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Author has written 10 stories for Camp Rock, Hannah Montana, and Vampire Academy.

Hi!! I love writing, and it would mean so much to me if you read my stories and reviewed them! I really appreciate any reviews I get, no matter how long or short they are. Just taking the time to tell me what you think is really sweet, and it's an author's greatest gift to have somebody like their story.

My lucky number is 13. I love everything that has to do with thirteen. I'm just weird like that.

My favorite colors are purple, blue, green, and orange. Not in that order, though.

Love is.. patient and kind.

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As many of you know, I will be finishing Summer Love, by ShoppingAndDiamonds for her. So check here for updates on that!

HOLD YOUR BREATH ON OFFICIAL HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE! Sorry, for the people who have read it, but, like, not even a hundred people have read it, and I only have two or something reviews.

Fave Bands (or artists): JOHN CLAYTON MAYER. Yumm I love this guy more than just about anything in this world. He is a beast. Went to see him live in concert and it was one of the most mindblowing things EVER. The Killers, Taylor Swift, Coldplay, Cobra Starship, Demi Lovato, Hendrix, The Beatles, KISS, Radiohead, Death Cab for Cutie, Paramore, MGMT, Modest Mouse, Keith Urban, Jimmy Eat World, LIGHTS, Adele, Lupe Fiasco, The Script, Train, Maroon 5, Norah Jones, Alicia Keys, Owl City... Yeah. Awesome stuff like that.

Fave Movies: The Rocker, School of Rock, Step Up, Step Up 2 The Streets, When in Rome, Whip It, The Last Song, The Proposal, August Rush, the Back to the Future trilogy, John Tucker Must Die, Valentine's Day, How to Train Your Dragon, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Harry Potter 1-6.

Song Playing ATM: In Your Atmosphere- John Mayer. This song makes me feel emotions deep down that I never knew existed. When an acoustic guitar and a microphone can give a person chills, you know you've done something right.

Favorite Sport: Tennis, or soccer, and maybe football.

Favorite Sports Team: Dallas Cowboys, Houston Texans, Los Angeles Lakers.

Favorite Books: VAMPIRE ACADEMY is my favorite book series. DIMITRI/ROSE FTW! The Vampire Diaries was AWESOME, but I think I like the TV series better (probably because of Paul Wesley and Ian Somerhalder :D), Gossip Girl, It Girl, Sweep, The Clique, The Adoration of Jenna Fox, Twilight Series, Harry Potter series...

Celebrity Crushes: John Mayer, Taylor Lautner, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Sean Faris, Chase Crawford, Kellan Lutz, hmm...

"How strongly opposed are you to grand theft auto?"

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
"What a stupid lamb"
"What a sick, masochistic lion"

"Do I Dazzle You?"

"Edward? Edward, You There? Okay, Now I feel kinda stupid." "You Sound Stupid, too."


Single or taken: Single... and strangly happy to be so at the moment...
Gender: Female
Birthday: February 23
Sign: Pisces!


Hair: Longish; dark brown; almost black. Curly.

Eye colour: Brown. Dark brown.

Height: Short. Extremely short.
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight.


Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes: Hollister, maybe. Or Forever 21. Yesh.

What is your most comfortable outfit?: My sleeping clothes.
What do you usually wear?: Jeans and a t-shirt. In the winter, a hoodie. Also, tennis shoes. Always tennis shoes.


What kind of shampoo do you use?: Joico
What are you listening to right now: Kids- MGMT. Awesome song.


Food: Italian. Chinese.
Girls names: Alex, Charlotte, Danielle, Marissa

Boy’s names: James, Nick, Reese, Jake, Ryan, Carter
Subjects in school: History/English/Orchestra.
Animals: Dogs. :)


Given anyone a bath?: Nahhh.
Smoked?: Nope. I enjoy breathing.
Bungee jumped?: Not technically.
Made yourself throw up?: no
Skinny dipped?: Nuh- Uh!
Ever been in love?: This is a hard question to answer. I've definitely THOUGHT I was in love.
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Aha! Totally!
Pictured your crush naked?: Nahhh.
Actually seen your crush naked?: Nahhh.
Cried when someone died?: My dog Oscar. I miss you, buddy.

Lied: Of COURSE I have..

Fallen for your best friend? Depends..
Rejected someone?: Yes. But very nicely.
Used someone?: Haha, don't think so!
Done something you regret?: Yes. But I wouldn't take it back if I could. By making the mistake, I walked away with a lesson. So I'll never do the same thing again.


Clothes: Cute ones that fit well and don't make me look like a whore.
Music: John Mayer, Coldplay, Muse, Maroon 5, Radiohead, Keith Urban, Taylor Swift, Death Cab for Cutie, MGMT, Modest Mouse.. I'm pretty sure I answered this question up top... Basically just good Alternative Rock.
Smell: Vanilla or cinnamon,
Desktop picture: An infinity sign that says 'TO INFINITY & BEYOND' underneath it.
CD in player: John Mayer- Where the Light Is.


You touched: My mom?
You hugged: I don't HUG people.
You IMed: Erica :)
You yelled at: Reese?

You kissed: No one.. :(


Understanding: I think so/ I like to think so!
Open-minded: Again, I like to think so!
Arrogant: Never actually thought about that...

Insecure: Sometimes. About certain things.
Hungry: Always. Craving cookie dough.
Smart: That's what people tell me!
Moody: You know it.
Hard working: When I feel like it.
Organized: Not really!
Healthy: I like salads... :/
Shy: Depends on who I'm around. Strangers want me to talk more. My friends can't get me to shut up.
Difficult: All day, every day!
Bored easily: I have a short attention span.
Obsessed: With John Clayton Mayer.
Angry: All the time..
Sad: Depends on the situation.
Happy: Depends on the situation.
Hyper: Depends on what I've been drinking.
Trusting: Depends on the situation.


Kill: I'll never tell!!! insert evil laughter

Slap? Not really anyone...?
Get really wasted with?: I don't know if I want to get wasted, haha!
Get high with: My friends.
Talk to offline: Human beings.
Talk to online: ALIENS!!
Sex it up with: ...You know who...


In the morning I: Angrily and reluctantly get out of bed and do things in my tired state.
Love is: Painful... and a horrible thing... even if it is wonderful... it's also very complicated...
I dream about: I don't actually think I dream, and if I do, I never remember it.
Sexual preference: Men!
What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: Sense of humor. Eyes. Smile. (In that order!)


Coke or Pepsi: COKE.
Flowers or candy: CANDY
Tall or short: Short kicks ass, but I'm just saying that because I am short. I'd rather be taller.


Makes you laugh the most: My buddies.
Makes you smile: Again, those crazy people I socialize with..
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: 'Tis a secret!


Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Not usually. Text is different.
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: I like being female!
Wish you were younger: Not now, but I'll probably be wishing that in ten years. John Mayer says it perfectly; "So scared of getting older, I'm only good at being young."
Cry because someone said something to you?: I used to when i was younger. Now I just try to hide the tears if I can help it...


Of times I've had my heart broken: Maybe like a half.
Of hearts I have broken: Not too sure about that... I'll get back to you later!
Of guys I've kissed: I'm waiting.
Of girls I've kissed: None.
Of CD's I own: Lots and lots and lots.
Of scars on my body: Like, hundreds.


1. Turn on your iPod, MP3 etc. and put the music on shuffle.

2. Answer each question with the title of the next song on the play list. Got that?

1.) How am I feeling today?

Hysteria- Muse

2.) Where will I get married?

Such Great Hights- The Postal Service

3.) What is my best friend's theme song?

When It Rains- Paramore

4.) What is/was high school like?

Livin' on a Prayer- Bon Jovi

5.) What is the best thing about me?

Shine- Keith Urban

6.) How is today going to be?

White Horse- Taylor Swift

7.) What is in store for this weekend?

Dialogue- Jason Mraz

8.)What song describes my parents?

New Deep- John Mayer

9.) How is my life going?

Teardrops on My Guitar- Taylor Swift

10.)What song will they play at my funeral?

You and Whose Army- Radiohead

11.) How does the world see me?

Fillip- Muse

12.) What do my friends really think of me?

Bella Luna- Jason Mraz

13) Do people secretly like me?

Hey, Soul Sister- Train

14.) How can I make myself happy?

If It Kills Me- Jason Mraz

15.) What should I do with my life?

Come Back to Bed- John Mayer

16.) Will I be happy?

Cave- Muse

17.) What is some good advice?

Don't Speak- JB (This is good advice for me!)

18.) What do I think my current theme song is?

Death of an Interior Decorator- Death Cab

19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Gravity- John Mayer

20.) What type of men/women do you like?

Tied Together With a Smile- Taylor Swift

21.) Will you get married?

See You Again- Miley Cyrus

22.)What should I do with my love life?

Clocks- Coldplay

23.) Where Will You Love?

This Love- Maroon 5

24.) What will your dying words be?

Too Much Food- Jason Mraz (HAHA)

25.) Am I hot?

The Heart of Life- John Mayer

26) What are your hobbies?

Mary's Song (Oh My My My)- Taylor Swift

27)Do you like sports?

Lucky- Jason Mraz feat Colbie Caillat

28)Do you talk a lot?

Tik Tok- Kesha

29)Do you like books?

The Climb- Miley Cyrus

30)Do you like yourself?

Syndicate- The Fray

A funny thing I found about a rude word:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

(From Don't Diss Einstein's Profile.)


"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders

The Top Eleven Things Everyone Should Know About Twilight:

1. Werewolves are only immortal as long as they want to be. Yeah. Kind of strange. Apparently it has to do with how often they choose to become wolves. Of course, these are quite strange werewolves who don’t follow the moon.

2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls.

3. In a werewolf/vampire/human threesome, the human has to be in the middle so the freezing vampire and burning werewolf balance each other out. Or something like that.

4. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover.

5. Author Stephanie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies.

6. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing.

7. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you can’t control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid.

8. When you’re friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family.

9. . When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy.

10. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever.

11. TELLING a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. They’ll even kill that vampire that’s out to get you for you.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I'm going to squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out"?

Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say, "I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of that thing's butt"?


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He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't laugh and talk at the same time.

He: Where were you all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and so is mine if you sit down.

10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:

1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.

2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.

3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.

4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.

5. Try To Sell Your Money.

6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.

7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.

8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.

9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.

10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Jake

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Black

3. Your first initial? P

4. Your month of birth? February

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Jes

7. Your favorite number? 13

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish I could meet John Mayer.

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive. (uhh.. thanks?)

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you


Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are


3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to


S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Fave HP Characters:

1. Tonks

2. FRED!

3. Bellatrix

4. Luna

5. Sirius

LEAST Fave HP Characters:

1. Wormtail

2. Percy Weasly

3. Draco Malfoy

4. Voldemort.. (Well, that's a given..)

5. Viktor Krum


Taylor Swift- SNL Monologue

i like glitter and sparkly dresses
but im not gonna talk about that..
in my monologue

i like baking and things that smell like winter
but im not gonna talk about that..
in my monologue.
LaLaLa. LaLaLa.

i like writing songs about douche bags
who cheat on me.
but im not gonna talk about that..
in my monologue.

i like writing their names in the songs
so they're ashamed to go out in public
but im not gonna say that..
in my monologue
LaLa. LaLaLaLaLa
this is.. my musical monologue.

you might think i'd bring up Joe
that guy who broke up with me on the phone
but im not gonna mention him...
in my monologue
Hey Joe! Im Doing Real Well!
tonight im hosting SNL
but im not gonna brag about that..
In My Monologue

LaLaLa. HaHaHa. HaHaHaHaHaHa LaLaLa.
and if your wondering if i might be dating
the werewolf from Twilight... Hi Taylor
im not gonna comment on that
In my monologue
LaLa. LaLaLaLaLa.
this is my musical monologue

you might be expecting me to say
something bad about Kanye
and how he ran up on the stage
and runined my VMA monologue sigh
but theres nothing more to say
cuz everythings okay.
i've got security lining the stage.
Its My SNL MOnologue
LaLa. LaLaLaLaLa
This Is my SNL monologue
LalA. LaLaLaLaLa
that was my SNL monologue

Taylor Swift- Cold As You

Oh what a shame, what a rainy ending given to a perfect day
Just walk away, ain't no use defending words that you will never say
And now that I'm sitting here thinking it through
I've never been anywhere cold as you

You put up walls and paint them all a shade of gray
And I stood there loving you and wished them all away
And you come away with a great little story
Of a mess of a dreamer with the nerve to adore you

Taylor Swift- Tied Together With A Smile

Hold on baby, you're losing it
The water's high, you're jumping into it
And letting go and no one knows

That you cry but you don't tell anyone
That you might not be the golden one
And you're tied together with a smile
But you're coming undone

Jay-Z Alicia Keys- Empire State of Mind

Lights is blinding, girls need blinders
so they can step out of bounds quick, the sidelines is
lined with casualties, who sip to life casually
then gradually become worse, don't bite the apple eve
Caught up in the in-crowd, now you're in style
End of the winter gets cold, en vogue, with your skin out
City of sin, it's a pity on the wind
Good girls gone bad, the city's filled with them
Mami took a bus trip, now she got her bust out
Everybody ride her, just like a bus route
Hail Mary to the city, you're a virgin
And Jesus can't save you, life starts when the church end
Came here for school, graduated to the high life
Ball players, rap stars, addicted to the limelight
MDMA got you feelin' like a champion
The city never sleeps, better slip you an Ambien

Owl City- Fireflies

To ten million fireflies.
I'm weird, cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell.
But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
Cause I saved a few,
And I keep them in a jar.

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd
Rather stay awake when I'm asleep,
Cause everything is never as it seems.
(When I fall asleep.)

Coldplay- The Scientist

Come up to meet you, tell you I’m sorry,
You don’t know how lovely you are.
I had to find you, tell you I need you,
Tell you I set you apart.

Tell me your secrets and ask me your questions,
Oh, lets go back to the start.
Running in circles, coming in tales,
Heads are a science apart.

Nobody said it was easy,
It's such a shame for us to part.
Nobody said it was easy,
No-one ever said it would be this hard,
Oh take me back to the start.

I was just guessing at numbers and figures,
Pulling your puzzles apart.
Questions of science, science and progress,
Do not speak as loud as my heart.

And tell me you love me, come back and haunt me,
Oh and I rush to the start.
Running in circles, chasing tails,
And coming back as we are.

Nobody said it was easy,
oh its such a shame for us to part.
Nobody said it was easy,
No-one ever said it would be so hard.

Im going back to the start.

Owl City- Vanilla Twilight

The stars lean down to kiss you,
And I lie awake I miss you,
Pour me a heavy dose of atmosphere.
Cause I'll doze off safe and soundly,
But I'll miss your arms around me
I'll send a postcard to you dear,
Cause I wish you were here.

I'll watch the night turn light blue,
But it's not the same without you,
Because it takes two to whisper quietly,
The silence isn't so bad,
Till I look at my hands and feel sad,
Cause the spaces between my fingers
Are right where yours fit perfectly.

I'll find repose in new ways,
Though I haven't slept in two days,
Cause cold nostalgia chills me to the bone.
But drenched in Vanilla twilight,
I'll sit on the front porch all night,
Waist deep in thought because when I think of you.
I don't feel so alone.
I don't feel so alone.
I don't feel so alone.

As many times as I blink I'll think of you... tonight.
I'll think of you tonight.

When violet eyes get brighter,
And heavy wings grow lighter,
I'll taste the sky and feel alive again.
And I'll forget the world that I knew,
But I swear I won't forget you,
Oh if my voice could reach back through the past,
I'd whisper in your ear,
Oh darling I wish you were here.

John Mayer- Belief

Is there anyone who
Ever remembers changing their mind from
The paint on a sign?
Is there anyone who really recalls
Ever breaking rank at all
For something someone yelled real loud one time

Everyone believes
In how they think it ought to be
Everyone believes
And they're not going easily

Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword
Like punching under water
You never can hit who you're trying for

Some need the exhibition
And some have to know they tried
It's the chemical weapon
For the war that's raging on inside

Everyone believes
From emptiness to everything
Everyone believes
And no one's going quietly

We're never gonna win the world
We're never gonna stop the war
We're never gonna beat this
If belief is what we're fighting for

What puts a hundred thousand children in the sand
Belief can
Belief can
What puts the folded flag inside his mother's hand
Belief can
Belief can

John Mayer- Dreaming With a Broken Heart

When you're dreaming with a broken heart
Then waking up is the hardest part
You roll outta bed and down on your knees
And for a moment you can hardly breathe
Wondering was she really here?
Is she standing in my room?
No she's not, 'cause she's gone, gone, gone, gone, gone...

When you're dreaming with a broken heart
The giving up is the hardest part
She takes you in with her crying eyes
Then all at once you have to say goodbye
Wondering could you stay my love?
Will you wake up by my side?
No she can't, 'cause she's gone, gone, gone, gone, gone...

Now do i have to fall asleep with roses in my hands
Do i have to fall asleep with roses in my hands?
Do i have to fall asleep with roses in my hands?
Do i have to fall asleep with roses in my , roses in my hands?

Would you get them if i did?
No you won't, 'cause you're gone, gone, gone, gone, gone...

When you're dreaming with a broken heart
The waking up is the hardest part

John Mayer- Edge of Desire

Young and full of running,
tell me where is that taking me
just a great figure eight
or a tiny infinity.

Love is really nothing
but a dream that keeps waking me.
For all of my trying
we still end up dying;
how can it be?

Don't say a word; just come over and lie here with me
'cause I'm just about to set fire to everything I see.

I want you so bad I'll go back on the things I believe.
There, I just said it; I'm scared you'll forget about me.

So young and full of running
all the way to the edge of desire.
Steady my breathing, silently screaming
I have to have you now.

Wired and I'm tired;
think I'll sleep in my clothes on the floor.
Or maybe this mattress will spin on its axis
and find me on yours.

Don't say a word;just come over and lie here with me
'cause I'm just about to set fire to everything I see.

I want you so bad I'll go back on the things I believe.
There, I just said it; I'm scared you'll forget about me.

Don't say a word;just come over and lie here with me
'cause I'm just about to set fire to everything I see.

I want you so bad I'll go back on the things I believe.
There, I just said it;I'm scared you'll forget about me.

John Mayer- Assassin

I work in the dead of night
When the world's quiet, no one is around
Track my moves, racing the yellow lights
To find the gate is open, she's waiting in the room
I just step on through

You get in, you get done and then you get gone
You never leave a trace, or show your face, you get gone
Should've turned around and left before the sun came up again
But the sun came up again

Enter the morning light
To find the day is burning the curtains and the wine
In a little white room
Though I'm not alone, her head is heavy on me
She's sleeping like a child
What could I do

You get in, you get done and then you get gone
You never leave a trace, or show your face, you get gone
Should've turned around and left before the sun came up again
But the sun came up again

I was a killer, was the best they'd ever seen
I'd steal your heart before you ever heard a thing
I'm an assassin and I had a job to do
Little did I know that girl was an assassin too

Suddenly I'm in over my head and I can hardly breathe
Suddenly I'm floating over her bed and I feel everything
Suddenly I know exactly what I did, but I can not move a thing
And suddenly I know exactly what I've done
And what it's gonna mean to me, mean to me

I'm gone

I was a killer, was the best they'd ever seen
I'd steal your heart before you ever heard a thing
I'm an assassin and I had a job to do
Little did I know that girl was an assassin too

She's an assassin
She's an assassin
She's an assassin
She's an assassin and she had a job to do

Jay Sean and Lil Wayne - Down

Even if the sky is falling down like she supposed to be,
She gets down low for me,
Down like her temperature, 'cause to me she zero degrees,
She cold, overfreeze,
I got that girl from overseas,
Now she my miss America,
Now can I be her soldier please,
I'm fighting for this girl,
On a battlefield of love,
Don't it look like baby cupid sendin arrows from above,
Don't you ever leave the side of me,
Indefinitely, not probably,
And honestly I'm down like the economy,

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those darn 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.-Anonymous

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too! - Jay Leno

"Walmart? Do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." -Rita Mae Brown

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."George Gbel

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." WC Fields.

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." Jeff Marder.

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." Dick Cavett.

"No, I don't have a gambling problem. I'm winning, and winning is not a problem. That's like saying Michael Jordan has a basketball problem, or Def Leppard has an awesomeness problem." Earl (My Name is Earl)

Teachers are like slinkies: Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think guns help. If you just tood there and yelled, "BANG!", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

Love is like playing the piano: First you have to learn, then it comes from the heart.

Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you into oncoming traffic, but then I realize I'd get myself killed trying to save you.

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

Courage is not the absence of fear or despair, but the strength to conquer it.

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Open your Eyes by Ms. Belikov reviews
ALL HUMAN! Sequel to 'A Blessing in Disguise.' Being engaged to the General at St. Augustine's Military Academy is tougher than Rose thought. Old flames and former enemies come back with vengeance. Will it destroy Dimitri and Rose? Or make them stronger?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,629 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Cop an Attitude by Ms. Belikov reviews
ALL HUMAN! She's the main suspect in a Murder case. He's the hard-ass Cop. After arresting & interrogating Rose, Dimitri is forced to release the Criminal, putting the case in danger of turning cold. With no options left, he strikes an unusual bargain.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,522 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
A Blessing in Disguise by Ms. Belikov reviews
ALL HUMAN! Rose Hathaway is a troubled teen sent to a private maximum security Military Academy. During her stay, she meets General Dimitri Belikov, who pushes and challenges Rose to her highest possible limits. Can she break through his tough exterior?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,362 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Love Like Poison by Genn and Izy 160 reviews
His lips trailed down her neck until they reached her collarbone. She moaned with pleasure as he pressed his body against hers. Their love was like poison; strong and dangerous. It didn't matter that he was her teacher and she was his student. NILEY
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,003 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Hannah M./Miley S.
What Happened to Forever? by SarahandBabees reviews
Sequel to TF. "That was nine years ago. Nine years of never knowing what really happened to him. Was he taken? Did he just up and leave randomly? Is he out there somewhere, trying to return to us, his family? I gave up on that last one eight years ago."
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 81,797 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 6/20/2011
Winning Her Heart by MadameRozaBelikova reviews
Rose is a Princess trying to escape an arranged marriage. She runs away to Chicago to start a new life seeking refuge with her American Pen-Pal Lissa. Enter Dimitri Belikov, Prince in disquise. Can he win her heart before his identity is exposed?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 53 - Words: 181,604 - Reviews: 3104 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
A Day In A Life by lyd-2212 reviews
Sequel to I Guess It Happens. Follow Rose and the gang through their misadventures as they try to control those little rascals. With additional members in the family, imagine the chaos going on! More laughs, more adventures, more- oh, you get the idea. I'M BACK.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,502 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Mission 42: SWAT Bodyguard by JonasFan101 reviews
Nick Gray is a member of the NY SWAT team asked to do a mission in Malibu to protect the daughter of a multi-millionaire. After accepting this mission he realized that the person he's protecting is Miley Stewart, a childhood friend of his. NILEY.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009
Just Like A Dream by L0VEisREALx3 reviews
sequel to MBWP. Miley and Nick embark on their joint tour with Demi, but they might just be embarking on the rest of their lives.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,563 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 3/2/2010
Back to Home by elm23 reviews
Miley left three years ago to get away from all the fame and recognition. Coming back she realizes that it's still the same drama-filled world it was when she left. Will she be able to cope with it or will she retreat back to her quiet life? *Niley*
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,876 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
When He Returns CONTINUATION by MadameRozaBelikova reviews
This is a continuation of When He Returns by: Bananabooklover7 She has given me permission to continue her story. ATTENTION: Please read the first 4 chapters under her name before you start this or it will not make sense.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,493 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Twenty One by iluvjb4ever123 reviews
Best friends since birth. They were like each other's guardian angels. They made a promise; a promise that would soon change the rest of their lives. He had a secret and so did she. Would they ever admit it? Niley.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,930 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009
Heartbreak and Happiness by aleexmariee reviews
Dimitri and Rose have just slept together in the cabin, but what happens if the next morning Dimitri says he is leaving to be Tasha's guardian. What happens when she is faced with an unexpected problem, and Dimitri returns? R&R PLEASE Xx
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,142 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Stay Strong by TheHeartNeverLies442 reviews
Pain, abuse, coping, love, regrets, and the fear. She had everything, Now she is alone because no one can know. The long sleeve shirts and fake smiles hid it all, but in her notebook she doesn't hold back and only he can save her. NILEY rated M for abuse
Crossover - Hannah Montana & Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,635 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S., Nate - Complete
Guilty As Charged by CloudyxRainbow reviews
A murder brought Nicholas Grey into her office. Why? Because he was accused of killing his own wife. And she had to defend him. Who knew they'd do a lot more than try to win the case? N I L E Y what else? Rated M for a reason
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 119,765 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
It's Always Gonna Rain by Team M reviews
Miley left four years ago for college, leaving everything and everyone behind. Now she's back. Only there's more to her than she's letting everyone see. There's a pain there, a girl who wants out. She's about to find out coming back is harder than leaving
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,626 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009
Hiding From the Storm by Team M reviews
"I'm surprised we've managed to keep it from everyone this long. A secret relationship from two teenagers in Hollywood for six months..." But nothing stays secret in Hollywood. You can only hide from the storm for so long. xNiley.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,703 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010
Player & Coach by snowxflight reviews
Miley Stewart is a star soccer athlete. When her school team gets a new assistant coach - Nick Toni - she finds herself caught between her coach, and her boyfriend Liam Mate . Will she choose her best friend turned boyfriend, or her coach?
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,201 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Hannah M./Miley S.
Turn Right by momentofweakness reviews
They found each other, had a daughter, then lost each other. It's now the present..Will everything be normal again or will Miley have to struggle on her own? Niley and deciding on other couples.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,884 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009
Somebody's Me by smileymee16 reviews
I love you" Nick said as he gazed into my eyes. i thought about the last time he ever said that to me. it was such a long time ago. i know he didnt mean it the way he meant it now, but it still counts right? Rated M 2 b safe :
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,274 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Crash Into Me by Genn and Izy 160 reviews
His eyes looked deep into my heart and mine into his. My mind was telling me that this was wrong. He was with Selena and I was with Liam. But the screams of our yearning hearts were too loud. We needed each other and nothing could stop us now. NILEY
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,401 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Hannah M./Miley S.
Confession by TheHeartNeverLies442 reviews
In 12th grade everyone knows their place in the status quo, but what happens when during the last month of high school one unpopular brainy wallflower confesses her love for the star quarterback? Well it might just start a title wave of confessions.Hiatus
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Hannah M./Miley S.
A Best Friend's Point Of View by CloudyxRainbow reviews
Nick and Miley give me hope but I would never tell them that. Maybe I would jinx it or something. I always keep it to myself... Just a best friend reflecting on a relationship on a special day. Niley
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Half Of My Heart by XoXoNiLeY2010 reviews
LoveHurtFame rewritten and mixed with a new plot! The aftermath of a tragedy causes two lovers to part. Follow them as they meet again five years later when her best friend and his brother are set to get married! *rating has changed to M*
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,509 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009
My Best Friend, My Healer by LostInTheCloudsx3 reviews
Miley's best friend, Nick, is always there to help her after a heartbreak. Even if it was him that broke her heart in the first place. -N I L E Y-
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2010
A Dying Love? by xemluvszanessax reviews
Nate Grey and Miley Stewart have been asked to play the roles of two north Carolina teens, Landon Carter and Jamie Sullivan. In the remake or A Walk to Remember. Follow their time on set and off. Will they kindle a flame of love or stay as friends? Niley!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,101 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S.
My Sister's Boyfriend by CloudyxRainbow reviews
She was a normal student at a college in New York. He was her sister's boyfriend and worked at a bar. What happened if they met each other on accident and accidently start developing feelings for each other? N I L E Y, Rated M to be safe
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,598 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
45 Ways to Scream by AllAboveHeartsAndLies reviews
All her life she has wanted to be normal, now she finally finds the one guy who's offering her that. The one guy who is ready to treat her like a person, not a money maker. But is he worth loosing the little respect she gets from her mom? NILEY!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,753 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S.
Vampire Academy: Shadow Kiss by Mallory83 reviews
Shadow Kiss told in Dimitris POV
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,764 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009
You Belong With Me by rhia xo reviews
Miley has left Nick to start college in New York, but when he comes to visit her with a very important question, will that change everything? What happeneds after that? Is their future secure? What about Lilly&Joe? NILEY/LOE/KOPHIA/NOLIVER.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,049 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Hannah M./Miley S.
She Could Be The One by RainOnMex reviews
Miley cancelled our date for a stray puppy. She was unpredictable and selfless and that was what I loved about her. She could be the one. Or maybe she is the one. -Niley Fluff- oneshot. x
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Dreamland by Genn and Izy 160 reviews
He pushed me gently and I flew through the air, my curls dancing in the wind. I could hear him laugh softly as he steadied the swing. "How was Dreamland, love?" A NILEY ONESHOT
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
SweetHearts by LostInTheCloudsx3 reviews
Are those butterflies you feel in your stomach? Or is it love? -N I L E Y-
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2010
Mixing Business with Pleasure by L0VEisREALx3 reviews
Miley is a reporter for E! News and Nick is starting his solo career. They meet and start dating. Will their jobs and insecurities get in the way of their being together? Future fic based off HM, not real life, NILEY, of course COMPLETED.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,105 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
The Reward by AsheMoon reviews
Remedial training lessons are a pain, unless Dimitri Belikov is your mentor. Things get even more interesting when a reward gets thrown in. If she does well, Rose might get more than just a pat on the back. Canon. One shot.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Chuck Fumes and Blair Flares by LunaSeasMoonChild reviews
A collection of one-shots depicting Chuck and Blair arguing, when their fireworks turn to bombs and missiles. However, the butterflies, still going strong it seems, always manage to survive, unscathed, through the crossfire. CB with NJBC bonding
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,871 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Chuck, Blair
If That's Okay With You by RockxPaperxScissors reviews
When Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, what if there was no cliff diving? What if he simply lost his resolve and comes home to find how Bella has been dealing with his leaving? ExB : R&R Appreciated!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Summer of my life by XoXoNiLeY2010 reviews
Nick and Miley were best friends until one drunken night when they made a mistake that will change their lives forever and destroy their friendship... Can it be repaired? Find out!
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,640 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
What is this Feeling? by Celestial Wonders reviews
Draco and Hermione as Head Boy and Head Girl must sing in front of the student body, about their year as Heads together. What is this Feeling?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bet by EvylinDevilin reviews
Fred and George have opened their yearly betting pool on the fate of the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. And this year was bringing many takers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete
Maker of Rings by BlueSphinx reviews
“How do you notice Weasleys in a bar?” George asked, poking Harry to get his attention.“I don’t know,” he sighed with absolutely no humor in his face. “How do you?”“Ermm…” George thought quickly. “I suppose you look for the red hair."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2009 - G. Ollivander, Harry P. - Complete
Drunken Games by xxJennLynn reviews
Arabelle Black joins in on a game with six guys in the middle of the night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2009 - OC, Oliver W. - Complete
Tea by fortheloveoftea reviews
Remus discovers Sirius's obsession with Tea...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
How To Scare a Snape by blue artemis reviews
Snape is terrified.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the FanFiction by RoseCHughes reviews
The story in which Ron learns about a muggle device, Hermione confuses him further, and Harry talks about himself
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Firewhisky by Yuki Matsuda
Severus has a bottle of Firewhisky. Can he finish it, or will it beat him? Just ... randomness, lmao. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Just Give It Time by Team M reviews
Well, that's my cue. But, think about what I said. Things will eventually get better." Miley-Support. Hints of Niley. Oneshotx.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Complete
The Vodka Night by overworkedandunderpaid reviews
All Human. When you can't remember why you're laughing, you've had way to much to drink. Rose/Dimitri, Lissa/Christian. COMPLETE.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 88,820 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Untitled by L0VEisREALx3 reviews
probably, hopefully , the saddest thing i will ever write. different from what i usually do. pretty much just a free write, no editing , not quite sure where it came from. review if you want. oneshot. not a story.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
Memories That Fade Like Photographs by non dairy creamer reviews
Every single time I try to let you go- I fall for you once again. But this time- I have self control.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,731 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Damon the Commentator by DarkAngel942 reviews
Damon commentates a fight and Stefan breaks a nail. If you dont like randomness then please look away now! One-Shot
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Damon - Complete
Father and Daughter by AsheMoon reviews
Rose finds help in her quest to bring Dimitri back in the most unexpected person—her father. Post-Blood Promise events. Canon. One-shot.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Rose H., Abe M. - Complete
Bright Lights by ColourMyWorld reviews
“He scanned around his surroundings for any onlookers, before wrapping a protective arm around her and planting a soft kiss on her lips under the bright city lights” OneShot. -NiLEY-
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Complete
You Can't Hurt Me Anymore by LostInTheCloudsx3 reviews
And I lived and breathed for those little moments that you would kiss me and tell me what you just did, or you would hold me through the night as we fell asleep, or you held my hand when I was sick… those little moments.' -N I L E Y-
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2009
The Girl In The Mask by LostInTheCloudsx3 reviews
...and already his heart was hooked onto her.' -N I L E Y-
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/6/2009
My C i n d e r e l l a S t o r y by LostInTheCloudsx3 reviews
Cinderella may have her Prince Charming. But I have my Nick. And he is my C i n d e r e l l a S t o r y. The only one I need. -N I L E Y-
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2009
Vampire Diaries IM by Slashers R Us reviews
Meh, my sister and I were bored, so we were screwing around and then this popped into our empty little brains! Hope you enjoy and please review!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Damon, Stefan - Complete
Swear by swinglifeawayxx reviews
You swear you can hear his heart beating. A thousand miles away, and you swear to God that you hear it. NILEY//very abstract. Review.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Time by lovexlovexlove reviews
It was his turn to take control and get her back. But would she let him back into her life? Ultimately xXNileyXx
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,513 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Hannah M./Miley S.
Cold As You by LostInTheCloudsx3 reviews
Nick's the broken guy; Miley's the one trying to fix him. But she is risking getting her own heart broken in the process. Will they ever be? -N I L E Y-
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,978 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
American Friday Night by missing in imagination reviews
Nick & Miley test their chances when they leave their identities behind and go to a high school football game. NILEY
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
L I G H T S by swinglifeawayxx reviews
She will never need light, because she shines brighter than anyone else. She is the s t a r l i g h t. Miley-support.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Trust Me by sparkling skies reviews
Oneshot. Massie gets a driving lesson.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Massie B., Derrington - Complete
Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning? by xotayxo reviews
Niley story based off of 9-11. Touchy subject i know, but it's based off a song about 9-11 that i love. don't like, don't read!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,507 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hannah M./Miley S.
Shy by iluvjb4ever123 reviews
Her mom transferred jobs again causing her to start over at a new high school. She instantly becomes friends with two people but she catches the glance of a guy in her class. Will she be too shy to ever introduce herself to him? Niley.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,396 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Nothing Can Keep Us Apart by L0VEisREALx3 reviews
Nick and Miley are finally together, but what happens when a misunderstanding keeps them away from each other? Will they be able to make it work or will they both move on? sequel to BECAUSE I CARE
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,041 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008
The Sweet Smell of Oranges by keroaucinahackney reviews
I think I have made it known that I don't like Night's Child. So for a bit of fun I have decided to write an ending to "Wicca" that i was more satisfied with. WARNING! CONTAINS A LOT OF SICKENING ROMANCE WITH A SMATTERING OF DRAMA.
Sweep - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,101 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Morgan R., Hunter N.
Heavily Broken by iluvjb4ever123 reviews
She lost her family to a drunk driver. His family broke apart after what happened between his parents. They meet and soon turn to each other for comfort. Will they fall in love along the way? Niley.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,285 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Fifteen For A Moment by suckmysharpie reviews
Five Years after she left, she's back to prove that she can make it this time... only bigger, better and smarter. RATED M.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,650 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008
Playing Cupid by LostInTheCloudsx3 reviews
Nick & Miley --who dislike each other-- get together to try and get Shane & Mitchie back together. But what happens to their relationship in the process? -N I L E Y-
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Of Vampire's and Singers by Night Owl 303 reviews
Miley Stewart thought living a double life as singing sensation Hannah Montana was tough but when things start to change and she is sent away, she'll learn leading a secret life is nothing compared to what awaits her in a small town in Washington.
Crossover - Hannah Montana & Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Hannah M./Miley S., Nate - Complete
Happily Ever After by LostInTheCloudsx3 reviews
“I love you too.” With that, their lips collided. Their souls entwining as one in harmony along the dance floor. -N I L E Y-
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
College, Really? by RockxPaperxScissors reviews
Edward & Bella are married, she's changed, but instead of Renesmee, what if Edward persuaded Bella to try a year of college? The Cullen kids in school; how would that work out? E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,127 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Listen by sleep on stars reviews
“What do you want to hear Miley?” Mrs. Dawson questioned. She had to think about this, “I don’t know what I want to hear. I don’t think any of us do.” But, sometimes the one thing that you didn't want people to hear was something only you could see.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,844 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008
Winnie the Pooh and the Swine Flu Too by heygurlheyyyy reviews
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2009
Bleeding Love by jumpthenfallx reviews
The guy who has everything soon falls for the girl who has nothing. Meet Miley Stewart, the girl with nothing but her best friend Mitchie. And then meet Nick Gray. The guy who has everything. But happiness. NILEY! R&R. Bad summary.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,553 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009
It Drove Them Crazy by LostInTheCloudsx3 reviews
He brought his hand up to his cheek in slow motion and gently touched the place Miley’s lips had been shortly. It drove him crazy; and he liked it, a lot. -N I L E Y-
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/27/2009
Teletubby Tales: Breakfast by EvilMentalHamster reviews
Tinky chats to Dipsy......................Tinky is a perv.
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
The Joker Needs Pads by heygurlheyyyy reviews
The Joker desperately needs pads. Will he get one in time before he meets his boyfriend for a date?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Joker - Complete
Batman by heygurlheyyyy reviews
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Teletubby Tales: He was an addict by EvilMentalHamster reviews
This is a humourous twist on something we all know to be true. Enjoy!
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
The Way I Loved You by jumpthenfallx reviews
4 years ago, Miley became pregnant and her world fell apart. She left and didn't tell the father. Follow her journey as she comes home and faces the father of her daugther, as well as his child-hating fiance. R&R. Better than it sounds. Niley.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,988 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Harry gets AIDS by heygurlheyyyy reviews
Harry finds out he has AIDS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Winnie the Pooh is BADASS by heygurlheyyyy reviews
Pooh's bad-ass.
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
I Need to Wash You Out of My Hair by non dairy creamer reviews
I need to wash the sand from my feet, I need to wash him out of my hair. But that's just it, I can't.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,295 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Smile by iluvyoumorethancupcakes reviews
Smile like it's your last ever," is what she would always say. And you know what? This time, she did. Sad NILEY. Nate&Miley.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Because You Live by jumpthenfallx reviews
Sequel to Love Story. Things were perfect for Nick Gray and Miley Stewart, but what happens when a new girl comes along and wrecks it all? What will happen in their own little love story? Read to find out! Niley. Slightly for PG-13 than the Love Story.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,177 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
The Annual Death Eater Beach Trip by Professor Cassandra reviews
You probably think of Voldemort and his Death Eaters as terrible, heartless people, and you are normally correct. But for one week every year, they are able to escape the stress of the wizarding world by going on vacation…the muggle way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,698 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Love Story by jumpthenfallx reviews
Everyone is against their love. So for the past 2 years, they have been going behind the backs of their families and friends. Welcome to the lives of Miley Stewart and Nick Gray. Niley!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,669 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
I'll Stand By You by amy4156 reviews
They both have a secret...will it tear them apart? Full Trailer inside - Niley! - new title *Rating change for Minor Language!*
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,402 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008
All It Takes Is a Single Cupcake by sleep on stars reviews
15 years later and they were still baking those cupcakes. Oneshot xx Niley
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
The Summer That Changed It All by reviews
What happens when miley goes off to a camp for liberal arts, to pursue her dream? Will it be all she imagined? What friends will she make? What problems will arise? What couples will form? NILEY OF COURSE! LOE. Full trailer inside!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,702 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,007 - Reviews: 3798 - Favs: 8,633 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Princess, Sincerely Elmo by missing in imagination reviews
Elephant clouds & tea party's in her closet. They were best friends & loved every second of it. NILEY-ONESHOT
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Finding A Way by niley4ever reviews
Sequel to That's Just The Way We Roll. 13 years later. niley in later chapters, minor loliver
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
Singing This Song For You by cara-jordan reviews
Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas thought their lives were perfect just the way they were...until they met each other and realized they could really have something great. Follows Nick and Miley from mid 2006 until now and maybe the future : Enjoy!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,035 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008
The Sweetest Thing by TheLibertyWalk reviews
-Oh my god…I'm speechless. Wordless. You're disgusting. I bet you're a C-cup. - How'd you know that? LJ...Fluffy. Eh...R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lucky Charms by flickaP reviews
Read and see...
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Blue's Clues Unrated by the 6ft dick reviews
One of the weirdest and most twisted blue's clues you will ever read!
Blue's Clues - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Evans, you're my angel by TheLibertyWalk reviews
LilyJames... James tries to win Lily with pickup lines, but... Read and you'll see what happens next. My first oneshot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Infinity & Beyond reviews
Takes place after Last Sacrifice ends. "Things are going to start happening, Rose. Things that make you question who you are and what you've learned all your life. Just go along with it. Trust me; it'll all be worth it in the end."
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,757 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Heartbreak Warfare reviews
“Watch my face as I pretend to feel no pain, pain, pain.” I never cry. But she’s pushed me to the point where all I want to do is curl up in a ball and sob.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 11/21/2009
Ghost of a Chance reviews
She runs away, despising the life that she lives. She doesn't know where she's headed, only that it's someplace far, far away. She meets somebody along the way, somebody who's determined to figure her out, and make things right with her. xxNileyxx
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,398 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009
Falling to Pieces reviews
Short songfic based off The Script's song Breakeven. Amazing song. Go listen to it right now if you haven't already. This is supposed to be Niley, but names aren't used, so I guess you could think of whoever you want. Read, review, all that jazz. Enjoy!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
Love Bug reviews
Used to be on falloutgirls987. Now I'm updating here. When you have a secret, and two guys, being your best friend and boyfriend, find out, who's the one who's gonna stick with you through it all? Who really loves you?
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Summer Love reviews
Love is meant to be forever...but summer only lasts so long. Niley. Adopted from ShoppingAndDiamonds.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,800 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009
The Aftermath reviews
Sequel to One Last Chance. Nick and Miley have met, and they decide to take their relationship to the next level. On hiatus. Might come back to it, depending on if I really have nothing better to write. Don't count on it, though.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
Thanks For The Memories reviews
Her boyfriend had left her when he found out that she was pregnant. She was left to handle her daughter alone. Now, when Miley stumbles across a symbol of her past, she begins to realize that she's still in love with him. Niley oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
One Last Chance reviews
They've been best friends since forever, but they both go their separate ways to college after eighteen years. Nick breaks a promise, and never calls, and Miley's heart is broken. But six years later, when they meet, what will happen?
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Hold Your Breath reviews
When Demi goes missing, and her friends try to find her, they all end up captured. Demi is shot, but her spirit stays behind to haunt Cody for the rest of his life. Niley. This one's really stupid. Permanent hiatus.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2008
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