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Joined 10-02-08, id: 1706624, Profile Updated: 05-30-11
Author has written 6 stories for Artemis Fowl, Portal, and BioShock.

Okay everyone, I'm back! Yeah, I know, most of you are probably pissed at me for going on a HUGE hiatus unannounced, but I kinda ran out of ideas for all my stories... And kinda switched to Mibba to group write a ton of stories. >_> Anyway, if this is the first time you're looking at my profile, hello. My name is Jesse, call me whatever you want, a rose by any other name smells just as sweet. Any way, I love alternative music as well as classic and SOME modern rock. Some of my favorite bands are My Chemical Romance, Three Days Grace, and Guns N' Roses. I love playing music as well, and theatre is basically what I love most. I plan to go to college majoring in Psychology, and possibly double majoring in Thespianism, but I might just minor in it. I don't know yet. :S anyway, I'm sixteen, and am a pretty optimistic guy, and now I think I'm writing up a profile on some matchmaking internet service. xD Anyway, I write like ALL AF fanfics, and below is all the usual shit on these profiles, so PEACE.

I lied, I'm not done yet. Sorry for all of you out there who loved all of my stories, or even just liked them, but I've made a decision. I'm starting fresh, hitting the reset button, you know what I mean. Well, what I'm really poking at is, I've wiped my stories off of the face of the internet. Well, attempted to. I deleted them from my profile, and am starting anew. I re-read them, and realized that the ideas were cliche, the wording was cheap, and the stories themselves were way too short. So here we go, deep into the rabbit hole...

Favorite Actions/Quotes:

--The explosion was huge, shooting a column of fire fifty feet into the air. The outer shell collapsed around Opal, engulfing her in a blizzard of shrapnel. - The Time Paradox

--"How did you find me," asked Artemis, though he could guess.

"Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered, Now who could that be?"

"Hmm," said Artemis,"A bit of a giveaway." - Artemis and Holly- The The Time Paradox

"The best way to tell the difference between a friend and a best friend is, when you are in jail, a friend is who you call to get you out, while a best friend will be sitting in the cell with you waiting for the other guy to come." - Me and my cousin.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever laughed evilly only because it was fun to do so, copy and paste this into your profile. XD

If you think those kids should give the Rabbit his damn trix, copy this into your profile

If you think zwinkys are stupid and weird, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a christian, copy and paste this to your profile

If you like cheese, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

O lny srmat poelpe can raed this.

cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

Deo Dvcente Nil Nocet - "Nothing can harm us when God leads us". If you believe this, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe',MyHeroRaven Devilchild93, Edokage,BuneeRaven, Laxwarrior4

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if you're one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Weird Romantic Gal, Devilchild93, Edokage ...I'm not from America (see above), Laxwarrior4

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of the teen population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost this you're one if the 5 percent who would be laughing your head off.

(THIS IS THE ANTI-STEREOTYPE SECTION, IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST THESE COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS, PASTE IT ON YOUR PROFILE!)

--Goths MUST worship Satan because they wear black-- WTF?!

--people who like anime MUST be nerds-- If this is true,3/4 of the teenage population here are nerds.Does that make any sense to you?

--All blonds MUST be stupid-- I'm not blond,blond Singaporeans are quite rare,but still.(I am not Singaporean, but I told you that I was random.)

--people who like vampires MUST be insane-- Is it a crime to like certain things?I like popsicles. Am I insane? (Well, actually, I'm not so sure, but that's besides the point)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you would rather have a painting you created be displayed in a small gallery than perform onstage with Beyonce, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long copy and paste this to make it even longer

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING. BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH. OR DUMPING YOUR GIRL/BOYFRIEND.

BRAVE IS:

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT. ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS. BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE. ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS. KEEP ON LAUGHING.
If you agree, copy and paste into your profile.

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Found this on Sonsasu The Winter Dragon's profile

Subject: Scrabble

This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law)

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Payment by Scarfia reviews
AU Post-TLC Artemis has already discovered the price of his actions, but the question remains what will he have to pay with. Artemis/Holly Companion piece to Price.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,768 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl and the Undercover Operative by BosBaBe reviews
Opal is still at large, and the LEP has reason to believe someone is targeting Artemis at St Bartlebys. They send out a reluctant Holly to deal with the problem. But what she doesn't know, is that something far more sinister awaits her there. A/H & OC/OC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,996 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Holly's Diary by Danceronpointe reviews
After the Time Paradox, Holly Short visits Artemis fowl, what happens when minerva and opal come back? who does holly really love? hsxaf summary is bad story is good
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 10,407 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Artemis Fowl: A new beginning by alexcamz1 reviews
Magic has changed Artemis more then anyone ever expected, and with new revelations in Haven, life will never be the same. Based after TLC. Please read and review, it makes me continue! All chapters re-edited, I hope .
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Greek Gods and Fairies by aretiredfowl reviews
Opal Koboi and Kronos start working together, forming a deadly combination. Percy, Annabeth, Holly, and Artemis must band together to save the world. Again. But, with their combined luck and hormones, complications ensue.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,253 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Artemis F., Percy J. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: Alpha by The Director of words reviews
With his new magic Artemis must go beyond this world to stop the destruction and mayhem of beings from another world. Set after Lost Colony. A lot of A/H in later chapters. COMPLETE although i might still edit it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,822 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Dancing In The Rain by zelovelyone reviews
Formerly known as "Dance?". Summary: Holly comes to stay at Fowl Manor. Minerva pays a surprise visit. And Arty is caught smack in the middle of everything. Do people ever get the meaning of vacation? A/H. After TTP. A little OOC. Taken down for re-write.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Black Roses by Anna Scathach reviews
Whoever would have flown over Haven City's large apartment area that day, would have seen an elf in a combat suit alone in her apartment, her silent tears spilling onto the wooden floor... AH oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
A Viral Virus by Artemis Fowl II reviews
The fourth installment in my 'Fairy Project' series, artemis has to make a long journey with his friends, slight AxH, no minerva, may contain No.1, is set after lost colony but in my own universe!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,144 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Dying Makes You Think by The-Big-Wamp-Rat reviews
Artemis always seems to have a stroke of luck when it is life-threateningly necessary, but what happens when that luck runs out? And is Holly willing to risk everything to save him? TP spoilers; AU; A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,766 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Beep Beep by Artemis Fowl II reviews
Now the first part of 'The Fairy Project' When Artemis jumps out the window with Holly and the two demons, his mobile phone falls through time and space, has some implied HxA but nothing strong.. basically short drabbles from through out time. :COMPLETE:
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Holly and Artemis' night off by pichu610 reviews
This is my very first fanfiction.Its based on the song,"if everyone cared" by NickleBack. i read all the scenes were artemis and holly had their... special moments example:TTP holly kissing artemis .Then i thought, 'hey, why don't i make a songfic'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Snap in your Tea! by Artemis Fowl II reviews
Holly spikes artemis drink, Chaos Ensues, joint venture with 4gVn SoUl, Part B Rated for language and some mild innuendo.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Feline by Olynara Sedai reviews
After being rescued by Holly from a toxic spill, Artemis feels different. He and Holly were covered in sludge, and now they're sprouting tails! Will the others find an antidote before kid and cop become cats?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,440 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 8/29/2006
Cancer by Artemis Fowl II reviews
Now the third part in 'The Fairy Project' Artemis is Dieing, Holly comforts him. Sequal to 'can a message come between friends' but is also stand alone. Turning point in 'CAMCBF' series! :COMPLETE:
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Can a message come between Friends? by Artemis Fowl II reviews
Now the second part of 'The Fairy Project' Artemis get his phone back and Holly hears the message she never sent! Then they have to go fight a super smart troll and add onto that dwarf gas... This is not going to be a good trip. Rated for weird cake!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,935 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Fowl Family Files: Nevermore by Xx Artemis Rox mi Sox xX reviews
FILE 2, Sequel to Monster InLaw. Someone is out to the get Artemis but who could it be...? Last chapter out! [This fiction is going for an Orion Award, thank you all for your support]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,004 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007
The Fowl Family Files: Monster InLaw by Xx Artemis Rox mi Sox xX reviews
FILE 1 Tales from the Fowl Family Files. Artemis and Holly are to be wed and nothing is standing in there way... except for Artemis's mother... [HUMOR][ROMANCE] FINAL CHAPTER OUT! Look out for the next fiction in the series, Nevermore.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,969 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007
Sesquipedalophobia by celticfox reviews
Artemis stared. His eyes bugged. He gasped for breath. “Ses... what?” he said, hoping against hope that he had not heard what he thought he heard. A word he didn't know the meaning of! The horrors! Such a thing had not occurred since first grade!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Saint Patrick's Day by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
You mean to tell me that I've been wearing THIS all day' Holly has a little fun with a certain Mud Boy on March 17. AH in later chapters, friendfluff in the first.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
ReEducation by Morange reviews
After the events in 'The Lost Colony' the far reaching consequences of Artemis' new magic begin to appear. Artemis must learn to control magic which will display itself. a Harry Potter crossover. DEAD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/10/2006
Welcome to Artemis's World! by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
Drabbles of various types, some of which will involve Artemis getting sugarhigh! AH in some of the drabbles.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006
Shamrock by Stradivari reviews
Not every game is black and white. And chess is a game of war which has no patriots. A game of life and inevitably, sacrifices.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Hold Me by methionine reviews
Note: This story will never be finished. AH 3 years after EC, Holly is sent to check on Artemis and finds him committing suicide. She takes him to Haven and a friendship blooms, but what happens when Artemis' life gets tossed on the balance? T for swears.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Desperation by Redwren reviews
Artemis and Holly are trapped in a virtual world and must play and win a game in order to leave. Will they survive?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl: The Above Ground Mystery by Bubbly Hooplah reviews
Not the best title... this was written for fun, and my friends liked it. When Arty and the Butlers find an LEP officer almost dead in the snow, what disasters can befall? R&R. First fic. Flames welcome!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,122 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004
12 days of fowl Christmas by ArtyFowl05 reviews
1st fic! The crew are going caroling... Plz. RR! I've taken care of the format. Sorry 'bout that!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2003
Malasha's Evil Basement Talk Show by QueenTigris reviews
You know, I only just realized that I am sort of parodying my own fic. Weird. Anyone who read 'Crouching Secrets, Hidden Memories' will know Belle who happens to come into this fic. Weird and random humor, lots of plushies, and also a tuna sandwhich.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2003
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Going Down Way Down reviews
I know I suck at titles, but oh well. This is a story of when the AF gang is thrust into the underwater metropolis of Rapture. I made it around the time in between The Time Paradox and The Atlantis Complex, as well as just about around the time of the original Bioshock. Rated for some gruesome-ness later on. Enjoy.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Artemis F., Big Daddy
Amnesia reviews
An elf awakens in a LEP holding cell without memory of anything at all. Holly, feeling bad, tries to assist the helpless elf try to survive in Haven. Soon, the memories begin to re-awaken within him, but he wonders if he should even reveal his identity or not... Rated for possible cursing, action, gore, etcetera.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Change reviews
Artemis goes through a change. Physically and Mentally. Rated M for violence and language; I don't do lemons.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The GlaDOS Paradox reviews
GlaDOS had a revelation with Chell, but there is a possibility she might just revert back... And when you throw a boy genius, and an elf with a quick trigger finger into the mix, things go haywire. And maybe a moron returns. Rated M for Safety.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Portal - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Artemis F., GLaDOS
Artemis's Zombie Survival Guide reviews
When there's a mix-up of chemicals, there's an infection spreading that just might be the end of our heroes... Can the gang put an end to the Zombie Apocalypse? Rated for fighting scenes, language, and possible happenings in the later chapters...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Whose Line Is It Artemis reviews
Okay, so I made an irish drinking song story to fit in with Artemis Fowl. Rated T for language.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Artemis F., Mulch D. - Complete
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