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Asylum by darkNnerdy reviews
He is sin personified, wicked and inked, cruelty always at the tip of his tongue. Black wings grace his back, and blood stains his hands. She's the poison he wants to consume, but can she survive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,846 - Reviews: 2246 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Bella, Edward
Dark Soul by Anne Burnside reviews
3rd story in series 1st - The SongMaker,2nd - Dark Solutions Tyrell Pakov was a known vampire who betrayed his people long ago. Lost to the darkness, his world was changed when he rescued Carissa Brooks, a special female who was destined to be a unique lifemate. Loyal to no one but her, Tyrell vowed to seek revenge on her captors, yet would be forced to look into his own soul.
Carpathian Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,392 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012
You are mine, Isabella Swan Forever by LilyAurora reviews
Wolves are possesive and dominant by nature, but what will happen when one becomes obsessed with Bella Swan. Will she let herself be consumed by his desire or will she fight it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,323 - Reviews: 2425 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 2,526 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Bella, Paul
He Said, She Said by araeo reviews
Boy meets Girl and sweeps her right off her feet – which just happen to be slightly slutty when it comes to a certain tall, dark (and slightly gingered) piece of walking sex, who decides to pursue her without mercy. A fluffy novelette about a girl who does something questionably stupid, yet lucks out incredibly by finding her Mr. Right. All human. Utter nonsense.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,299 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twas the Morn After Yule Ball by RZZMG reviews
'Twas the morning after Yule Ball… and a certain, crafty voyeur has captured all the scandalous ramifications for us! Features: Luna Lovegood as the poet, and a whole cast of Slytherins, Gryffindors, Ravenclaws, and Hufflepuffs getting into a load of naughty mischief. Romance, Comedy. 2012 Interhouse Fest entry. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7808 - Favs: 8,593 - Follows: 3,551 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mountain and The Sea by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Hermione Granger was perfectly happy with her life, her job as a Healer Trainee, her ugly cat and her cute little house in the countryside. And then Draco Malfoy had to go and mess that all up, typical git. Post-Hogwarts, EWE, OOC, creature!fic. 18
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,464 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dark Solutions by Anne Burnside reviews
When twins feel the darkness begins to close in around them, they discover a new bond they never would have imagined. Warning - will be sexually explicit material later in the story. This is number 2 story after SongMaker
Carpathian Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 127,457 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011
Savior by Lissa Bryan reviews
"I'm not Bella Swan any more. That girl died alone, in the woods, shortly after my eighteenth birthday. I am Death, and Death wears Christian Louboutins." Entry for "Bella's Insane" contest. OOC/AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 90 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Bella - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5700 - Favs: 4,483 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The SongMaker by Anne Burnside reviews
Carpathian Series - An ancient Carpathian surfaces to fulfill a promise made to the former Prince long ago. But he also holds a dark secret he vows never to reveal...
Carpathian Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 102,827 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010
Let's Play A Game by check yes julia reviews
Bella; honor student. Edward; heartbreaker. Emmett; jock. Rosalie; beauty queen. Jasper; crackhead. Alice; dancer. They've never met, but they're about to play the deadliest game of their lives together. "Oh yes, there will be blood." Language & violence.
Crossover - Saw & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,182 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17577 - Favs: 9,892 - Follows: 5,420 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seventh Heaven by TheInsatiableVampire reviews
When Bella and Alice go to the "Seventh Heaven" tattoo shop, they get more than they bargained for. Alice gets seduced by her tattoo artist, leaving Bella alone to wait for her.. until Tattward comes to keep her company. Lemony goodness. One-shot. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,845 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Letter by changedbyEdward reviews
Bella Swan, professor of English Lit in Seattle, hears the velvety voice of rapper Edward Cullen one day and it changes her life. What happens after she writes her fan letter to him is fate personified. AU/AH Canon pairings M for language, alcohol, etc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 167,239 - Reviews: 3128 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14209 - Favs: 15,217 - Follows: 8,268 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Dark Release by Willow-Pea reviews
All Izzy wanted to do was save her sister. The once bright and bubbly Serenity had become forlorn and suicidal. Little did either of them realize just how more complicated their lives would get...
Carpathian Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 198,275 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
The House on Maiden Lane by SophiaAnne reviews
There's an old house, one that's supposedly haunted, out on the edge of town. Are there really such things as ghosts? What's really inside The House? Bella and Edward will soon find out. A tale of loss and love. BxE, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,990 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So Be It by SophiaAnne reviews
Happy Harry is here again, live and streaming right into where you live. Are you ready for me?” Will Bella Swan find out who's behind the sexy voice that has her all hot and bothered? BxE - AU/AH, OOC, Lemons and Language. Now revised and expanded.
Crossover - Pump Up The Volume & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,484 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
Changing Prejudices by IHateCleanBreaks reviews
Bella is the night manager at a luxurious, but small hotel. She is not easily impressed by celebrities. Edward is a hotshot movie star who has forgotten that the world does not revolve around him. He books a room in her hotel. AH. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,600 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6369 - Favs: 8,683 - Follows: 4,009 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Amistlemour by DarkRiverTempest reviews
After receiving an enchanted Christmas present from Fred Weasley, Hermione thinks her life will never be the same. And she's right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Always Charmed by Dalia907 reviews
Bella and Jasper quickly become inseparable after a chance pairing in a secret Santa exchange at six years old. Life, love and a failing heart aren’t enough to keep them apart. AH, OCC. Entry in the “For The Love Of Jasper” Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Breaking Beauty by Breaking.Down.Slowly reviews
Edward. Once a proud, arrogant millionaire he is now cold and alone. A beast. Bella. An innocent girl just learning to be a proper young lady in the modern world. A beauty. But fairytales aren’t reality. ExB. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,097 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Lighthouse by Annilaia reviews
An attack on their town one dark, stormy night sends Bella, Emmett and Alice rushing for safety towards the supposedly haunted lighthouse. What they find inside is far from ghosts. vampire au
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,528 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Acceptance by wild-lili reviews
The bookworm,the jock, the queen bee,the punk,the nonconformist,and the player secretly they all wanted one thing-Acceptance. What happens when six very different people are thrust together by fate? Read to find out!All human.Rated T just to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,205 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
Breaking the Silence by SparklingTwilight reviews
Bella has suffered in silence for 5 years. What happens when EsmexCarlisle become her foster parents, and a perky pixie moves in next door & tries to break her out of her shell? AH ExB, Canon cpls. Rated M for future chapters. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 446,252 - Reviews: 3735 - Favs: 3,397 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parallels by Sierra Sitruc reviews
After a traumatic experience as children, Edward and Bella have grown up. When their kidnapper returns, the childhood friends are kidnapped and held prisoner again. History repeats. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,708 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8206 - Favs: 5,863 - Follows: 2,163 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
My Pen Pal by Shaps reviews
AU, OOC, All Human. “Dear Bella, My name is Edward Masen. I’m a student at Port Angeles High.” Shopaholic Alice hates smart-ass Jasper, Jacob’s a jerk, Bella’s taken. Words both break and build relationships – so what will it be? BxE, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,515 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Edward: A Bella Swan Challenge by xshear reviews
Bella's looking for a job, Alice is looking to teach Edward a lesson and all Edward wants is to get laid. A short, multi-chapter fic that's completely OOC on all characters. Oh, and it's full of smutty goodness. AU HUMAN people.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,639 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Of Vice and Virtue by Saiyachick reviews
Pride. Greed. Envy. Wrath. Lust. Gluttony. Sloth. Explore the Seven Deadly Sins through the eyes of the Cullens, Bella, and Jacob. [Complete]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,828 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete