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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14712 - Favs: 12,287 - Follows: 5,603 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8281 - Favs: 7,915 - Follows: 7,794 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14831 - Favs: 7,644 - Follows: 7,010 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Misadventures of Daisy and Swirl by m81170 reviews
"Daisy bit her lip and nodded, trying hard not to audibly moan. The way Swirl wielded his hammer rendered her speechless." For the moments that boring, young geeks and social pariahs share - snapshots from Swirl and Daisy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 9013 - Favs: 5,995 - Follows: 3,519 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7511 - Favs: 10,658 - Follows: 5,869 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,718 - Reviews: 2931 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3892 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Of Kith and Kin by Chicklette reviews
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." -Nat King Cole. This story is about that. AH, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,113 - Reviews: 3949 - Favs: 3,578 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5461 - Favs: 6,728 - Follows: 5,221 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3646 - Favs: 4,469 - Follows: 4,538 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5072 - Favs: 6,143 - Follows: 3,778 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Eric Yorkie, The Van Helsing of Forks by duskwatcher2153 reviews
"My name is Eric Yorkie and I possess knowledge that will change the world as we know it: Edward Cullen is a VAMPIRE!" This is Eric's POV of the events of Book 1 and remarkably, it stays within canon. A humorous look at Twilight from the eyes of Forks' most lovable geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,433 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Eric, Rosalie - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3565 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Random JasperEdward oneshots by Pastiche Pen reviews
New Entry #4: The Kinsey Scale: Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles. AH. Funny porn, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,952 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14339 - Favs: 15,775 - Follows: 8,429 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Where the Road Leads You by intheclosetcontest reviews
Jasper prefers living the life of a gypsy, traveling from town to town, nothing and no one to tie him down. Until he visits Seattle… and finds a reason to stay.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,872 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Science is an Art Form by intheclosetcontest reviews
An awkward scientist and a wild artist. It's said that opposites attract, but Edward has some trouble proving his theory. A woebegone account of wooing gone amiss. AH – AwkWard - Warning: Gratuitous use of suspenders.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Kinsey Scale by intheclosetcontest reviews
Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Emotive & Divination by DragonsExist reviews
After a century of instant gratification, I found self-discipline… challenging." --Jasper Hale
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6222 - Favs: 5,384 - Follows: 5,369 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5374 - Favs: 6,983 - Follows: 3,364 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Northman's Off Rivington by Zigster reviews
One night while Sookie is bar hopping with some friends on the Lower East of New York City she runs into, literally, a towering mystery of a man. AU - AH. Eric/Sookie
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5956 - Favs: 9,914 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Just a Flesh Wound by Zigster reviews
The need for a band-aid can cause a crush. Edward cuts his finger, and a strange, overenthusiastic boy offers to help. Entry for the AwkWard contest. AH/AU Hookahs and spit-takes abound.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Paper Flower by einfach mich reviews
Edward is a high-priced escort about to take on a new client. He has no idea that the woman he's about to meet is going to change everything. AU AH Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
May and His December by Oxymoronic8 reviews
Years ago, Alice had a vision: Edward would find a mate at Christmas. After decades of trying to dissuade his meddling family by bringing home the vilest girls he can find, Edward happens upon a bitter old woman & awakens to what could've been.AU;OOC;O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Rabbit by Zigster reviews
Entry for the Slash/Backslash one-shot contest. Jasper is a cardsharp who knows his strengths and never lets down his guard. Edward is the rabbit that gets paired with him for a one-on-one game of cards. You decide who gets played.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2557 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 346 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Masque of the Red Death by delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
We Were Nomads, Bathed in Concrete by Oxymoronic8 reviews
She left before her time. Four years later, he can't let go of what he never had. Oneshot. B/E. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 123 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Metamorphosis by teacupsNmints reviews
Edward is a lost soul at Forks College, admiring Rosalie Hale from afar and just trying to make it through the day without being beat up. One quirky girl shows up and turns his whole world upside down. An entry in the Parkaward One-Shot Contest. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 3,355 - Follows: 676 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5637 - Favs: 5,163 - Follows: 4,540 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beauty Shining in Company with the Celestial Forms by Minisinoo reviews
When Edward rebelled against Carlisle's way of life in 1927, what changed his mind and sent him back in 1931? With a side-serving of White Sox-Cubs rivalry, Camels, Plato and mobsters. Written for the 2008 LGBT fic fest. Non-explicit gay themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,611 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete