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Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Maximum Ride, Sky High, Harry Potter, Big Bang Theory, and Death Note.

Hi there!

On top of writing fics, I also write reviews of good books. If you have any interest in reading them, the link is below.

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Favorite Quotes:

"It's a curse...that can't be good for the table." Howl's moving castle.

Number your 12 favorite Harry Potter characters and answer the questions. NO CHEATING!

1. Severus

2. Hermione

3. Draco

4. Sirius

5. Remus

6. Dobby

7. Fred

8. George

9. Lucius

10. Blaise

11. Charlie

12. Bill

1) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?

No. And I don't think I ever will. I don't even know if they make those.

2)Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Well, I guess he could be mildly attractive, especially from the ultimate bad-boy standpoint.

3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

Some group therapy would have to be administered by at least two medical personnel.

4) Do you recall any fics about 9?

Yes, I do.

5) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Not really. Inter-species relationships don't really work, so I'm told.

6) 5/9 or 5/10?

5/9 probably just because of the age range.

7)What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

He'd definitely freak out and he'd either never bring it up again or mention it every twenty seconds at the dinner table.

8) What would happen in a 3/11 fanfic?

The same thing that happens in most fics between a boy and a girl.

9)Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

Well, I just looked it up and as of today, there are 103 of them.

10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?

The Death of Norbert

11)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?

Sirius would attempt to pull all the stupid tricks he does on the girls that surrounded him, but Severus would never fall for it and eventually Sirius would just have to come out and say it.

12) Which partner for 3?

1, 2, 4, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11. Wow. He's a man-whore.

13) How would you draw 11?

Staring off into the distance at something that can barely be seen, wand sticking out from behind her ear and a Quibbler easily noticeable in her saddlebag.

14)Would you write a 2/4/5 fic?

Probably, with the right incentive.

15) What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?

Anything any normal red-blooded male might scream. Possibly "Draco!!"

16) If you wrote a songfic about 8 what song would you use?

Almost Lover by A Fine Frenzy.

17)If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic what would the warning be?

Cross-species. Don't read if squeamish at all.

18)What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

"If you're having trouble in Potions, you could always ask me for help. I'll be in the library waiting."

19) If 4 was pregnant who would you expect to be the father?

Apart from the physical impossibility, 1 or 9.

20) If 1 saw 6 curled up in a corner what would they do?

Probably ignore each other like the plague.

21) If 1 had an extreme caffine rush, what would you do?

Have a doctor check him out. We don't know if his body can handle anything other than moody, arrogant irritation.

22) If you caught 3 and 9 in a closet together what would you do?

Wow. That explains so much. I'd probably just leave them there.

23)By the way, I set you up on a date with 8

Are you sure it isn't his twin?


At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

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Playing the Players by angelically-devilish reviews
MARRIAGE LAW FIC! What happens when two people who thought they were destined for lives of free-wheeling and independence end up thrown together by meddling friends and a malicious Ministry? Why, nothing short of magic and mayhem! Rated M for mature!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 171,354 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Leave Me Dying on the Ground by Jack E. Peace reviews
Marty figures if he'd met her first, things would have been different. He's never really been a big believer in fate or destiny or all that bullshit but sometimes he can't help but wonder. Marty/Dana
Cabin in the Woods - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Complete
Tempus by Suzie74 reviews
Harry is unhappy with his life, one drunken night he discovers a time charm written in a old school book, inadvertantly traveling back in time, he finds himself with the perfect opportunity to have something that he's always wanted. m/m kink, fetish, BDSM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,279 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I've Got Your Number by ShilohX reviews
Dean and Sam have intense phone sex with a surprise ending! Slash, cock rings, nipple clamps, twelve inch dildo, orgasm denial, angel porn.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,979 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Beyond a Shadow of a Doubt by Talitha Koum reviews
Complete. AU. Based on the movie The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. Penny moves in to 4A and comes to find that the previous tenant has yet to leave.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,409 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Caged Bird Sings by LiterarySpell reviews
Hermione wakes up in a cell, held captive by none other than her former professor, Severus Snape. She's scared, alone, and confused about her feelings for her unwilling captor. How can she know what is real and what isn't when he won't tell her anything?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,053 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Potted Orchid Proposition by R.J. Anderson reviews
Sheldon has a plan, but Penny's not sure she can go along with it. How far will Sheldon go to convince her?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19439 - Favs: 12,171 - Follows: 5,568 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Barking Dogs Do Not Bite by just-Felton reviews
Three years ago, shortly after the war ended, Draco Malfoy fled from the wizarding world and has hidden since then among muggles. However when some muggles are after him will Potter show again up as the hero?Anal,Angst,Language,M/M,Oral,SoloM,Violence,WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,833 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Ovis by KafkaExMachina reviews
Crack!fic. Starts at the end of TriWizard Cup. Voldemort is defeated by a large flock of darkmagic eating carnivorous sheep. Harry is driven slightly bonkers. Unabashed unqualified HHr pairing. Rated M for dirty words and dirtier deeds. -DEAD-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Take It From Me, NEVER Interview Mr Potter! by ArCHiE 1up reviews
AU, Take it from Hermione...NEVER interview prats like Mr. Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,557 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
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Elaine reviews
When L decides to include a new person in the task force against Kira, details about his past emerge. And what is this woman doing to control him so well?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2012 - L, OC
Shenny reviews
Just some changes I've thought would be nice in the story line. This is just the first season. Each chapter number correlates to the episode number.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Taylor reviews
She just wanted to watch a movie. Have a nice evening with her best friend. Until her friend calls to say she's 'busy'. Meeting Taylor Lautner definitely wasn't on the list of things to do. Rating for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,015 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/9/2010
Eleven Years reviews
After eleven years, Snape finds Hermione at her work with a gaping wound. How can she deal with his annoying attitude while healing him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Severus reviews
Hogwarts has decided that two teachers per subject would be beneficial. Snape and Hermione are asked to work as Potions teachers together. Set after the war, but no major deaths Sirius, Dumbledore, Snape, Fred, Dobby, etc... . Marriage Law fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Warren reviews
Warren and Layla while they were pretending to date because of Will; Gwen isn't Royal Pain, so Warren and Layla's plan doesn't work. Instead, Royal Pain is found and sent to jail, so life goes on normally. Or does it?
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Warren P., Layla W.
Old Blood
If Billy and Harry had gotten into a car accident instead and Jake had the house to himself, how would Bella help him? I didn't look up any tribal laws. I'm just making them up as I go along so the story will make sense.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,857 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Billy, Jacob
New Moon reviews
After Bella cliff-dives and Harry dies, she realizes how close death really is and chooses to strengthen her relationship with Jacob before it's too late.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Bella, Jacob
The AfterEffects of Homecoming reviews
What if Will hadn't been able to fly? What if he died when Royal Pain threw him out the window? Will Layla and Warren figure out that it really is all for the best? Continues immediately after Royal Pain shocks him and he falls through the window.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Warren P., Layla W.
The Disheartened reviews
Set at the very end of Eclipse when Jacob goes running off. Ignores Jacob's involvement in Breaking Dawn completely.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Jacob, OC
Breathing reviews
Fang can't sleep one night. What will he do when he realizes Max doesn't know he watches her?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete