Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Xiaolin Showdown, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
I want to dedicate this part of my profile to someone very special to me: Tom Doyle my softball coach. He passed away on August 5th from brain cancer and i'm really going to miss him. He was a brilliant strategist and he knew so much about softball. He gave me the chance to work out with his team even though i was too young to play on it and i learned so much from him. Now i'm a better ball player because of it. If you're reading this even though you didn't know him please keep his family in your prayers. He left this world with two young daughters. One was a freshman in college and the other was only 9. All i have to say is thank you Coach, you've influenced my life and i will never forget you. Also, if you're reading this and you want to be a doctor and maybe find the cure to cancer then you're a saint and you'd be doing me a great favor.
Now onto happier matters. My friend emailed me this link. Go on and try it and watever you do KEEP PRESSING THE BUTTON!!
Here's a couple things about me:
name:i'm not that stupid god!
height: 5ft 9in. tall yeah i'm tall
hair/eye color: brown hair and brown eyes
age: ehh wat the heck u people will never know where i live 15
where i live: gosh darnit morons i just said i won't tell u...u...STALKERS!!
Favorite animal: i have many but my top 4 are in this order: horse, snow tiger, cheetah, dolphin
Favorite color: I'll have to say yellow, red, green, and blue
Favorite book: To me Harry Potter is the best book ever written but i also like vampire diaries, percy jackson and the olympians, nobody's princess, thief lord, how to catch a pirate, and aria of the sea
Favorite movies:Let's see there's... Harry Potter, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Sixth Sense, Someone's Gotta Give, The Holiday, Frequency, Troy, Remember the Titians, and so many more.
Favorite type of music: classic rock, punk rock, pop rock, punk pop rock (a lot of forms of rock), some pop, and alternative
Things I love to do: watch sunsets and sunrises, read a book, hang out with my friends, go to the beach, spend time outside, play sports, and talk long strolls
Don't be alarmed i am not only a Twilight freak but i am in love with several shows, books, and comics. GO FREAKS LIKE ME!! Oh and if you're a Xiaolin Showdown lover I highly reccomend the story In the Wixt Between. Don't forget to review cause that author is insanely good at writing and he deserves them!! So do it!
Something random about me: I'm convinced that the world is against me but i don't let that ruin my day
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed withTwilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, Darling Summers, Angelmail, Hisa-Ai, HealingSpringWaters.
Here are some awesome quotes that i love and felt the need to put here!
"Guys are like stars, there are millions out there, but only one will make your dreams come true."- Unknown
"No guy is worth your tears, and the one that is, won't make you cry."- Unknown
"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."- Oscar Wilde
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every six months."- Oscar Wilde
"It takes courage to love, but pain through love is the purifying fire which those who love generously know."- Eleanor Roosevelt
"What is hell? I still maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love"- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
"Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back."- Plato
"You have not failed until you quit trying."- Gordon B. Hinckley
"God made man, and then he said, 'I can do better than that,' and he made woman."- Adela Rogers
"We accept the love we think we deserve."- Stephen Chbosky
"You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not."- Jodi Picoult
"I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing."- Neil Gaiman
"Always do what you are afraid to do."- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings."- Anais Nin
"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same." -Anonymous
"There are two kinds of people in the world - those who hate and fear clowns...and clowns" -"The Quillan Games" by D.J. MacHale
"One night, I lay in bed, looking up at the stars, and thought...'where the heck is the ceiling?'" -Anonymous
Alright this is for everyone reading my stories. Here are the links for the stuff. Please look at them.
YOU KNOW YOUR OBSESSED WITH XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN WHEN..
You call a Xiaolin Showdown over the remote with your younger sibling.
You mutter "Wuya" Under your breath everytime your teacher gives you a bad grade.
Your afraid to eat Jellybeans because your afraid a evil one will hop out at you.
Everytime you see a bald guy you yell out "Hey, Omi!".
Every blue ball you see you call the Orb of Tornami.
You jump off a cliff, thinking that you will land on Dojo.
You jump off again, thinking he missed.
You do it a third time, this time holding a pair of fairy wings, and calling them the Wings of Tinabi.
You blame Chucky Choo that the Wings don't work.
You call every Yo-yo your family Yo-yo.
When you talk about Xiaolin showdown your friends and family run.
You have pictures of a character all over your wall.
You have a crush on a character.
You write fanfictions on here about them.
When Xiaolin Showdown comes on, you turn off every little light, turn the volume on high, and sit like a moron.. staring at the tv.
When you see a old bald guy you call him Master Fung.
You call Geckos Dojo.
You cuss out Avatar for "Copying" Xiaolin Showdown.
You draw the characters.
Everytime you see a cowboy you smile and call him Clay.
Every short Japanese girl you see you chase after, ranting about Raikim.
You grab a penny, jump off the cliff AGAIN, and call out "Mantis Flip Coin!"
You again blame Chucky Choo.
Your put on a chocker you call the Gills of Himachi, and try to breath under water.
You cuss out Chucky Choo when you come back from the hospital.
You named imaginary friends after the characters.
You sit and stare at pictures of Omi and have chats with him.
You plan on naming your first boy child Raimundo.
You tell your best friend to name her girl Kimiko, and then when they are old enough, arrange a marriage.
Call their wedding Raikim.
You have dreams about Raimundo/Jack/Chase Young.
Everytime you bite into a cheese ball, you say "Take that, Omi!"
You call your brother's journal the Ancient Guide to Females.
You call all bald guys Sexist.
You nod your head at everything written
Memorable Xiaolin Showdown Quotes:
Jack: Well, I'm sitting on some pretty juicy info. It has to do with Jermaine, and it's not good.
Jack: This plan wouldn't have worked if I didn't lose my showdown in the first place. (everyone stares at him). Wait... that didn't come out right.
Wuya: You traded the most powerful objects in the world for robot parts?!
Blind Old Man: Perhaps you'd like to surrender now?
Jack: (doing a crossword) What's a four-letter word for idiot?
Hannibal Bean: That Chase has girly hair. A true warrior shaves his head... Like me.
(After the Sapphire Dragon almost turned Omi, Rai, and Dojo to sapphire)
Wuya: Omi is in the past?
Wuya: IF they swear their loyalty.
Omi: Jack Spicer! He who was laughing last laughs most loudly!
Jack: (to Wuya) Um, once you become Raimundo, are you a he or a she?
Jack (waking up with Wuya in his face): AHHH! Wuya, with you it's hard to tell if I'm coming out of a nightmare or going into one!
Omi: We must drill to the Earth's core, and flood the chamber with molten lava. Once it hardens, the spiders will be encased forever.
Kimiko: (to Raimundo) I'm pretty sure something's defective, and it's NOT the orb.
Omi: So it appears that it was not Jack who acted so stupid as to free Hannibal Bean. It was... ME?
Omi: Chew on that sentence Jack Spicer!
Omi: (to Wuya) The jig is down, you're at the top of your rope, spoon over the wu!
Raimundo: How many Omis are there?
Omi: Oh yes! (reading the "Ancient Guide to Females") Females are easily frightened!
Omi: Kimiko! Raimundo! Clay! Check me in, my friends! I have severely trounced up and down Jack Spicer's buttocks! (Meaning he kicked Jack's butt)
Omi: We win! Say my name, Jack Spicer! Ooh, I have angry skills!
Omi: And so our grand quest begins. Follow me ... to victory! (Offscreen) I have no idea where I'm going.
(Dojo is heading for a cliff)
(After receiving Elemental Shen-Gong-Wu)
Omi: Raimundo, get the Shen-Gong-Wu. I will place a cover over your backside.
Jermaine: You're not playing with me, are you?
Dojo: Hah! Joke's on you Wuya, you broke the Reversing Mirror, 7 years bad luck. IN...YOUR...FACE!
Dojo: Ugh, I haven't felt like this ever since the Heylin Seed's been unleashed, -GASP- THE HEYLIN SEED'S BEEN UNLEASHED!!
(Reading one of the ancient scrolls)
Raimundo: (hugging Omi) We were so worried. Don't ever run away like that again.
Jack: I get to keep the Monkey Staff, right?
Omi: Do we look like we were born next week?
Jack: (Wearing Emperor scorpion): Fearsome Four, I command you to...laugh evilly. (Fearsome four laugh evilly) Now I command you to laugh evilly while hopping on one foot!(The Fearsome Four hops on one foot)
Omi: These are lion claws. That's close!
Raimundo: I have a question.
Master Fung: The journey of a thousand miles begins with but a single step.
Chase Young (to Jack): You're more annoying than evil.
Wuya: You have done well, Jack.
Omi: I already know my future. I will be the most wisest, most skilled, most powerful Xiaolin warrior of all time!
Wuya: Ah, the Xiaolin temple. Let me savor the moment. (pause) Ah. Now let's crush them.
(After learning Kimiko's father is the head of a large video game company)
Black Viper: (after being defeated by Jack Spicer) And because you have defeated us, you are know the leader... of the Black Vipers! (they all bow down to Jack)
Wuya: Guard-bots, finish them!
Wuya: Some evil genius! Outsmarted by a little girl!
Dojo: (Talking about the showdown ending very quickly) What happened? I blinked and missed it.
Raimundo: Do you know what's going on here, Dojo?
Jack: Easy for you to say! You can leave any time you want!
Hannibal Roy Bean: If you’re true evil, you know what to do.
Hannibal Bean: Hello, my boy.
Jack: Well the warranty says they're impe- impetri- impenatrable. You'd think they'd cover some of this stuff.
Dojo: The Mikado Arm Shen-Gong-Wu is a lesser known Wu that gives great upper body strength.
Jack: Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?
Jack: (referring to self) OH YEAH, SURE! GANG UP ON THE WEAKLING...
(After the monster disappears)
(Omi starts to declare the showdown against the Sapphire Dragon.)
Rai: (after Master Monk Guan has asked him and the others to clean the dishes again) But, they are already clean enough to eat off of, see?
Master Monk Guan: (3:11 in the morning) (screaming) Up and at 'em! Training out front in five minutes! Move it!
Omi: Jack Spicer has his own prison? He should be in prison!
Omi: Raimundo! Arise your shine! There is great evil!
Wuya: (About herself) Hmm... so much evil beauty. Not bad for 1500 years old.
Wuya: Oh, how I miss soaring the skies as a disembodied head. Sometimes you don't appreciate what you don't have, until you have it! Being evil was so easier when I wasn't flesh. No bathing, no make-up, no midnight trips to the evil little girls room.
Chase Young: The bird could be quite dangerous in the wrong hands.
Old Raimundo: Guys! This is the chance we've been waiting for! I say we break into the palace, and take back the Sands of Time!
Omi: I am most pleased ... and most confused. You said only one of us would rise.
Clay: How do we fight an enemy we can't see?
Master Monk Guan: What makes a warrior strong is not the weapon, but the warrior holding the weapon.
Chase Young: When fighting an opponent with superior strength you must use his strength against him.
Chase Young:It is not the strongest opponent who wins, but the strongest will.
Raimundo: I am a Wudai Warrior! And I am the BEST!
Raimundo: No! I didn't come this far to lose! We will find a way to win. It's our destiny!
Master Fung: Now that you have risen to Shoku Warrior, your job has only begun. The survival of the world depends on you.
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not go to class skyclad
31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous
43) I will not lick Trevor
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.)You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.
4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.)Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.)& now youre laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
Best Friends vs. Friends
Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile...(me:does both count?! inner me: i guess...(backs away)
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously,never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you and your frineds aren't cool or dont even want to be and you just wanna be yourselves copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list...xNArutoLover4Ever19x, HealingSpringWaters
if you are one of those people who feel bad when you eat meat but like it too much to stop eating it copy this into your profile
if you act crazy just for fun copy this into your profile
if you are random copy this into your profile
if you are a tomboy copy this into your profile (so we can get rid of the evil girly girls!! DIE GIRLY GIRLS DIE!!)
if you are a naruto fan and you HATE Sasuke and Ino im begging you to copy this into your profile
Laugh your heart out...
Dance in the rain...
Cherish the moment...
Ignore the pain...
LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE
._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever
You repost this in your profile.
If you HATE NejixSakura copy this into your profile
If you think Twilight is getting way to famous, copy and paste this to your profile (OMG its EVERYWHERE!)
If you want fan girls to SHUT UP AND REALIZE EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL AND STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR, copy and paste this to your profile
If you think Night World Vampires are better than uh..Twilight ones, Copy and paste this to your profile (THE REDFERNS ARE DA BOMB!)
If you want little kids to stop screaming about Twilight every 2 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile (they never shut up!)
If you think RashelX Quinn is better than AliceXjasper, Copy and Paste this to your Profile (YEAH!)
If you think HannahXThierry is better than RosalieXEmmett, Copy and paste this to your profile (HELL YEA!)
If you think Rashel Jordan is Better than Alice Cullen, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
If you Love Love Love LOVE LJ Smith, Copy this to your Profile
If you are a Vampire Addict, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
If you can't stand stupid girls, Copy and Paste this to your profile
If you think Ash Redfern is Better then Jasper Hale, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
If you think John Quinn is Better than Jacob Black, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
"When life hands you The Jonas Brothers, throw them back and yell...
If you truely believe, there is a John Quinn or Ash Redfern or James Rasmussen or Morgead Blackthorn somewhere for you (doesn't mean his name has to be the same) copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.
~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan~fictions, copy this onto your profile
~If you are addicted to vampires and/or werewolves and would like to be one, copy and paste.
If you think the government has covered up the existance of extraterrestrials, paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a mad fasanation with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you’re crazy and you know it, clap your hands!! Then paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?
If you're against abortion, re-post this
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.
Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
I WANT A GUY...
who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,
hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.
Someone who would sing to me at random moments.
Who would let me sleep on his chest.
A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.
I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.
Someone who would let me gossip to him
and just smile and agree with everything I said.
He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then
KISS ME A MILLION TIMES.
Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.
He would take me to the park and
put his hands around my waist and
give me big bearhugs all the time.
He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.
And we'd make out in the pouring rain.
He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,
and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.
I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years
and COUNT STARS with me.
Who would stay home with me on a Friday night
just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.
Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,
who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.
But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART
-Jg Rox's story I want
Bad pick-up Line Come-backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
A Real Boyfriend
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
These have got to be some of the most clever brainteasers I've seen in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is deadly at Scrabble.
THE MORSE CODE:
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
Yep! Someone has waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law).
Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!
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