Ruid D' ruid
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Joined 10-02-08, id: 1706237, Profile Updated: 01-05-13
Author has written 4 stories for Ben 10, Persona Series, and Beelzebub/べるぜバブ.

Author's Updates: 1/5/13

Been a while since I last updated this stuff. Hehe. Am currently into FF8 and Persona 3 fics, however rare they may be T_T. Seriously though, I'm calling out to the writers out there and help make these fics grow!!!


Hey there. My name's Ruid and I've been a member of fanfiction since... well, a few years now... I guess? I decided to write a few fics myself but wasn't really happy with it, so I'm mostly a fic critic :D

Another simple thing about me, is that I'm as lazy as a sloth. No kidding. I only write when I feel a very strong impulse to do so, and those things come in very, VERY rarely. I pretty much get ideas when I'm about to sleep, or just getting up. Then I'm too lazy to type it all in my computer.

A little personal trivia about animals, I love penguins and dolphins for water types, pandas for ground types, and uhh... chicken for flying types. I'm proud I got to raise a chick, who became a chicken, which eventually became christmas dinner, and later became a bone exhibit for my zoology class. (The only thing I lacked from that life-cycle was egg raising)


Here's a list of what i LIKE in a story:
- Sticks to the Genre. I personally LOVE comedy.
- Inviting/Attractive/Intriguing Summaries. I mean, come on people! Summaries are like the book covers, and yes i know about the old saying with not judging by its covers, but it's the summaries that pique that interest of readers! Make an effort to at least make them decent and presentable!
- Reviews. Before i read a story, i ALWAYS check the summary, then if im still not satisfied, i go for reviews, if there are. They somehow make-up for a not-so-good summary and make me wanna read the story.
- Minimum or No OOC-ness (out-of-characterness). i like the characters for who they are. twisting them into a COMPLETELY different person turns them into your OC.

On the other hand, here's a list of what i DISLIKE in a story:
- Horrible Grammar, Very poor spelling. I mean it! I know im not good with my own grammars but im very careful to avoid mistakes! i really cant stand poor time tenses, frequent misspellings, and terrible grammar. It takes one paragraph (or less) full of these mistakes to make me stop reading immediately.
- OCs (Own characters). Just...ew. i dont mean to be harsh or anything. i just... dont like 'em.
- Poor Story Format. Like when ALL the words in the story are bold or italics, no appropriate spacing, improper speech line spacing. In short, those that hurt the readers' eyes. Ex. "Hi" "Hello" "What's up?" "Nothing much" - doesnt it just confuse you??
- Excessive descriptions. Yawn. They make the story a hassle to read and just plain boring.
- Updates in VERY long periods of time. This is the main reason why i like one-shots. People who forget or neglect updating their stories have a high risk of their stories being forgotten.

Although, i dont mind reading these stories:
- AU (alternate universe)
- Lemons, Rape, Two-some or More-some, other Kinks.
- Genderbending, Yaoi, Mpreg (Male pregnancies)
- Drabbles. they're like bite-size treats i like to occasionally munch on.
- Song fics.Though i've never really favorite-d a song fic, i dont mind reading 'em.


I really looooooove these pairings: (Notice how they're mostly yaoi, cant help it, I simply love them) Format = Seme/Uke or Male/Female


PERSONA 3: FES: Akihiko/Minato, Shinjiro/Minato, Junpei/Minato, Kenji/Minato, Kazushi/Minato

FINAL FANTASY 8: Seifer/Squall

JUNJOU ROMANTICA: Usagi/Misaki, Miyagi/Shinobu, Nowaki/Hiro
Fave Character: Misaki

NARUTO: Kiba/Naru, Shika/Naru, Shino/Naru (As long as Naruto's the uke, I'm all for it XD), Kiba/Shika, Kakashi/Iruka
Fave Characters: Shikamaru, Kiba, Sasori

BEN 10: Just one... Kevin/Ben or popularly known as BEVIN!!
Fave Characters: Goop, Big Chill

POKEMON: (laugh, and i swear it'll be your last) just one... Gary/Ash
Fave Characters: Misty, Gary

BLEACH: Renji/Ichigo, Shuuhei/Ichigo, Ikkaku/Ichigo, Grimmjow/Ichigo
Fave Characters: Szayel, Mayuri

NODAME CANTABILE: (sure there arent any in FF right now, but just in case) Mine/Chiaki
Fave Characters: Nodame, Mine

FULL METAL PANIC: Sousuke/Kaname
Fave Character: Kaname

xxxHOLiC: Doumeki/Watanuki
Fave Character: Mokona


MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
by: Ruid's Friend

Ruid: A Chemical Analysis
Element: of surprise
Symbol: Libra
Atomic Mass: density higher than 180lbs.

OCCURENCE:
-Does not occur free in nature.
-In the combined state he occurs chiefly with other clowns and lunatics.
-Usually occurs at conditions wherein there is dim light and lush nutrition.
-An important constituent in group bonding. Generally rare.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
-structurally contains appeal. Coke bottle in form -350mL. (Me: Note to self: Kill my friend who made this)
-polymagnetic.
-a fair complexioned bummer with a pungent odor and weird taste.
-is highly volatile.
-heaviest of all elements (Me: HEEEEEEEY!! >.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

-is extremely active under specific conditions, combining readily with most elements to form new gimmicks and trips.
-not very reactive unless heated above resistance point.
-constitutes in over reaction and exaggeration.
-highly imaginative.

USES:
-commercially known as laughing gas.
-used in patients who are suffering from depression.
-used in the synthesis of boisterous laughter.
-corrosive sublimate, is quite toxic when starts talking.
-employed as an analytical reagent in the separation and identification of gossip.
-indispensable in the proper functioning of the group.

TESTS:
-has a unique property of being able to camouflage and adapt to surrounding.
-turns pale when exposed to radical tests and exams.
-active in group presentations but non reactive to mathematical problems.

HAZARDS:
-highly flammable when handled recklessly.
-extremely talkative
-use earplugs. Sound produced may cause temporary deafness.

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Olive Juice by J1014826 reviews
Cato and Peeta have grown up as best friends. Starting their senior year of high school,Cato is still trying to cover up his sexuality from Peeta. Afraid that he'd lose his friendship with Peeta and any chance of being with him, Cato won't confess his love. When will Cato finally snap and confess? Will Peeta return his feelings once he knows?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,638 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Cato, Peeta M.
Into Esthar by Chemotaxis reviews
Set two and a half years after the Second Sorceress War. Squall and Seifer have moved on with their lives, but a chance encounter in Esthar confronts them with their past. Yaoi. Seifer/Squall. Written by Wolkje & Chemotaxis. WIP.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 198,148 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 1/12/2011 - [Seifer A., Squall L.]
All-consuming by lincolnlog89 reviews
Tied to this altar, I know death is fast approaching. I'm not resigned to it, but there's not a lot I can do to change it. These men have stripped me of everything; my clothes, my freedom, my dignity. All that's left for them is to strip me of my very soul, which they plan on doing soon by the looks of that dagger aimed at my heart. AU/Supernatural/Slash.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,757 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Cato, Peeta M.
Tabula Rasa by Wolkje reviews
Robbed of their memories, Squall and Seifer find themselves locked up, and are forced to fight for their lives. Left with no alternative, they can only rely on each other.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 93,418 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [Squall L., Seifer A.]
Omega by CupcakeSprinkles14 reviews
ON HIATUS: AU: Alpha/Beta/Omega: Peeta was the only omega wolf in the 12 pack. Constantly harassed and played with by other members of the pack, he has never felt like he has truly belonged. When a different pack leader wanders into 12 territory and decides to stake a claim on him, Peeta feels what it's like to bend the rules. And it feels good. Omega!Peeta and Alpha!Cato.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,318 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Peeta M., Cato] Gale H., Delly C.
Fever by marshy.lyric reviews
In which Oga and his inability to control demonic energy caused something important about Furuichi to be revealed a little too early. And now the Pillar Squad is set to capture him for his new-found abilities. [Rated for things you'd expect demons to do]
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,842 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Oga T., Furuichi T.]
Teamwork by silverbluebaka reviews
At 3 vs 1, Oga never really stood a chance. Est. relationship.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Furuichi T., Oga T.
Not Another High School Fic by JFassbender reviews
"Fine, be that way. If you won't listen to me…" Erik pulled out a chair and stood up on it. A horrified look appeared over Charles' face. "Erik, what-what are you doing?" "-Then I suppose the whole lunchroom will just have to hear what I have to say." He cupped his hands around his mouth. "Attention everyone! I love-" Erik was yanked down by his shirt viciously. AU-High School
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,348 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
If Only by sadtomato reviews
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,264 - Reviews: 2475 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Change of Heart by Inneedofanadventure reviews
Slash GaleXPeeta. A year after the end of Mockingjay Gale returns to District Twelve at the request of Peeta, the last person he ever wants to see again. Katniss is in danger of drowning in her grief, and Peeta can't save her alone. Can the two boys put their differences aside and be the strength she needs? Even when something changes between them that they never expected?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,188 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Gale H., Peeta M.
When Your Heart Rebels by lincolnlog89 reviews
Peeta trained for years to be the perfect rebel soldier until he had the misfortune of getting reaped to fight in the Hunger Games. Will help from the outside come to his aid or will he die by the hands of the bloodthirsty Career that craves his body?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,324 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Peeta M., Cato - Complete
Silver Lining by KingdomFlameVIII reviews
Axel hates his dead end job managing Destiny Island's only off-season restaurant. But every cloud has a silver lining, and Axel's took the form of a cute, vertically challenged surf instructor. Unfortunately, this particular surf instructor was... male. Oneshot for Lazy. Elegance. Rated M for smuts and stuff.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Vampire's Trap by LittleWhiteLiesSing reviews
After centuries as a Vampire Roxas might have finally met his match in his most recent prey. Warnings: Yaoi, BDSM, Blood.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,253 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Badass Loving by Dark Kistune reviews
Oga doesn't always show the best side of him but that doesn't mean he doesn't have a loving side. A side that Furuichi hates/loves about him. A new chapter and MAYBE the last one?
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Oga T., Furuichi T. - Complete
When The Night Is Cold by TheFantasticPhantomWriter reviews
After the Careers planned to take out Cato in his sleep, Peeta formed an unlikely alliance with him and they find themselves partnered and freezing in a cave. How will they keep warm? Rated M for sexual content. Cato/Peeta.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Cato, Peeta M. - Complete
Master of Slaves by Baby Chiba reviews
In Galbadia the slave market is a prosperous one. How does Squall take his new servitude in foreign lands with the most renowned slave tamer, Seifer Almasy? Does he submit to his master? Or fight? AU, Explicit YAOI
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,408 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Squall L., Seifer A.
Reminiscence by lunaryu reviews
Many people ask Furuichi about why he becomes friends with Oga in the first place. No one ever finds out about the truth, but Beel knows it alright… because he connects with Oga, feelings and hearts all the way… Oga/Furuichi, Future-fic, AU
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Furuichi T., Oga T. - Complete
Mistaken by Kiasohma reviews
Ichigo's contemplating too much on his bad luck, unfortunately, it only gets worse when he was somehow mistaken for a criminal-look-alike by a certain blue-haired crook himself. Somehow, nothing gets better like how Ichigo had hoped. GrimmIchi AU R&R
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,048 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Sunday by rapid-apathy reviews
There's something in the air... Oga/Furuichi - yaoi warning
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Oga T., Furuichi T. - Complete
Business Propositions by Swiftmint reviews
2nd fill for a kinkmeme prompt wanting illicit office relations. Now with a dash of blackmail for flavoring. Very rated M. Charles/Erik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,260 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Birdsong by Hidden in Sunlight reviews
Ikki'd always been wondering why Kazu had the most amazing lunches. It really wasn't fair! So, maybe, he would, you know, er, find out? … "Why the hell are you stalking me, Ikki?" Ikkazu
Air Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Itsuki "Ikki" M., Kazuma "Kazu" M. - Complete
Turn Around by PsychoticDemonic reviews
Abe's favorite part of catching was definitely this. Throwing the ball back to Mihashi and watching him take the two steps back to the rubber, being able to watch his ass as he did. Yes, definitely the best part. Abe/Mihashi, kink meme fill
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/20/2011 - T. Abe, Ren M. - Complete
Get Off by FifiDoll reviews
None of the girls are putting out for their boyfriends, and Puck finds an alternative for them. cockslutPuck with PuckFinnSamMike foursome. Pretty explicit stuff here, folks.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Puck, Finn H. - Complete
Midterm Anxiety by Nitroid reviews
Midterms are fast approaching with an impending doom, and the boys are having a study session at Ichigo's place. With all the obvious tension floating around, it's tough not to get a little sidetracked. AU, mature. Grimmjow vs Stark x Ichigo, threesome.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Innocent High by Alecks the Ninja reviews
AU. Ichigo is a teacher with one little problem: Grimmjow Jeagerjaques. So when he purposely lands himself in detention, things are bound to happen. Yaoi, smut. GrimmIchi. Story is better than summary.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Soapy by Masi-no-Ichigo reviews
You can't wear clothes into the shower, stupid. It's OBVIOUS that Ikki MUST be naked for shower invading shenanigans. MATURE AUDIENCES, let'sjustsaylemon, pr0nz, wheee. Ikki x Kazu, homosexual/gay/BL/yaoi, whatever you wanna call it. M for a reason.
Air Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Itsuki "Ikki" M., Kazuma "Kazu" M. - Complete
Black and White by peppermint quartz reviews
Kensei's out to unwind. Shuuhei approaches. Not mine, not for profit, definitely M and pretty much a PWP.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Kensei M., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Yes, Sir by FlyinGShadoW1314 reviews
YAOI GrimmIchi A/U : Ichigo was a poor college student and did something decidedly stupid, but being shoved up against a patrol car, handcuffed, and then bent over the hood was not what Ichigo had expected... Warnings inside!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,272 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
We're Legends by FifiDoll reviews
This was a prompt from LiveJournal, but I decided to post it here as well. Puck convinces Sam to get dirty in front of a live webcam. Slash galore! PWP, language, the works. You have been warned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Puck, Sam E. - Complete
Crush: Uke Ichigo Collection by BonneNuit reviews
Ch 85: KenpachixIchigo This is a collection of Ichigo yaoi ficlets that are one to three chapters long each. No underage readers. Just because Ichigo is 'uke' doesn't mean he's weak or submissive- and yes, I will continue posting here.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 236,294 - Reviews: 3964 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
The Cellar by Burning Snow reviews
SPOILER ALERT! Takes place during Mockingjay, when the team is camped out in Tigris' cellar. Gale and Peeta discuss Katniss, until Gale makes a decision of his own-which leads to a realization. Oneshot slash GaleXPeeta
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Gale H., Peeta M. - Complete
When the Day met the Night by Teh Drama Llama reviews
'When the moon fell in love with the sun, all was golden in the sky, all was golden when the day met the night' ShikaNaru oneshot, rated M for malexmale lemon, don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Likes Shino by Darth Sparky reviews
Naruto needs help buying a Valentines gift for a special someone. But everyone gets confused as to who! implied NarutoxSasuke, later NarutoxShino, lots of others
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Naruto U., Shino A.
Control by Nehan Shinzui34 reviews
Set before the first Spiderman movie. Harry's life was a tightly controlled system of tightly bundled anxiety and pain. It seemed only natural that he'd want to take it out on someone else. possible twoshot . REVISED
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Harry O., Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
The Fix Up & Rotating Tires by NanaMun reviews
AH, AU During a business road-trip, Edward's car crashes outside a small town and but a few miles from a Mechanic's Shop. It becomes the night that changes his life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,646 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Strawberry Bad Boy by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Ichigo is a premed student with an interesting night job: Stripper at a gay bar. Grimmjow sees something he wants and will do whatever he has to to have it. A lewd proposition he can't refuse, but just how far will it go? AU, Yaoi, slight OOC.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 240,196 - Reviews: 2351 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Perhaps by xhildyx reviews
Shika/Kiba, Oneshot: The lazy genius, Nara Shikamaru, wants a day of no interruptions but what does he do when the ever boisterous Kiba asks him a question that even he, himself, could not answer?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Shikamaru N., Kiba I. - Complete
Threefold by HigherMagic reviews
Post-Eclipse. “I’ve been silent for too long, but know this…I came back for you, Edward. And I’m not going to stop until you’re mine, you got it? You belong to me." Jacob realizes he's been wrong with who his Wolf wanted. SLASH. Not an Imprinting story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,886 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Jacob, Edward
When a Fairy Falls by BonneNuit reviews
Ch7: ElfmanxNatsu This is a collection of one shots and ficlets that all have Natsu in a yaoi pairing. Contains sexual content, violence and language, no underage readers. I do take requests for this collection.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,554 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Natsu D., Elfman S.
Taming A Wild Life by Sodapops reviews
Naruto is an adventurer that wishes to make a name for himself and put his past behind him. On one of his exploration trips he was attacked by wild animals but was saved by another man. The catch? His savior acts like a wild animal himself. AU KibaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,948 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Arcane Crisis by Chemotaxis reviews
The SeeD Commander is on the hunt for a playmate. Seifer/Squall. WIP.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,284 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - [Squall L., Seifer A.]
Roses and Candles by tofu-melon reviews
/AbeMiha, PWP/ Although Abe swore to himself that his and Mihashi's first time would have Roses and Candles, life just doesn't always work that way.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/2/2009 - T. Abe, Ren M. - Complete
Mirrors by Masi-no-Ichigo reviews
Happy Halloween! Ikki x Kazu drabble; "Because we just look so good together." Rated M for a reason.
Air Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Kazuma "Kazu" M., Itsuki "Ikki" M. - Complete
Decisions by KousukeAsazuki reviews
It wasn't a difficult decision, on Hisagi's part, to approach his old idol. It was an even easier decision, on Kensei's part, of what to do with him. \\Oneshot; PwP; lemon; slight bondage; KenseiHisagi//
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Kensei M., Shuuhei H. - Complete
A Time or Ten by Goggie reviews
A set of Ikkazu drabbles for the needy fan. Ranging from mostly romantic -because you know you want it- to some softer bits with other characters. Feel free to submit prompts for future additions. IkkixKazu
Air Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Itsuki "Ikki" M., Kazuma "Kazu" M. - Complete
Smexiness:Go by the mythologist reviews
Just a little GrayxNatsu love...at the moment, there's nothing too explicit other than the brief mention of "little dragons" but here's hoping to the future :P Will rate M just in case. My apologies, hardcore yaoi fans.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Gray F., Natsu D.
A deeper meaning by Midesko reviews
When Ben has a strange dream about him and Kevin, he gets a book to tell him what it meant. BeVin, Kevin/Ben M for lemons later. Don't like Yaoi or BeVin, then don't read.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,334 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Shattered into Completion by LunaAriana reviews
Ichigo has been given an assignment: to watch over Grimmjow for two weeks. He wouldn't be having such a problem if it weren't for those erotic dreams of his! Oh, what's a poor strawberry to do? A GrimmIchi yaoi story.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Apron by Horriblefreak reviews
Akihiko persuades Misaki to wear a frilly apron and that seems to bring about a new side of Misaki, one that is proactive and likes to be control.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,752 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Waking Up by Red Kasei reviews
Gary has returned to Pallet, and is befuddled with the changes in the old rival. Can he, too, grow up like his old friend, or will their turbulent past cause a break between them that can never be fixed? Palletshipping Shishi and lemon.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,613 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Orange and Black by crowlow reviews
Shuuhei and Renji try a little "TLC" to help Ichigo feel better... WARNING: Hardcore lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Shuuhei H., Ichigo K.
Escape The Sun by Cat In My Fridge reviews
Seifer x Squall. "The thing is that the game between us hasn't changed. Only the rules have." Porn With Plot. Hard M. For Hyogen.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,371 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Seifer A., Squall L. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast: Alternate Ending by BonneNuit reviews
This is an alternate ending to my Beauty in the Beast fic with Grimmjow getting Ichigo instead of Kenpachi. Grimmjow as Gaston, Ichigo as Belle and Kenpachi as the Beast. Expect crack, yaoi, and lemon. Done for the readers who felt bad for Grimmjow.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by BonneNuit reviews
Parody. Kenpachi as the Beast, Ichigo as Belle, Grimmjow as Gaston. KenIchi, one-sided GrimmIchi. YAOI, LEMON, SMUT. No underage readers, please read all of the warnings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,592 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Instincts by Heart in a Headlock reviews
So he was stuck on this planet for medical reasons. That Kevin could deal with. Didn't mean he had to like being stuck in a zoo, though. ...On second thought, with humans as cute as that falling into his enclosure, maybe it wouldn't be so bad. BeVin
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
Coming Out Is Never Easy by DMarEssence reviews
Seclusion and relaxation... that's how the weekend was supposed to be. How does Kazu handle his nerves when he's trapped alone with Ikki for two whole days at a resort for couples? Will the Jet realize his true feelings? IkkixKazu Fluff and cuteness.
Air Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Itsuki "Ikki" M., Kazuma "Kazu" M. - Complete
UhNO by pan2dapan reviews
Just a friendly game of Uno....
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Ben T., Kevin
Freudian Slip by Bookkbaby reviews
YAOI GrimmIchi. "The ... 'Sexy... Freakin' Espada?" Renji repeated, tone one of disbelief. Ichigo could just picture small quotation marks around the words... "Why Ichigo, I never would have guessed..." Rukia said lightly.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Seven Parasols by cominghome28 reviews
Ash had been hiding, and it isn't until he comes to face his fears that he manages to get out of his rut. It doesn't help that his fears involve the cocky, intelligent, successful, and ridiculously attractive Gary Oak. Ash/Gary. Slash.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,410 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Change by koneko zero reviews
P3 - Minato/Junpei - The first time started as a cruel whim, full of curiosity and taunting. The second was different. - Rated for swearing and smex.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Junpei I., Minato A. - Complete
ShinoxNaruto: Together by Kyuubi no Goddess reviews
Shino and his father found Naruto in a ally and rushed him to the hospital. Naruto and Kyuubi merged when naruto was 5, and Naruto was adopted by iruka and Kakashi. Watch as they go threw difrent things together. Parings: ShinoxNaruto, Kakashi and Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 202 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Shino A., Naruto U.
One To Grow On by Croup reviews
It's Naruto's birthday, and it seems like every guy in the village wants a piece of his ass . . . A sequel to 'Dog Years'. Warnings for spankings and sexual content. KibaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Popcorn by ladycross reviews
RenxIchi.Oneshot.Rated M for the scenes not for little kiddies. A movie marathon plus a drugged Ichigo plus a confused Renji, equals pure yaoi goodness! oh, and popcorn too...what's a movie marathon without popcorn, right?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Bonding by koneko zero reviews
Persona 3 - Junpei/Minato - After the school trip, Junpei and Minato spend an evening together at the local hot spring. Junpei has a lot on his mind, and Minato's silence isn't helping... Oneshot lemon!
Megami Tensei - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Junpei I., Minato A. - Complete
Giving the World for Me by thelonelyotakugirl reviews
‘If that’s what he really thinks then I wouldn’t mind laying claim on him.’ Shikamaru looked at the last Uchiha as he argued with Naruto again with an amused look. ‘Idiot… Oh well, one boy’s trash is another boy’s treasure.’
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Rubber Band Odyssey by antilogicgirl reviews
It started with a bad morning, which resulted in a bet. That bet was countered with another. Then, it grew into curiosity. Curiosity became obsession. And obsession…well…it might just become more than that. And all this, because of one rubber band.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,788 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
So Hollow by BonneNuit reviews
ShikaxNaruto AU Shikamaru is the resident bad boy at Konoha High. Naruto is a new transfer student. The two don't exactly hit it off at first, but their relationship develops regardless of what either of them think they want. Yaoi and lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,424 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Giving In by EternalEmbrace reviews
Kiba has been holding out on Shikamaru, but why? Shikamaru's going to have to find out the hard way. Do not own Naruto or any chars KibaXShika
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Time paradox's are fun by Midesko reviews
That is the last time I let you pull me into a portal Ben." Ben looked up at the man. "Kevin?" Ben looked over at his Kevin then back at the larger one. He was pulling on the arm of someone else. rated T for language Ben/Kevin
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
Let Them See Your Eyes by LadySerenityPhoenix reviews
Fourth one-shot in Series. Naruto has a special surprise for Shino but what does Shino have to do to get it. Hard Yaoi. AU. Shino/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Naruto U., Shino A. - Complete
Cold by Piecrust17 reviews
Watanuki finds something strange in Doumeki's room. Is it scripture? Heheh...no.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/24/2008 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Now I Have Him by IET reviews
Shika and Kiba are too protective of each other to just be friends; and when something horrible happens to Shika, Kiba comes to the rescue and feelings are revealed. VERY OOC,R&R Check out my profile n PM but PLEASE REVIEW! Will probably be revised cause I know it sucks...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Kiba I. - Complete
Boiling Point by DB2020 reviews
Beneath a flashy and confrontational exterior, Seifer Almasy can barely contain his lust for rivaling swordsman Squall Leonhart. When Seifer’s uncontrollable desires reach a boiling point, how does Squall react? NC17, SeiferSquall, PWP, oneshot, OOC.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Seifer A., Squall L. - Complete
Sleep over! by Shikamaru'sLover01 reviews
ShikaKiba yaoi. what more needs to be said? read and REVEIW. pls reveiw if you read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Shikamaru N., Kiba I. - Complete
Only In Sunlight by LittleHellion reviews
Out of everyone that Naruto has inspired, there is one person who will watch him, and love him, simply for being everyone's sunlight. After all, only in sunlight can a shadow be cast. A romance develops between Shikamaru and Naruto, his sunlight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
A Quiet Yearning by sarosh reviews
A routine mission becomes a lot more as a lost friend comes home. Konoha’s secrets are unraveling and not everyone is happy about it. Shikamaru gets a front seat to the chaos Naruto is about to unleash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Happy Birthday, Love by AnimeDutchess reviews
Shonenai, sequal to The Closet. Delia and Prefessor Oak want Gary to follow through on a plan. And, he does...watch his and Ash's date of cute and strange moments! Rated for alcohol mention and a couple light swears.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Can We Keep Him? by Cykotyks reviews
Crack RenjiIchigoShuuhei threesome as a gift for my muse. [PWP] [OneShot] [YAOI]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Ice Cream by Just Subliminal reviews
He was never going to take ice cream for granted again. Implied boycrushing. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Seduction of Shikamaru Nara, part 1 by Orohime reviews
The heir to the Nara legacy is on the outs with his longtime lover. A few words dropped from the right lips take root in his imagination, leading him to a new experience with an unexpected partner. Shikacentric. Oneshot. Yaoi. Mature Audiences ONLY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Somatic Memory by DB2020 reviews
A freak accident lands Squall under the care of an irritated exknight. The relationship that develops soon becomes something only Seifer has any memory of. When Seifer can’t let go, will he be able to make Squall’s body remember?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,278 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Seifer A., Squall L. - Complete
Four Simple Words by Cold Drake Queen reviews
SLASH Squall x Siefer So what does he want? Just 4 simple words. And that is all they ever wanted.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Squall L., Seifer A. - Complete
Search & Seizure by DB2020 reviews
SXS Ante videogame. A prank bet escalates to a night two rivals will never forget, even if they'll never speak of it again.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,317 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Squall L., Seifer A. - Complete
Protecting the Lion by DB2020 reviews
Between love and hate, extremes collide. An ice prince too cold for anyone but a hot tempered exknight to touch, and danger that is paramount when more than one man tries to claim the Balamb Lion. Reunited rivals will write their own story together.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 204,582 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Seifer A., Squall L. - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo by Kaori reviews
Naruto buys a home voodoo kit. Kiba gets roped into the plot when Naruto asks for his help. What kind of trouble will they cause? Read and see! The rabbit hole of depravity grows ever deeper! First in the series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
Libido Juice Supplement by Ryals-Shoal reviews
ONESHOT Kiba is always horny and Shikamaru is lazy. Kiba decides to remedy Shika’s lack of motivation by purchasing a special potion to get his lover’s libido juices flowing. Though sometimes it is best not to mess with the forces of nature...[KibaShika]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Mindreader by brightspark reviews
Hearing about certain threats to Garden, Rinoa offers her help to Squall, giving him the ability to read minds. Which, of course, causes its own problems. SeiferxSquall, complete.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Squall L., Seifer A. - Complete
Under the Sakura Tree by Ookima reviews
Having a lot of free time on his hands, Shikamaru does what he loves best. Lay down and watch the clouds. But his normal day is about to turn when an unlikely person joins him. OneShot. Shikamaru x Naruto. UNCUT VERSION AVAILABLE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
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After School reviews
After a school fiasco, Furuichi ends up playing errand boy into the infamous den of delinquents. What else could possibly go wrong? OgaFuru. Yaoi. Lemons. Two-shot. Help spread the OgaFuru madness!
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Oga T., Furuichi T.
Deal with the Devil reviews
All Minato wanted was power to protect his friends, but could he handle the terms of the trade? Yaoi. Rated M on succeeding chapters. Will have multiple pairings but eventual single pair. Male Persona 3 FES character(s) x Minato. Updates randomly.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Minato A.
Favors and Paybacks reviews
First Fic! Kevin does something for Ben and gets... sick. Ben's just returning the favor... and more! BeVin! COMPLETE! Rated M for a reason
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Zero Romance reviews
Implied BeVin and Gwooper! Gwen just isn’t lucky when it comes to romance... at least, that's what she thinks. Rated T for hints of Boy X Boy love. One-shot.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Gwen T., Ben T. - Complete