Marmaduke
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Joined 10-03-08, id: 1707200, Profile Updated: 10-17-08

I'm a 17 yr old girl (ok, realistically i'm 18, my bday is in two months), live in Spain at the moment, learning spanish on my gap year. Yes, i'm on a gap year, so i'm lucky, i don't have loads of ditracting homework. Not that i'd write anyways, i'm not a good writer. And i couldn't pick up on somedoy elses story, i'd feel bad. Which doesn't stop me from reading TONS of fanfiction stories. Seriously tons, i'd trawled through a load to get to the good ones, and surprisingly there are quite a few worth it. Anyways, started off on here via a link on imdb (i'd never heard of this place before) to a story, loved the story and loved the site. I'm kind of stuck on twilight stories, mainly because the film is comin out soon, and even though it will probably be crap i'm going to see it anyway, so while i'm waiting i'm reading twilight fictions. That's all.

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The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3112 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
East by princesswingnut reviews
."Here's a short list of things that are considered unacceptable behavior at a wedding: screaming. Sobbing uncontrollably. Throwing champagne glasses. Getting in a violent slap-fight with the bride. Strangling the groom." LEAH FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,065 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Leah - Complete
That Thing by Bones365 reviews
Quil reflects on his life with Claire and that thing she always does...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,000 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Boredom by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Renesmee is having a hard time adjusting at her new high school, but Jake is willing to do whatever he can to help her get through the day. Jake/Renesmee. Series of one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,382 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
In a Manner of Speaking by 3547805892627482245 reviews
When did you get muscles?" "When did you get breasts?" It was silent. Had I crossed a line? "Touche." Embry/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,429 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Embry - Complete
Like Mother, Like Daughter by luvnote4u reviews
A surprise is being planned for Renesmee.... Warning: Jacob and Nessie fluff! nominated for "The Breaking Dawn Round" of The Twilight Awards for the following categories: Best Jacob/Renesmee Fic K-T
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,047 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Gold by princesswingnut reviews
Rosalie Hale is a rising star in the 90s New York fashion scene, modeling, partying, trying to figure out what it is that her life is missing. Turns out it’s difficult to tell a vampire from a runway model. Eventual Rosalie/Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,325 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Lullabies by Living Masquerade reviews
But it was his eyes that caught my attention; they were an intense shade of brown; almost chocolaty." Embry/OC imprinting story. What happens when Embry wins over Myra? How will she handle his secret?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,450 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Embry - Complete
Destiny's Call by Katanagirl16 reviews
Love, fluff, angst, all that jazz. Set after Breaking Dawn. Nessie/Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Falling Face Over Feet Is More Graceful, Anyway by thunder skies reviews
It's really sad when I can truthfully say that my period makes me act like a werewolf." Claire suffers a fall, and Quil saves her. Kind of. Quil/Claire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
THAT day by Natalie-taliena reviews
Jacob met Nessie from school as usual, but then things turned in an unexpected direction. oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Figure it Out by thunder skies reviews
“Do you want to hear my theory?” “No.” “Too bad.” Post Breaking Dawn. Jacob and Leah have a talk about imprinting, true love, and other such things. Jacob/Leah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Delicate by Starrika reviews
Things between Quil and Claire had always been delicate.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
When Were You? by lostladyknight reviews
Post Audrey Niffengger's "The Time Traveler's Wife" Alba DeTamble thinks about what it means to be Chrono-Impaired and how it effects a person's grip on the "now."
Time Traveler's Wife - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Slapjack by Amelia Bedelia reviews
While playing a friendly game of slapjack, Claire and Quil are interrupted by Embry's important announcement - something that takes Claire and Quil's relationship to a whole new level. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
As Bella Sleeps by blondie AKA robin reviews
A Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Easy to Love by unorthodox yo-yo reviews
Oneshot. Claire finds out why Quil is the best friend any nine year old girl could ask for.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Foresight by forever118 reviews
The beginning of a beautiful relationship: Quil's mind just before he meets Claire.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Puppy Love by Tranquie reviews
I always thought Quil and Claire love story was very cute. I thought to make my own adaptation.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
It's Not Funny by n.a.y.a.z reviews
George returns home to the Burrow after the Hogwarts Battle to find that nothing will ever be the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Naked WolfBoys of La Push by sillybella reviews
I couldn’t help wondering about the werewolves’ clothes – or lack of them since they are always bursting out of them. I’ve been promised that the answer will be in Eclipse, so I figured I better hurry and write this before my hopes for naked wolfboys are
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Diamond in the Rough by kajibot reviews
[rated for sexual content] They aren't really meant to be lovers... but sometimes they forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/26/2007
Unexpected Obstacles by kajibot reviews
What if Edward already had a girlfriend when Bella stepped into Forks High School that first day? If he didn't have that irresistable attraction for her blood... would he still notice her? Because she's definately noticed him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
I Love The Way You Hate Me by n.a.y.a.z reviews
“Why did you do that?” I asked. “Get me away from them, I mean. Wasn’t that what you would have wanted?”He frowned and looked at me. “Let’s get one thing straight, Granger,” he said. “I hate you.”“Then why did you do what you did?” I asked again. r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Jasper in Gym by LindaRoo reviews
A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
For you, My Love by kajibot reviews
Their love was clearly invincible. Nothing could ever come between them, not even death. So, what happens when one day, Edward learns that no matter what he does, he cannot save her. Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete