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Joined 10-03-08, id: 1707737, Profile Updated: 07-01-13
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

What a skeletal wreck of man this is,
Translucent flesh and feeble bones,
The kind of temple where the whores and villains try to tempt the holistic tomes.
Running rampant with free thought to free form, through the free and clear.
When the matters at hand are shelled out like lint at a Laundry mat to sift and focus on the bigger, better, now.

We all have a little sin that needs venting,
Virtues for the rending, and laws and systems and stems are ripped From the branches of office, do you know where your post entails?
Do you serve a purpose, or purposely serve?
When in doubt inside your atavistic allure, the value of a summer spent, And a winter earned.

For the rest of us, there is always Sunday.
The day of the week the reeks of rest, but all we do is catch our breath,
So we can wade naked in the bloody pool, and place our hand on the big, black book.
To watch the knives zigzag between our aching fingers.
A vacation is a countdown, T minus your life and
Counting, time to drag your tongue across the sugar cube,
And hope you get a taste.

I can go on and on but lets move on, shall we?

Say, you're me, and I'm you, and they all watch the things we do,
And like a smack of spite they threw me down the stairs,
Haven't felt like this in years.

The great magnet of malicious magnanimous refuse, let me go,
And plunge me into the dead spot again.
That's where you go when there's no one else around,
It's just you, and there was never anyone to begin with, now was there?
Sanctimonious pretentious dastardly bastards with their thumb on the pulse,
And a finger on the trigger.

Classified my ass!
That's a fucking secret, and you know it!
Government is another way to say better than you.
It's like ice but no pick, a murder charge that won't stick,
It's like a whole other world where you can smell the food,
But you can't touch the silverware.
Huh, what luck. Fascism you can vote for.

Hmm, isn't that sweet?

And we're all gonna die some day, 'cause that's the American way,
And I've drunk too much, and said too little,
When your gaffer taped in the Middle, say a prayer, save face,
Get your self together and see what's happening.

I'm sorry, I could go on and on, but it's time to move on so, remember, you're a wreck, an accident.

Forget the freak, you're just nature.
Keep the gun oiled, and the temple clean. shit, snort,
And blaspheme, let the heads cool, and the engine run.
Because in the end, everything we do, is just everything we've done.


Profile image found on Deviantart. not mine, though I wish I could draw like that.


Dandy in the gutter with a snow white smile. >:D


Playlist for Liquida Tenebris.

1. coming undone. Korn

2. give em hell, kid. my chemical romance.

3. soul meets body. death cab for cutie

4. undisclosed desires. muse

5. my curse. killswitch engage'

6. demon speeding. rob zombie

7. freak. silverchair

8. the little things give you away. linkin park

9. papercut. linkin park

10. nobodies listening. linkin park

11. doll digga buzz buzz ziggity zag. marilyn manson

12. are you the rabbit?. marilyn manson

13. i'm not okay, i promise. my chemical romance

14. house of a thousand corpses. rob zombie

15. lost boys. 69 eyes

16. darkness. Disturbed

these are the songs i usually listen too when i write LT. there are more, though. :)


lalalalalalalalalala Kidnap the sandy claws lock him up real tight, throw away the key and then turn out all the lights.


Darkness by Disturbed.

Don't turn away

I pray you've heard
The words I've spoken
Dare to believe
Over one last time
Then I'll let the

Darkness cover me
Deny everything
Slowly walk away
To breathe again
On my own

Carry me away
I need your strength
To get me through this
Dare to believe
Over one last time
Then I'll let the

Darkness cover me
Deny everything
Slowly walk away
To breathe again
On my own


Cave by muse

Leave me alone it's nothing serious
I'll do it myself
It's got nothing to do with you
And there's nothing that you could do

You can see it and you can almost hear it too
You can almost taste it
It's nothing to do with you
And it's still nothing that you can do

So come in my cave
And I'll burn your heart away
Come in my cave
I'll burn your heart away

Please close your ears
And try to look away
So you never hear a single word I say
And don't ever come my way

So come in my cave
And I'll burn your heart away
Come in my cave
And arrest me for my mistakes


The implications of living Horcruxes are difficult to suss-out. For, while the connection is creepy and even disturbing, it is also oddly romantic. These Horcruxes seem to give the old term "soul mates" a wide new meaning. And Voldemort is awfully fond of his snake... In any case, it's very interesting that - whether Voldemort willed it or not - Harry Potter became the first person he ever really opened up to.

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The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 464,660 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 5,951 - Follows: 6,083 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Possess me by Ciiah reviews
They all decieved him, thinking it was the right thing to do. Harry is 15 and bored of life. But then the dreams begin. Dark dreams. Dreams that speak of truth. When he finds out about the lie, what will he do? - Dark!Harry, Vampirism, slash HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,135 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Freefall by ladyoflilacs reviews
A voice whispers to Harry in the still of the night, when he is on the verge of sleep and at his most vulnerable. A retelling of Deathly Hallows. Rated M for Harry/Voldemort slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 189,564 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
All For Show by Cannibal Incorporated reviews
Draco is sure he accidentally touched one of his father's illegal artifacts and is hallucinating as a result. Why else would he be seeing Harry-Bloody-Potter prancing around his house with Lord-Bloody-Voldemort? LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,462 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Counting Bodies Like Sheep by underxmyxumbrella reviews
They had been driving around aimlessly, raiding supermarkets, fighting for their lives. Killing people who were in reality no longer actual people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,920 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 3,993 - Follows: 4,650 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Power of Obsessive Love by Zhu Yingtai reviews
“When you’ve seen as much of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love.” Nothing can manufacture or imitate love. But could a love potion create the right circumstances for an unlikely love to happen on its own? SLASH HP/LV-T
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,740 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 2,077 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Breeding Darkness by Athey reviews
Descent Into Darkness Sequel. Harry escapes Privet Dr for the summer after 4th year by staying with Tom. Death Eater meetings, training, and discovering new depths to his relationship with the Dark Lord. Harry grows and changes even more. Discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 242,408 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 3,481 - Follows: 2,713 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
unhappily ever after by An Author's Pen reviews
Oh here's a popular lie: marry your knight and forget the dragon. Crash, boom, um reality? -GinnyHarry, GinnyTom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Darkest Hour by Lady Silverwings reviews
Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 3,734 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 4,229 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dear Tom by treasurehuntingforever reviews
Ginny Weasley and Tom Riddle's diary. What happens when an eleven year old girl pours her heart out to an evil echo of the Dark Lord? Set to "Dear John" by Taylor Swift changed to "Dear Tom"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Wit of the Raven by japanese-jew reviews
Highly AU. Mr. Harry Potter is age eleven, and the possibilities for his future are endless. The magic system of Harry Potter has essentially been turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,733 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Harry P.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10338 - Favs: 12,758 - Follows: 5,222 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Perfect Girl by slytherin-nette reviews
Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 413,689 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Has Sex at the End by aelursadgod reviews
In which Harry is so horny that OoCness is seen as something funny. Sort of crack, Harry/Voldemort. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Press Play by pop-pop-bananas reviews
Second in the trilogy. Seq Rewind. You twist, you turn. Dreams change, hopes build. Things change when you least expect it. Are you prepared to lose everything? TomxGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 130,894 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W. - Complete
Rewind by pop-pop-bananas reviews
First in the trilogy. War ends, but is by no means over. Discoveries remind us that you have to cut the roots for the tree to fall. However, confronting the enemy is never as simple as it seems. TomxGinny ----- Previously titled 'The Letter P'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 186,174 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Forgive Those Who Trespass by Lomonaaeren reviews
COMPLETE. DH SPOILERS, HPDM preslash. Harry was convinced he had an ordinary, if inconvenient, life. Then Ron and Hermione vanished into the Department of Mysteries. And it seems the only person who might know where they are is a mute Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,232 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3686 - Favs: 4,268 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Misadventures of a Soul Collector by AngelOfLorien reviews
After the incident with the Antonia Graza, Jack is less than thrilled with his new position. His bosses are impatient, he is stuck in New England, and he has an unexplainable hesitation to kill his new assignment. Could it be any worse? EDITED!
Ghost Ship - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,870 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Jack F. - Complete
Understanding by Renna Davies reviews
The thoughts of an old wizard as he reflects on the choices he's made for his young student and hopes for understanding. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2561 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Rush of Blood to the Head by whydowefall reviews
'Harry had a habit of keeping things he shouldn't.' That which does not kill us, makes us stronger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,964 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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May all you love reviews
May your hatred turn to lust in your chest. May all you fear become all you want. May those you love become those you most despise. May you only find solace at the side of your enemy. May all you hold dear turn to ash by your own hands. May you happily burn every bridge you've ever built. Bellatrix is incorrect in her assumption that she is Harry's biggest enemy. HP/LV slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,967 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort
Liquida Tenebris reviews
Something is 'wrong,' with Harry. He's hearing voices. or rather, a voice. Its telling him he's been on the wrong side since the beginning. Harry doesn't believe it. But for how long? Dark!Harry, eventual HP/LV slash. Don't like don't read. Complete with epilogue. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,890 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Spider in your mind reviews
At the beginning of Harry Potter's forth year, the Dark Lord decides to take a different approach in returning to his full strength, and in doing so discovers something rather interesting, setting the Boy Who Lived down a drastically changed path. Dark!Harry, slash LV/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,839 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Novum Tenebris reviews
Sequel to Liquida Tenebris, companion piece to Repetere Tenebris, following the same time line. Nate Riddle is absolutely ready for this. Ask anyone. No, actually, don't, they're all liars. Cora Radley, on the other hand, is absolutely not ready for this, and probably never will be. So when the dead start whispering about two newly reborn Dark Lords, she cant help her relief.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, OC
Making sandwiches with Nate Riddle reviews
Nate's very own cooking show, with Prosper Malfoy as the audience. Weirdness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2013 - OC - Complete
Repetere Tenebris reviews
Sequel to Liquida Tenebris. Dark Lord Harry Potter is quite irritated with his reincarnation, thank you very much. HP/LV slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 444 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Contingency Plan reviews
Of course the Dark Lord knew he was going to die that day. Of course he had a plan. and of course this plan would cause the most possible damage to one Harry James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/2/2012 - James S. P., Voldemort
Hired Help reviews
In a world where Voldemort has won, a twenty three year old Harry Potter is struggling to make ends meet. When he discovers Ginny is pregnant, he is terrified by the prospect of raising a child on the run. he can barely feed himself, let alone a kid. So he does something he never thought he'd do; become an assassin. Eventual slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,041 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., OC
Thank you reviews
Harry wakes one morning to find that his scar is gone. His parents are alive, and there was never a Dark Lord. There's just one problem. Tom Riddle wont stop staring at him. Slash, warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,563 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Forever Changed reviews
We all know Ginny is a necromancer, but no one knows the full story. Learn how she coped with, and developed, her Necromancy. One-shot add on to Liquida Tenebris. can be read as a stand alone if you're determined. Includes Ginny's POV of the LT raid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Ginny W., OC - Complete
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