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Joined 10-02-08, id: 1706209, Profile Updated: 05-15-09

cappadonna's verse on "camay", oui? lol.

i actually do write. a lot.
but i've never published anything on here before.
maybe someday...

but for now i'm just an avid reader & reviewer.

oh oh and i'm 23, une femme and j'habite à DC.
in case you were curious about that.

and for the past 8 chapters (22-?), i've had the honor of beta-ing baysidebird88's epic tale,
"24 looks good on you" (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4706684/1/)
it's all her, really. i'm just like a cosmic janitor, sweeping up the stardust of her creative fury.
gotta mop that floor, gotta make it shine,
gotta take off the grammatical graffiti with turpentine.

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High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21257 - Favs: 11,722 - Follows: 7,460 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14749 - Favs: 7,364 - Follows: 7,026 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Blood by LaraWinner reviews
On Hiatus. AU, smut, vamp/human sex and violence. A dark and graphic ExB tale loosely following the plot of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,419 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14594 - Favs: 10,498 - Follows: 7,860 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12102 - Favs: 5,129 - Follows: 3,122 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11472 - Favs: 9,034 - Follows: 6,576 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deep Dish by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Sexy, brooding Jack Charles left Seattle to escape the specter of a love he could never have. A fresh start in Chicago and a new relationship hold promise and hope for him. OTT spinoff; original & canon characters. Explicit sexuality/language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 212,342 - Reviews: 3267 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Potential by Rosmarina reviews
Edward Cullen, journalist for the college paper, has despised jocks since high school. What happens when he’s assigned to interview Emmett McCarty, a decathlon athlete who challenges Edward’s every stereotype? Rate M for language, slash & graphic lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Emmett
24 looks good on you by baysidebird88 reviews
Bella jumped, but so did Jake and alice never saw it happen. Edward can't stay away though and comes back after six years, to find a very mature Bella. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,992 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14209 - Favs: 15,219 - Follows: 8,268 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4562 - Favs: 3,784 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,866 - Follows: 3,320 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Show Me A Garden that's bursting into life by atypical-swan reviews
Isolated and lonely, Dr. Jasper Whitlock, Ph.D., finds himself taking a temporary position at the boarding school, Forks Academy. There he meets Edward Cullen and his tight knit group of friends and family. AU-Human. JxExB eventually. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 439,825 - Reviews: 3495 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Girl with a Red Umbrella by justaskalice reviews
Co-Written w/ spanglemaker9. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose’s letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 160,699 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,650 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Double Date by mskathy reviews
AH/AU OOC Edward and Alice have been married 3 years, almost as long as they've been having 'double dates' with Jasper and Bella.At its heart, a romance story.. it just has four people madly in love with each other.ADULT,gay&straight sex. Lemon/limey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6721 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Secret by Twilighter620 reviews
Contd. "Secret One-Shot." Edward Masen is the disillusioned Lieutenant of the SPD's SWAT unit. He soon realizes his fascination with the fiery SWJ reporter, Isabella Woods - who's identity is not all it seems. Will Edward change his ways and fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 247,060 - Reviews: 3172 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Out Of Choices by Picklewinkle reviews
After her mom dies, Bella becomes angry & withdrawn. Enter Edward, the handsome teenage vampire, & the start of a complicated love-hate relationship. Can their love survive the fear that rules her and the secret he hides from her? AU,OOC. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 315,271 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7017 - Favs: 4,167 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trip Home Prequels by mskathy reviews
This will be a series/set of prequels to The Trip Home. Right now I believe they will only cover Edward and Jasper's time together, so I'll label this slash. These will be covering the story of how they fell in love, pre-Bella. Adult, lemons, slash!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,978 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5777 - Favs: 3,874 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
A Lesson in Fate by Lillie Cullen reviews
The much anticipated sequel to A Lesson in Release. Jasper has won the girl of his dreams and they are beginning a new life together at college. But what happens when fate intercedes? Will he be able to hold onto her or will she return to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 195,653 - Reviews: 9250 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Acting Out by eroticfan reviews
AU-human: Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP - there's plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. You'll like Jake here - trust me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,996 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5574 - Favs: 5,133 - Follows: 4,522 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19445 - Favs: 12,198 - Follows: 5,575 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella