Calamity Now
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Joined 09-30-08, id: 1705234, Profile Updated: 09-23-10
Author has written 13 stories for Total Drama series.

UPDATE

SKELETONS IN MY CLOSET, COURTNEY SAYS, AND SELFISH BREATHING WILL BE GIVEN APPROPRIATE ENDINGS.

DEADLINE: October 15th

I am Calamity Now and this is my profile. It used to be tsundere but I've decided to change this.

I'm a work in progress.

Something for everyone on this site to acknowledge since everyone seems to have forgotten.

Pageviews/reviews/comments/likes/favourites says nothing about your skill as an artist. Anyone who thinks their simply better than another because their numbers are higher is simply ignorant.

Anyways, I'd like to dedicate all my work to one person, she has been reviewing my work for awhile and even reviewing pieces on other websites. Thank you CarmillaD :D throughout my time in the TDI fandom you have made it very pleasant. I've always looked forward to your reviews.

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Flames are always welcome. They will be used to roast Courtney's head >:D

- There Is No Escape,

Calamity Now

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Prinzessin by edwardandbella4evah reviews
Courtney and Duncan in the times of the Holocaust. Courtney is a Jew, and Duncan is a German soldier. Not your average D/C holocaust story. Read and Review!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,993 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Trip the Light Fantastic by firefly reviews
Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Neji H., Ino Y.
A Father's Love by fulltimereviewer reviews
After his fiance dies, DJ is left with an adorable little girl and a broken heart. Thankfully, some old friends are around to help him pick up the pieces. Hopefull, he'll find happiness or even love along the way. -Summary by: SummerEliza
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,392 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - DJ - Complete
One For My Baby by pinnaclestarsss reviews
Frank Sinatras famous song: One For My Baby, tells it all about the messed up, miserable Duncan telling his story of him and Courtney to your local bartender. The story of how he screwed up their perfect relationship.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
Consecration by clockwork starlight reviews
PainKonan implied, HidanKonan explicit. Spoilers aplenty. Unabridged archived offsite. Humanity can be so inconvenient.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
You Are My Sunshine by marlynnknowsbest101 reviews
As the coffin is being dropped all Duncan can here from the mouth of his wife, Courtney, is Nora's song. Slight D/C romance, though 100% D/C. Just read it and forget about the summery. I don't own TDI, the characters, or the song "You Are My Sunshine".
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
Violet Hill by Demon-Something reviews
There's been a death of...of someone special to me. And now, I feel as if that person's rejected me. Believe me, there's nothing worse. And I may just feel that for the rest of my life.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Geoff, Courtney - Complete
Lose Balance by CamperThirteen reviews
She had created a perfect balance for herself. He shook it completely. Heather/DJ. Ficlet. Heathercentric. COMPLETE. I don't really know what genres fit this, in all honesty.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Heather, DJ - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Heart Ache by The Silent Assassin HB reviews
It's always hard to lose the ones you love, and even harder to deal with the aftermath. One shot. Duncan's POV.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Duncan - Complete
Shower Incident by xImperfectlyX reviews
You were in the change room getting ready to leave, but I had different plans in mind. HaoYoh Pure lemon, yaoi don't like don't read. For someone special. R&R.
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Hao A., Yoh A. - Complete
The Way I See It by Contemperina reviews
Relatively heavy oneshots, for when you feel like taking the contemplative, melodramatic route. Chapter 1: Courtney after Basic Straining. Chapter 2: Gwen after Search and Do Not Destroy.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Like a Hurricane by Dread Pirate Rinja reviews
A series of challenge one-shots featuring Gokudera; rating/pairing varies with each track. Track 05: 8059. Gokudera is in complete denial, because he absolutely refuses to admit that he's jealous. All new tracks will now be posted as individual fics.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,585 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - H. Gokudera - Complete
Big Words by Amethyst Ocean reviews
Because he realizes she always has so much to say, he's prepared a sentence of his own. DxC Two-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Style by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Cherry Blossom by xImperfectlyX reviews
For Marija, I love you hun. Its gonna stay that way.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Ren T., Horohoro U. - Complete
On Knitting by sharingank reviews
Hinata remembers exactly when she took up knitting as a hobby. Team 8 fluff with a squick of implied NejiHina thrown in for good measure.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Unexpected Companionship by Genki9 reviews
The memories from Team 7 weren't the only things Sasuke left behind when he joined Orochimaru; he had other goodbyes that needed to be said...Pairing: Sasuke X Household plant...no, I'm not kidding.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2005
Gaara and Love by shiruru reviews
Gaara has a little encounter with an angsty Hinata. What would Gaara do? [parody of bad GaaraHina fics]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
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Skeletons In My Closet reviews
I sighed impatiently and pulled my shirt back on and walked back onto my bed. "Don't hurt your pretty little head princess. It's nothing to get worked up over, just a few bruises" DxC violence, rape, mature themes.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,307 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Duncan, Courtney
She Shouldn't Smile reviews
Her body is meaningless as it is only an expanse of porcelain skin. Her body isn't an entity simply because there is nothing inside of her, not like you Princess. Warning: Lime
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Duncan - Complete
Paper Child reviews
Every day she erased the image of herself and drew a newer, bigger, stronger one, but it didn't erase the fact of what she was made of. What she was. Eva-centric. Ends happy guys! R&R
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Eva - Complete
Courtney Says reviews
She looked at her naked finger, there was even tan lines there she had been wearing it so long. 6 years since they first got married, and not once had she taken it off until now. It felt good - it felt free. OC x C, DxC. Violence, swearing, warned.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Courtney, Duncan
Id reviews
Collection of poetry based on Duncan's character and the ones revolving around his life. Ch 3: Like Father Like Son
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Duncan
Selfish Breathing reviews
Dark almond eyes contrasted against sickly pale skin. Anemic blue lips pouted at the people passing by; she didn't notice me watching her. Fishnet stockings covered the expanse of her thighs as she leaned back against a wall.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Gwen, Duncan
The Tin Soldier reviews
It was almost childish the way that Duncan viewed the world, so convinced of the role everyone played as if it were all a game. He was the tin soldier with one leg, and she was the paper ballerina and the goblin; Bittersweet. PwP
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Duncan, Bridgette
Colour My World reviews
Despite her beauty, her brains, her talent, and her kindness she had no friends. I had no intentions of loving a student, but now I don't know if I can stop...Trent x Gwen Lemon. Oneshot. Sort of Fluff
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Trent, Gwen - Complete
Candle Light reviews
“No way…” He mumbled as he untied the ring and placed it onto his engagement finger. “Princess stole my idea…” he smiled as he ran his finger over the word ‘Neanderthal’. There was also a note which read, 'I beat you' DxC FLUFF. Cuteness R&R!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,408 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Duncan, Courtney
Real Love reviews
The realest love ever of Courtney and Duncan, showing how they are perfect for each other. Making fun of high school DxC fics. Flames are welcomed, I need a good laugh. Almost everyone who reviewed is guilty of it too. THE HYPOCRITES!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Duncan, Courtney
Friendship reviews
Stories of crack friendships, stupid pairings, and idiotic humour. Enjoy.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009
Sunshine reviews
This is a poem based on a true story in Duncan's POV. For Brian Deneke, for equality. For awareness I suppose. No flames. "Fight Our Oppressors, Not Each Other"
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Duncan
Love Is Only Something You Read In Books reviews
They’re threatened by her confidence, because they all know that she has something none of them will ever have. The power to be alone, and not need a man. No one will ever make her knees weak. Slight Lemon. Warned
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Lindsay, Heather