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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I'm pretty much the bee's knees. It's what I do.

Please don't rip shit off. People do notice and it's pretty uncool. Thanks.

The links for the two songs from Chapter 9 of Place Your Bets are listed below. The first is the song that Jasper is playing when Edward pulls up, and the second is the song that Jasper hears while they're talking.



You ABSOLUTELY must listen to them while reading the chapter, or else don't fucking read it, because you've just defeated the purpose.

I have absolutely no idea what's going to happen with PYB. It's kind of on an extended hiatus, but I still hold out hope that it'll get finished. Thanks for all your kind words.

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Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5722 - Favs: 5,443 - Follows: 4,731 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Paging Dr Love by Debussy-This reviews
Bella Swan, a resident, is struggling with the realities of a medical career when she mets attending Dr. Edward Masen, a real life Dr. Love. Can he save her from her own self doubt? AU Human, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,843 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
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Place Your Bets reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Will Work Fer Smut reviews
NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 237 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete