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Joined 09-30-08, id: 1705135, Profile Updated: 01-02-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Xiaolin Showdown, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

I want to dedicate this part of my profile to someone very special to me: Tom Doyle my softball coach. He passed away on August 5th from brain cancer and i'm really going to miss him. He was a brilliant strategist and he knew so much about softball. He gave me the chance to work out with his team even though i was too young to play on it and i learned so much from him. Now i'm a better ball player because of it. If you're reading this even though you didn't know him please keep his family in your prayers. He left this world with two young daughters. One was a freshman in college and the other was only 9. All i have to say is thank you Coach, you've influenced my life and i will never forget you. Also, if you're reading this and you want to be a doctor and maybe find the cure to cancer then you're a saint and you'd be doing me a great favor.

Now onto happier matters. My friend emailed me this link. Go on and try it and watever you do KEEP PRESSING THE BUTTON!!

Here's a couple things about me:

name:i'm not that stupid god!

gender: girl

height: 5ft 9in. tall yeah i'm tall

hair/eye color: brown hair and brown eyes

age: ehh wat the heck u people will never know where i live 15

where i live: gosh darnit morons i just said i won't tell u...u...STALKERS!!

Favorite animal: i have many but my top 4 are in this order: horse, snow tiger, cheetah, dolphin

Favorite color: I'll have to say yellow, red, green, and blue

Favorite book: To me Harry Potter is the best book ever written but i also like vampire diaries, percy jackson and the olympians, nobody's princess, thief lord, how to catch a pirate, and aria of the sea

Favorite movies:Let's see there's... Harry Potter, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Sixth Sense, Someone's Gotta Give, The Holiday, Frequency, Troy, Remember the Titians, and so many more.

Favorite type of music: classic rock, punk rock, pop rock, punk pop rock (a lot of forms of rock), some pop, and alternative

Things I love to do: watch sunsets and sunrises, read a book, hang out with my friends, go to the beach, spend time outside, play sports, and talk long strolls

Don't be alarmed i am not only a Twilight freak but i am in love with several shows, books, and comics. GO FREAKS LIKE ME!! Oh and if you're a Xiaolin Showdown lover I highly reccomend the story In the Wixt Between. Don't forget to review cause that author is insanely good at writing and he deserves them!! So do it!

Something random about me: I'm convinced that the world is against me but i don't let that ruin my day

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed withTwilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, Darling Summers, Angelmail, Hisa-Ai, HealingSpringWaters.

Here are some awesome quotes that i love and felt the need to put here!

"Guys are like stars, there are millions out there, but only one will make your dreams come true."- Unknown

"No guy is worth your tears, and the one that is, won't make you cry."- Unknown

"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."- Oscar Wilde

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every six months."- Oscar Wilde

"It takes courage to love, but pain through love is the purifying fire which those who love generously know."- Eleanor Roosevelt

"What is hell? I still maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love"- Fyodor Dostoyevsky

"Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back."- Plato

"You have not failed until you quit trying."- Gordon B. Hinckley

"God made man, and then he said, 'I can do better than that,' and he made woman."- Adela Rogers

"We accept the love we think we deserve."- Stephen Chbosky

"You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not."- Jodi Picoult

"I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing."- Neil Gaiman

"Always do what you are afraid to do."- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings."- Anais Nin

"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same." -Anonymous

"There are two kinds of people in the world - those who hate and fear clowns...and clowns" -"The Quillan Games" by D.J. MacHale

"One night, I lay in bed, looking up at the stars, and thought...'where the heck is the ceiling?'" -Anonymous

Alright this is for everyone reading my stories. Here are the links for the stuff. Please look at them.

A Slave of Love:
Chapter 11:
Bella's dress-
Bella's pearl necklace. (Just pretend it's white)-
Chapter 17:
Carlisle's house-

Immortal Dragon:
When It All Falls Apart:
Soccer and Love:
Catalina's dress- http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3361/3256441704_3f30f38e54_o.jpg
Kimiko's dress-
Aelia's dress-
Aelia's hair-
Ana Maria-
Fan of Bure-do:
Kimiko's outfit-


You call a Xiaolin Showdown over the remote with your younger sibling.

You mutter "Wuya" Under your breath everytime your teacher gives you a bad grade.

Your afraid to eat Jellybeans because your afraid a evil one will hop out at you.

Everytime you see a bald guy you yell out "Hey, Omi!".

Every blue ball you see you call the Orb of Tornami.

You jump off a cliff, thinking that you will land on Dojo.

You jump off again, thinking he missed.

You do it a third time, this time holding a pair of fairy wings, and calling them the Wings of Tinabi.

You blame Chucky Choo that the Wings don't work.

You call every Yo-yo your family Yo-yo.

When you talk about Xiaolin showdown your friends and family run.

You have pictures of a character all over your wall.

You have a crush on a character.

You write fanfictions on here about them.

When Xiaolin Showdown comes on, you turn off every little light, turn the volume on high, and sit like a moron.. staring at the tv.

When you see a old bald guy you call him Master Fung.

You call Geckos Dojo.

You cuss out Avatar for "Copying" Xiaolin Showdown.

You draw the characters.

Everytime you see a cowboy you smile and call him Clay.

Every short Japanese girl you see you chase after, ranting about Raikim.

You grab a penny, jump off the cliff AGAIN, and call out "Mantis Flip Coin!"

You again blame Chucky Choo.

Your put on a chocker you call the Gills of Himachi, and try to breath under water.

You cuss out Chucky Choo when you come back from the hospital.

You named imaginary friends after the characters.

You sit and stare at pictures of Omi and have chats with him.

You plan on naming your first boy child Raimundo.

You tell your best friend to name her girl Kimiko, and then when they are old enough, arrange a marriage.

Call their wedding Raikim.

You have dreams about Raimundo/Jack/Chase Young.

Everytime you bite into a cheese ball, you say "Take that, Omi!"

You call your brother's journal the Ancient Guide to Females.

You call all bald guys Sexist.

You nod your head at everything written

Memorable Xiaolin Showdown Quotes:

Jack: Well, I'm sitting on some pretty juicy info. It has to do with Jermaine, and it's not good.
Raimundo: I think he means spill your guts.

Jack: This plan wouldn't have worked if I didn't lose my showdown in the first place. (everyone stares at him). Wait... that didn't come out right.

Wuya: You traded the most powerful objects in the world for robot parts?!
Jack: ... I kept the Monkey Staff.
Wuya: (screams in aggravation and tries to hit Jack, but does no damage for is a ghost)

Blind Old Man: Perhaps you'd like to surrender now?
Jack: Perhaps you'd like to keep your disses to yourself, four-eyes!
Wuya: He's blind!
Jack: Even better! Time to double-team Mr. no eyes! Ha! I'm on an evil rant now!

Jack: (doing a crossword) What's a four-letter word for idiot?
Wuya: Jack.
Jack: Perfect!

Hannibal Bean: That Chase has girly hair. A true warrior shaves his head... Like me.
Chase: You could pour fertilizer on that thing and nothing would grow!

(After the Sapphire Dragon almost turned Omi, Rai, and Dojo to sapphire)
Raimundo: You think he'd be grateful that we rescued him from the volcano.

Wuya: Omi is in the past?
Kimiko: Yes. And now he's trapped there.
Jack: And it was ME who sent him back Wuya! I was really on your side all the way. Stupid Omi walked right into our trap. WHOO-HOO! Uh, you can let me go now.
Wuya: Forget it Jack. I'm not buying.
Jack: Really? Even if I whimper? (starts whimpering)

Wuya: IF they swear their loyalty.
Raimundo: C'mon guys! You won't BELIEVE the stuff she's got! Videogames, racecars, speedboats -
Jack: SOLD! You can let me go now.
Wuya: The offer's not for you Jack.
Jack: Boy, you really hold a grudge.

Omi: Jack Spicer! He who was laughing last laughs most loudly!
Raimundo: What Omi did to that sentence, is what we're gonna do to you!

Jack: (to Wuya) Um, once you become Raimundo, are you a he or a she?
Wuya: (gives Jack a death glare)
Jack: What? I just want to get my pronouns straight.

Jack (waking up with Wuya in his face): AHHH! Wuya, with you it's hard to tell if I'm coming out of a nightmare or going into one!

Omi: We must drill to the Earth's core, and flood the chamber with molten lava. Once it hardens, the spiders will be encased forever.
Jack: Peachy plan. Except whoever you send will wind up as toast!
Omi: (points to the Molar 2000)
Jack: No, no! You can't! I may be evil, but I have rights! And, uh, I burn easily!
Omi: As tempting as that sounds, I will put the Molar 2000 on auto-pilot.

Kimiko: (to Raimundo) I'm pretty sure something's defective, and it's NOT the orb.

Omi: So it appears that it was not Jack who acted so stupid as to free Hannibal Bean. It was... ME?

Omi: Chew on that sentence Jack Spicer!
Clay: I think the little fella means eat those words.

Omi: (to Wuya) The jig is down, you're at the top of your rope, spoon over the wu!
Jack: (thinking) Hmmmmmmmmm...I know! The jig is up, you're at the end of your rope, fork over the wu! (opens jacket to reveal badge with "Super Genius" written on it)

Raimundo: How many Omis are there?
Kimiko: At least five. And Omi divided by five is...
Clay: Duller than a sack of hammers.

Omi: Oh yes! (reading the "Ancient Guide to Females") Females are easily frightened!
Kimiko: You're lucky you're cute, Omi.

Omi: Kimiko! Raimundo! Clay! Check me in, my friends! I have severely trounced up and down Jack Spicer's buttocks! (Meaning he kicked Jack's butt)

Omi: We win! Say my name, Jack Spicer! Ooh, I have angry skills!
Jermaine: Mad skills.

Omi: And so our grand quest begins. Follow me ... to victory! (Offscreen) I have no idea where I'm going.

(Dojo is heading for a cliff)
Omi: Dojo! Look in!
Raimundo: LOOK OUT!

(After receiving Elemental Shen-Gong-Wu)
Omi: Ooo! Mine is extremely icy!
Raimundo: You mean "very cool" don't cha Omi?

Omi: Raimundo, get the Shen-Gong-Wu. I will place a cover over your backside.
Raimundo: I sure hope you mean, you got my back covered.

Jermaine: You're not playing with me, are you?
Omi:: No, but I will if you want.

Dojo: Hah! Joke's on you Wuya, you broke the Reversing Mirror, 7 years bad luck. IN...YOUR...FACE!
Wuya: Actually, since it's the Reversing Mirror, it's 7 years good luck.

Dojo: Ugh, I haven't felt like this ever since the Heylin Seed's been unleashed, -GASP- THE HEYLIN SEED'S BEEN UNLEASHED!!

(Reading one of the ancient scrolls)
Dojo: Very interesting. It says here that Alexander the Great had 7 toes on one foot and 3 on the other.
Raimundo: What about Omi?
Dojo: Oh, I'm pretty sure he has 5 on each, but I've never taken a close look.

Raimundo: (hugging Omi) We were so worried. Don't ever run away like that again.
(everyone stares at him)
Raimundo: (blushes) What? I was worried.

Jack: I get to keep the Monkey Staff, right?
Wuya: I'll put this so even you can understand. You can either be my first loyal subject, or the first boy genius I destroy!

Omi: Do we look like we were born next week?

Jack: (Wearing Emperor scorpion): Fearsome Four, I command you to...laugh evilly. (Fearsome four laugh evilly) Now I command you to laugh evilly while hopping on one foot!(The Fearsome Four hops on one foot)
Wuya: Enough gloating! Let's go!
Jack: Okay, okay, but first... Fearsome Four, laugh evilly while, uh... tapdancing! (Fearsome four do a dance number, while holding canes)

Omi: These are lion claws. That's close!
Raimundo: But no dice.
Omi: Oh, dice. Are we looking for dice, too?

Raimundo: I have a question.
Master Fung: Yes, Raimundo?
Raimundo: I saw my room, and no bed. Just a mat. What the dealy? (They all stare at him) Umm ... we can talk later.
Raimundo: You know what I just realized? Master Fung never answered my question about the bed.

Master Fung: The journey of a thousand miles begins with but a single step.
Dojo: Where do you get this stuff?
Master Fung: I have a desk calendar.

Chase Young (to Jack): You're more annoying than evil.

Wuya: You have done well, Jack.
Jack: Evil genius, well?
Wuya: Don't ruin the moment.

Omi: I already know my future. I will be the most wisest, most skilled, most powerful Xiaolin warrior of all time!
Raimundo: You left out modest.

Wuya: Ah, the Xiaolin temple. Let me savor the moment. (pause) Ah. Now let's crush them.

(After learning Kimiko's father is the head of a large video game company)
Raimundo: (to Kimiko) Did I ever tell you you're my favorite monk?
Omi: I thought I was your favorite. (Starts to whimper)

Black Viper: (after being defeated by Jack Spicer) And because you have defeated us, you are know the leader... of the Black Vipers! (they all bow down to Jack)
Jack: Cool! I guess that makes me Queen! (everyone stares at him) Oh, I mean King!

Wuya: Guard-bots, finish them!
Jack: Hey! Don't ever tell my robots what to do! ... (pauses) Guard-bots, finish them!

Wuya: Some evil genius! Outsmarted by a little girl!

Dojo: (Talking about the showdown ending very quickly) What happened? I blinked and missed it.

Raimundo: Do you know what's going on here, Dojo?
Dojo: Look at his -- their hands. He -- I mean, they -- is -- are wearing the Ring of the Nine Dragons! This is a grammar nightmare.

Jack: Easy for you to say! You can leave any time you want!
Wuya: Hmm; good point. (phases through Dojo)
Jack: ...NO! You can't leave me here all alone!

Hannibal Roy Bean: If you’re true evil, you know what to do.
Jack: Uh... can you give me a hint?
Hannibal Roy Bean: Just open the cage and let me out, you twit!

Hannibal Bean: Hello, my boy.
Jack: (screams) Touch me, and I'll scream!
Wuya: You did scream.
Jack: Then ... I'll scream louder!

Jack: Well the warranty says they're impe- impetri- impenatrable. You'd think they'd cover some of this stuff.

Dojo: The Mikado Arm Shen-Gong-Wu is a lesser known Wu that gives great upper body strength.
Omi: I do not need upper body strength, but I know someone who does ...
Kimiko: And what's that supposed to mean? Think carefully before you answer.
Omi: I was speaking of Jack Spicer?

Jack: Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?
Hannibal: My guess, an extra chromosome.
NOTE: Hannibal is hinting to Jack having Down's Syndrome, as DS is a result of the zygote created from fertilization having one less chromosome than normal.

Jack: (referring to self) OH YEAH, SURE! GANG UP ON THE WEAKLING...

(After the monster disappears)
Raimundo: What can I say? He probably just knew better than to mess with me.
Kimiko: (bright eyed; about Raimundo's teddy bear) Or your woobie woobie bearsy wearsy!
Raimundo: I told you. His name is Ninja Fred, and he's only a good luck charm!

(Omi starts to declare the showdown against the Sapphire Dragon.)
Omi: I wager the Orb of Tornami against your...self!

Rai: (after Master Monk Guan has asked him and the others to clean the dishes again) But, they are already clean enough to eat off of, see?
Master Monk Guan: (screaming) THAT SOUNDED LIKE A QUESTION!!

Master Monk Guan: (3:11 in the morning) (screaming) Up and at 'em! Training out front in five minutes! Move it!
Raimundo: (half asleep) Must be a bad dream.
Master Monk Guan: (screaming in Raimundo's ear) That means you, too, young prince! Move it, move it, move it!

Omi: Jack Spicer has his own prison? He should be in prison!

Omi: Raimundo! Arise your shine! There is great evil!
Raimundo: (yawns) Are you sure it's great evil? 'Cause if it's just regular evil, I'm sure you can handle it without me.
Omi: Orb of Tornami!
(The waves then push out Raimundo out of the room)
Raimundo: Whoa! I'm up! I'm up!

Wuya: (About herself) Hmm... so much evil beauty. Not bad for 1500 years old.
Chase: (About Wuya) She was so much less annoying as a disembodied floating head.

Wuya: Oh, how I miss soaring the skies as a disembodied head. Sometimes you don't appreciate what you don't have, until you have it! Being evil was so easier when I wasn't flesh. No bathing, no make-up, no midnight trips to the evil little girls room.

Chase Young: The bird could be quite dangerous in the wrong hands.
Wuya: Our hands.
Chase Young: Wuya; I like how you think, I am most pleased.
Wuya: You could show me pleasure by giving me Shen-Gong-Wu...
Chase Young: I said I was pleased, not crazy.

Old Raimundo: Guys! This is the chance we've been waiting for! I say we break into the palace, and take back the Sands of Time!
Old Clay: Well, we're not exactly the lean, mean fighting machines we once were.
Old Raimundo: First, you were never lean, and second, we're still Xiaolin Warriors! We fought together once, and we can do it again!

Omi: I am most pleased ... and most confused. You said only one of us would rise.
Master Fung: That is correct. Only one would rise ... but not until you worked together as one.
Dojo: I don't know about you, but I think he makes this stuff up as he goes along.

Clay: How do we fight an enemy we can't see?
Omi: By relying on a friend we can't see, but who we know is still there!

Master Monk Guan: What makes a warrior strong is not the weapon, but the warrior holding the weapon.

Chase Young: When fighting an opponent with superior strength you must use his strength against him.

Chase Young:It is not the strongest opponent who wins, but the strongest will.

Raimundo: I am a Wudai Warrior! And I am the BEST!

Raimundo: No! I didn't come this far to lose! We will find a way to win. It's our destiny!

Master Fung: Now that you have risen to Shoku Warrior, your job has only begun. The survival of the world depends on you.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"


1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.)You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.)Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.)& now youre laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

Best Friends vs. Friends

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.
Friend: has never seen you cry Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on
Friend: comes and visits you in jail
Best Friend: is sitting with you in the jail cell saying
"holy crap that was fun"
Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes themself at home
Friend: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again
Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't
remember it)
Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff
Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story
Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you

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If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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if you are a naruto fan and you HATE Sasuke and Ino im begging you to copy this into your profile

Laugh your heart out...

Dance in the rain...

Cherish the moment...

Ignore the pain...


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If you think Night World Vampires are better than uh..Twilight ones, Copy and paste this to your profile (THE REDFERNS ARE DA BOMB!)

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If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

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If you think the government has covered up the existance of extraterrestrials, paste this into your profile.

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Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

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Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
and time passed quickly as each shared
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
because it was a small town and she lived
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
Diane asked God to keep her safe from

When she reached the alley, which was a
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
man standing at the end as though he
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
security wrapped round her, she felt as
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
walked right past the man and arrived

The following day, she read in the
a young girl had been raped in the same
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
that it could have been her, she began to

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
young woman, she decided to go to the

She felt she could recognize the man, so
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
at a lineup to see if she could identify

She agreed and immediately pointed out
she had seen in the alley the night

When the man was told he had been
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
asked if there was anything they could do

She asked if they would ask the man one

Diane was curious as to why he had not

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
two tall men walking on either side of

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

If you're against abortion, re-post this

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.

Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!


who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,

hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

Someone who would let me gossip to him

and just smile and agree with everything I said.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then


Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and

put his hands around my waist and

give me big bearhugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

and COUNT STARS with me.

Who would stay home with me on a Friday night

just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.

Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,

who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART

-Jg Rox's story I want

Bad pick-up Line Come-backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

A Real Boyfriend

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you


When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

These have got to be some of the most clever brainteasers I've seen in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is deadly at Scrabble.

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Yep! Someone has waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law).

Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!

W e W e r e G i v e n T w o H a n d s T o H o l d

T w o L e g s T o W a l k

T w o E y e s T o S e e

T w o E a r s T o L i s t e n

B u t W h y O n l y O n e H e a r t ?

B e c a u s e T h e O t h e r O n e

W a s G i v e n T o S o m e o n e F o r U s T o F i n d

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Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 6050 - Favs: 4,309 - Follows: 3,033 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Keep Holding On by PrincessH reviews
.l Chapters Revised.:..w Extended & Deleted Scenes.y, Charlie, Connie, Julie, Adam, Averman, Portman, Tammy, Linda and Fulton experience love, loss, betrayal, death, births and that no matter what, your friends will always be there. PLZ NO FLAMES CG, TF, SJAd, OCPOCAv, CL R&R
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 162,048 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Adam B., Fulton R., Julie G., Tammy D.
There is Only Pain by quiet-little-wallflower reviews
Oneshot in which Clove and Cato are the victors of the games. Victory it seems isn't as sweet as they'd been led to believe.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Off Limits by Kelsbury reviews
She was off-limits, and she was his. One shot.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Not Exactly Fun in the Sun by percabethrules reviews
Annabeth has been invited to go on holiday with Percy and his family. But being half bloods, summer can never be normal and this holiday is no picnic in the park! Read to find out what happens!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,968 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Live To Be Loved by argenttmccall reviews
Now that Chase is dead, the monks want a little R&R, but can't when Wuya, Hannibal Bean, and Jack have teamed up to, once again, try and destroy the Xiaolin warriors. And is Chase really dead? RaiKim, OmiOC, ClayOC. 3rd in my Thunder and Lightning series.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,357 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Kimiko, Raimundo - Complete
Can't Stop Loving You by Angelznight3000 reviews
At six, they loved each other, but were split apart. Several years have gone by, each balancing life and its problems, until Bella comes back to Forks. Can they ever pick up where they left off, or have they grown up and apart? All human. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,546 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
B l i n d by oh.kd reviews
Do you miss her? You do cry her name at night. Remember when she said she was going to stay forever? Maybe it was you. You scared her off with your fancy words and promises. Too late now, she's forgotten all about you.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,692 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008
Wishing He Was Mine by SingingSoprano reviews
Audrey has been best friends with Benny since she was 13. And pretty much in love with him since then. But she's scared to tell him because she feels he only thinks of her as a sister. Can she get the guts to tell him and the secret she's been keeping?
Sandlot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,424 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Dragon's domain by Brown.eyes.and.bushy.tales reviews
There's more than trouble in paridise for Raimundo and Kimiko. But when they're abandoned in the jungle with no means of survival and a deadly secret involving Kimiko is unmasked, can they put their dissagreements aside and survive? Raikim! ON HIATUS
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Kimiko, Raimundo
Trapped by saturnstargazer reviews
When an enemy threatens someone Rai loves, he has to go to the Heylin side again! He escapes, but an even greater enemy has arose, threatening to destroy everything, and everyone, Rai loves. Rai POV RaixKim! Character death, and FLUFF! Whoot! xD
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,890 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Raimundo, Kimiko - Complete
Love is Ultimately Blind by Dragon of the Moon reviews
A slave girl is sold off to Prince Raimundo, prince of the country. She is treated well but there are mixed feelings and hinted relationships. When two other important people interefere, what will the consequences be? T for safety. RaiXKim. R&R.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,248 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Kimiko, Raimundo
It's About Time by Bdensgirl reviews
Katie Brown has it good, the best band in town, the best friends ever, and talent to top it off. But she also has deep, dark secrets. She breaks down, but who's arms should she fall into but Freddy Jones? NOTE:now .Bdensgirl., not genuinelie
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,139 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Complete
Caught in the Act by CommonKnowledge reviews
RaiKim oneshot based on a picture drawn by jlego on deviantart link in my profileAfter a hectic day Raimundo and Kimiko are caught in an awkward position and have some explaining to do....ps bad summary, please don't judge!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,851 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Kimiko, Raimundo - Complete
Say Yes Just This Once by SweetGlade reviews
Maybe things don't turn out as Raimundo plans them as. Kimiko is one stubborn person, but can she open his eyes to see the beauty around him? There's a twist... RaimundoxKimiko
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,661 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005
Something Blue by KDN89 reviews
This takes right after Episode 3x02 The Bird of Paradise. How you look can reveal what you like. But sometimes it can also reveal who you love...[RaixKim, COMPLETED]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,261 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
Keep With Me Kimiko by mushroom1302 reviews
Sequel to 'Remember me Rai Nightmares bring flashes from someone else's death and half a year after Wuya's death, the guilt is still haunting Kimiko and testing hers and Raimundo's relationship. Fin
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,910 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Complete
Remember Me Rai? by mushroom1302 reviews
He doesn't remember how he got there. He can't remember his name. All he can remember is being tortured and people whispering the same name in his head. But who is 'Kimiko' Fin
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,850 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
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Nico's Dilemma reviews
Nico's got a problem and only Percy can help. He's got a crush on a new girl at camp, but it scared to death to talk to her. How is this going to end? NicoxOc & Percabeth! Cute oneshot dedicated to my best friend. Happy 16th!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Immortal Dragon reviews
The Great Battle is over and evil has been defeated. The monks are ready to relax. But when a new girl joins the temple she brings a new enemy and a dark past. Will she learn to conquer her fears and trust her new friends. LOTS OF RAIKIM! OCxOC
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,077 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Kimiko, Raimundo
A Slave of Love reviews
Edward is a slave. His master always hurts him but one day he gets sold. His new master, Charlie Swan, is just as cruel as his other one. The same day he meets his new master's dauhter, Bella, and falls head over heels for her. She loves him back... B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,418 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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