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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Star Trek: 2009, and Phineas and Ferb.

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Synthetic Bonds by mypetelephant reviews
Harry has always been the golden boy of Malfoy Corporation, earning the respect of Lucius and the resentment of his high school rival, Draco. But Lucius has a business proposal that involves Harry becoming a Malfoy..by marrying Draco. Non-magic AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,313 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In the Red by Dinkel reviews
Severus was happy that he survived the war, he really was. Mostly because that meant no more life and death situations, no more looking over his shoulder and waiting for the other shoe to drop, no more Harry Potter. Of course that was before Potter invited himself for tea... Severus Snape/Harry Potter-pairing, that means SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,866 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Talk by MelissaSz89 reviews
When they made their relationship official, Tony knew that this would happen. Everyone close to them kept pulling Steve aside for those talks and there wasn't a single thing he could do against it, but accept the inevitable.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
5 Suits (1 Pair of Blue Jeans) by Harkpad reviews
What it says on the tin. There are 5 important suits in Phil Coulson's life, as well as one pair of jeans. Warnings: Violence and Sadness (some happiness, too). Clint/Coulson
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Blue Tears reviews
Stripper!AU: A skinny boy from Brooklyn needs to improve his figure drawing skills, what better place than a strip club? Capsicoul.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,297 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
What Meets the Eye by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 116 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Caution by Shinju90 reviews
Tim has spent over a week as Gibbs' personal valet. Now that all the cases are closed and the team is off for the weekend he has plans to drop of his boss at home then collapse into his own bed. But Gibbs' plans are a little different.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A Marriage of Convenience by julesmonster reviews
Booth's great aunt dies and leaves him an inheritance. The only problem is he has to be married for a year to claim it. When no one else steps up, only Zack is left to help. Slash Booth/Zack. Very mild M rating.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,550 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - [S. Booth, Zach A.] - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11359 - Favs: 7,601 - Follows: 3,408 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Of Twisted Technology and Miscommunications by Marchling reviews
AU - Post TFTF, Establish B/D - Dom's got a new phone, but the autocorrect is out of conrol. Hilarity ensues, for everyone but Dom. Rated M for language and sexy-ish texts
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dom, Brian - Complete
Eyes in the Crowd by michelerene reviews
Out of the million pairs of eyes Sasuke had scanned over his career, one set of blue were the only ones that had ever meant to catch his own. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 120 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Trouble with Normal by Cinnamon secrets reviews
It's time for the Enterprise's performance evaluation. Too bad that on this ship, 'normal' gets a whole new meaning. Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,999 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/26/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Cruel fate by ReixGaara reviews
A mission gone wrong and Kakashi is stuck henged as a cat. In finding someone to look after him until he can be changed back, he discovers a shocking truth about the village's over look nin. Kakairu, yaoi, implied sex, angst and fluff...some how, one shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,550 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Only Sasuke by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU: Only Sasuke could make her want to kick him right where it hurts most, and yet still kiss him with all the passion of a thousand burning suns at the same time. Only Sasuke. Che, stupid teme … nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rock Star by cable69 reviews
-You punched. The president. In the face. During your live. Television. Interview. With him.- Kirk, as a journalist. Spock, as a musician. Their budding romance. A modern AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,395 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Improbability by Jaylee1 reviews
The Vulcan needed to relax. It would also be nice if he stopped looking at Jim as if he were a puzzle needing to be solved. Jim felt he was pretty transparent.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
So Help Me God by michelerene reviews
Naruto Uzumaki disappeared from radar two years ago, leaving behind a psychotic best friend and a town full of terrified people. Now he’s back, much to his ‘watchdog’s’ dismay. KakaNaru. Written because I lost another bet. Stupid Roely… with love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,350 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Mission's Gift by Kita the Spaz reviews
When Iruka returns from a year-long mission with a child bearing a unique bloodline trait, the owner of said bloodline is not happy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,377 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Autopsy Gremlin Holiday Series by Emono reviews
A series all about Jimmy Palmer, each chapter is a different holiday and, you guessed it, it takes place over a year. It's about his growing relationship with Tony. SLASH, smut, pure fluff, M/M. Come on! Isn't anyone else ready to see more of Jimmy?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,475 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Tony D., Jimmy P. - Complete
25 Days of Christmas Troubles by Kita the Spaz reviews
Originally written for the challenge on LJ. Stuck in the village during the Holidays, can Kakashi find a new reason to enjoy the holidays? It sure doesn't seem so when Tsunade assigns him to help Iruka. Rather cracky, but fun! Mature! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Of Knights and Rooks by redwalgrl-RG reviews
Something's happened to the ship, and it's up to Kirk, Spock, and McCoy to find out just what; while parading around in one another's bodies. K/S/Mc slash. Rating subject to change.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - L. McCoy, Spock
Death, And Forgetting by Parker Stark reviews
Yami knew that his body was dying. He was loosing too much blood. He wasn't scared. Maybe he could go somewhere where he could get his beautiful loving Bakura, not the monster his heart insisted was The One. -BakuraxYami-
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Fool or The Many Good Deeds of Draco Malfoy by AvocadoLove reviews
You haven’t done one brave or noble thing in your life, Malfoy. Then you come into my house and ask me why I won’t do the right thing for you? What have you ever done for anyone? Slash Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,529 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Little Harry by Rulern Av Ost reviews
AU. No Magic. Harry Potter starts first grade one week later than everyone else. Going through the years with no friends, can be hard on a child. The bullying seems to have no end. What's a little boy to do? Oneshot. The sequel is now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Another Source of Magic by Shadow's Mirror reviews
Bakura is tired of living as Ryou's shadow. He's also bored. A dangerous combination. Especially when you add in the discovery of another source of Shadow Magic, one that can make all of Bakura's dreams and wishes come true. Or so he thinks... Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 153,959 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Complete
Affectionate Thoughts In A Disturbed Mind by DracOnyx reviews
Rated for language and semiadult content. A one shot gone terribly awry. Bakura's POV, semipointless but amusing none the less. BR couple. Be warned.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,045 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 1/3/2005 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Directly Subtle by Ryuniyo reviews
Joey goes to Kaiba, regretfully, to learn how to tie a tie. He somehow ends up learning the fine art of being 'directly subtle' Kaiba style.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/8/2006 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Tori's Turn by littlefiction reviews
After suffering through a rather embarassing prank, Hatori decides to play a trick on Shigure for a change, and Ayame's the perfect bait.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Shigure S., Hatori S. - Complete
Wears the Trousers by AbstractConcept reviews
Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A short oneshot humorromance that will hopefully leave you in stitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Substitute Professor by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Self proclaimed werewolf professor James Potter is at it again. When their DADA teacher leaves during a lesson on werewolves, James decides to play substitute.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2006 - James P. - Complete
Naughty Words by Tatsuyuri reviews
Silliness told from Dick's POV in a rare moment of male bonding. EDIT Underlining removed. Sorry for that. Thanks to all who have R&Rd
Robin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Complete
Beyond the Pixels by Zelia Theb reviews
Jou can't wait to play the latest net game with his friends. Who is this hot new female adventurer? Are they even female beyond the monitor? They say that people break out of their shell when they are online. Complete JouSeto
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,743 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Curiouser And Curiouser by Indigo Fire reviews
Robin's take on Curious George
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Complete
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Perfect Potions Publishing reviews
AU "Stupid publishers don't know good music. Nine of them rejected an absolute masterpiece today Potter. Nine of them. I shouldn't be surprised though. These are the same fools that release 'Pop collections' and 'Teach Yourself Piano' books." Harry Potter may be daft, but he wasn't a fool.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I'll Be Home for Christmas reviews
When Baljeet was being honest with himself, (or with Ferb, since he was the only one of Baljeet's friends that didn't give useless advice), he could honestly say he was pining for his bully/best friend/one true love. Buford/Baljeet. Slight citrus, major fluff.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Baljeet, Buford - Complete
Unfair reviews
Vanessa knew it was unfair, but it was her life. Drabble-ish
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Vanessa - Complete
Maybe it's Better this Way reviews
Phineas could now honestly say he regretted one of his inventions. Gender bender, ridiculous amounts of fluff. Slight AU Phineas/Ferb Buford/Baljeet. Kind of.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Fond reviews
Severus was... fond of Harry Potter. Modern AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hadn't Figured it Out reviews
Spock called it 'unresolved romantic tension'. Modern day AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete