Author has written 4 stories for Merlin.
Still here. If anyone is looking at this... things should be moving again soon. ;D (22/02/2018)
Sassy Spock Quotes
"Very bad poetry, Captain."
"...A more useful comment, Mr. Spock?"
Captain Kirk and Commander Spock, Star Trek: The Original Series, S2E7: "Catspaw"
"Captain, I recommend you abandon the attempt. Do not risk the ship further on my behalf."
"Shut up, Spock! We're rescuing you!"
"Why thank-you, Captain McCoy."
Commander Spock and Doctor McCoy, Star Trek: The Original Series, S2E18: "The Immunity Syndrome"
"Spock, I don't know too much about these little tribbles yet, but there is one thing that I have discovered."
"What is that, Doctor?"
"I like them... better than I like you."
"They do indeed have one redeeming characteristic."
"They do not talk too much."
Doctor McCoy and Commander Spock, Star Trek: The Original Series, S2E13: "The Trouble with Tribbles"
"Mr. Spock! The Captain, Lieutenant Uhura and Chekov, they vanished. They got onto the transporter platform and they just vanished!"
"I presume you mean they vanished in a manner not consistent with usual workings of the transporter, Mr. Scott?"
"Aye, of course I mean that! You think I'd call you if they just beamed down?"
Lieutenant Commander Scott and Commander Spock, Star Trek: The Original Series, S2E16: "The Gamesters of Triskelion"
"The child was named Leonard James Akaar?"
"Has a kind of a ring to it, don't you think James?"
"Yes, I think it's a name destined to go down in galactic history, Leonard. What do you think, Spock?"
"I think you're both going to be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month... Sir"
Commander Spock, Doctor McCoy and Captain Kirk, Star Trek: The Original Series, S2E11: "Friday's Child"
Obligatory Inspirational Quotes
"What makes a man, a man? A friend of mine once wondered. Is it his origins? The way he comes to life? I don't think so. It's the choices he makes. Not how he starts things, but how he decides to end them."
John Thaddeus Myers, Hellboy.
"I think you're mad, I think you're all mad. People should marry for love, not convenience. And if Uther thinks that an unhappy king makes for a stronger kingdom then he's wrong, because you may be destined to rule Camelot but you have a choice as to how you do it."
Merlin, BBC Merlin.
"Fifteen hundred years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was the centre of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."
Agent Kay, Men In Black.
Sister: Aww bugger, I wanted the cupcakes to have a threesome.
Sister: *Comes into the living room* It's a poofe!
Mum: A what?
Sister: A poofe. The thing you rest your feet on.
Mum: Oh. I thought you said 'It's a poo!' and was gonna say that that's something a little personal to be calling your sister.
Sister: *Looks at me* You shit.
Mum: Your boobs are NEVER gonna be that big. Unless you find someone with magic hands.
Brother: *Comes into the living room* There's a cat in my room.
*I start laughing*
Brother: I'm not bloody joking. There's a CAT in my ROOM.
Dad: Well, no wonder the dog was going apeshit.
*Mum walks in the front door as they're leaving the room*
Dad: There's a cat in his room.
Mum: ...A what?
*I'm still laughing*
Brother: Seriously. It was just sat there on the window-sill.
Mum: How the hell did it get in?
Dad: Dunno. But we should really move it before the dog makes it jump out the window
Sister: Are we going to the other Wales?
*Everyone starts laughing*
Mum: The delivery-man came and I went to sign my name on one of those digital things, but it just did a random starburst. It was like a spider stepped in ink and tried to run across the screen, but fell on its face halfway there.
Me: *Farts loudly* Oh shit...
*Three friends stare at me in horror*
Friend: Oh God, what?
Me: Huh? Oh, I grabbed the wrong sauce.
*Collective sigh of relief*
Friend 2: We thought you'd shit yourself.