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Joined 10-03-08, id: 1707097, Profile Updated: 01-29-11
Author has written 7 stories for One Piece.

Status Report:

Kinda dead, will be around later.

A Mild Apology:

I'm not that active on FF.net; for some strange reason, I don't feel like putting stories here unless I've 'finished' them. That's why most of my stuff is on LiveJournal. Therefore, I apologize to any possible people that might actually wait for updates here, because they'll come a lot slower.

Also... I can't remember where I found my icon from. Er... it's just not mine. Somebody else made it.

Random Stuff About Myself:

The following statements may or may not be true, including this sentence:

- Contrary to whatever the nickname may mislead you to think, I am not Swedish. I am not male. I'm not even 'tastic'.

- I am extremely myopic and astigmatic. In other words, I have cruddy vision.

- I like to sleep. A lot.

- Doodling while the teacher is talking seems to occur frequently when I am in the close vicinity of something that can write and anything that can be defaced.

- I have a short attention sp -- OH HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

- I play piano and would fancy being able to play bass guitar.

- I think Portgas D. Ace is awesome because of his hat, because of his freckles, and because of FIRE!

- I also think Smoker is awesome because of his facial expression (or rather expressions, if you count varying degrees of irritation as being different, such as 'annoyed', 'very exasperated', 'severely pissed', or 'DIE, - - - -ER, DIE!').

- Legend of Zelda is made of epic win, in my humble opinion.

- Specifically addressed to Hosio, who doesn't even use this site: I AM NOT CUTE, DARN IT.

- Once upon a time, I had fish and some snails, but they all died of various causes, such as starvation, old age, gluttony, and being a victim of cannibalism.

- For some reason, I enjoy constructive criticism. Well, I suppose it's because there's always room for improvement!

And finally...

- I am a genetic mutant. (Really. I'm not lying!)

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Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour by Lyrical Rawr reviews
Miles desperately needs a way to get rid of an unwanted admirer, and what better way is there than to pretend to date his very male, straight best friend and rival? It sounded so foolproof in his head...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 158,492 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick
Second Division Prohibitions by elvenarchress reviews
Crack!Fic The Whitebeard Pirates draw up a list of 150 things their beloved fire-using younger brother is forbidden from doing…He finds a lot more to do!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Ace - Complete
The Dumb Smile of the Knowing by Maydn reviews
Smoker is not happy about the highly confidential orders to bring a captured Whitebeard Second Division Commander to Impel Down. Shady deals are openly hidden and his darn sense of justice tingles uncomfortably... Smoker/Ace.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,230 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Smoker, Ace
Hooked by TGP reviews
When Jet sees the scar on another refugee's face, he is both appalled and drawn but he can't leave Li alone. Not even when he finds out Li is Fire Nation. Slash Jetko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,272 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Reversal by colordrifter reviews
Even after leaving the world, Ace still has one last task to perform. Oneshot. Warning: SPOILERS for Chapter 574 and beyond. Set after the Whitebeard War.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Ace - Complete
Genetic Flaws by Darkyu reviews
Everyone has big flaws, Smoker understands that, but why does he have to put up with the person who has the worst of them all? Worse! Why does he has to listen to the brat's little brother just to realize how annoyingly alike they can be. SmoAce AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2010 - [Smoker, Ace] [Zoro, Luffy] - Complete
The Navy by VampireApple reviews
Smoker refuses to die or retire.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Smoker - Complete
My Heart, In Segments by Chalupakabra reviews
Berwald is a man left alone, and Peter was a kid left behind. Berwald's not really the perfect dad, Peter's not really innocent anymore, and Tino's not really sure he's ready for something so real. But, maybe... Maybe it's time. -SuFin, foster care AU-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,830 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Rock and Island by auri mynonys reviews
Jet wants the mysterious scarred refugee to be part of his gang - wants it more than he's wanted anything before.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Jet, Zuko
Snapshots by Mystic Dragon reviews
A series of 13 one-shot stories featuring Abe and Mihashi, each story written for a prompt. Later chapters merge together slightly, but can be read as stand alone chapters. Some minor Abe/Mihashi relationship, and a bit on the rest of the team.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,784 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - T. Abe, Ren M. - Complete
Outcast by Angelsaurus reviews
How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,566 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Eromenos by IDespiseTragedy reviews
What if Xanxus, Squalo and the rest of the Varia met in the previous life in Archaic Greece?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,434 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - [Squalo S., Xanxus] - Complete
True Immortality by Aoi24 reviews
Immortality comes in many forms. Marco lives a long life in the shadow of those who came before and persist in order to take him as their student before reaching the end of the journey. COMPLETE.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Marco - Complete
For want of a nail by Aoi24 reviews
A person dies and the world is changed. Dadan and his charges in the years before when they hide deeper than before because there is no-one left to protect them. AU. Character death. Pre-chapter 568 and the full revelation of Dadan. COMPLETE
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Vertrauen by kontraordinaer reviews
SmoAce Ace was an almost pleasant company, when he was drunk.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Ace, Smoker - Complete
Stop and Lock by OnexLostxSoul reviews
Zuko is introduced to an Earth Kingdom method of debt reconciliation. Surprisingly, this method produces some very satisfying results. Jetko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,891 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Life Imperfect by pyrrhicvictoly reviews
Fifty run-on sentences about Gintoki and Katsura getting lost on the road of life because they didn't stop to ask for directions. Or maybe because Katsura is a horrible driver and they can only get so far on Gintoki's scooter. Something like that.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2010 - [Gintoki S., Katsura K./Zura] - Complete
Ocean Avenue by Makiko Igami reviews
Hiruma comes back to Japan after 20 years of absence. MusaHiru, MusaMamo, HiruMamo, and other pairings of various kinds. Ongoing! Chapter 18 is up!
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,326 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Gen T., Hiruma Y.
To Control by melisandre013 reviews
It's 1925 during the Prohibition Era and the old school mobsters. Sanji owns a speakeasy for Don Krieg's bootleg liquor. Sanji resents this, and the opportunity to change it all comes when Roronoa Zoro shows up with an offer. Warning: Yaoi
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,983 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sanji, Zoro
Unspoken agreements by Moya-chan reviews
Impel Down timeline; Smoker grudgingly closes off his sense of justice to save one man he shouldn't want to save. Smoker/Ace pairing, M for future chapters with sex and violence, swearing included. [ON HIATUS]
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,946 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 5/16/2008 - [Smoker, Ace]
Trust is Key: Geico Parody by Lady Emzebel reviews
Whitebeard decides to tell...er...show his newest "son" the way of his crew. Oneshot crackfic, do enjoy.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Ace, Whitebeard - Complete
Spelled With A 'D' It's Nothing But Trouble by hwc reviews
He hates the letter 'D'.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Smoker - Complete
Revolutionary in Reverse by incensedance reviews
AU. Smoker, a police captain in Las Vegas, receives an order to pursue two brothers, Monkey D. Luffy and Portgas D. Ace. But the deeper he goes into a world of conspiracies and secrets, the more he finds the line between black and white becoming blurred.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/6/2009
Their Fated Meeting by wintaer reviews
Kurita probably called it their fated meeting, but Hiruma wasn't the type who believed in crap like that. A short drabble about Hiruma, Kurita and Musashi's first meeting. Rating due only to Hiruma's potty mouth.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Hiruma Y., Gen T. - Complete
Lotuseaters by smokingace reviews
Kanda may be psychologically beyond himself. Lavi is not there to help him this time.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Plus One by Quillslinger reviews
Behind the wheel and wide awake. 8059. Yamamoto/Gokudera.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Connect the Dots by MarshmellowDragon reviews
Ace, Dragon, Garp, Luffy and their dysfunctional family unit. /unfortunately, no longer canon compliant/
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Dragon - Complete
The Dark Knight of GLU by tshapo-chi reviews
When Zoro gets sent back to the States to finish college, a chance encounter with a gorgeous blonde in a dark alley changes his entire life. Either Fate and Karma have decided to have fun at Zoro's expense, or it's just pure bad luck. Yaoi; crack humor
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 184,886 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Lay It Bare by mad half hour reviews
Kanda, reluctant Junior Camp Councilor at Black Order Summer Camp, loses a game of poker to one of Cabin Three’s Councilors and has to go skinny dipping. At the lake, he runs into his Co-Councilor, and finally learns why he refuses to go swimming. Yullen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,660 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Awesomely Epic Chronicles of Squalo and Xanxus by Dreaming Spire reviews
A beautiful, heartwarming tale of how Squalo and Xanxus surmount their relationship of tyrannical boss and whipping boy, and become best friends forever via human trafficking, falling couches, and dead goldfish. Xanxus x Squalo
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Take Me To the Pilot by Nehszriah reviews
The hunt for Teach bring young Ace to Vegas, but does the old Korea vet have more in store than just a kill and run? Spoilers for 440ish
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Ace, Blackbeard - Complete
Emotional Intelligence by Quillslinger reviews
Emotional Intelligence in People Other Than Your Boyfriend. 8059. Yamamoto/Gokudera. The kids are still alright.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2008 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
The Keeper by Quillslinger reviews
A lever and a place to stand. 8059. Yamamoto/Gokudera.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2008 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Laying Siege by Measured reviews
Seventeen years of Soren's life, from hopelessness to happiness. Ike/Soren.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Ike, Soren - Complete
30 Friends: Shinichi and Heiji by Candyland reviews
Friends are forever, even if you want to kick them in the shins...or beat them with a katana. —As Time Goes By: We really have come a long way, haven’t we?—
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,908 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H. - Complete
Old Souls by Fire Tears reviews
Ace observes, and understands, and belongs. Not necessarily in that order. Strawhats, Smoker x Ace
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Smoker, Ace - Complete
where all language ends by Lupin reviews
Sometimes people question Taira's choice to stay in BECK.
Beck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
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X reviews
Noun: 1 the Roman numeral for ten; 2 indicating an unknown, unspecified, or variable factor; 3 indicating an error, choice, or a kiss. AU Smoker/Ace. Rated M for violent themes and coarse language.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,933 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Ace, Smoker
The Justice League reviews
Q: What happens when you toss a bunch of misfit marines together? A: Smoker's crew. And a random narcoleptic pirate who is briefly mentioned at the end, but pay him no mind. He's an idiot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Smoker, Tashigi - Complete
Smobat reviews
The tale of Smoker Wayne, Loguetown's masked vigilante Batman, and his fight against crime in the name of Justice! AU. Smoker/Ace and other pairings, some rather random. Fic should not be taken seriously in any way.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,425 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Smoker, Ace
Tidal reviews
"I suppose people come and go like the tide. They don't stay very long, but they still leave a mark on us." AU. One-shot. Mild Smoker/Ace. Warnings: character death.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Smoker, Ace - Complete
Marine Surveying reviews
Strange interviews with our favourite OP marines. Severe crack. Smoker/Ace.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Ace, Smoker - Complete
Revelations reviews
It's nice knowing that somebody you loved has remained fundamentally the same." Ace reflects on his reunion with Luffy in Alabasta. Drabblish One-shot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Heartburn reviews
Smoker decides to follow a tip Ace gives him about a rogue Devil Fruit user wreaking havoc on a small island on the Grand Line. However, her powers cause some problems for the short-tempered Commodore... SmokerxAce
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Ace, Smoker