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Status: Single
Hometown: Downey
Orientation: Straight (as can be):)
Height: 5' 7"
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Religion: Christian
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
Education: High school

A Little Bit About Me:

I just turned 20 and I have brown hair with natural red and blonde highlights and brown eyes that are sometimes green. Lol I don’t completely understand it.

I am a full blown Christian girl and love God and Jesus and the Holy Spirit with all of my heart! I pray all the time.
I absolutely HATE the devil or anything to do with it.

(Personal Beliefs and Values)
I really honestly believe romance and true love is for every one and that it is real.

I have never been kissed and I will be a virgin until I am married.

When I was thirteen I asked my mom to buy me a purity ring and she happily did.

I have never had a boyfriend, :( I want one though. Lol I have had a lot of crushes and butterflies though.

I love kids. I want to be a good mother and wife one day.

I think abortion is wrong. Very wrong it is the same as murder.

I am a big sap I cry every time I read Romeo and Juliet.



I have a bichon frise, I have had her since I was six and she was three when I got her. I recently had to put her down she had cancer and I miss her so. She is my Baby and will always be in my heart until me and her are reunited in Heaven.

Gracie Mae:
Show Name: Blue Eyed Gracie Mae
For my sixteenth birthday my momma bought me a purebred Siberian husky puppy. She’s now 2 . She is Black/White with blue eyes with a cross on her head.

Hannah Lulu:
Show Name: Blue Eyed Hannah Lulu
One of Gracie’s puppies, the one that I kept. Her full name is My little Lucky Hannah Lulu. She is Red/White with blue eyes. She also has a cross on her head. She was the 6th and last pup my little runt. She’s soooo good.

Gracie’s other five pups that have new homes.

1st is Duckie she lives with a marine and his son. Duckie is Black/White with a dome on her head and blue eyes. She was always the smallest even though she was the first born. If I could have kept two I would have kept her also. Her new owner decided to keep her name Duckie.

2nd is Trouble she now lives with a good friend of mine and I know she has a loving home. Trouble is Black/White with a dome on her head and blue eyes. She was always trouble and that’s why her name is Trouble. Her new owner decided to keep her name Trouble.

3rd is Indie Jr. he now lives with a rich family and is very happy. He was the first boy and the biggest. He is a wimp but a big mush ball all the same. He is Red/White with blue eyes. He has a cross on his head. The new owner now calls him Bogo…. Don’t know why. But okay.

4th is Kai Kai he now lives with a marine family and he is now in New York. He is Red/White with blue eyes. He has part of a cross on his head. He is a sweet heart and I miss him but I know he is happy. His new owners kept his name Kai.

5th is Juneau now lives with a sweet man in Iowa she is Black/White with a dome on her head and blue eyes she and Trouble were always getting into trouble. Her new owner kept her name Juneau.

I recently got a new puppy.

Show Name: Air Popped Abby Lynn Boo
She is a bichon and I got her a few weeks after I had to put my other bichon down. Nobody and nothing will ever replace Baby but I needed another little white dog. Her name is Abby because it is Baby’s name scrabbled up and I thought it was cute.


I also have two horses. I ride whenever I can.

Show name: Gina Girl
Gina is an amazing horse she is solid black with a perfect white star on her forehead just like black beauty’s. She is now 19. She is a Quarter Horse and Standardbred. When I first got her she could barely walk let alone trot or canter and she did not have a right lead. I worked hard with her and now she can walk, extended walk, jogging, trot, extended trot, slow lope, lope, canter, and gallop. She is truly spectacular. I was told she could never be a show horse but now I have her competing and winning, even beating her old owners. She shows in trail, western pleasure, English pleasure, hunter/jumper (but she does not jump because of her band front feet.), barrels, poles, and much more. She is an ex-police horse and doesn’t spoke at anything. I have been riding for twelve years and have only fell off once, knock on wood. I was riding Gina at my fist Dressage show and I was posting at the trot along the outside rail when a five or six horse trail that was empty came by it sounded like a gunshot and Gina turned and looked at it. But at the same time I had posted up (which is when I was standing up in the saddle) and when I posted back down my horse wasn’t there. So needless to say my butt hit the dirt and my foot was stuck in the stirrup. Most horses would have ran away and the person would have been dragged. But not Gina she stood still until I kicked my foot out of the stirrup and then she stood in front of my guarding me from the people who ran out into the arena. She was going to bite the gate keeper, she only let my trainer, Amy get too me. Long story short my mom took my to the hospital and Amy took my horse home. I had a slight concussion and by the time I got out of the hospital I needed to go see Gina. I knew she would be worried. Turns out she didn’t want to get in the trailer (which normally she hops right in) and when I got to her she was pacing in her stall. I walked into her pin and she ran over to me and placed her head on my chest. I felt so bad I couldn’t get over to her earlier. Gina is one of my best friends. She is the most amazing horse.

Show Names: Beauty @ Twilight & Lad’s Twilight Silhouette
Twilight is my baby. I have had her since before she was born. Meaning I rode her mother Brandi while she was pregnant with Twilight and I was there when she was born. I asked my mom before Twilight was born is Brandi’s foal was a black filly could I buy her. My mom said, “yeah if she’s a black filly I will consider it.” She never imagined that Twilight would be a solid, pure black filly. Brandi is a bay and grey roan Appaloosa. Little did she know Twi’s dad is a Black bay Arabian. Twilight was born at 12:32 on April 15th 2008. She is like I said solid black and is an Araloosa (Arabian/Appaloosa)
She is now almost four years old and is amazing. Some days. Lol no she is good she is just stubborn. She doesn’t spoke much and she is a beautiful mover and fun to ride. I’m blessed with her.

I am blessed with both of my horses.

I run my dogs, I work out, I hang out with friends and family, and I read and write anytime I can.

(More About Me)
Oh and I am home schooled. I am almost done with school I graduate in May. Praise the Lord!

I am VERY clumsy, Note: I have broken, sprained and twisted and strained something far too many times for me to remember. When I was five I got the top of my ear cut off when I didn’t listen to my mom and got out on her side of the car. She thought I was already out of the car on the passenger side when my Uncle call me and I jumped out of the driver seat right when my mom slammed the door. I got seven stitches and I didn’t even cry. I then broke my wrist when I was six; I was rollerblading and a mean neighbor kid pushed me on the only brick on the block. When I was nine I got my tonsils out and when I was recovering I was hanging upside down on the sofa, flipping through TV stations when I dropped the remote on my nose and broke it. When I was nine and ten I broke my growth plates in my left foot three times on three different occasions. When I was ten one of my best guy friends pushed me down an asphalt hill because he thought it was ‘funny’ and I broke my other wrist. When I was twelve I was walking across my deck at our cabin in the mountains and of course I tripped over the only loose bored and I got my left foot stuck in between the wooden plank and the cement step. My foot was broke in four places and I had to have surgery. Sadly I was laid up and couldn’t move it or walk until I was thirteen a year later. When I was fourteen Twilight broke my nose again. When I was fifteen Twilight broke one of my ribs and bruised the bone in my left wrist. When I was seventeen I got a concussion falling off Gina…read above for more details. When I was still seventeen I tripped over Grace and tore my tendon in my ankle. AND THAT’S JUST NAMING A FEW!

I am deathly afraid of spiders and centipedes blah...:O

I'm just a teen aged girl who LOVES The Twilight Saga. I can't wait until the Breaking Dawn part 2 movie comes out.

I'm Team Edward all the way!! Jacob Zzz no offense to the Team Jacob people...

I hate the idea of any kind of gay or whatever else there is, I think it is wrong.

It should be man and women nothing else. (No offense to people who are. It is just my opinion). Some people I am very close to are gay. My favorite aunt for example. I don’t treat her any different she is still a person. I just don’t agree with it doesn’t mean I hate the people, of course not. Just my personal belief.

I hate racism people are people no matter what and that’s that.

Oh and I love Reviews

Some of my fav quotes from twilight
Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget; it was a hard line to walk. (Bella)
So, you’re the vampire girl. (Emily)
The lion fell in love with the lamb. (Edward)
Take care of my heart I left it with you. (Edward)

Now no order..
.Crash, by Jerry Spinalii
.(Some) Goosebumps
.Horse Novels

:Authors: it’s easier than all the titles.

Jane Austen
Charlotte Bronte
Emily Bronte..Alexandra Adornetto
Katherine Applegate
Jay Asher
Lauren Barnholdt
Judy Blume
'Tim Bowler'
Niki Burnham
Elizabeth Chandler
Susane Colasanti
Suzanne Collins
Andrea Cremer
Carolee Dean
Sarah Dessen
Jenny Downham
Jennifer Echols
Simone Elkeles
Beth Fantaskey
Gayle Forman
Aimee Friedman
Claudia Gray
Sara Gruen
Teri Hall
Steven Herrick
Jennifer R. Hubbard
Amy Huntley
Jennifer Richard Jacobson
'Brain James'
Christine Johnson
Varian Johnson
Lauren Kate
Karen Kincy
Annette Curtis Klause
Will Letch'
Nina Malkin
'C.K. Martin'
Robin McKinley
Laura McNeal
Terra Elan McVoy
Stephenie Meyer
Tricia Mills
Michael Morpurgo
R.A. Nelson
Mara Purnhagen
Tricia Rayburn
Kristopher Reisz
J.K. Rowling
Carrie Ryan
Lisa Schroeder
Samantha Schutz
Jane Smilely
Terry Spear
Daria Snadowsky
Laurie Faria Stolary
Maggie Stiefvater
Kristen Tracy
Rachel Vail
Rachel Vincent
Nancy Werlin
Laura Whitcomb
Sara Zarr

I know I read a lot, sue me. Lol


:Animated Disney Movies:
Alice in Wonderland(both)
Beauty & the Beast
Cars 1&2
Cinderella(all of them)
Emperors New Grove (all of them)
Gnomeo & Juliet
Kim Possible..(All movies and episode)
Lion King(all of them)
Little Mermaid(all of them)
Mulan(all of them)
Oliver and Company
Peter Pan(all of them)
Tarzan (all of them)

:Horse Movies:
.Spirit Stallion of the Cimarron
.Racing Stripes
.Red Furry

.How to Train You Dragon
.Water for Elephants
.Harry Potter(all of them)
.Twilight(all of them)
.Free Willy(all of them)
.Old Yeller
.Eight Below
.Snow Dogs
.Mrs. Doubtfire
.Journey to the Center of the Earth
.The Mummy(all of them)
.Jack and Jill
.Jeepers Creepers
.Final Destination(all of them)
.Karate Kid..(The new one)
.Soul Surfer
.Little Vampire
.Tremors(all of them)
.Sherk(all of the)
.National Lampoons Vacations
.Lizzie McGuire...Italy
.Raise Your Voice
.Cadet Kelly

My Favorite TV Shows/Cartoons


Lizzie McGuire
Phil of the Future
Hannah Montana
Suite Life
Good Luck Charlie
Kim Possible
Phineas and Ferbs


Wild Thornberry's
Spongebob Squarepants
Fairly Odd Parents
Jimmy Neutron
Amanda Show
Drake and Josh
I Carly
Catlin's Way
Danny Phantom..
Avatar the Last Airbender
Zoey 101

George Lopez
Full House
General Hospital
& I watch a lot game shows with my mom

All kinds of music from Alternative to Pop to Rock to just instrumentals to country. I love to play the piano it’s so fun.

Favorite 5 Foods:


Favorite 5 Drinks:

Sweet Tea
Root Beer

Favorite 5 Colors:

Bright Pink

Favorite 5 Animal:

I love horses and dogs the most.

Favorite 5 Actor/Actress:

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart…….plus they love and belong to each other.
Chris Pine
Anne Hathaway
Adam Sandler
Josh Huncherson

Twilight Section

You have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on your
profile if you have it too.

"An Apple a Day keeps the doctor away; But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit"

Team Edward all the way!!

Cause Jacob wishes he could sparkle in the sun.

Proud to be a brunette

Edward prefers brunettes.
Take that Blondes

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When a Volvo drives through town
I promise to obey traffic laws
Of course for Charlie's sake
And whenever a wolf howls,
I promise to remember Jake
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

30 Things I have learned from Twilight

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

10 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen

10. Buy him a Team Jacob t-shirt.
9. Picture yourself naked.
8. Buy him a dog named Jacob.
7. Paint his room pink.
6. Sing "Barbie Girl" in your head over and over.
5. Invite him to go cliff diving in La Push, then say, "Oh, I forgot. You're not allowed in La Push. Oh, well. Come on, Bella."
4. Tell him Bella told you that she likes her men buff and then point out that Jacob is buffer than him.
3. Get all the werewolves to wear his clothes, then put them back so when he goes to put on his clothes, they all smell like werewolves.
2. Think about the time Bella made out with Jacob.
1. Ride motorcycles with Bella, then when he stops you, say, "But Jacob would have let us ride them." Then point out the double meaning in those words you just said.

10 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black

10. Remind him that Bella picked Edward.
9. Remind him what Bella and Edward did on their honeymoon.
8. Tell him how Renesmee was conceived in full detail.
7. Buy him a Team Edward t-shirt.
6. Tell him that when Bella kissed him, she was intoxicated by Edward's presence so she didn't know what she was doing.
5. Tell him Bella likes her men pale and cold.
4. When he does something wrong, roll up a newspaper and say, "Bad dog!"
3. Pick up a stick, throw it, and yell, "Fetch!"
2. If he fetches the stick, pet his head and say, "Good doggie!" If he doesn't, smack his nose with the rolled up newspaper and say, "Bad doggie!"
1. Give him a pooper scooper for his birthday.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.
(Hey I write fan fiction and it gets annoying when the stupid red light comes on under the word every other paragraph!)

Copy and Paste this if you wish you could LaPUSH Jacob of the cliff!!

Copy and paste this if you believe in love at first sight.
(I do not that it’s happened to me but I still believe there is.)

Copy and paste this if you have ever had a dream that you were making out with Edward Cullen.
(Yes and I am always woke up.)

Copy and paste if you think Jacob probably has flees.
(Giant ones!)

If you’re so addicted to fanfiction that you can't get to sleep at night because your mind is going on with the story your writing or reading copy and paste in profile
(Sadly *sighs*)

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
(Yes and I hope to find him soon.)

If you have ever had the Edward/Jacob argument with someone, copy this to your profile
(More than once.)

If Robert Pattinson as Edward made you swoon, copy this to your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
(Yes and then I threw my book and there is a hole in the wall behind my bedroom door to prove it.)

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.
(Yes and other books my mom gets upset when I read that late though. But I just can’t put the book down. )

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.
(Oh Yes)

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite? IDK I can’t pick I like them all for different reasons… But if you’re going to make me pick I would have to say Breaking Dawn

How long did it take you to read the books? Four Days

Who introduced you to the books? My BFF’s Yvonne & Jazmin

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? My mom took me because I kept bugging her because my friends were bugging me to read them.


Who is your favorite character? Ahhhh! That’s a tuffy… Other than Edward & Bella…..I love Renesmee!

Who's your favorite male vampire? (Other Than Edward) Jasper

Who's your favorite female vampire? Alice

Who is your favorite werewolf? Seth

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? Too many to pick from. I do like this one. (“Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget.”)

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? Well pretty much everything. But you’re gonna make me choice. (When Bella and Edward go hunting for the first time together and she wants him more than blood!)

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? Only when she punched him not before. lol

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? Um maybe their reunion in New Moon or pre-wedding sisterly love.

What was your favorite adventure/battle? The Race To Save Edward or The Volturi battle in Breaking Dawn.

Which book cover was your favorite? Twilight

Are these books among your favorite books of all? Of Course!

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon? Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight? Twilight

New Moon Movie or the Eclipse Movie? Eclipse Movie

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? EDWARD!!!!

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward? ...wait they’re a package deal!...fine Edward

Bella or Jacob? Bella

Bella or Alice? …Ahhh! Not fair um um….Bella

Alice or Jacob? Alice

Rosalie or Alice? Alice

Jasper or Alice? Alice

Jasper or Edward? Edward

Carlisle or Esme? Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper? Jasper

Emmett or Jacob? Emmett

Bella or Rosalie? Bella

Esme or Charlie? Charlie

Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle

Charlie or Billy? Charlie

Jacob or Sam? Jacob

Sam or Quil? Quil

Quil or Embry? Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires? Vampires of course!

Rosalie or Tanya? For What?! Witch Tanya, Blonde Rosalie.


Tyler or Eric? Tyler

Eric or Mike? Mike… he makes for a better F&F story.

Team Jacob or Team Edward? TEAM EDWARD!!!!!!!

Porsche or Volvo? Volvo

'55 Chevy or Volvo? Volvo

Movie or Book? Umm Books

Bella and Edward or Bella and Jacob? EDWARD & BELLA!!!!!!!!

Bella's Lullaby or Esme's Favorite? Bella’s Lullaby

Funny Randoms

19 things to do at Wal-Mart:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list!

Only in America

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

I guess that just shows how much we think...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?! Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What the fuck can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
(Note the numerous pasted somethings below)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
(I really shouldn’t say)

If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.
(Like above I shouldn’t say)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.
(Sadly a lot and then I feel dumb)

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
(That above or I run into it!)

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
(*sighs* Just read above)

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
(Too many time to count. I have broken my big toes tripping up the stairs and also at another time I broke my left foot in four places tripping up stairs and ended up having to have surgery!)

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.
(My friends call me Bella because I fall, trip, etc.….*sigh*)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile
(Have you not seen the above and below.)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
(Oh my gosh yes and I got some dirty looks too.)

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
(On more than one account. Like on my birthday I totally drew a blank and my mom had to tell them….I turned 16 and the banner was behind me.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
(One reason I am on fan fiction!)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
(What was I going to type again? Oh right all the freaking time my mom and bff call the brain farts.)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
(I don’t even know why I have to type this. Yes all the time. My friends call me Bella and even before I read Twilight I would get mad at them (still do lol)Oh and the fact I have brown hair and brown eyes don’t help the matter either.)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.
(*Rolls eyes* Duh)

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.
(omgosh yes… so many it’s embarrassing to name a couple. From Winnie the Pooh Kanga and Roo I realized recently it was kangaroo and also they were kangaroos. Another time I was in the car with my mom and I suddenly shouted out omgosh I get it! She looked over at me and said “what?” I was so excited I was practically bouncing in the passenger seat. “I get it why they call a laptop and ‘lap’ top.” She rolled her eyes and continued driving while I felt stupid.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
(Edward, Romeo, Juliet, Jacob, Bella, Katness, Peeta, Gale and several other but I only named a few.)

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
(Sadly yes.)

If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile.
(My mom did give me ‘the talk’ but I learned more from F&F and TV)

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
(No kidding.)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
(Church and school and others I’m sure.)

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
(Heck yes!)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
(Yes, yes I do.)

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
(omgosh yes all the time everything! Doors, chairs, tables, phones, laptops, TVs, trashcans, trees, cracks in the sidewalk and curbs. That is only naming a few.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
(Yes and I’m not sure why I reposted this.)

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.(Stupid people lol jkjk)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
(Yes I thought I had covered this.)

If you have ever had a laughing fit over a joke wasn't really funny, paste this in your profile.
(Yes and I don’t remember why.)

If you know a fictional character who should be real, then copy & paste into your profile.

If you have ever danced and or sang in the rain paste this one in your profile.
(Yes, when I was younger I would sit outside in the rain just because I could.)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
(Yes because the air and gravity are out to get me.)

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
(Yes, Yes it is.)

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
(Yes because those commercials drive me nuts!)

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.
(Yes, to many different shows and movies.)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
(Yes and yet I do it anyways.)

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
(Yes *looks away blushing*)

If you love EVERYONE in the world who will take the time to read your profile copy and paste this onto your profile :)
(Please I have spent hours on this stupid thing and yes I know that’s sad.)

92% Of The Teen Population Would Be Dead If Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn’t Cool. Put This On you profile If You Would Be One Of The 8% Laughing Hysterically in the background.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace or Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!

put this on your page
if you love to laugh

I Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that has a new boy-friend every week.
The one that hates life because she wear size two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.


I am that girl,
The one who likes books.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that just wants to make a difference.
The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.
The one that people like because she's crazy.
The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just:

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile

Romantic Postings

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

Something Sweet
A Girl asked her boyfriend;
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you choose me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said, “I’ll love you until the last one dies."

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her.

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go.

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong.

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention.

When she pull's away
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word.

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared
Protect her.

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay.

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up.

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand.

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers.

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does.

When she misses you
she's hurting inside.

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away.

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers.

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it.

Repost so the one you love will;

Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend"
Girls post as: "A True Boyfriend"

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

Edward vs Normal guys.

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.

Christian Stuff

Miracles Happen
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
and time passed quickly as each shared
various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
because it was a small town and she lived
few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
When she reached the alley, which was a
cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she
man standing at the end as though he
for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray,
God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
security wrapped round her, she felt as
someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley,
walked right past the man and arrived
The following day, she read in the
a young girl had been raped in the same
twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
that it could have been her, she began to
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
young woman, she decided to go to the
She felt she could recognize the man, so
them her story.
The police asked her if she would be
willing to
at a lineup to see if she could identify
She agreed and immediately pointed out
she had seen in the alley the night
When the man was told he had been
immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
asked if there was anything they could do
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
two tall men walking on either side of
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
will not stand up for God?
Repost this as Miracles Happen if you truly

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there!

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."



Story Information!

Hiding Our Love...Complete

Gummi Bear Secert...Complete

Christmas progress

Present Links for Chapter 4 & 5

Renee’s Necklace:

Sue’s Necklace

Leah’s Necklace

Renesmee’s Headband

Alice’s Necklace

Rosalie’s Necklace

Esme’s Necklace

Bella’s Ring

Her Gift by Calico reviews
Hiccup and Astrid spend one final night together before her wedding.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
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Christmas Surprise reviews
It's Christmas Eve in Forks and Renee decides to surprise Bella. What happens when she see Renesmee? Will Edward and Bella have to tell Renee and Charlie about you know what!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 89,905 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Bella, Edward
Hiding Our Love reviews
Edward is Bella's music teacher and have fallen madly in love before school even starts. The love they share is as strong as when vampires find their mates and when werewolves imprint. It cannot be broken. It was love at first sight. Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,373 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gummi Bear Secert reviews
Edward and Bella walk in on Emmett dancing, trying to make Renesmee laugh. Plus what is Renesmee hiding that Emmett want to know. Bella's Point Of View Two-Shot...Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete