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Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, Host, and Night World series.
All of my older stories, the ones finished but horrible, will be re-written soon.
All of my stories that are not finished, but haven't been updated in awhile, I have continued all of them on a computer with no internet, so when I finds some way to get that computer online, I'll update those.
Or once I writre them down on paper, type them into a internet computer, and update like that.
The only one I've started is Unexpected.
I've started 17 new stories also, and everyday I start new ones on here, for some unknown reason.
A little about me--
My name is Ashley.
I love all of Stephanie Meyers books.
Jamie Stryer is adorable. I want him.
Wanda and Ian are perfect together.
I think Melanie is awesome.
I do not like Bella.
I love Jasper, Alice, Nessie, Emmett, and Seth.
I ten to make my authors notes really funny.
I don't submit a chapter under 1,100 words.
Email me if you have any ideas for storie, or something, or just PM me!
I'm working on a picture for Manny for UnknownTitle, btw.
I MADE ALL THE CULLENS MYSPACES THAT I RUN! PM FOR THE LINKS!!
“You aren’t exactly the best judge of what is or isn’t dangerous.” — Edward Cullen
“Fall down again, Bella?” — Emmett Cullen
“Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” — Jacob Black
“I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.” — Edward Cullen
Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving." -Edward Cullen, Twilight
"I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her," ~ Alice, pg.486 New Moon
my god bella you stink-edward after sleeping in the sleeping bag with bella
hes like my little space heater.- bella
so edward our night together does it rank on your top ten?-jacob man that sounded wrong
"But I want you to know something - when it comes to all this enemies nonsense, I'm out. I am a neutral country. I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures." - Bella
"You are in trouble," - "Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home." - "I'm done." - Bella
"Now, I want to do this right. Please, please, keep in mind that you've already agreed to this, and don't ruin it for me." - Edward
Bella: You won't sleep with me until we're married?
my favorite part of twilight- sparkly edward, in the meadow youknow.or when edward sucked james venom out of bella, that and right after it
my favorite part of midnight sun- when edward was sitting there trying his hardest ot to back slap mike into the far wall in biology
my favorite part of new moon- when bella tried cliff diving on her own and victoria was right there in the water and bella didnt know
my favorite part of eclipse -when edward bella and jacob were in the tent. b\4 the battle yah know
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both (or gay).
It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.
Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.
Bella saw the children dressed as werewolves and vampires trading candy and laughing and wondered why couldn't it be like that in real life.
If you constantly have 'I love Edward Cullen' rants, copy and paste this into your profile
If you wish you were Bella Swan, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have gotten more than three of your friends addicted to Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you slap anyone who tells you that Edward Cullen is not real, copy and paste this into your profile
"I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not." ~Bella
"And I should feel sorry that you're not sorry, but I don't." ~Edward (I laugh when people repeat the same word more than twice in any sentence)
"I don't have any leeches on speed dial." ~Jacob (this just seemed so diss-ish)
"Stupid shiny Volvo driver." ~Bella (laughed very hard... again, dunno why...)
"You are a frightening little monster."~Jasper (I laughed incredibly hard at this line)
"Just remember. It's your face." ~Edward (true... true...)
fall down again bella?
no, emmett i punched awerewolve in the face.
he was telling me some old legends some old legends, to scare me i think.he told me 1
and you immediatly thought of me?
no he mentioned your family.
i decided it didnt matter.
it didnt matter?
it doesnt matter to me what you are
you dont care that im a monster? that im not human?
"Penguins, lovely." ~Edward (poor Edward... poor penguins! Must go on rebellion about penguin killing, lmfao)
"...because you are bizarrely moral for a vampire." -Bella Swan
If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile (we were at orientation, and I kept thinking of the Cullens.)
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile.
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile
If you can't wait for Breaking Dawn to come out copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!
If you belive your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this.
If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care! ;) )
If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.
If you have Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse memorized, post this
You know you're addicted to Twilight when August 2th is the most decorated date on your calendar. Copy and paste this into your profile if it is!
If you love reading Twilight fanfiction copy and past this to your profile
If you want Bella and Edward to get married copy and past this to your profile.
If you want Jacob to just grow up and imprint already copy and past this to your profile. (no offense to Jacob lovers)
If you loved Harry Potter at first but once you read Twilight you fell in love with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and past this to your profile.
If you spend your free time making your own Twilight 'if you evers' and 'you know your obsessed when' then copy and past this to your profile.
If you completely got over your Harry Potter obseession when you read Twilight, copy and paste this on your program
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. ( I LEGIT WAS BAWLING :( )
If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. :P
If you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. XD
If when ever you see the name Edward or anything close to Edward you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile.
If when ever you see the name Cullen or anything close to Cullen you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile.
If Every time at twilight you say 'It's twilight, it's the safest time for us' Copy this into your profile
When every you see an apple you think of twilight copy this into you profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile
If you that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P
If you think the Cullen's should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile
If you spit every time you hear vile Mike Newton's name, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love everything about the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If the only thing you think about is the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.
If you are Obsessed/Addicted to the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.
When ever you see a shiny silver Volvo you start following it shouting "I LOVE YOU EDWARD CULLEN!" copy this to your profile. walk around you house talking to your self about something that happened in one of the twilight books Copy this into your profile
If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&P
If you are in LOVE with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and past this to your profile.
If you think
If your in love with a fictional character (like edward anthony masen cullen this to your profile.
If you are making up your own Twilight "If You"s then copy and past this to your profile.
While reading Twilight you grabbed a dictionary and looked up the word Ostentatious and now you use it in every sentence even if it doesn't sense.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder
AV is Addicted to Vampires
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile
OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. That and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.on cullen) copy and paste this is you profile
If people mistake you for a vampire, copy and past this to your profile.
If you mistake pale people at your school as vampires, copy and pa
WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome
LES is Love Edward Syndrome
LJS is Love Jasper Syndrome
WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome
Jacob needs to jump off a cliff for non-recreational purposes
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!
If people ever mistake you for a vampire (-cough- or you are one -cough cough-) copy and paste this to your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe.If you're part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the few people who would answer "where to begin?"
If you've read the Twilight series and afterwords, wanted to do a large number of bad things to Jacob and his stupid pack,copy and paste this into your profile.
-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, XxXEdwardObsessedXxX, XxXEdwardlvrXxX, i3EdwardCullen xXxashleyxXxmariexXx
For me crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have a hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every charecter in Twilight (or almost at least). Crazy is when you write Emmet, or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators on your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any Twilight related thing you can think about Twilight or the Twilight caracters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly what part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you're so obsessed with something you add yourself and play out many, many, many different senarios in your own mind and are almost certain they are going to happen. Crazy is when you learn the old english script on Microsoft Word and then procede to write a love letter to Edward Cullen on a peice of paper you have aged with a tea bag and a match and then you leave it in the woods hoping he will find it. Crazy is when your friends hate you because you spend all your time talking and thinking about Edward Cullen that you ignore them...then they leave but you don't notice because you're too busy thinking about and talking (to thin air now) about Edward Cullen. Crazy is when you walk by the woods in most of your spare time hoping that a vampire (preferably Edward Cullen) will see you there and talk to you. you crazy when you pause the preiviews on myspace to feel edwardsa\jaspers face\ hair. If you're crazy copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
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