The Awsome Threesome
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Joined 10-03-08, id: 1707622, Profile Updated: 04-28-09
Author has written 6 stories for Blue Bloods, Harry Potter, Twilight, and Morganville Vampires.

The Awsome Threesome is a group of Friends, a set of Twins and a buddy. The twins are Fred and George and the buddy is Lemon Drops. We live in the U.S.

Favorite Books:

Twilight Saga - Stephenie Meyer

Harry Potter - J.K Rowling

Rangers Apprentice - John Flanagan

Morganville Vampires - Rachel Caine

Vampire Diaries - L.J Smith

Vampire Acdemy - Richelle Mead

Where the Red Fern Grows - Wilson Rawls

Fever of 1793 - Laurie Halse Anderson

Anything Shannon Hale

The Lost Years of Merlin - T.A Barron (Or anything T.A Barron)

A Series of Unfortunet Events - Lemmonie Snickets

Warriors: Erin Hunter

Pendragon: DJ Machale

Eragon: Christopher Paloni

House of Nights: P.C Cast and Kristen Cast

Favoruite Movies:

Starski and Hutch

Joe Dirt

Cars

Wallle

Finding Nemo

All Harry Potter

A Walk Two Rember

Princess Diaries

Pirates of the Caribbean ( Jack Sparrow uh hu)

Napolean Dynamite

Austin Powers

Twilight

The Green Mile

The Butterfly Affect

The Day After Tommorow

Eragon

A Little Princess

The Secret Garden

A Walk to Remember

TV Shows:

George Lopez

Frank TV

Degrassi

Americas Next Top Model

What Not to Wear

Project Runway

Body in Numbers

Lost

House

Fringe

SeinField

Everybody loves Ramond

Family Guy

Simpsons

Gilmore Girls

8 Simple Rules

Home Improvement

Fox News/KMVT/ Politics (JK!!)

Music:

Within Temptations

Evanesence

Avril Lavinge

Kelly Clarkson

Three Days Grace

Linkin Park

Green Day

Seether

Rihanna (Lemon Drops thinks she sucks!)

P!nk

David Archaleta

David Cook

Gavin Degraw

Slipknot

Simple Plan

Nickleback

MCR

Saving Abel

Paramore

PCD

Life HOuse

The Fray

Spill Canves

Snow Patrol

Three Doors Down

Nine Days

Natasha Beningfield

Pat Bentar

Daniel Powder

AFI

Rob Thomas

Santana

Queen

Creed

Hinder

Johhny Cash

Blue October

Fallout Boy

Vanessa Carlton

Boys Like Girls

The Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Papa Roach

Fred:

Hi everyone!! Have you guys ever tried sharing a account with two other people? It is hard. I mean most of those books up there i havent even read so i just sat there like "what?" but from what Lemon Drops and George say there good so lets leave it at that.

Another good book is "So You want to be a Wizard" but some people wouldnt let me put it up there coughGeorgeDropscough because and i quote

" At least two people have to read it to put it up on main display" wellllllllllllll.

Anyway i live in the USA and live by corn and patatos! I play on a vollyball team and i love to read. My top three stories right now are:

1.Harry Potter (duh)

2.Twilight (it used to be number 1 but i got back in to harry potter)

3.Rangers Apprentice (have you guys read those? they are pretty darn awsome.)

Anyway...I love humor fics. Usually i can go for any kind except for when the characters are just plain stupid. Now thats somthing annoying if there ever was one.Some people Hate it when other authors have Hermione's friends call her "Moine." Really, i dont get what the big fuss is about. I mean its just her name shortened up a bit. Not the end of the world. Some people just go on and on about it in their bio but i truly just dont get it.

George : (Fred is the better twin) (not)

I play on a volley ball team!! I also love to play basketball and to Ski. My most favorite books of all time are:

Eragon series

Harry Potter Series

Twilight saga

The Morganville Vampires

Vampire Acadamy.

Rangers Apprentice series

I love humor and horror and drama are my favorite types of genre's. In class we are doing non fiction which I am not good at. I am aspireing to be a writer one day, I also and interested in Astonomy/ being a Doctor. My favorite color is green, and I love cats of all kinds. ( Like Tigers, Lions, and Panthers( Oh My!!) That is all I have for now so here is my advice to you: Eat your veggies (mostly spinnage), Floss and brush every day, Dont cook bacon with your shirt off, stay clean, watch for cars when you cross the road, when blowing your nose dont blow too hard cause your might blow out your brains, and SMILE BECAUSE THE WORLD IS A HAPPY PLACE!!

Lemon Drops:

I play on a Soccer Team center foward. All my friends seemed to have to just play Volleyball UGH.

I also like to Ski, play basketball, golf, run, and play volleyball. I collect rocks, yeah its kind of a lame hobbie. I also like graphic design/ computer programs and creating immages of Twilight.

So for this little opperation we're producing here I seem to be the only sane one, a.k.a the genius of this Operation. I call Fred The-moronic-Fashoniest-insane-steals-my-pepsi-drinker. And I call George The-brighter-of-two-man-voiced-drinker-of-my-pepsi-obbsessed-person. So to sum it up. Dummie and not-as-dum. Yep.

I have this bizzar fling for vampire books. Blue Bloods, Twilight, Vampire Acdemy, Morganville Vampires, House of Nights,etc. But I also like books such as Pendragon, Eragon, Inkheart,etc.

I am in love with Pepsi. Its sooooo uterly delicous. My motto is

Don't judge a man untill you've walk two Moons in his Moccasins - Sharron Creech

My favorite color is black, I hate the color olive green. It just looks so poopey like. Drama sucks, but its everywhere. I have come to the understanding I am a mean,cruel, soleless person. My hearts not just Ice, its black ice. I love to write and I also liek Astronemy and Medical things. I am a Scorpio. Thats all I can think to say other then, Don't eat your toothpaste!

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
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reality, they're amazing. They just
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In memory of Sage

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Deceptive Cadence by Sadakat reviews
Severus Snape knew that his new found rapport with Harry Potter would have its fair share of problems. But even he, Death Eater spy and Dark Arts master, could not have predicted the perilous journey that lay before them. Sequel to The Sleeping Sickness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,552 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11387 - Favs: 7,756 - Follows: 2,814 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Long Road Ahead by Dozhd reviews
The adventures of Sasha. She arrived one night at the castle in Meric fief, half starved and terrified. A year later on the Choosing day, Gilan's surprising choice of an apprentice will forever change both their fates.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/2/2016 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Gilan
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,835 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 8,050 - Follows: 2,885 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Serpent Handler by Nimrowdel reviews
A story of Professor Sinistra and Professor Snape, and how they use their talents to avoid catastrophe in the times leading up to the Last Battle. SSSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,382 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Along Came a Family by Imablack reviews
After Cedric dies, Harry isolates himself and Dumbledore fears a connection between Harry and Lord Voldemort. Snape has his own problems when Dumbledore compels him to teach Harry Occlumancy whilst the Dark Lord orders him to brew the darkest potion he has ever encountered. But what of this gift Lily left for Harry's 15th birthday...and what does it have to do with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,035 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 2,425 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Mental Mentorship by galleons reviews
Professor Severus Snape has a new co-worker that just might become the bane of his existance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,128 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Severus S., S. Vector - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Nota Bene reviews
After being rescued from the Dark Lord, Harry Potter seems to be a little...off. Severus senses something different about the boy, and the Order begins to wonder if it's only Harry they've brought back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,936 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Last Three Weeks by Conangse reviews
Snape is forced to visit Harry after the Dobby incident. After meeting the Dursley’s he takes him and has to keep him…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,285 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Second Chances by Mara Rome reviews
A mentor fic: When Snape discovers Harry is abused by the Dursley's, he is forced to teach Harry for the summer after the tri-wizard tournament. Will they eventually find the family they never had? No slash and Harry will never be Snape's biological son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 226,813 - Reviews: 3010 - Favs: 2,676 - Follows: 2,773 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Alice's New Moon by Merina Thropp reviews
CURRENTLY BEING DRASTICALLY RE-EDITED. You've read Bella's take on New Moon, now read Alice's. All 547 pages of it. This is New Moon rewritten entirely from Alice's point of view. Jalice, Bella/Edward. Nominated for the 2011 Hopeless Romantic Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 54 - Words: 119,398 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Slave Child by Kristen Hudson reviews
A duel with Draco leads to drastic and permanent consequences for both Harry and Severus. AU from the end of OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 79 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 3937 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Walking the Line by hairballl26 reviews
Harry didn't think life at Privet Dr could get any worse, until Snape showed up, half dead and bleeding on the Dursleys' new floor. Starts summer after OoTP, keeps everyone in char, follows canon, or what it could have been with a summer like this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,044 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
River of Dreams by Tajjas reviews
When Severus Snape finds a certain brat-who-lived out after curfew the year after Voldemort's return, it starts a chain of events that he wouldn't have imagined in his wildest dreams. Or nightmares.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,110 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Innocents' Revenge by MajorBookworm94 reviews
The sequel to The Brotherhood. Sirius and the others fight to get Harry out of Azkaban, but if they succeed, will it be too late for Harry's sanity? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,514 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6367 - Favs: 7,961 - Follows: 4,098 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Bear and the Bunny Rabbit by emeralda violeta reviews
i've taken twilight and i've switched two characters. instead of edward being the single cullen who falls in love with bella, emmett does. give it a shot, my friends liked it. this is for all you emmett fans. it will be funny and different from twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,325 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Emmett
My Enemy's Enemy by PBrules reviews
Post OoTP. Alternate Timeline. Harry's had a wretched summer. To top it off, Dumbledore insists he continue studies in Occlumency with the dreaded Severus Snape. Will he and Snape learn to get along? NOT SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 161,376 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
My Slytherins by Elysia1 reviews
COMPLETE: A missing moment featuring Remus' boggart lesson with the Slytherins. Set in Harry's third year. Protective Snape and generally awesome Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Remus L., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Head in the Clouds by grumpishpko reviews
The diary of Luna Lovegood during her sixth year at Hogwarts, as she manages to survive the Carrows, the Malfoy's Basement, the Final Battle at Hogwarts, and Draco Malfoy's cooking. Funny? Hopefully. Completely canon-compliant except for the obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,925 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
My Better Half by CarsmeCarlislexEsme reviews
Esme Platt is a girl from Ohio. Carlisle Cullen is a boy from England. What will happen when their 2 worlds collide? What challenges will they face? What will happen as their lives continue? Will they fall in love or break apart? *All Human*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,497 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Define 'Family' by ladyofnite reviews
AU after fourth year. Hermione finds out her whole life as a Muggle-born was a lie and struggles with her newfound family even as the Trio has to deal with the loss of their families. Main pairing is NOT romantic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,463 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8774 - Favs: 11,705 - Follows: 8,926 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
A Different Take, book 1 by The Almighty Bonk reviews
Harry is left at Cole's Orphanage by the Dursleys. Snape Mentors/Slytherin!Harry fic. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,744 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry and His New Family by grugster reviews
Harry is getting abused by his relatives. When Snape and his wife find out about it, they adopt him. So now he has two little twin brothers and caring family to cope with. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 85 - Words: 215,191 - Reviews: 3383 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Ameliorating the Future by Lupin's Mistress reviews
Sequel to Atoning the Past read that one first , set three months after that one. AU-DH. Summary inside. Severitus challenge. Harry must deal with finding the horcruxes and the war as well as facing his father, Severus Snape. Read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 131,308 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Real Family At Last? by Dragonanzar reviews
Severus Snape is sent to check on Harry during the summer. Though the Dursleys appear to be a happy and loving family, something seems wrong. AU but follows the events in the book during the school years up to the end of fifth year. Please R&R! NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,282 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Amore Italiano by puddingcup reviews
1949. The Cullens go Italy to meet the Volturi and Rachel Cullen’s existence is changed forever. She meets Caius and begins to find love again. Summary sucks, but there’s more of a summary inside! No B x E cuz Bella hasn't been born yet...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 56,392 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Caius - Complete
The Other Chosen One: Bellatrix Lestrange II by MiMiKata reviews
Bella is really Bellatrix Lestrange II. After Edward left, she decided to go back to home.. The Cullens are there, but Bella has secrets no one else has as does her family that not even Bella knows...Yet.. Takes place in NM and HBP Cannon pairings! NOT CONTINUED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,252 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bellatrix L., Bella - Complete
The Luminance of Night by StoryPainter reviews
What if Bella realized Edward's plan to leave after the incident at her 18th birthday party? Could she find the strength to walk away to give the Cullens a chance at normalcy for a few more years? Could she survive it? Did she want to? AU/New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,700 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella
Harry Potter: DADA teacher, Wrong Time Though by Goose Girl18 reviews
Harry has just been accepted as DADA teacher by McGongall. But on his way out he knocks over a bell jar containg all the Time-Turner dust from the Dep. of Mysteries. Now he's way back in time with the same job only, he's teaching his parents?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,316 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Harry P.
Like Winter by Kyilliki reviews
A story prompted by the question: Can you imagine Caius falling in love? .on hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Caius, Athenodora
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Model Son by twihart94 reviews
ON HOLD - BEING REWRITTEN. It's the year 2002 and Draco has been asked to marry in order to reclaim the Malfoy honour. He isn't too keen on an arranged marriage though, and he has his hands full taking care of his family. Draco/Astoria.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,192 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Hogwarts Rebellion by sheffers reviews
Ginny's war was very different to Harry's war but just as important. The rebellion by the students of Hogwarts put the members of Dumbledore's Army into daily dangerous situations with Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,158 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Yin and Yang by Ereana reviews
El Swan has gone to spend a few months with her dad and elder sister in Forks. She doesn't expect much but she has captured the attention of Caius. He doesn't understand why. She is the total opposite to him yet he finds himself drawn to her light.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,591 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Caius
You Are Mine by silverwings1986 reviews
This is the sequal to "Our Little Secret." Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,099 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Felix - Complete
Halt vs Goat by Eryn Grace O'Malley reviews
"Halt wondered how he had sunk so low that a goat was his arch nemesis." Curious yet? Just a short little one shot.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Halt, Will - Complete
Accidental Observation by MistressofHello reviews
What happens when Snapes finds Harry abused and no one else does anything.Sorry, but I had to try writing one for my self
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,501 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bring Me to Life by sillychicky28 reviews
The complete story of Esme and Carlisle. Starting with Esme's attempt at suicide. I'm not good at summaries, the story is better.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Esme, Carlisle
To Live With Vampires by dreams of bubbles reviews
At age 5, Bella goes to Italy with her parents. One of the destinations: Volterra. Imagine Aro's surprise when his gift does not work on her. What does he do? Well, he adopts her. This is Bella's life in Volterra, growing up the human among vampires...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,073 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Aro
Snape: Defender of the Downtrodden by Sadakat reviews
A good day turns bad for Luna Lovegood. Can a certain Potions professor turn it back around for her? One shot. Inspired by a scene from The Poor of God by kilara25.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Halt's Bug by Obi the Kid reviews
Halt’s come down with a virus during the Gathering. He’s in denial.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Alive by Death Eater Bella reviews
Lucius and Narcissa search frantically through the castle for any sign of their son. Hope turns to fear as they wonder what state they will find him in...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
The Sleeping Sickness by Sadakat reviews
Nightmares. The only solidity Harry Potter can count on anymore. As he enters his sixth year at Hogwarts, he will face a new nightmare in the form of one Severus Snape. But will it be as bad as they both expect it to be? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,927 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Guardian, the Ward and the Convict by shedoc reviews
I'd rather spend the Summer with Snape." Harry's personal hells are swapped - summer with the Dursley's may not be much fun but surely summer with Snape will be worse? AU end of second book--- NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,146 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 147 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8126 - Favs: 8,972 - Follows: 4,760 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dursely's Departing by pink.hot.chocolate reviews
This is the story of what happens to the Dursleys when Harry is off searching for Horcruxes. What happens when Voldemort finds them? Will Harry save them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,293 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Lost Hope by Adari reviews
The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The heroes death undone by hogwarts-hero reviews
My first fanfiction -squeals!- Lily and James Potter come back to life, how will things change? Please enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,839 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dursleys Departing: What happened to the Dursleys? by QuirkyOne reviews
Ok as you know JK left a huge hole in the potter series when she failed to mention anything about the dursleys after "Dursleys Departing". This is what i think went down.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Dudley D.
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8268 - Favs: 5,997 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Walking with a Smile by JimSox149 reviews
Lily Evans has always been perfect. She likes things to be orderly. So when her parents unexpectedly depart, she is left to cope on her own in a less than perfect world. Somehow, she has to find the will and courage to keep on walking with a smile...LEJP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Necklace by Narutofreak122 reviews
Marcus was very dead ever since Didyme died. He lives his life but never again smiles or laughs. However,what happens when Marcus finally found out what Aro did that night to Marcus's soulmate? Will Marcus forgive Aro? Or will there be an end to a Volturi
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Marcus
Accidental by Abstract Wonder reviews
We all know how Claire feels about Shane. But when, exactly, did he fall in love with her?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
a Clear & Ancient Harmony by HelloMoscow reviews
*A Jasper Story* Jasper watches his adopted parents and siblings and feels what they feel and wonders if he'll ever be good enough for them. And sometimes, even when they convince him otherwise, he wonders if he really wants to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Jasper, Alice
To Love and Protect by whitereflections12 reviews
CarlisleEsme This story begins in 1919, with Carlisle coming back just to check up on the woman he can't forget. Leaving her alone becomes almost impossible, however, when he sees just how her life has turned out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,276 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Babysitting Blues by Sophia Anya Lee reviews
Albus Dumbledore was probably the greatest wizard alive. So, after his famed defeat of Gellert Grindelwald, babysitting should be a piece of cake, huh? Not so, as Dumbledore discovers when he volunteers to babysit seven-year old Minerva McGonagall...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,172 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Our Little Secret by silverwings1986 reviews
What if the Cullens weren’t the first vampires Bella met? Well thirteen years earlier Bella met Marcus, of the Volturi. I’m not good at summaries. Please review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,225 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Marcus - Complete
Snapes Nightmare by obsessed with snape reviews
Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff take a trip to Disneyland, Snape is less than thrilled.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,953 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Severus S.
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 197 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
24 Hours by Shichan Goddess reviews
Lily and James loathe each other. Passionately. But when they're captured by Deatheaters and forced to stay in the same cell...well, who knows what will happen in 24 hours?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,714 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/3/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 321 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Regarding Smiles by KillRomantic reviews
In which Blaise Zabini elaborates why a smile is a girl’s best feature.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
101 Reasons Why Snape is a Vampire by Moonlite Knight reviews
Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and hopes Snape never learns of its existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Severus and Lily by BiG Finish reviews
lily is sitting under a tree, describing the idea of muggle comics to severus when Potter turns up... SeverusLily
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3232 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
The Moanings of an Overgrown Dungeon Dweller Three by The morrigan three reviews
Back to Hogwarts for another tedious year. Black has escaped,Lupin is teaching and I, as always, am the last to know. Then to top it all Potter didn't get killed or seriously injured during the holidays.' A diary from your favourite teacher, Severus Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
The Black Rose by Fallen Azrael reviews
Harry visits Lily and James' grave after the Last Battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Babies can teach a lot of lessons by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Harry turns into a baby after an accident in Potions and Snape is assigned to become his gaurdian. But can Snape take care of a baby? And especially a baby like Harry? Alternative Universe, written before the HBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 2436 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Life As We Know It by KibaKibbles reviews
Eight year old Harry Potter runs away from Ms. Figg's house after the Dursleys leave him there for a week, then Harry meets a strange man who goes by the name Snape. Harry befriends Snape story, CHP 12 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,677 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Potions Accident by Arualcopia reviews
A slight twist to the usual deaging stories. What if the accident created a gas? What if it effected the entire class? How does Snape deal with fifteen toddlers?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,912 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Naming Rights by Merlin Fisher reviews
First ficlet, so please R&R and be nice! Canonfriendly. Takes place eight years after Deathly Hallows obviously has SPOILERS: Harry and Ginny visit the headmaster's office and chat with the portraits.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Better Than This by ebonyquill reviews
DIS. AU. Trying to convince her old flame that she's very successful with a significant other, Sinistra asks her colleague, who also happens to be the bane of her existence, to pose as her fiance. Is their attraction inevitable? Obviously. SnapeSinist
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,215 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
Karaoke night! by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
The Girl Who Lived by GrednForge101 reviews
What if Harry Potter had a sister, and she was believed to be the girlwholived? What if Harry was abused by his father, while James adored Violet? SlytherinHarry! No Slash! Warning: some abuse mentioned. Eventual HarryBlaise Female Blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,412 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Coffee and Insults by something-like-love reviews
Remus Lupin needs coffee. It is an accepted fact. But in the staff room which contains coffee, there is also Snape and Sinistra. And all he wanted was coffee. But really, they are so bloody obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
A Deck Of Cards by toonmili reviews
Lily, Severus and James. What happened between them all those years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,840 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Spinner by Perplexity reviews
Spinner’s End was not the most pleasant of places. Nymphadora Tonks, or just Tonks as she preferred, could testify to that. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,082 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
Loving the Marauders by Marauder16 reviews
What Lily finds when she enters the eighth wonder of the world: The Marauders Dormitory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Slytherin Child by Jolie1 reviews
What if Harry had been physically abused as a child? How would that have affected his personality and outlook on life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,652 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Harry P.
Courting Narcissa by Llewellyn McEllis reviews
Lucius Malfoy tells the story of how and when he fell in love with beautiful Narcissa Black and the games he had to play to win her heart. Some fluff, all ego, total Malfoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,522 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
What I Want To Be by prettypilipala reviews
Set slightly in the past. Minerva McGonagall marks an essay by one Nymphadora Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/23/2006 - N. Tonks, Minerva M. - Complete
Dancing In The Rain by Death Eater Bella reviews
LuciusNarcissa. What happens to those Death Eaters who fought for what they believed in and lost? songfic Summer Rain Belinda Carlisle
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Right Hufflepuff by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Ron's POV. 'I swear, Harry’s turned me into a right Hufflepuff.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Bewilderment by She's a Star reviews
He is at a loss. Nothing short of bewildered. Why he bothers with her in the first place is an utter mystery to him at times like these.' [SnapeSinistra drabble.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
Lucifer in Starlight by opalish reviews
AU: Voldemort was a bit more cautious. So were the Potters. And now Harry's got a whole new load of problems. Slytherin!Harry with a number of twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,950 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Detention, Miss Weasley by NotYourAverageSchoolgirl reviews
(One-shot)Ginny's stuck with Snape in (horrors of horrors) a Saturday detention. Will her incessant ramblings get her avada'd? What happens when she talks about snogging Harry? And whaaat...! Snape and Sinistra? A random little gift fic for my dahh-ling r
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Ginny W. - Complete
stay with me by She's a Star reviews
He pushes up her glasses and scowls at her, just in case she isn't aware of how very ridiculous she is. It is his job to remind her, after all. SnapeSinistra
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
As Of Yet Untitled Suggestions are accepted by Lorelei6 reviews
Shy Lily Evans somehow becomes friends with the most popular group of boys in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. And three of them have a crush on her. How is she supposed to get herself out of this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,734 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Ask Snape by ultrasoul reviews
A new advice service is available at Hogwarts. Need advice? Just ask Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Severus S.
Libertine's Delight by Rickwomen reviews
When Professor Binns scarpers for a conference, Sinistra, the batty astronomy professor takes over his classes - more boring than Binns, but her hatred of Snape exceeds the trio's. At the same time, the trio discover a rather interesting diary
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Mighty Medley of Sirius by She's a Star reviews
When Petunia and Vernon announce their engagement, Sirius makes the occasion memorable by gracing the group with a little tune. (Set in MtP-universe.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Sirius B.
It's Not Easy Being Green by Bohemian Storm reviews
(... The Confessions of Quirrell's Iguana). A spin off fic of 'Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit' and 'Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron'. Poor Herman's take on the whole Snape/Sinistra/Quirrell escapade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
The Doll Army by FernWithy reviews
Six year old Dora Tonks gets a visit from three Marauders, and her dolls get a new mission in life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Remus L.
The Bet by She's a Star reviews
What, exactly, is the reason for Ron's rather . . . enthusiastic behaviour upon finding out that Harry and Cho kissed? Could a prize of five Galleons somehow be involved?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Triple Dog Dare by Kleine Snowdrop reviews
Complete Snape and Sinistra get a bit tipsy at the Yule Ball. What happens as they continue their relationship, inculding the birth of their twins, and do I hear wedding bells!. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,300 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Caught in the Rain by Gedia Kacela reviews
'Auriga Sinistra hated the rain, with the fires of a thousand boiling cauldrons, hated it. And it happened to be raining.' Things can't get much worse when Sinistra gets locked out in the rain. That is, until Snape gets locked out with her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Severus S.
Its Gotta be Love by Kleine Snowdrop reviews
The start of Snape and Sinistra's relationship. Set before Triple Dog Dare.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Most Unlikely Soulmates by She's a Star reviews
When Professor Trelawney presents Severus Snape and Auriga Sinistra with the rather unwelcome news that they are soulmates or so the fates proclaim, it's hard to decide who's less thrilled by the prospect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
Spontaneously Romantic by She's a Star reviews
When Snape forgets about Auriga Sinistra's birthday, he dreads what will undoubtedly be a violent reaction. So he does the notsoobvious thing and asks for advice from...Ron Weasley? Spontaneous, ridiculous SS romance ensues. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
The First Day of Classes by Bohemian Storm reviews
Snape has his yearly speech and this year Sinistra has taken it upon herself to make it a little more fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Severus S.
Funny, Honey? by Dueling Dahlings reviews
Severus Snape's dislike of Remus Lupin was fueled by many things: the fact that the blasted werewolf was flirting shamelessly with Auriga Sinistra simply happened to be the most prominent at the moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Severus S.
SnapeSummer by Silent Shadow reviews
Due to the danger after Voldemort's return, Dumbledore decides that Harry has to spend the summer with a Hogwarts teacher. And it's sod's law that the only one who can take him is Snape... A little bit of everything (no slash)and a double dose of humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,096 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/6/2002 - Published: 11/26/2001 - Harry P., Severus S.
Neville Longbottom and the Potions NEWT by Blue Moon Pie reviews
Neville Longbottom studies frantically, even fanatically, for his Seventh Year Potions N.E.W.T.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Conferences From Hell reviews
Dumbledore decides in order to include parents in Hogwarts activities, to hold Parent-Teacher Conferences. In their own homes. Lord help us all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,267 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Harry P.
Rebel reviews
Clarie is diffrent. Somethings changed. She's no longer her sweet innocent self.What will happen?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
Walk of the Living Dead reviews
Personal affection is a luxury you can have only after all your enemies are eliminated. Until then,everyone you love is a hostage,sapping you courage and corrupting your judgment. Orson C.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,311 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008
A Reminiscence
Nessie falls in love.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Lily Luna Potter's Ghostly Encounter reviews
Lily Luna Potter has an interesting encounter with some strangers on Christmas Eve. Happy Holidays!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Want reviews
Mimi wants Jack, she'll stop at nothing to get him....
Blue Bloods - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2008