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Hello all. I am unique.normality but you can call me Uni. Old Windy have joined together to write. We've written 'Letters' together ((in Windy's profile)) and then we decided to try a different writing style. For the past forever, we've been writing stories ((some canon some... not so)) and we've been doing it on an instant messenger ((AIM and Gmail, for you nosey-bugs)). It's been a lot o' fun and I'm totally addicted to her... you know... like drugs. Anyhoo. I hope you lot have as much fun reading these as we did writing them. Um... if you have any questions just ask... you know like our story ideas... my favorite word ((predicament and the world for 'umbrella' in spanish))... or... my favorite bands ((Butch Walker and Garbage)). So... off you go into the mysterious world that is Our Heads ((which might be a place but you have to have a ducky umbrella to get in)).

Hey all. I’m Wind In The Trees. Uni and I have been writing together for the last few months. Most of you know our baby Letters. We have been using gmail and AIM to write some very fun and great stories. We are going to post most of our new stuff here so we don’t have to go back and forth trying to have the other know what’s going on. We both act like crack heads but only she is. : o )

Quotes that make us smile, laugh or think:

- - - 12 Angry Men - - -

#10: Bright? He's a common ignorant slob. He don't even speak good English.

#11: Doesn't even speak good English.

#7: You a Yankee fan?

#5: No, Milwaukee.

#7: Milwaukee? That's like being hit in the head with a crow bar once a day.

- - - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone - - -

Hermione: You're a great wizard, Harry, you really are.

Harry: Not as good as you.

Hermione: Me? Books and cleverness... There are more important things, like friendship and bravery. And Harry - just be careful.

Hermione: Has anyone seen a toad? A boy named Neville has lost one. sees Ron attempting magic Oh, you're doing magic? Let's see then.

Ron: Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid, fat rat yellow.

Hermione: Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, not very good is it? Of course I've only tried a few simple ones myself, but they've all worked for me. For Example, sits in front of Harry Oculus Reparo waves wand

Hermione:That's better, isn't it. Holy cricket, you're Harry Potter! I'm Hermione Granger and... you are?

Ron: muffled I'm Ron Weasley.

Hermione: Pleasure. You two better change into robes, I expect we'll be arriving soon. leaves, but turns around to face RonYou've got dirt on your nose, by the way... Did you know? Just there...

Hermione: Now I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another brilliant idea to get us killed... or worse... EXPELLED.

Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities.

- - - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - - -

Ron: Why spiders? Why can't it be "follow the butterflies"?!


- - - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - - -

Ron: Waking up from a bad dream; sleepily Sp-sp-sp-spiders! I don't wanna, I don't want- They want me to tap dance! I don't wanna tap dance!

Harry: amused You tell those spiders, Ron.

Ron: nodding Yeah, I'll tell 'em, I'll tell 'em, tell 'em. Instantly falls asleep again

- - - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - - -

Ron Weasley: Discussing Krum at the World Cup There's no one like Krum!

Fred/George: Krum?! Dumb Krum?!

Ron Weasley: He's like a bird the way he rides the wind!

Ron Weasley: He's more than an athlete, he's an artist!

Ginny Weasley: I think you're in love, Ron!

Ron Weasley: Shut up, Ginny!

Fred/George: Singing: Viktor I love you! Viktor I do-

Others: Begin to sing as well When we're apart, my heart beats only for you...

Professor McGonagall: The house of Godric Gryffindor has been a beacon in the wizarding world for nearly ten centuries, and I will not have you besmirching it in one night by acting like a bumbling, babbling band of baboons.

George/Fred: to each other Try saying that five times fast. together Bumbling, babbling band of baboons! Bumbling, babbling band of baboons! Bumbling... Both walk off

- - - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - - -

Hagrid: Dumbledore sent me to parley with the giants.

Hermione: The giants?! You found them?

Hagrid: Well, they're not that hard to find, to be perfectly honest. They're so big, you see.

Harry: I've been thinking about something Dumbledore said to me.

Hermione: What's that?

Harry: That even though we got a fight ahead of us, we've got one thing that Voldemort doesn't have.

Ron: Yeah?

Harry: Something worth fighting for.

- - - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - - -

Hermione: Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.

Severus Snape: Do you remember me telling you we were practicising non-verbal spells, Potter?

Harry Potter: Yes.

Snape: Yes, Sir.

Harry: There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor.

Ginny Weasley: Three dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it's true you've got a hippogriff tatooed across your chest.

Harry Potter: What did you tell her?

Ginny Weasley: I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail. Much more macho.

Harry Potter: Thanks, and what did you tell her Ron's got?

Ginny Weasley: A Pygmy Puff, but I didn't say where.

Narrator: Harry looked around; there was Ginny running towards him; she had a hard, blazing look in her face as she threw her arms around him. And without thinking, without planning it, without worrying about the fact that fifty people were watching, Harry kissed her. Harry looked around and saw Ron.

RonShrugging his shoulders:"Well, if you must..."

Professor Trelawney: Everything went pitch-black and the next thing knew I was being hurled headfirst out of the room!

Harry Potter: And you didn't see that coming?

Professor Trelawney: No, as I say it was pitch- Glares at Harry angrily

Harry Potter: We're nearly there...I can Apparate us both back...don't worry...

Albus Dumbledore: I am not worried, Harry. I am with you.

Harry Potter: Ginny, listen... I can't be involved with you anymore. We've got to stop seeing each other. We can't be together.

Ginny Weasley: It's for some stupid, noble reason, isn't it?

Mrs WeasleyTalking about Bill after being bitten by Greyback Of course, it doesn't matter how he looks...It's not r-really important... but he was a very handsome little b-boy... always very handsome... and he was g-going to be married!

Fleur Delacour: And what do you mean by zat? What do you mean, 'e was going to be married?

Mrs Weasley: Well - only that-

Fleur Delacour: You theenk Bill vill not wish to marry me anymore? You theenk, because of zees bites, he vill not love me?

Mrs Weasley: No, that's not what I -

Fleur Delacour: Because 'e vill! It would take more zan a werewolf to stop Bill loving me!

Remus Lupin: I am not being ridiculous. Tonks deserves somebody young and whole.

Mr Weasley: But she wants you. And after all, Remus, young and whole men do not necessarily remain so.

- - - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - - -

Hermione: Punching Ron after each word You - complete - arse - Ronald - Weasley!

Hermione: Punching Ron after each word You - crawl - back - here - after - weeks - and - weeks - oh, where's my wand?

Viktor: Vot is the point of being an international Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are taken?

Molly Weasley: After Bellatrix aims a Killing Curse at Ginny NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!

- - - Evolution - - -

Dr. Allison Reed: What are you gonna do?

Dr. Paulson: We might have to amputate.

Harry Block: WHOA, DOC! DON'T TAKE MY LEG! Ira, don't let them take my leg--

Ira Kane: Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete.

Nurse Tate: Doctor, look!

Dr. Paulson: It's headed for his testicles.


- - - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - - -

Veruca Salt: Let's be friends.

Violet Beauregarde: Best friends.

both turn away, obviously hating each other

Violet Beauregarde: after stretching into a pretzel shape Look mother, I'm much more flexible now.

Mrs. Beauregarde: disapprovingly Yes, but you're blue.

- - - Grey's Anatomy - - -

Richard: (Speaking to Christina) Going through all the forms I noticed you didn't hand yours in.

Christina: No sir.

Richard: I need you to. The hospital is still liable even though Dr. Burke isn't here. (Christina walks forward to the table to fill out her form)

Christina: There my sexual relationship ..Preston Burke..on paper satisfied?

Richard: I know this is difficult for you.

Christina: It is not difficult sir..it is simple. Burke is not here. He's gone and he's the better for it. He's winning the Harper Avery award and being celebrated all over the world. That is not difficult. He's out there and I'm here where everything is the same. I still live in his apartment, I walk the same halls of this hospital, I wear the same scrubs. It is not difficult. This is where I chose to be. But sir when his hand was shaking I performed the surgeries, I kept his secrets, I nursed his pride.. you know it and I know it, and he knows it. HE KNOWS IT and yet nowhere in that newspaper article does my name appear. I am the unseen hand to his brilliance. (She turns away to wipe away her tears) Excuse me..and yet while everything is the same it is very, very different. Now I'm lucky if I get to hold a clamp. Hahn treats me like...I was his hand and now I'm a ghost. That is not difficult... it's unbearable. Everybody is proud of him... but I'm not... I do not wish him well.(She leaves the room)

- - - Quotes about writing - - -

There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein. ~Walter Wellesley "Red" Smith

Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. ~E.L. Doctorow

A word is not the same with one writer as with another. One tears it from his guts. The other pulls it out of his overcoat pocket. ~Charles Peguy

Ink and paper are sometimes passionate lovers, oftentimes brother and sister, and occasionally mortal enemies. ~Emme Woodhull-Bäche

Just fun quotes from people we know:

"You can grow flowers from where dirt used to me."

"A family of freaks is better than no family at all."

"The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly who you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly,pretty, handsome, what have you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with."

"you're too damn cool for your own good"

"Ew, what did I just put my foot in?"

"It's not the face, but the expressions on it. It's not the voice, but what you say. It's not how you look in that body, but the things you do with it."

"Don't go to jail, it's not fun."

"I know a guy who bought a car out of the papers and ten years later, bam! herpes."

"I Drink Your Milkshake""

"Should I be an actor?"

"What kind?"

"Porn Star"

"Oh my god, tell him he's in the midsts of a deep homosexual panic!"

"Whats white, black, and red all over? A zebra on I-75."

"Your sibling, after all, is the only other person in the world who understands how fucked up your parents made you."

"Serenity now, insanity later"

"Cool as hell like email but still timeless like a letter"

" And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV"

"It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more."

"To the world, you are one person. To one person, you are the world."

"i meet a guy and im like, hmm, but would he barf slugs for me?"

"Look after my heart - I left it with you."


"You only have to be killed once"

"Never attack a drunk guy with a gun."

"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid."

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Blood War reviews
A war was fought over blood but after the war small battles are fought everyday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Andromeda T., Narcissa M. - Complete
Growing Up reviews
Sometimes as a father Ron didn't like what his daughter did. Dating Scorpius Malfoy was on the top of that list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Come Morning reviews
The night after the war Ron and hermione have some things that they left unfinished. It's time to finish them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Bent But Not Broken reviews
After the war Harry is a broken man. He almost dies from not taking care of himself. One day Ginny can take no more. She steps in a saves the man to saved the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Good Night reviews
Ginny and Harry's first night after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Coming Back Together reviews
Ron and Hermione come back together after pushing each other away. Their children and them forgive and become a family again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete