Caz Dowse
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Joined 10-03-08, id: 1707051, Profile Updated: 08-13-11
Author has written 10 stories for South Park.

Hi, I'm Caz, I'm 28, and I support Newcastle United (stop laughing). What else are you supposed to put on these things?

I found this site by accident, and it inspired me to start attempting to write again. All your lovely reviews, and the fact that people seem interested in my stories, have definitely given me more confidence than I used to have. I enjoy writing comedy, that's what I would like to do.

I have written 6 stories (well, actually 5 and a bit, Life is unfinished and may remain that way), and I have other ideas bubbling around my overactive brain, so who knows?

I LOVE South Park. I can't emphasise that enough! My favourite characters are Butters, Kyle and Cartman, and my favourite episode (so far) is Quest for Ratings. My favourite South Park moment is Kenny singing Bocelli in Quintuplets - it has me in stitches every time I see it!

My favourite het pairings are Stendy, Kybe, Candy

My favourite slash pairings are Kyman and some Style (a few Style fics are way too over the top).

My favourite fics are currently My Brother's Keeper, by Sifl Senpai - very very funny, check it out if you can find it, and All Down Hill From Here, by Doomed Orange Parka - I can't wait to see what happens in that one! Another one that I'm enjoying is Internal Bleeding, by Mistress Cartman - she's a great writer, and the fic features Kyle Schwartz!

Another of my favourites is Red Dwarf, and I want to write a fic for that (if it's on here), although I hope there's no Lister/Rimmer slash, because that's just wrong.

If you are a gay fish, cut and paste this into your profile.

BOOM BABY!!

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Calvin and Hobbes II: Lost at Sea REWRITTEN by garfieldodie reviews
A rewritten version of Swing123's original fanfic. Calvin and Hobbes find themselves dragged along on a fishing trip by Calvin's dad, which is only compounded when they get lost at sea on a cruise ship. COMPLETE!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,998 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Calvin, Hobbes, OC - Complete
Looking to the Future by garfieldodie reviews
In tribute to Rik Mayall. Richie and Eddie observe the funeral from afar, and it brings up the question they've been avoiding: what are they going to do now? Comes with the usual profanity. It wouldn't be 'Bottom' without it.
Bottom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Complete
Calvin and Hobbes: the Series SEASON FIVE: Part II by garfieldodie reviews
current episode: BLACK RAIN The long awaited season finale of Season Five... COMPLETE!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,522 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Complete
The Owner's Guide to Bane by Mela Sunstrong reviews
If you've ever been interested in adopting your very own Bane into your household, this comprehensive guide will answer all your questions!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Bane
Fourteen Moons by Mela Sunstrong reviews
Set during Marooned, this is Cat and Kryten's side of the story and their search for their missing companions. Kryten gives vanity a spin, while the Cat learns to fly.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,545 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Kryten, Cat - Complete
Should New Year's Parties Be Forgot by officerbuttbaby reviews
Clyde, Token and Craig try to remember what happened last night. South Park Yule gift for fallinglikeflying.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,871 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Rimmerworld Redux by garfieldodie reviews
AU. Lister insists on a rather dangerous mission of boarding a disintegrating simulant ship, only to get the crew cornered by a rogue simulant. Rimmer has a chance to save them, but it turns out his heart condition is worse than they thought... Complete!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,865 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by Sifl-senpai reviews
REVAMPED: Eric Cartman is actually Kyle Broflovski's brother! Wait, is "Cartman" even his name anymore? Written before Scott Tenorman's return came out. T for language only. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,415 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Bad Wolf Bay by Ammundaea reviews
As she watched the last scraps of blue fade away, she felt his arm brush the side of her jacket; felt long, warm fingers slip between hers.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
The formula of madness by camomilehottea reviews
A dark look into Cartman's mind.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
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Stan Of The Dead reviews
Stan's having a bad time. Wendy's dumped him and he's failing at school. But that turns out to be the least of his problems! It's all part of growing up in South Park!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Mirror Image reviews
One of the boys gets into trouble when he crosses into a parallel world, but thats nothing compared to what the other boys have to deal with when something - or someone - from that world crosses over into ours!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Girl Trouble reviews
Our poor boys...Stan's been dumped by his girl, Kyle's got an interesting new girl, Cartman would like any girl and Kenny, um, is a girl. Read on and all will be explained! Multi chaptered fic. Epilogue now up!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,037 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
The Return Of Mysterion reviews
I couldn't just stand by and watch South Park sliding back into the gutter." Mysterion's back, and The Coon ain't happy. Is South Park big enough for both of them?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Revenge Au Trois reviews
Trent Boyette is back for revenge on the boys - and this time he's not alone...Rated T for language. Please don't judge by crappy title, okay! Final chapter up!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,341 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Just An Average Night At Willie's reviews
This is what happens on a normal night in South Park at Whistlin' Willies - there are multiple pairings, including KennyxWendy, KylexBebe, and PipxDamien, amongst others...Kenny's POV - final chapter up!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Bad Day reviews
Kyle comes home to find Stan waiting in his room, but everything is not as it seems - oneshot. Sorry Slash fans, this isn't a Style, it's more of an anti-Style. Rated T for violence and language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Life reviews
Cartman gets a look at the future in this mash up of South Park and A Christmas Carol - a brand new multi chaptered fic! Chapter 2 up!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M.
Message In A Bottle reviews
I'm sorry, but I had to do it. I had no choice. I can't go on in this twisted cycle, loving you, and then hating myself for loving you." Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Eric Cartman Must Die reviews
Professor Chaos is back, and he wants the ultimate revenge on Cartman...Final Chapter up!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,077 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete