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I LOVE TWILIGHT SO MUCH!! EDWARD CULLEN OMG I LOVE YOU!! ehem anway...

i'm music lover (just like edward) and I'm a bella hater (not like edward) haaha just kiddin

I'm 15 years old and a sophomore (i hate it i'm getting older by the second!!) i'm a random person, 5'7 sometimes 5'6 or 5'5 (i know weird I SHRINK!!), very very very dark brown hair (in other words it's BLACK) :P. A music lover, i never had a day in my life that i didn't listen to my ipod (eversince i got it of course, it would just be plain freaky if i came out of my mom and i have an ipod "shivers"). I have no brother nor sister. i fucking hate HANNAH FUCKTANA!!

i play the guitar i usually play it everyday eversince i learned how to play it, it's really fun. but now i can't play it because i tried to tune it on my own. instead of tuning it i only made it worse. so yeah (IT SUCKS!!) so now i'm bored.

i have a pretty boring life... my mom is somewhere in the world, my dad is in our hometown managing some business and i'm an only child... so you may be wondering "if her parents are away then who is with her??" to answer that question well my uncaring aunt is watching me right now. so i have FREEDOM!! the only problem is i can't get out of the house because i have no transportation to get there. i can't walk it because it's far away (the nearest mall takes a 30 minute drive) i'm that far away from society.

i go to a private school (all girls i might say) and it's boring. it's so so so i dunno ISOLATED the school is on a top of a friggin' mountain!! and it takes 1 1/2 hour to get there.

I love JESSE MCCARTNEY, LADY GAGA, FALL OUT BOY, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, PARAMORE, WE THE KINGS, RIHANNA, CHRIS BROWN, TIMBALAND, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, MUSE, THE PRETENDERS, PANIC AT THE DISCO, THE BEATLES, RUFIO, FM STATIC, BLINK 182, THE ALL AMERICAN REJECTS, IRON & WINE (if you love twilight you'll know why), RASCAL FLATTS, EVERLIFE, PAROKYA NI EDGAR (local band), MATCHBOOK ROMANCE, RUN KID RUN, KUTLESS, THREE DOORS DOWN, HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS, LIFEHOUSE, HILLSONG, THE LAST GOODNIGHT, CUTE IS WHAT WE AIM FOR, KATY PERRY, MATCHBOX 20, ESCAPE THE FATE, COBRA STARSHIP, ALLISTER, SECONDHAND SERENADE, DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL, AUGUSTANA, THE SPILL CANVAS, RELIENT K, EVERYDAY SUNDAY, HEY! MONDAY, PLUS-44, THE CALLING, SUM 41, THE FRAY, TWILIGHT, SWIMMING POOLS, EXTREME ACTIVITIES (even if i don't do any), SOCCER (even if i don't play), FRIENDS, INTERNET, coughparentscough.

I hate wannabes, bitches, sluts, whores, back stabbers, horror movies, miley cyrus, jonas brothers, miranda cosgrove, scandals, too much sun. :D

RANDOM QUOTES: :D:D:D:D

"do the JICA dance!! clapclap-- Yr. I - 1, st. peter

"Never laugh at a clown with a gun." -- Anonymous

"Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip...uh-huh, uh huh." -- Sesame Street

"Well, I'm sure we can resolve this in a mature way. Right, Mr. Poopypants?" -- from Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear

“Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed.” -- Snoopy

"A northern fairy tale stars out 'once upon a time...'
A southern fairy tale starts out 'y'all ain't gon' believe this shit!'"

"Sexy: it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off"

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory"

"An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.
You would never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order' sign,
just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience'."

"Arguing over the internet is like the Special Olympics:
even if you do win, you're still retarded."

"The best thing about Alzheimer’s is:
You can hide your own Easter eggs"

"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye?
Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP"

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote,
that means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous"

"I'm a babe magnet... just the wrong end"

"I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it."

"If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny"

"After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me,
'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'"

"Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them."

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world
everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper."

"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter"

RANDOM ANNOYING PICK UP LINES:

"I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?"

"Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!"

"Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?"

"I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart."

"I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

"Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?"

"You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot."

"Can I read your T shirt in brail?"

"I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.'

"If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together."

"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper."

"If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Did you just fart?? …Cause you blew me away!"

"Do you work at subway?? because you just gave me a footlong!!'

"Are you from tennessee? because your the only ten i see!!"

"Babe you gotta stop changing your lipstick my dick's turning into a rainbow"

"Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?"

"Is your father an alien? cause you’re outta this world!"

"Are you religious? Because you are the answer to my prayers."

"Where have you been all my life"

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because your a BOMB..."

JUST STUFFS...

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile

If you love Edward Cullen, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would kill to become one, copy this onto your profile

If you’ve read Twilight, New Moon,Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn over twelve times, copy this onto your profile

If you haven’t "died" but want to, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results(TWILIGHT), copy this onto your profile

If you have ever tried to block your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen is from said gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this onto your profile

If you have Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn memorized, copy this onto your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder, copy this onto your profile.

AV is Addicted to Vampires, copy this onto your profile.

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren’t real, copy this onto your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see a sliver Volvo you run down the street screaming, "EDWARD!", copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm proud to be a part of the "chase Jacob black out of town with pitchforks" fan club(even though it should be "chase jacob black out of town with pitchforks, torches, maces, flame throwers, cannons, tanks, pistols, and grandes" club.

Go on Itunes and put it on shuffle. As each question changes, click the next song. See what comes up!

1. How does the world see me?

I'm Shakin'-Rooney (uh...)

2. Will I have a happy life?

Your Call-Secondhand Serenade (no comment)

3. What do people really think of me?

My Happy Ending-Avril Lavigne (ouch)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

The Rock Show-Blink-182 (seriously??)

5. How can I make others happy?

If I Ain't Got You-Alicia Keys (sweet!!)

6. How can I make myself happy?

I'm Yours-Jason Mraz (sure?)

7. What should I do with my life?

Flipside-Click 5

8. Will I ever have children?

Great DJ -The Ting Tings (i don't get it)

9. What is some good advice for me?

What I Need-Deepside

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

Desperate-David Archuleta (wtf?! no i'm not!!)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Grand Theft Autumn-Fall Out Boy (cool i love them!!)

12. What song will play at my funeral?

Freeze-T-Pain ft. Chris Brown (crap!!)

13. What type of men/women do you like?

I Kissed A Boy-Cobra Starship (uh...what?!)

14. What is my day going to be like?

Beautiful dirty Rich-Lady Gaga (cool!!)

15. Why am I here?

SOS-Jonas Brothers (...)

16. What will people remember me for?

Insomnia-Craig David (ok??)

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

Hit The floor-Linkin Park (i'll be rockin tomorrow!! yeah!!)

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

Swing Swing- All American Rejects (i'll take that as a yes?)

19. What will this year be all about?

If I Were A Boy-beyonce (crap!!)

18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

If You Seek Amy-Britney Spears (yeah!!)

19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Single Ladies-Beyonce (wait what!?)

20 - Your message to the world:

On The Line-Demi Lovato (O.o)

21 - Your deepest secret:

Bossy-Lindsay Lohan (oh yeah i'm bossy!!)

22 - Your innermost desire:

When you say nothing at all- Ronan Keating (T_T)

23 - Your oldest memory makes you think:

This Is For Keeps-The Spill Canvas (ooh it makes me think of vampires... EDWARD!!)

24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

Dirty-Christina Aguilera (my mom would kill me)

25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

New Classic-Selena Gomez (what?!)

26 - Right now, your feelings are:

Bad Girl-Rihanna (oh yeah i'm BAD!!)

27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Last Christmas-Taylor Swift (well that sucks)

28 - You scream during sex:

Don't Go Breakin My Heart-Jesse McCartney (wow)

29- You’d describe you best friend as:

I don't Wanna be Inlove-Good Charlotte (nice...)

30- Your friends describe you as:

All Day-Hillsong (is that supposed to be a compliment??)

31- In an elevator you are most likely to:

Breakeven-The Script (i will break??)

32- Your philophisy in life is:

Startruck-Lady Gaga

33 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:

Satisfaction- Benny Benassi t( '_' t)

50 random questions

1.Where were you 3 hours ago?

...why??

2. Who are you in love with?

EDWARD CULLEN!! ROBERT PATTINSON!!

3.Have you ever eaten a crayon?

i'm not that stupid...

4.Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

yes?

5.When is the last time you went to the mall?

i dunno last week?? i'm sick...

6.Are you wearing socks right now?

no...

7.Do you have a car worth over 2,000??

i don't have a car...heck i don't even have a license yet!!

8.When was the last time you drove out of town??

uhm last week??

9.have you been to the movies in the last 5 days??

are stupid or something?? i told you i was sick!!

10.Are you hot?

when you say hot...you mean temperature right?? :D:D:D:D:D:D

11.What was the last thing you had to drink?

water...

12.What are you wearing right now??

i dunno...

13.Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it??

i told you i don't have a car!!

14.Last food that you ate??

soup??

15.Where were you last week at this time?

probably wondering why my life sucks! :P

16.Have you bought any clothing items in the last week??

no not really... O.o

17.When is the last time you ran??

for president? :D

18.What's the last sporting event you watched?

intramurals??

19.What is your favorite animal??

tiger!! rawr!

20.Your dream vacation??

somewhere with edward cullen :D

21.Last person's house you were in??

my cousin's :D awesome house!! i ate alot!!

22.Worst injury you've ever had?

when i was 7 i fell from my bike my face was full of blood so was the rest of my body...i don't really remember much i was kind of slipping in and out of consciousness...

23.Have you been in love??

no...

24.Do you miss anyone right now??

holy freakin' yes!! KIM!! (friend who moved) :D

25.Last play you saw??

wonderbookshop (school play...really stupid)

26.What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex??

i dunno...

27.What are your plans for tonight??

sleep, watch TV :D i'm sick...

28.Next trip you are going to take??

probably the doctor

29.Ever go to camp?

i wish...

30.Were you an honor roll student in school??

ahahhahahahhahah...wait...your serious?? :D

31.What do you know about the future??

miley cyrus would die??

32.Are you wearing any perfume or cologne??

i'm sick and you expect me to wear cologne??

33.Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit??

yuh..

34.Where is your best friend??

i dunno probably hanging out with her new 'friends'

35.How is your best friend??

i started to not care years ago..

36.Do you have a tan??

i was born tan baby!! yes i'm that lucky!! :D

37.What are you listening to right now??

Hot 'n Cold-Katy Perry (don't ask)

38.Do you collect anything??

original cd's :D

39.Who is the biggest gossiper you know?

alot..

40.Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over??

uh..

41.Have you ever drank soda from a straw??

i'm not that stuck-up

42.What does your last text message say??

i dunno i forgot..

43.Do you like hot sauce??

no!! once i forced to drink a packet of hot sauce...after that i never came close to hot sauce ever again

44.Last time you took a shower?

i dunno probably last week?? kiddin'!! i'm not an idiot!! i just took one :D

45.Do you need to do laundry??

no

46.What is your favorite book??

twilight duh!! just look at my favorite stories below (idiot)

47.What is your heritage??

dunno...

48.Are you someone's best friend??

i wish...

49.Are you rich??

people say that i am but i'm not

50.What are you doing at 12 am last night??

uh...probably having mind blowing sex?? :D joke!! kiddin!! sheesh!! stop it!! i was sick!! idiot!

RANDOM...

1.Regret Something You Did In The Past?

yes!!

2.Country You Wanna Visit:

PARIS!!

3.Way You Wanna Die:

bitten by a vampire (edward) :D

4.Like Thunderstorms?

so i can play baseball??

5.Get Along W/ Your Parents?

sometimes...

6. R U A Health Freak?

no

7. U Think Ur Attractive?

8. Do You Believe In Yourself?

sometimes..

9.Wanna Get Married?

to whom??

10.Wanna Go To College?

what do you think?

11.Shower Daily?

duh

12.Want Kids?

want a broken nose?

13.When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?

i dunno when i get married?

14. Do U Hate Anyone?

yes!!

15.Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?

uh...

16. Do You Think You Can Sing?

i dunno

17.Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?

yes

18. Eat Whatever And Not Worry?

not really...

19.Can You Whistle?

yes...

20. Can You Walk In High Heels?

i don't wear heels

21.Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?

what am i 4??

22.Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?

sometimes

23.Can You Multitask?

i can study, watch TV, use the computer, listen to music,and eat all at the same time does that count??

24.Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?

sorry but i'm not a freak

25.Can You Fit In Your Locker?

why would i even be inside a locker in the first place??

26.Do You Spit?

uh...what?

27.Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?

yes

28.If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?

i wish that edward cullen would be real and leave bella :D

29.What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?

forgot

30.What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?

is this really necessary??

31.What's Your Favorite Scent?

the smell of freedom!!

32.Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?

that depends...

UPDATES:

08/25/09: I just posted a new story it's entitled Why ME? i was bored then that idea popped out of my mind so yeah...i probably won't be adding another chapter to Continuation of Breaking Dawn, sorry to the people who's waiting for another chapter :D. I ran out of ideas and I kind of accidentally lost the notebook :P. Plus i'm not really into drama and stuff I can't think of any plot that's full of drama so i'm VERY SORRY!

okay i have a fictionpress account. If you like to read Humor/Romance stories go there. If you want to stalk me i have a twitter account. Or if you want to read my blogs i also have a tumblr account. :D

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Picture This by ThatPanicGirlE reviews
Bella's love for roller coasters lands her into an awkward position in none other than a photo booth. The aftermath is confusing and exciting for both Bella and Emmett. EmXB Rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Evening the Score by DH78 reviews
Sorry! This story has been removed from this site. Please see my bio for more info!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 142,143 - Reviews: 4780 - Favs: 4,106 - Follows: 5,572 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Mates For Eternity by xxLuAshxx reviews
Male vampires are very possessive and dominant of their mates. Bella Swan is a vampire before she moves to the small town of Forks. What happens when she moves to Forks? *POSSESSIVE EDWARD & LEMONS. STEPHANIE MEYER OWNS TWILIGHT* R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,063 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Punishment by my1alias reviews
For Jaeyliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. A prisoner has been causing trouble and Officer Swan must punish him for his antics. Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Work Benefits by winterohnine reviews
Sleeping her way to the top was never Isabella's intention, but in an act of desperation, she agrees to a deal she never knew it would change her life. All Human. Drabble-ish.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,999 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,878 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bella, Edward
Evermore Experience by deJean Smith reviews
Bella Swan receives an invitation to the exclusive Evermore Experience, an in-depth immersion summer program where she plans to fully explore 19th century England, but fate has other plans for her once she arrives. A mostly AU story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 161,112 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3301 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Twilight on the BLUE LAGOON by knicnort3 reviews
Bella was one of the popular sophomores in her high school, but when a class trip goes awry she finds herself marooned on a tropical island with Edward Cullen, the resident school geek. The two must overcome their differences and learn to work together in order to survive. If you're a fan of 'Twilight' and 'Blue Lagoon', this is the story for you! *more info inside* AH, AU, E/B
Crossover - Twilight & Blue Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,647 - Reviews: 4243 - Favs: 2,867 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Bella - Complete
Daddy and His Little Girl by mm004 reviews
Daddy, his little girl, and their son. Daddykink, smut, ExB, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,581 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella
Hot For A Teacher by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
Beautiful and popular among her peers, Isabella Swan's life has always been superficial and easy. In an alternate universe, her parents' money can buy her everything and everyone she wants. Too bad the new hot teacher is out of her league for reasons more than one. This love, she's going to have to work for. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
Hedone Ranch by JenJadeEyes reviews
Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella - Complete
Fatherhood, Formula, and Other F Words by anhanninen reviews
When man-whore, foul-mouthed Edward's life takes an unexpected turn, he's left with a baby to raise. With the help of a friendly neighbor, he learns sometimes the unexpected could be the best thing that's ever happened. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,732 - Reviews: 6451 - Favs: 6,250 - Follows: 4,779 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Isle of Dreams by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,699 - Reviews: 4890 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
29 Dimensions by Catastrophia reviews
Tired of looking for Mr. Right in all the wrong places Bella is pushed toward online dating by her friends. Just who will she meet, or not meet with 29 dimensions of compatibility at play? Find out! Rated M AH/AU Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,295 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10337 - Favs: 5,712 - Follows: 4,129 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Enterprise by Amethyst Jackson reviews
ALL HUMAN: Bella has no idea how she's going to continue supporting herself and her recovering father on her meager income…until a certain CEO waltzes in with an offer she can't refuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,680 - Reviews: 4621 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 4,923 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4658 - Favs: 5,497 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bang? by Twilight01fanlovesjasper reviews
Not suitable for under 15, contains a lot of lemony moments with Bella & other Twilight characters. There's no actual plot, as this was all part of a bet I had with a friend. It is not to be taken as serious work. You had been warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,118 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella
Superheroes and Second Chances by kr2009 reviews
Written with anhanninen. Edward moved across the country, leaving behind his high school sweetheart and all the memories they'd made. As times get tough on the east coast, he decides to move back home to Forks with his three year old son for a fresh start. He never realized exactly what he left behind and how it could be his perfect future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,238 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 580 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One More Chance by tpec1991 reviews
When Edward&Bella met it was love at 1st sight. On their wedding day, Edward makes a huge mistake. Hurt, Bella runs away w/o a trace. What happens when years later he runs into her and discovers that she's NOT with some1 but also she's not ehmm... ALONE?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 361,389 - Reviews: 3595 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 1,976 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15035 - Favs: 9,862 - Follows: 5,439 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9314 - Favs: 7,677 - Follows: 7,781 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Nobody's Little Girl by HelloElla reviews
A billionaire couple searches for their long lost daughter. A lonely, troubled young man finds and gives refuge to a homeless girl with no name. Paths are crossed and hearts are given, but you can't keep what was never yours.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,863 - Reviews: 5850 - Favs: 4,621 - Follows: 3,663 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Surviving High School by Tardis19 reviews
All Bella Swan wants to do is survive high school, but when you're a klutz extraordinaire, have the hots for the popular guy and there's a cheerleader out to destroy you, surviving high school may be harder than it seems. AH/Teen Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,872 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Pleasure and Pain by GemmaH reviews
When confronted with the evidence of her husband, Edward, cheating on her with her BFF, Bella sets out to deal with the turmoil he has thrown her life into. This is her story. There are ups & downs, but no promises or guarantees here. Just like real life. *Ch1 now edited from TwiKinkFest version*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,488 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Bella - Complete
Harriet and the Three Foot Giraffe by leiahlaloa reviews
What in the world could Bella and Edward be doing in the baby section at Harrods?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
One Night by araeo reviews
...in the life of the living dead. Take a peek into the life of this most elusive species – the new parent. Watch as they navigate an extremely rare night out without their offspring. Can they survive a night of misbehaving babysitters, portly cops, and the monotony of married life? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,775 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Real Life of E A Masen by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
Edward Cullen - to most, he's a boring book editor but he's really an elusive romance novelist with an erotic flair. When he's not writing porn, I mean romance, he's just a guy who's married to his high school sweetheart and father of three teens. This funny, romantic, sweet Daddyward will make you laugh and cry. (Bonus: A Jake you'll love, too)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,495 - Reviews: 4100 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taking Liberties by Babette12 reviews
Alone, running a subsistence farm in New Hampshire, Bella is visited by a wounded Revolutionay War soldier. Written for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,701 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 11044 - Favs: 5,686 - Follows: 5,900 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Things are Never What They Seem by krazi4TwiSaga reviews
On the outside they re just like everyone else, high school sweethearts, Bella & Edward married straight out of high school. Successful, loving parents to the outside world, they re living the American Dream, but things are never what they seem! OOC NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,941 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doorstep Bundle by mersedez2001 reviews
Edward the perpetual bachelor, was loving his single life until one day a child he didn't know he had, was left on his door step.Sexward is now being forced to be a stay at home dadward.Better summery inside! A/H, cannon pairing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 120,485 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fate Interrupted by drotuno reviews
What if Edward never returned to Carlisle after his "rebellious" phase? What if he and Bella were always meant to be? How do you pledge yourself to your mate if your life isn't yours to begin with? AU ExB Vampires...Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 99,825 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7959 - Favs: 9,334 - Follows: 3,758 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
La Dolce Vita: Hollywood Living by johnnyboy7 reviews
What happens when newly divorced, mother of one, Bella meets mega movie star Edward dealing with a full life of his own? Can they make their love work in the crazy town called Hollywood? All Human, Canon Pairings, some OCC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 304,778 - Reviews: 3524 - Favs: 3,249 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7511 - Favs: 10,658 - Follows: 5,869 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7127 - Favs: 6,884 - Follows: 4,999 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3110 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Everything About You by hillroy reviews
He's the school player, and she's the new girl from Phoenix. He's a jerk, she's hardheaded. The last thing anybody expects is for these two to fall in love, especially since they undeniably hate eachother. All Human. OOC. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,198 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/10/2008
The Casting Couch by coldplaywhore reviews
Carlisle is a vile movie producer who takes advantage of the girls who audition for his films, and this time it's Isabella's turn. Rated M. AH VERY OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,179 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
She Died of a Broken Heart by BubblyAmericanWriter1 reviews
Bella Swan was forced to leave her true love, Edward Cullen, behind when she moved to Phoenix with her mom when she was 16 years old. Now, returning 3 years later, she finds out something tragic has happened. Very heart-breaking. Tears may occur. AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
A Wacky High School by LolittaDeath reviews
The Cullens are going to high school again. This time the students are doing more then just fantasizing about them. What will happen when the students try to hook up with Cullens? Can they keep them at bay while hiding their identities? E&B R&E A&J R&J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 2/14/2009
Picture Perfect by lovelovelove22 reviews
Edward and Bella are only together for the sake of their son, but can a family survive through months of seperation?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,326 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wrong Number by fallanydeeper reviews
Bella is asked out on a date by a fellow student at Seattle University. What happens when she takes down his number incorrectly? BxE please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,981 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hard by MyLifeandHis reviews
Lonely in a new town, Edward is searching for something. He finds what he least expected in a coffee shop– Jasper and Riley. But will Garrett change it all? E/J/R 3some E/G slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,449 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward, Garrett - Complete
The Rebound by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
If the person is so right, does it matter if the timing is all wrong? E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resisting love by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
Scotland, 1152. He had never given his heart to someone. Not after his parents died right in front of him when he was only a child. Being forced by the king of his country to marry, he decides to fight the attraction to his bride. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,891 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4746 - Favs: 4,272 - Follows: 3,019 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come as you aren't by sheviking reviews
One-shot written for the annual Countdown to Halloween. Shy Bella decides to do something about her crush on the popular "jock" Edward at his Halloween party. Is a certain costume the right approach? Teen angst mixed with citrus and sweetness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6056 - Favs: 4,471 - Follows: 4,387 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
I Watch by mugglemom08 reviews
Edward likes to watch Bella with other men.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Play With Me by Mizzdee reviews
Bella has her future all planned out: job, husband, kids. But before real life begins, Edward told her to let loose & have fun. To experience life. There are two experiences she wants, Emmett and Jasper. Written for Twilight Kink fest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 167 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella
To the Victor Go the Spoils by MarchHare5 reviews
When Carlisle's coven of females is threatened by an interloper, Carlisle's instincts run away with him as he teaches his rival a lesson he'll never forget. Very OOC. Graphic. Heed warnings inside. For the TwiKinkFest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,457 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
For You I Will by ooza reviews
Bella has a thing for gay male porn. Her biggest fantasy? To see her husband Edward taken by his gay friend Carlisle. Edward knows and is a bit put off by it, but one drunken night her fantasy is realized. Written for TwiKinkFest. AH/BPOV/ExB/ExC/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 125 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If you build it they will come by Malice Slashlover reviews
M rated. Entry for ummmm, a competition I can't name or describe as FF has been deleting M rated stories, just read review but if you don't like it, just click the X ...and ummmm know that I'm sorry I had to delete the original summary, and the original title too.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Mike - Complete
Cibus pro Anima by TheRainGirl reviews
Twi Kink Fest Prompt: Pregnant Bella and Edward figures out he has a lactation fetish. Rated M for a reason. Do enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anything by theladyingrey42 reviews
"They say that if you love someone, you'll do anything for him. I just never imagined that what my husband would ask of me would be to have sex with another man." Written for the TwiKinkFest. Cuckolding fetish. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 171 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eyes On Me by ManderBetis reviews
"I felt a hand softly brush my thigh. I knew it wasn't Edward's. Riley's hand was moving slowly up my thigh, moving up and under my dress. "Do his fingers feel good?" Written for the TwiKink Fest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And Then There's You by StewLuv reviews
A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,456 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 5,144 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Isn't Stalking If You Don't Get Caught by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,597 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Defiance by EdwardsMate4ever reviews
TwiKinkFest submission. Prompt: I want some wolf lovin' between Leah and Jake in wolf form. Full prompt inside. Dub/con.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Red Strawberries by mssdare reviews
Edward loves how pretty Jasper looks wearing mascara. But that's only the start of it. My TwiKinkFest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Mistress's New Toy by vbfb1 reviews
Mistress has gotten a new toy that she is just dying to try out on her pet. Will he enjoy it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Surreal Life by einfach mich reviews
AH, Slashy, Smutty fun written for the TwiKinkFest. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,313 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 211 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Edward
Working at Home by vbfb1 reviews
TwiKinkFest piece. Edward loves his job as a gynaecologist and can't help but bring his work home with him. MEDICAL FETISH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Complete
Bella Cullen's Reminiscent Ten Year Reunion by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
Wife, Mother, and Second grade teacher. Bella Cullen had her life a certain way since she graduated Forks High. A letter from her ten year reunion awakens the insecure eighteen year old girl that left Forks that distant time ago. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,116 - Reviews: 2100 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13056 - Favs: 6,156 - Follows: 2,786 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friends and Lovers by texasbella reviews
Sometimes opportunities present themselves & you have to make the most of them. What starts as an innocent camping trip among friends turns into so much more. E/J slash. M for lemons. *2nd place winner for Judges & voters choice in the DYAC contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Musings of a Mortician by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
A geeky, socially awkward mortician who has a penchant for talking to his conscience finds himself in a position that he never thought he'd find himself in, especially in a morgue locker room. Ghosts aren't the only things that go bump in the night. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11603 - Favs: 9,357 - Follows: 6,623 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Someone Remind Me by TheSlowMidnightDreamer reviews
Bella Swan just wants to read her book, but is ambushed by her two best friends that dress her up and force her to a party. Bella doesn't want to go 'cause Edward Cullen is going to be there. She decides to let loose, but Edward doesn't like that one bit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,173 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Edward, Bella
Golden Boy by stella luna sky reviews
The first time I saw him, he was the defeated quarterback of my school's rival team. I'm still not sure why I talked to him, but I know it's the smartest thing I've ever done. One shot, AU/AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 2,165 - Follows: 1,444 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Good, The Beard and The Stubborn by rinabina reviews
A mini-take for Foul Territory. Edward comes home from a road trip with a new "development." Bella reacts, lines are drawn, sides taken and the bet is on. Who will break first? Will be complete by the end of the week. E/B AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Belong With Me by MandyLeigh87 reviews
When I was six, he made me cry. When I was fourteen, he got me suspended. And when I was sixteen, he asked me to dance. Long lost VDay One Shot. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hunky Sugar Daddy by tinklove reviews
A simple question asked by a lonely Edward in hopes for the happiness he always wanted, answered by an unlucky Bella for the love she forever needed. All Human. ExB. Canon Couples. Lemons of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,047 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Married My Ex Boss by tinklove reviews
Bella is forced to go to Vegas with her sister-in-law to cheer up after a bad breakup. Edward, who is Bella’s ex-boss, has a meeting in Vegas. They meet, get drunk and end up married. She asks for divorce, he asks for 6 months. Canon-couples. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,271 - Reviews: 3676 - Favs: 4,340 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9489 - Favs: 8,499 - Follows: 5,726 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Untouchable Like A Distant Diamond Sky by xoxo41 reviews
Edward Cullen is the football captain who is dating the cheerleading captain, Tanya. Bella Swan is the average best friend to Edward who is secretly in love with him. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,773 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding His Muse by Nolebucgrl reviews
Dirty Cheeky Monkey Picspiration Entry. He longs to write the perfect song. She longs to touch her husband again. Perhaps she can help him find his muse. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 126 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Romance Is Dead by Kat097 reviews
Bella had a feeling that she was going to die young. She just didn't expect to be a ghost afterwards but these things happen. So do vampires, who can not only see you but take an interest in your afterlife. "You're dead." "So are you. What's your point?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,220 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5862 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Townies & Tourists by SweetDulcinea reviews
It was supposed to be a summer to relax on the beach & figure out her future. Bella never thought she'd fall in love and complicate everything. 99.99% fluff. Boys on Boards contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,854 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cottage by kitkat681 reviews
At 16, Edward stumbles across a fairy-tale cottage deep in the woods. The frightened young girl he finds hiding in the trees haunts his dreams for years to come. Why is she alone in the woods? How can she survive? Rated M for..well you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,931 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
With Every Breath I Take by mersedez2001 reviews
On the night of Edward and Bella's third anniversary, Edward, who is a firefighter, is sent into a burning building which collapses with him inside, leaving Bella at home to wonder if he will make it home alive."For the Love of a Man in Uniform" 3rd place
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Congratulations by retroninjachick reviews
Bella and Edward were once best friends, until Bella fell for him, only to run away after his wedding. It's been three years and they meet again. What exactly will go down when Edward realizes he might have made a mistake? Is it too late? E/B, AH complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,565 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Empathy by Kimmydonn reviews
Edward comes to understand how his daughter can get so much satisfaction out of his and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward - Complete
Menage a Trois by edwardsisobel reviews
Bella comes home early to find her new husband and best friend in a compromising position. Since it has been a fantasy of hers she joins them, but what will the consequences of that night be on her marriage and friendship. Edward/Bella/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,914 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13513 - Favs: 8,255 - Follows: 6,126 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Summer Vacations by shasta53 reviews
Bella and Edward met on vacation as children. Now, for the first time in four years, they met again on Hilton Head island. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,893 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every Dog Has His Day by Lori94 reviews
**O/S - NO SLASH - BDSM - SHARING - PUPPY-KINK** From a very young age, a boy is told to behave normally- like a human boy. Is it normal to deny your instictive urges or is it normal to let your inner pup out to play?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6555 - Favs: 5,925 - Follows: 3,544 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty games by Layla Waldorf-Bass reviews
This is a colletion on short stories about Chuck and Blair.Chuck smirks and says in his husky tone "I can get you something much bigger if you like." Oneshort. 2 "Chuuuck, what a mass," Blair groans as her body gave out.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,109 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Whatever It Takes by NoelleSeven reviews
Will he be willing to do whatever it takes to be with her? Especially when it means facing a past he'd rather forget. AH/slightly OOC and M for future chapters. Features baseball playing Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 396,102 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 6245 - Favs: 6,091 - Follows: 2,608 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vault by SydneyAlice reviews
An outtake written for Fandom Fights Tsunami.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 5159 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Young Love by Seraphie17 reviews
6 year old Bella at the beach, gets bullied, meets 6 year old Edward. Serious cuteness. All human. Background: Bella's mum died just after giving birth to her. Edward's mum died in a car crash when he was four. One shot. Read and review pweez! :P
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Wings by Saritadreaming reviews
Bella is a disillusioned cheerleader who jumps off a cliff into the churning water below and gets more than she bargained for when she's saved by the man who's been waiting in the wings. Popularity doesn't always equal happiness. AH Won 2 SingleShotAwards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
SexEd by The Twi-Tard reviews
Mr.Banner decides to assign new lab partners for the new topic of sex education, Edward and Bella get partnered up. Edward Cullen Is cocky and manages to make Bella uncomfortable every chance he gets. When Bella and Edward have to study what will ensue?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,400 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Foul Territory by rinabina reviews
After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3424 - Favs: 4,931 - Follows: 2,427 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8487 - Favs: 7,123 - Follows: 2,895 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time: Of Diaries and Destiny by TKegl reviews
An alternate ending to Beyond Time, written for Fandoms Fight the Floods.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 139 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Closing Time by sadtomato reviews
Edward and Bella are servers working together in a busy restaurant-what happens when they're left alone to close up the shop? Prompted by the lovely bashfulfan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smart Ass by Jupiter hits on mars reviews
Bella has a smart ass of a husband.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Humiliation or Bliss by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
What if you had a self-proclaimed disease? One that made you wary of women? What would you do if someone offered to help you with it? Would you refuse or would you accept? There are only two ways it could end...O/s For the Naughty and Nice Holiday contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,269 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 4,791 - Follows: 3,430 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Companion by bellamarie117 reviews
Bella Swan always believed in happily ever afters.When she marries her high school sweetheart & starts her own wedding business, she thinks she's living her dream.Then it all comes crashing down.Can a handsome photographer help her believe in love again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,108 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're Home To Me by eifeltwr reviews
My entry for the EdwardGetsFic'd contest... Bella's been in love with her best friend for years, can she show him that they're meant to be together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,046 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tale by Totteacher reviews
Isabella Swan had grown up surrounded by cruel Lords who use woman for their own amusement. How will the young woman be able to protect herself? Can she escape the same fate as her mother?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,237 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens in Zurich by MyLifeandHis reviews
While backpacking through Europe, Edward takes Bella to Zurich to visit his old friend, Emmett. With Bella's encouragement, the boys relive some exciting memories... and make new ones. M/M/F 3some, A collab with sadtomato
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Night of Firsts by ooza reviews
Bella is an exotic dancer. Edward is shy and inexperienced. What happens when they meet at a gentleman's club? My first one-shot. M for lemons, AH, OCC, ExB **COMPLETE**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,526 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare: Emmett Style by DSandEC4eva reviews
This story is all about Emmett's favorite game and the adventures the Cullen's and Bella get into while playing it. Alice and Bella getting married? Is Edward gay? Is Rosalie pregnant? Emmett in love with a werewolf? Find out in this VERY funny story! DS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,158 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2008
A Night I Won't Forget by LA91 reviews
Bella goes out to a new pub to meet her brother, Jake. What she doesn't realize is this is where she'll meet three guys that she will spend the night with, and wont ever forget it. LEMONS in later chapters! Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,412 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Bella
Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Sacrificial Lamb by mcgt reviews
TWILIGHT - E/B - Isabella's name had been spoken by the great shaman Alissandra. What happens when she's the virginal offering chosen to save her hamlet from utter destruction?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Complete
Be My Master Head Master? by rbsschess reviews
Entry for the Forbidden Lemon Contest - Bella is about to graduate high school and is looking for a Dom. Edward is the Head Master at her school and he is who she wants. Problem - he is married, has kids, a friend of her father and 35. Can she get him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 210,758 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by lovelovelove22 reviews
One passionate night together turns into something that will bind two perfect strangers, Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, together for the rest of their lives.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 47,525 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One night in the Cave by Anne Viola reviews
What SHOULD have happened with Katniss and Peeta in their cave during the games...lemons!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,877 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Bella, The Lioness by BellaMadonna reviews
Bella Cullen is a 159 yr old vampire; Edward Masen a 17 yr old human. Their love has existed through time. This story is PURE ROMANCE with a little something extra; A/U B&E-OOC Cullen vampires are same; They prove that True Love rises above all obstacles
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 300,589 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Wife My Mistress by Dommella's Dungeon reviews
Edward is a husband, father, and shrewd businessman, happily married to the shy, soft spoken girl next door, who happens to be his high school sweetheart, but things are never as they seem. Lady in RED contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,846 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Sticky Situation by givemehotknives reviews
Written for the Fic-A-Pic contest. For Bella Swan, there's nothing worse than working the Hallmark Store the day before Valentine's Day. It's up to her boyfriend to convince her that the holiday's not all bad. Superfluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stand In by lexiecullen17 reviews
When you start in porn, there's really nowhere else to go but up. Bella, a young Hollywood hopeful, finds herself on the lowest rung of the film business ladder…porn. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 118 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting Lost by Vican reviews
A lonely author, a blue eyed angel, a golden mischief maker and the quintessential DILFward; mix them altogether, and what do you get? Only time will tell... AU/AH, rated M for adult content and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,544 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Someone Wake Me Up by MadderThanTheCheshire reviews
AU - It's been three years since Edward left Bella, and now she's moving on with her life as a singer in a band. What happens when the Cullen's show up at one of her concerts?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,183 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Higher Power by High Times Contest reviews
Sister Swan is disappointed when she is forced to confiscate marijuana from her favorite student. What happens when she goes to Father Cullen to ask for his mercy? Priestward/Nunella Lemon/Drug Use. An entry for the High Times Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,222 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Edward, Bella
Date and Switch by Mrs. Cope reviews
Bella didn't think she had a chance for happiness on the blind date, until she sat down at the wrong table. Now, all she had to do was to figure out how to get back to the table where Mr. Right was waiting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9313 - Favs: 7,038 - Follows: 3,400 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight: 101,918 BC aka Caveward by crissee reviews
Edward is a young unmated caveboy living in the year 101,918 B.C. He's your average Neanderthal until the nomadic Birdpebbles and their daughter Bella cross the Cullenstone's path. Can Bella turn Edward from a caveboy to a cavemaaaaannnnn?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Curse Is Broken by TSA-Hot-Lemons reviews
Bella's birthday has always been cursed: on her 30th, she's sick with the flu. Can Edward kiss it and make it all better? An AH story about the gift of playing doctor. Canon pairings, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mat by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella meets a mysterious and gorgeous Edward Cullen while doing her laundry late at night. They bond over their love of candy and a little old woman named Carmen. AH B/E 3 shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 171 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brothers by shouvley reviews
Emmett's younger brother Edward has made his life difficult since before he was even born. Will Emmett ever realize that having a younger brother isn't completely horrible? Exploring sibling rivalry through the years. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4637 - Favs: 5,195 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Love by Share Your Inspiration reviews
Through circumstances beyond either's control, Jasper and Edward end up as brothers. Cupid however has other plans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Wish by earthprincess4 reviews
*2nd place judges choice winner in PickAPicChallenge* All Bella wants is someone to love her. She wishes on a shooting star and the star has one week to grant her the wish. But what if Bella doesn't want the wish anymore and would rather have the star?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,312 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wrapped in a Bow by CyraBear reviews
Grad student Edward Cullen comes home one day to find a very unexpected Christmas gift. A one-shot written for the fabulous Ms. DeJean Smith for the Sparkling Citrus 2010 Secret Santa exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,236 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
Inhale Her by Lawn Girl reviews
Entry for the Awkward Contest. A summer job, a bachelor party... a chance meeting turns into an Awkward moment. But fate finds a way to smooth out the Awkwardness into something more interesting. Rated M for adult entertainment.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,032 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contact Sport by SweetDulcinea reviews
Soccer is Edward's life, so when his Division I playing career meets distraction in the form a sexy new trainer, his mind is in 100 different places. True feelings are exposed after a bad game & a locker room confrontation. i.e. sweaty, aggressive, & hot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fruitcake by Wonderkin reviews
One-shot for the FML Contest. Poor Edward. His family thinks he's gay, and gives him a fruitcake at Christmas to symbolically let him know that they're okay with it. The trouble? He's straight. ExB. AH. Oh, boy. Link to the contest in the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Are the Odds? by Missus T reviews
Best selling author Edward Cullen gets roped into being on The Bachelor. He feels a connection with a reluctant bachelorette on the first night, but what are the odds it will sustain itself until the final rose ceremony? Pick a Pic Entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,712 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Santa's Baby by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Bella and Edward have seemingly hated each other for years. Edward's last stunt was the last straw in Bella's mind. She decides to get him back when they are forced to work together on the hospital's Christmas Ball. Can they play nice as Mr And Mrs Claus?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seeing Things by Beautiful Figment reviews
Edward makes a startling discovery that sends him running to his best friend...where he makes an even more startling discovery. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Need an Excuse by Beautiful Figment reviews
When a prank goes awry, Jasper gets trapped in a closet with Edward, the best friend he has been secretly crushing on. AH/OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4384 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 3,476 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6842 - Favs: 10,032 - Follows: 3,097 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beauty Within by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Going to his brother Jasper's company Christmas party, Edward hopes to spend time with the employee he's admired from afar for months. Will his blindness keep her away, or will she find it allows him to see her in another way? AH/AU/OOC - ExB - Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Darkness and Light by kitkat681 reviews
Edward Cullen is a brilliant man who only has one thing missing from his life... his sight. What can insecure, unloved Bella Swan help him find? Canon pairings AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,136 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Detention, Licks, and Dirty Tricks by mistyhaze420 reviews
A little Ghettosper and Geekward's fun time in detention. Slash E/J Mature O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,512 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 140 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Lips Like Scarlet Sugar by phoebes.promise reviews
"I think you liked me touching you in front of your ex, didn't you?" E & B are alone for New Year's Eve... or not. This was a tasty & fun contribution I co-authored with my talented beta jarkin33 for the Squeeze My Lemon, Lemon writing exercise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Edward, Bella
He Threw a Snowball at my Head by Savannah-Vee reviews
He threw a snowball at my head... and we ended up in bed... A quick, FLUFFY - yep, you read right - one-shot written for the lovely Fardareismai's birthday! Link to her birthday blog is up on my profile page. Jasper/Edward SLASH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Greatest Gift of All by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward Cullen wanted. He wanted a thick cock in his throat and a sharp jaw beneath his fingers. The worst part? His wife knew it, too. Well, he thought it was the worst part, until for Christmas she got him exactly what he wanted: a threesome. PWP, E/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 194 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Edward - Complete
Mercy by Marora18 reviews
She reached for my boxers then and I sighed in frustration. "Yes, darling, watch and suffer, watch and suffer," she repeated it like a song, looking straight at Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Edward, Victoria - Complete
Stranded with a Stranger by xSirenSongx reviews
Bella lives alone in a large house. When there is a knock on her door during a storm, she's surprised to see a gorgeous, drenched man on her doorstep. However, his scent is what really surprises her. Bella's PoV AU B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,603 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Man Who Can't Be Moved by Jenny0719 reviews
Bella Swan is personal assistant to 'The Sexiest Man Alive', Edward Masen. Their natural chemistry has them giving into temptation, but will Edward's fame tear them apart? Or bring them closer together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 315,382 - Reviews: 4996 - Favs: 5,237 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pickpocket by MandyLeigh87 reviews
One Shot for the Fandom for Preemies. Bella thrives on slipping money, wallets and jewels from people but what happens when she messes with the wrong guy? Rated M B/E AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 167 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red Velvet by naelany reviews
It isn't often that anyone wants to meet the night-time radio host, but one fan is hoping for the grand tour. A birthday fic for ahizelm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Need You Now by bellasunderstudy1 reviews
Written for Cystic Fibrosis Awareness month. Bella is widowed and has a daughter living with Cystic Fibrosis. Will Edward be able to prove he can be what Bella and her daughter need? Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,561 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Good Idea by Nisa Cullen reviews
Sex was a permanent fixture in his mind. Well, could you blame the guy? He had a roommate who was the sexiest guy he had ever seen. WARNING SLASH!AU,AH,ExJ A smutty o/s inspired by Savannah-Vee. If you don't like boy love,hot sex or dorm rooms DON'T READ!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Farmer's Daughter by ericastwilight reviews
They've been friends since the day he thought her to be an angel. Years later, he returns to where his heart always laid,in the hands of the local cherry farmer's daughter,Bella. Still as beautiful as she was at nine,he hopes to win her heart again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,167 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 211 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Harbor in the Tempest by bmango reviews
Jasper has more than platonic feelings for his best friend Edward, but their timing has always been off. When Edward's current boyfriend exits stage left, the also single Jasper attempts to help without admitting his feelings. J/E slash. AH Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Forever and Ever by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward has been Bella's best friend since kindergarten, and so far he's made good on his promise to always do everything with her. But now that they're older, she finds herself wanting more. Can "forever" as just friends be enough? For The Cherry Exchange
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 247 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18542 - Favs: 7,726 - Follows: 3,711 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6091 - Favs: 3,795 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Peanut Butter Jelly Time by Katluva0323 reviews
This is when Bella and Edward catch Emmett doing something that is unbelievable to their eyes. Read and review! It is purely humor based.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 6/29/2007
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9486 - Favs: 6,690 - Follows: 3,764 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Flies with her Own Wings by johnnyboy7 reviews
Bella, or Cupid, as the world knows her, has always dedicated her time to spreading love. What happens when the man who she's decided to help, turns out to be more than a regular mark.1st place public vote winner of the Enchantment o/s Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,434 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 308 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carpe Diem by tiffaninichole reviews
Winner of the Pretty Porn Contest! Bella's daily encounters with a guy at the café never fail to leave her hot & bothered. When he offers her a startling proposition, will she be able to refuse? Probably not. Rated M for slashy threesoMe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella - Complete
Suck it Scooby by MandyLeigh87 reviews
My entry in the Halloween Countdown. The gang investigates a creepy abandoned house and finds it not so abandoned. Will they all make it out alive? Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgotten Parties by EnchantedSailorBella reviews
Bella wakes up with her first ever hangover and a whole lot of missing memories. What could she possibly be forgetting? And why was THE Edward Cullen sitting next to her? formerly o/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Loves Me For Me by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward Cullen was always a little on the nerdy side in high school. Bella Swan was always a little too hardcore. Geekward FGB oneshot for kezcullen. Rated M for lang
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,609 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You're Amazing Just the Way You Are by The Irish Cullen reviews
Edward returns home to find his wife working out again, and decides to show her what he thinks of her. M for teasing! All human bit of fluff. R&R please. Based off the Bruno Mars song 'Just The Way You Are' I own nothing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Perfect Love by Robicorn reviews
Dr Edward Cullen is a twenty-six year old single dad who is sexually frustrated until he meets his sister Alice's college roommate Bella Swan. Sparks fly over Thanksgiving weekend. Lemons. Collab with Robinated Cont of 1 shot for Ninapolitins DILF contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,606 - Reviews: 2921 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Show Me Yours by TwiBoy reviews
Edward and Jasper decide to spice up their sex life with a little online fun, but you never really know who's watching...A collab with Yogagal, this was our entry for the In The Closet Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Searching the Unknown by Jaspers Sex Kitten reviews
"Entry for the Teach Me the Nasty contest" Collab with Shirley007 - Two vampires abandoned by their mates and a cheer captain; what happens when a bet is made about this new girl? JasperxBellaxEmmett Rated M for adult content/language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Somebody's watching by KatieySwan reviews
Bella and Edward are having sex and they don't know they are being watched. Who is watching them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Transcending Time by boots-7 reviews
*FOR 2010 AGE OF EDWARD CONTEST* This couldn't go on. Every night I dreamt about the pharaoh and his wife. It was going to stop. I booked a flight to Egypt. *Egyptian Empire Edward 3000 Years Ago/Modern-day Edward 1984* *AU/LR* *Two Part One Shot*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Artist's Secret by SweetDulcinea reviews
Bella needs to get away to focus on writing her next book. The Italian villa she rents holds many distractions, including an enthralling private video collection. When the owner returns, he finds quite the surprise from his mysterious house guest. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Strange Case of Edward Cullen by JulesSC reviews
The many reasons why Edward Cullen was strange. An AU love story. EXB, of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Adventures of Silly Bella by JulesSC reviews
A companion to Bella Hale. The stories about little Bella that wasn't told in BH. Just mindless fluff, with very little plot. BxE friendship, as well as Cullen family bonding.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,210 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Taking Over Me by JulesSC reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she never recovered. Saying her final goodbyes to the world, she hopes to get some peace. But something goes wrong and she ends up as a ghost. 75 years later, Edward and the Cullens comes back and finds her ghost. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Divorce : A ONE shot by Zosie reviews
Bella is determined to get her divorce and move on ,now if she can just persuade Edward. M for lemon. Yes, only one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2914 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shh! It's a Secret! by The Cherry Exchange reviews
Edward thinks he's unworthy of his best friend's love and affection, but a game of Secret Santa proves even smart guys can be wrong. Example for the 2010 Cherry Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,468 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Was His First by LJ Summers reviews
Edward is The Emrys - the Immortal. Set in Ancient Celtic Germany in 500 B.C., the blood-drinker's legend is known but still he takes Isa as his bride. Can he love her without killing her, keeping his promise? Placed 4th in Age of Edward 2010 pop vote.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,811 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet Treats by bunnylove28 reviews
Bella wants Cupcakes for her wedding. Edward wants to be traditional and have a 'normal' cake. Can she show him how wonder cupcakes are? Original O/S for the Cupcake Wars Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3090 - Favs: 4,681 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Liquid Courage by naelany reviews
Edward's been in love with his straight friend Jasper for years. One night at a party, Jasper gets drunk; and a very drunk Jasper is a very loving Jasper - to everyone. After Edward tries to drink his worry away, what happens when they end up kissing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Marlboros by QuantumFizzx reviews
Bella inherits a struggling farm she doesn't want & hires a quiet cowboy that appears to hate her. AH, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
When 2 Becomes 1 by coco786 reviews
Edward and Bella were married before Edward was turned. Only Bella was there when he closed his eyes and before Carlisle bit him. What happens when Bella becomes a vampire too. Do they find each other again or will they be lost loves forever? ExB!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,318 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Time by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
After seeing something she shouldn't have Bella, with the help of Alice, decides that she will have Edward. Does it really matter that he's nine years older and her legal guardian? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Summer Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Summer Beach Trip OUTTAKES for Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights. AH/OC/Language/Lemons Rated M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,813 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
I Love You by Audrey Rhey reviews
Katniss and Peeta share a romantic evening in bed. Rated M for lemons. Contain's Minor Mockingjay Spoilers
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Assignment by nowforruin reviews
Bella's new photography assignment puts her in need of a nude male model. Bella's friends find her in need of a bit more. Written for the Through the Lens One-shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
Tornado Meets Volcano by Crash Hale reviews
All in the day of two broken people. Edward and Bella are in love, but they don't know how to treat each other the right way - both stuck in an abusive relationship because they don't want to be without the other. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4993 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,769 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Confessions of Mr Sparkle by obsessedmom reviews
PLOT BUNNY CONTEST ENTRY You never know what you might see while washing windows. If it's someone having sex does that make you a Peeping Tom? What happens when you actually meet a certain exhibitionist? Laughs & Lemons Read & Review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Emmett - Complete
OPERATION: Breakup by tiffaninichole reviews
Finalist in the Slash/Backslash 2 Contest! It's easy to say that Jasper & Edward hate each other because it's an absolute truth. Despite their mutual disdain, they agree to combine forces for one purpose: to break up their best friends. Will they succeed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Everything I'm Wanting by contagiously reviews
Bella thought she had her life figured out; until a charismatic stranger overhears her embarrassing phone call and shows her everything she was missing. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 2986 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Say It, Out Loud by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 182 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chain Reaction by ThroughTheLensAnonymousContest reviews
Bella is a rising fashion photographer. She isn't as lucky in her love life as she is in her professional one. She's hired by Edward, an American model with great popularity in Europe, to take some pictures for his book.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Snapshots of Desire by ThroughTheLensAnonymousContest reviews
An up and coming model. A photographer. A sensual photo shoot...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,865 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
Game, Set, Match by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella is hired as a photographer to do a photo feature on the cocky, playboy tennis pro Edward Cullen. Bella is determined to resist his charms, but Edward can't seem to leave her alone. Does love really mean nothing in tennis? Slightly OOC, AH. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 167,601 - Reviews: 3809 - Favs: 3,737 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oceanic by Rochelle Allison reviews
Waterbeds can be sexy. Who knew? Edward and Bella, best friends to more-than-friends. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Girlfriend by Nolebucgrl reviews
FGB Collab With InfinityPoet. Based on the song Bad Girlfriend. Possessiveward & Teasella. What happens when Bella pushes Edwards buttons by flirting with other men? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,972 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 130 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3211 - Favs: 2,390 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Free by Jen733 reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up together as best friends, but after a summer road trip before college, they find out that there may be something more to their relationship. AH/Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bring It On: All or Nothing by lexiecullen17 reviews
Cheerleading was Bella's entire life. Making it to Nationals was the last step. What happens when a mysterious young man appears to distract her from that goal? Will she put her heart into her cheering or let it take a new direction? PLOT BUNNY CONTEST.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,346 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Final Count by Iwant2sparkle reviews
ENTRY FOR THE PLOT BUNNY CONTEST: Edward and Bella are the candidates for the position of student council president at Forks High. She needs to win. He knows he can. But how does the student body feel? AH, rated for language and lemon zest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your names not Bella? by ShannyTwilightFanny reviews
120 years after Edward left Bella. He never came back and she found someone else and had a family. Her great great granddaughter, Serena moves to Forks and finds the Cullens there. Will Edward fall in love with his one love's granddaughter?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,525 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edward
Coloring Outside the Lines by evenflo78 reviews
PLOT BUNNY CONTEST ENTRY. While Emmett and Jasper prepare to teach Edward how to take care of Bella in the bedroom, things get a little out of hand. Can Jasper change Emmett's way of thinking? All Vamps but AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Gotta Have You by Risbeen reviews
PLOT BUNNY CONTEST ENTRY Setup on yet another blind date by his meddling parents, Edward can't wait for the night to end. That is until he runs into new waitress, Bella, and suddenly his night doesn't seem so bad. SECOND PLACE in the open vote!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All And Enough by NanaMun reviews
Edward is fed up with Emmett's double life - as a straight football player and his lover - but he can't call it quits until the new boy shows up - gay and the new quarterback for the school's team and completely enamored with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Edward - Complete
Pleasure in a Jar by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
Bella Swan has two loves in her life, Edward Cullen, and Nutella. Armed with Bella's favorite snack, and his six-pack abs, Edward Cullen is about to do the impossible… he is about to get Bella Swan to share her Nutella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 347 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Taste of Fire by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
Would you like a little dessert after your meal? Too bad Edward has to wait a whole year for his. A/U Humor/Lemony Goodness!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitchin' in the Kitchen by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
It's been a long, hot summer and Bella has had just about enough of her husband and the DIY remodel he's taken on with his brothers. Can things be resolved before the entire family arrives to demolish their kitchen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blowjob at BJ's by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
Who knew that an ordinary trip to a factory could be so much fun?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Picture Worth A Thousand Words by Padme-And-Anakin-4-Ever reviews
Edward is a 24-year-old Virgin Model for Brandon-Swan Studios. What happens when he does a photo shoot with the famous photographer, Miss Swan? SECOND PLACE WINNER for the 'Pop My Cherry' Contest! Rated M for lemony-goodness!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reciprocity by UnScrambled reviews
Bella goes over to Alice's house for the summer, and falls in love with Edward, her father. Sexy Daddy Doctorward meets Virginella. Language x Lemons. Oneshot. Written for the Secrets and Lies Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Extra Credit by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
When Bella finds out she's in danger of flunking Home Ec, she agrees to do extra credit after school to make up for it. Imagine her surprise and dismay when she finds Edward in an apron in the Home Ec room also. Hilarity and lemons galore!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scrumptious Morning Delight by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
A morning spent in the kitchen to help a friend turns into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Not Your Average Food Fetish by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
"That color looks lovely against your skin." "Huh?" "Your lips... Your lips and flushed cheeks look edible next to that soft green. They look tender and—" Not your average food fetish.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4912 - Favs: 6,253 - Follows: 2,652 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best Thing I've Ever Tasted by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
Edward and Bella celebrate the new year with some dessert.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Room 15: The Original One Shot by coldplaywhore reviews
Bella Swan is an overachieving know it all, who is forced to work with arrogant Edward Cullen on research project for Medical School. Will they be able to fight their attraction as they work together in the confines of Room 15? M for lemons and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Clean Up in the Produce Aisle by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
Struggling to fill his solitary hours, Jasper decides to play a little game at the grocery store, but who will be the winner?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 16021 - Favs: 7,232 - Follows: 3,311 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Building Castles in the Sand by Kristylized reviews
What do you get when you mix the pacific ocean, a game of chicken and a meddling family who knows far too much about your sex life? A day in the life of Edward and Bella, of course. Canon compliant post BD fluffshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forgive by fragilewreck reviews
A missing moment between Edward and Renesmee & A missing moment between Edward and Rosalie
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Hot Chocolate by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
Edward has been helping Bella make chocolate for five years. When Bella has the idea of a lifetime, she needs Edward's help to make it work. Will their friendship finally become more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forever Bound by Green Fallen Leaves reviews
Edward and Bella are engaged to be married. It is not a marriage of love, it is a betrothal. But can their relationship blossom in to love or are they destined to hate each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 155,239 - Reviews: 3965 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9557 - Favs: 8,148 - Follows: 3,320 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Running the Option by coachlady1 reviews
After being hurt by her former boyfriend, Bella has sworn off relationships for good that is until a hot U-Dub quarterback pulls a trick play on her. Will he drop the ball or will it be enough to make her change her mind and try again? o/s TWBB contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,012 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Scottish Temptress by ladyinblue6 reviews
Edward is an English soldier that tortures Scottish people to get military information out of during the 1300's. Bella is a captured Scottish woman with information. What will Edward do to get Bella to speak? An entry for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,861 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forks Again by l'ordinateur de terre reviews
After many years, the Cullen's return to Forks, to face high school--again. People hitting on the Cullens, Emmett's pranks, school dances, and any other thing that could happen in high school. POST BREAKING DAWN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008
Sovereign Fate by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Taking place in 17th century Europe, Princess Isabella faces her fate as her arranged marriage to promiscuous Prince Edward, future King of England. As she resists the inevitable, is she actually running away from the future she always wanted? AH/OC/Lem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,936 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Play by TWBB reviews
Waking up naked in a strange bed is bad enough. Waking up naked and tied up in a strange bed is worse. Even worse than that? Waking up naked and tied down in the bed of the Vampire that wants to eat you.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood and Love by TWBB reviews
Bella tracks Edward into the woods for some fun time. The only thing is, he doesn't know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Proper College Education by SweetDulcinea reviews
Alternate Shippers Challenge judge's pick- Bella & Emmett are having a little good natured college fun when the alluring blonde who lives down the hall from Bella bursts in. Acquaintances quickly become more than friends, & Bella gets an education.Em/B/Ro
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Up Side Down by BettiGefecht reviews
Singer Bella Swan needs a pianist. Vampire Edward Cullen auditions for the job. We all know, three days are enough to change... everything, don't we? Won 3rd Judges Pick in the Obsession Contest. AU, OOC, rated M for language, lemons and leeches.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can We Do That Again? by TWBB reviews
Feeding is an aphrodisiac for Edward Masen and his mate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Delayed Gratification by TWBB reviews
What if Edward did decide to lure her into the forest after that first biology class, after all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Choppy Water by thewayigetby reviews
Spandex-clad rower, Edward meets his match in fiery coxswain, Bella. One-shot with innuendo and saucy talk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3560 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 2,192 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Him by TWBB reviews
A string of violent kidnappings leaves the sorority houses of UT shaken. Will the new safety precautions embraced by the Beta Delta Nu house be enough to keep Bella safe from harm?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Gross Misunderstanding by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Renesmee hears strange noises in her parent's bedroom and her young mind jumps to the worst possible conclusion. One-shot. I thought this was going to be funny, but it turned out more serious. Still cute fluff though. All human, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
We're Married by dolphin62598 reviews
1st Place Winner Til Death Do Us Part O/S Contest Entry:A drunken night lands four friends in Vegas with the purpose of getting married. Best friends get to share their day with each other, but their spur of the moment nuptials don't turn out as planned
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Toujours by lovelovelove22 reviews
Edward and Bella thought that they had forever, until a terminal disease came into their life. With only a year left together, how can they find their forever? And what will Bella do when he's gone? Three-shot story rated M for brief sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,772 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tough Love by Snow.and.Roses.24 reviews
Cold, powerful, Edward Cullen craves his assistant, Bella. One night late at the office, he takes what he wants without asking. Lemon. All human. Please do not read if you are under the age of 18. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,491 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
So Far Away by Jacky-Cullen reviews
When Bella's truck breaks down, she needs a ride to her father's annual BBQ. Good thing a bronze haired Adonis is headed that way too. Entry for the facebook FAGE for Heather.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Akward Meeting by Twilighterbby reviews
After edward leaves Bella she finds Aro and she joins the volturi, but what happens when she goes to visit the cullens after a few years,is a vampire, and they dont meet the way you'd think? What will she see/find? first fanfic ever
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,078 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Falling in the Dark by TWBB reviews
Edward saves an innocent girl from imminent death, but what he finds in the dark will change things forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bite Me by TWBB reviews
With blood tempting enough to put a vampire in a straight jacket, it's probably not wise to tease. Rated M for a reason. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Itch You Can't Scratch: An Alternate Ending by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella's dealing with some personal issues. Too embarrassed to tell anyone, she decides to go to see the doctor alone. However the doctor that walks in, is not who she expected. Bella/Carlisle. WARNING: Medical Kink. This DOES contain sexual content/smut!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
An Itch You Can't Scratch by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella's dealing with some personal issues. Too embarrassed to tell anyone, she decides to go to see the doctor alone. However the doctor that walks in, is not who she expected. Bella/Carlisle. WARNING: Medical Kink. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
This Summer by tiffaninichole reviews
Won 2nd place in the Alt. Shipper Contest! As a spoiled heiress, Bella is a handful. Her parents, growing sick of her unappreciative attitude, decide to teach their daughter a lesson by sending her away for the summer to work on a little farm in Texas...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,281 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Waiting For Dr Right by vickitori303 reviews
Bella works at a child care center and Edward is the single dad she falls in love with
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,703 - Reviews: 3428 - Favs: 4,476 - Follows: 2,594 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anonymous Meetings by rbsschess reviews
For Twi-Girl Revolution's Under Her Thumb Challenge-Edward needs a Domme but has trouble submitting and is labeled a troublemaker. At the club's anonymous play night will he find what he needs? With no information on the new Domme can he find her again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,247 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweater Song by ladyinblue6 reviews
Edward and Bella are apart for an entire summer. Can they stay connected through phone calls and borrowed clothing? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting on some Beautiful Boy by Rolly Polly Dolly reviews
Bella and Edward married in 1917. In 1918 Edward is saved by Carlisle, and forgets Bella existed. Today the Cullens return to Forks and to a certain brown haired vampire, but is it too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,132 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Masquerade by rmhale reviews
On a night he wished he had stayed at home instead, Edward Cullen gets the surprise of his life in the form of a gorgeous, masked stranger. Birthday fic written for my beautiful panda Zigster...Happy Birthday Baby...I love you so!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fred Flintstone, Meet Mr Cullen by gray.and.yellow reviews
TFLN contest entry collaboration by AmelieGray & YellowGlue. Superhealthybella's got it bad for her Bio teacher with a sweet tooth. M for language and citrus. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,549 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Penny by elusivetwilight reviews
In the sultry summer heat, Bella finds a dirty penny. Can she expect more in exchange from the person who finds her? One Shot written for the Fun With Your Clothes On Contest. AUAH E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Serendipity by tripsonflatsurfaces reviews
Bella goes out on new years after a bad breakup. Edward is a single millionaire hiding out with his cousin and best friend. A simple chance meeting on new year's eve leads them to each other. LEMONS! AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,782 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
An Edwardian Birthday Surprise by javamomma0921 reviews
A/U, AH Chicago, 1924. Edward and Bella are in a passionless marriage; what happens when Bella finds Jazz for Edward's birthday? Entry for the "Very Sexy Unbirthday Challenge." Please read and review. Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Exchange by BoydBlog reviews
**Honorable Mention** PUBLIC LOVIN CONTEST. Bella has a Third Date Rule. Would it delude her into continuing with the not so perfect date? Sometimes fate intervenes to correct an imbalance. Not even the location can deter frenzied would-be soul mates
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Levi Lovin' by SuperstarNanna reviews
While on a school trip, Bella and her long-time crush Edward find themselves together in a tent on a very cold night. What happens when Edward gets his chance to help keep Bella warm? Fun With Your Clothes On contest entry. AH. Rated M for lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can't Get Away by SweetDulcinea reviews
Edward is forced to spend a 5 hour car ride with his ex-girlfriend Bella, who he just so happens to regret breaking up with. Add a hotel room, wine & a little honesty and you get a fiery reunion. He's left wondering if it's a one-time thing or a new start
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,489 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 115 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Stagecoach Named Desire by TallulahBelle reviews
AH/AU: The traveling Edward Cullen finds himself in the backwoods of a small Washington town. Stuck for the night, he takes up the offer of the local Sheriff for shelter, only to find his lovely daughter, Bella, the milkmaid, the real accommodation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 158 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trouble by Marie Pattin reviews
When Emmett and Edward ask Bella to participate in one of their infamous pranks, things take a turn for the worst...or better, depending on how you look at it. AH Rated M for lemon. Written for Countdown to April Fool's Day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Rocket Man by BellaMadonna by Men At Work Contest reviews
Bella Swan, ace reporter is assigned a story about Edward Cullen, a NASA Rocket Scientist turned farmer trying to save the family farm. Bella's mental filter takes a hike & Edward is the target - humor/UST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
Hear No Evil by BlueSea14 reviews
After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,077 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Love by The Cullen's Secret reviews
A DVD left behind brings many things to a lonely husband and son but will it bring the two things they crave - love and closure. How will Edward cope raising his son alone, let alone live without the love of his life? All Human. O/S.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Play Fair by ZephyerSky reviews
Remember the last summer vacation? It was hot, sticky, and your last chance to go to the fair with your friends. Then there was your boyfriend, the lights, the rides and games, and the pink hippos. Oh, and the orgasms. CONTEST ENTRY FOR PUBLIC LOVIN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Want Some More by TFX by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Started for Happy Bday Nina Project & Cont for Haiti Comp. Prompts:Argyle, Darth Vader/Stormtroopers, & S'mores. What happens when shy nerdy IT guy finally asks his doe-eyed co-worker out on a date? Will it end w/ sweet results? M for Potty Mouth & Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Batteries Not Included by MizzezPattinson reviews
Bella Swan is single, in her late 30's and wishes she could turn back the hands of time to win over her much younger boss, big shot movie star, Edward Cullen. One night out leads Bella's inner cougar to surface.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Funny moment with Bella by mrs.samantha marie cullen reviews
This is a series of funny moments with Bella. You know Emmett has to cause some of these, much to Edward's dislike.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Comedy Of Romeo and Juliet by lyonhearted reviews
Bella is just a normal girl with a normal crush. Except for the fact that her crush is the popular Edward Masen, and he hates her guts! What's a girl to do? Could the school play be the solution to her problems? BxE, ALL HUMAN HAS BEEN ADOPTED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,624 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Multiplicity by Devy-Artemis reviews
The winning entry for Sparkle and Snark-full twi-humor contest.Bella wakes up one morning… to a crowd of Edwards.Read at your own risk.Rated M for some sexual situations, minor violence, and complete insanity. Happens somewhere around Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Teaching Miss Swan by Beth Is Here reviews
Bella needs to learn some new tricks, and she knows just the man to teach her. A O/S for the Public Lovin Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meant to Be Broken by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Bella makes a New Year's resolution not to date any more athletes after getting burned by her football-playing ex, but Edward the quarterback might just make her throw her resolution out the window. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,206 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
The Virgin Millionaire by TG81 reviews
Edward Cullen, successful and handsome and a virgin. What happens when he goes to a matchmaker to find a spouse? My contest entry for the AwkWard contest. Rated M for awkward dry humping.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 126 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella
Cinnamon Bread and Awkward Head by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Entry for the Awkward Contest. Sugar and Spice and all things awkward. Will Edward's embarrassing behaviour blow his chances with the girl of his choice? Or will cinnamon gum lover Isabella Swan know just what to do with him? O/S. AH. Second Place Winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Strapped by queenofpancakes7 reviews
FOR THE AWKWARD CONTEST - by bananapancakes7 & queenofgrey - Some anniversary memories are meant to be scrapbooked. Some are meant to be scrapped, completely. Rated M for cringe-worthy situations, inappropriate language, & sex that is all kinds of weird.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Problem Below by venis-envy reviews
AH B/E Awkward Edward has an infatuation with his new co-worker, but can he overcome his adolescence "issue" to take things to the next level? Written as a oneshot collab with BurdenedThunder for the AwkWard contest. Rated M for lemons and adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,455 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidental Threesome by punkfarie reviews
Sex is just...awkward. One Shot written for the AwkWard Contest.**Third Place Peoples' Choice Winner**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Family, New Friends, and a New Love? by Locketful o' Heartache reviews
Bella is confident, and has her tomboy side and her regular side. She gets bounced from foster home to foster home after her parents die in a car accident, until she gets adopted by Carlisle and Esme. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Paper Flower by einfach mich reviews
Edward is a high-priced escort about to take on a new client. He has no idea that the woman he's about to meet is going to change everything. AU AH Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5771 - Favs: 6,764 - Follows: 2,274 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blindsided by theladyingrey42 reviews
Awkward, self-conscious Bella distracts herself from the torments of high school gym class by watching the adorable if painfully shy new kid, Edward. A cruel prank finally gives them a chance to get to know one other. For the TwiFans for Haiti compilation
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 702 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6035 - Favs: 9,032 - Follows: 5,270 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Damn Alien – a Crackfic by CherBella reviews
This was my O/S for the Haiti compilation. Bella and Edward have been married now for 15 years, when Edward suddenly becomes a "widower" to Bella's obsession with some popular aliens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,008 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Difference Between X and Y by LyricalKris reviews
Man or woman, friend or lover. When you don't put a label on it, you can just sit back and enjoy the ride, because when it comes down to it the only real difference is an X or Y. Edward/Bella/Jasper O/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 137 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Within These Walls by MrsAC reviews
Bella Swan took a substitute teaching job working for Edward Cullen. She had no idea what it would lead to. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
I don't want to lose you by ieatwunderbars reviews
Set in Sea of Monsters. Annabeth wants to hear her hearts desires but Percy figures that his heart's desire must just be in front of him. He needs to find a way to rescue Annabeth and tell her how he feels. Reviews are loved!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Marriage Maid from Misery by isabellsah cullen reviews
Submission for the Parkaward contest. Bella Swan, a law student, is employed in the Edward Cullen household. He's been in love with her since day one, yet has been less than forthcoming with his feelings. Can he capture the lovely Bella's heart? SMUT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby Baby! by TeamTwilight26 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella and Edward get an unexpected surprise but Bella keeps it a secret. Will she tell Edward? And if she does tell him what will happen next? Really good! I promise you won't be disappointed! AWARD WINNING! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,041 - Reviews: 2168 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Risky Business One Shot by Alyssa Cullen from Twilighted reviews
After a considerably long and draining week at school and work, Bella's been through it all. She needs to blow off a little steam this weekend... AU / AH OOC. Rated M for Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Good Girl by Innocent-Youth reviews
AH/Canon/OS. Bella is upset when she finds her boyfriend Jake cheating on her. Rose and Alice insist partying and getting drunk is the way to get over it. They meet the Cullen brothers and Bella decides not the be the good girl for once. Warning: Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,374 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blind date from hell? by bebe86 reviews
Bella is unlucky in love and has been set up on one bad blind date after another by Alice and Rose. She finally agrees to one last blind date with Edward Cullen, but is this going to be the worst blind date yet? Rated M for language and lemons. AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 104,173 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Talent Search by Stephen King Reincarnated reviews
Darkward. Bella and Alice are captured by a group of vampires searching for talented humans to turn. '“I’m not in a good mood, so I suggest you keep your mouth shut, or I’ll carry you back inside one piece at a time,” Edward threatened.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,990 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sex God Hair & Chocolate Orbs by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella's hair is brown and her life is boring. Until she meets Edward, the school's most infamous smirker/panty-dropper. Will they fall in love and make smutty, sweaty lemonade? Of course! Read this o/s or you'll DIE! For realz!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
UnBreak My Heart by The Cullen's Secret reviews
For six years they both live apart, raising their own son due their failed marriage. That is until one night in Forks they come face to face. Can one night change everything? All Human. O/S.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eddie by pkitten21 reviews
Written for An Edward To Remember Classic Hollywood Romance One-Shot Contest. Based off of 1955's Marty. Eddie Masen is a 34 year old butcher from the Bronx, who, despite his best efforts remains a bachelor. Bella & Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,622 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Applicant by twilly reviews
FML Contest O/S. Unemployed Bella interviews with Edward and Vlad for a job at the local market.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Your Girl Only Knew by IccaSpriggs reviews
My entry for the FML Contest. Bella and Edward spend some time alone, but do they know they have a visitor. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Boss's Secret by twiobsession14 reviews
Have you ever had to keep a secret that wasn't yours? Bella has kept her mouth shut for three long years, feeling guiltier everyday, but one sandwich changes everything. My FML Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
The More Things Change by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward and Jasper's friendship struggles after a misunderstanding. After finding his parents in a compromising position, Jasper runs to the one place he could always call home. But will he still be welcome there? Collab with bmango for FML contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Boycotting Valentine's Day by jennlynnfs reviews
Valentine's Day approaches, but Bella chooses to hang out with her best friend Alice. They decide to boycott Valentine's Day. Non-Valentine's Day activites are planned, including no boys. But, Alice's brothers, Edward and Emmett, don't count, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Engaging Texts by melonscraps reviews
O/S for FML Contest. Bella and Edward are getting married in a month. While Edward is away for work, Bella begins texting a man she does not know. What happens when he confesses his love for her and his desires for thier life together? AH, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pasties and Princes by gangsterdorothy reviews
Drunk, naked, stuck outside a hotel room. Never a good thing. An FML One Shot Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting is Never Fruitless by ForMyValentineTwilight reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends secretly in love, what happens when Bella confesses her feelings for him? One-Shot. Rated M for Lemon. Written for 2nd Annual “For My Valentine”. A Twilight Love Story Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Edward, Bella
Coup de grâce by kisvakondok reviews
Edward has the perfect life, with two wonderful kids and a beautiful wife he adores, and she loves him beyond belief. He is about to have the happiest day with his family. Then kill his wife. "In a certain state it is indecent to go on living." Nietzsche
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Motion in the Ocean by tiffaninichole reviews
Won second place in The Littlest Peen Contest! Bella loves Edward. Edward loves Bella. But there's a LITTLE problem... Will Bella be able to look past Edward's SHORTcomings, all in the name of love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Extremities by BoydBlog reviews
**WINNER - BEST HANDLING** Entry for the Twific Auto Erotica Challenge. Bella wanted to be one of the many girls that Edward pleasured in his Volvo. What happens when that car is now hers, and she makes the first move?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Pinesol and Rubber Gloves by ericastwilight reviews
A one-shot for ejsantry and kyla713. Edward has a problem when he takes a trip down aisle fourteen. Can anyone help him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take Care Of My Heart by earthprincess4 reviews
*2nd place in To-Kill-A-Cullen* Bella and Alice are roommates at the hospital. Both are waiting for a transplant of different kinds. Edward is Alice's brother and only family. He comes to visit her daily and gets close to Bella in the process.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Should've Been After You by dqwhit19 reviews
Bella has set her best friend Edward up on a number of dates with her girl friends, but none of them went well. Is he too picky, or is he just looking in all the wrong places? My entry for the Twi-High Anonymous Contest, with a few revisions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,592 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Everyone Leaves by shouvley reviews
Bella doesn’t have anyone left when she climbs over the railing of the bridge, ready to let go. What will happen when a stranger talks her down and helps her move on with her life? AH BxE, Kill A Cullen Entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Game Ever by SweetDulcinea reviews
A few insistent friends force Bella and Edward to confront their mutual infatuation. Exactly how far will this game of Truth or Dare go? 3rd place Twi-High Anon Challenge - M for language - fluffy ExB - AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lacking Boundaries by NotYourBestFriend reviews
Entry for the FML contest. Nothing says FML like watching the trojan ecstasy condom commercial with your Mom. Just ask Bella. Oh, and I'm sure Edward is pretty familiar with it. One Shot. Bella/Renee, Edward/Esme
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
Just Desserts by mamabean reviews
AH/AU - Shy college student Bella Swan has never been on a real date. What will it take for her to give love a chance? A one-shot entry for the FML Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,729 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
Weighing In by HEAR reviews
Overweight and under-appreciated, Bella has stalled at life at 22. When the chance arises to compete for a spot on a weight loss game show, will she take the opportunity to change her life? AH/OOC *One-Shot for the Indie First Time Writers' Challenge*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,138 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella - Complete
5k Run by Saiyachick reviews
Edward decides to ease his wife's pain after coming home to find her panting and needy. Oneshot/Drabble.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So Called God Among Men by artisticteach reviews
Originally for The Sexy Edward Contest by twilightaddict26 which was my old account -Edward thinks he's God's gift to women and the new girl knocks him off his player pedestal. Slutty and Slightly Dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dressing Room by rmhale reviews
Edward's trip to the mall turns out to be a lot better than he ever bargained for. E/J slash. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward, Jasper
My Beautiful Boy by Snow.and.Roses.24 reviews
Bella Swan's best friend, geeky Edward Cullen comes to her one night, broken and so close to giving up that he's gone to desperate and heartbreaking measures to try to find a way out. Can she fix him? A/H Geekward. Give it a shot?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lockersecks & Candy by Kassiah reviews
How will Edward react when he sees Bella wearing her cheerleading uniform after being away from her for six days? Written for FFFA. Rated M for lockersecks and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tears Shed by Ms. Amanda Rose reviews
Isabella Swan hates her life. Her mother drinks non-stop and her step father is abusive. Bellas mom decided she should go live with Charlie and have a better life. Like that will happen. ALL-HUMAN Rated M for Rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,173 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 7/10/2008
Extra Credit Weekends by Twi-High Anonymous Challenge reviews
Edward convinces Bella, his Honors Bio lab partner to help him with an extra credit project that will help him with his med-school aspirations. Agreeing, she soon finds her time taken over by her gorgeous and ambitious classmate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Lady of the Night by SweetVenom69 reviews
Edward tries to find a way to relax before a big job interview the following morning and finds himself in the clutches of a "lady of the night"...or does he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Haunted Mansion by R.A. Byers reviews
Bella and Alice are walking down the street one day when they come to a haunted house. What'll happen once they go inside... LEMONS! One shot unless you want more...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
The New Bella by Ari5194 reviews
Bella moves back to Forks, after being forced to move to Jacksonville. She has gotten over Edward and is a whole new Bella. What happens when she sees that the Cullens have moved back? My first fanfiction, cut me some slack.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,466 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Prints Charming by crimsonmarie reviews
Written for the Write What You Know Contest. Both aspiring photographers, Bella and Edward had quickly become best friends. She fell in love with him. He didn't feel the same... at the time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 196 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett and Bella's Adventures by Hope-Hazard reviews
A series of crazy days starring Emmett and Bella. All of them are after Breaking Dawn, unless stated otherwise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,032 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Wicked Game by MyEdiction reviews
Carlisle is willing to do whatever it takes to get Bella, the stepdaughter of gold digging Esme. Even if that means marriage. There will be lemons. Completely OOC AH Written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,527 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Speed Dating by Crittab reviews
Edward, Bella and Co. are young, bored, horny, and always on the lookout for new ways to get the blood pumping. Featuring B/E, J/A, R/Em, and Bella's truck. Rated a hard M for smut. AU/AH. My entry for the "Twific Auto Erotica Challenge".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Complete
Always by xlovexlustx reviews
Edward and Bella have grown up together, being adopted by the Cullen family after having horrifics pasts. One day Bella goes missing...how does Edward and the rest of the family react? SHOCKING and slight DARKWARD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,238 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lady Bella by dqwhit19 reviews
My name is Isabella Swan, but to the rest of the world, I am Lady Bella." This is the story of how an international pop star and an extremely attractive USC quarterback find love, despite everything that tries to keep them apart. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,931 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
Somewhere To Belong by lionslamb86 reviews
After a hot and amazing night, Bella is trying to find the man who's face she never saw...will she find the identity of her mysterious lover? SMUT FILLED ONE SHOT. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Possibility of You by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Lieutenant Edward Cullen is a dedicated fireman, but, when a new probie joins his crew, he struggles to keep things professional. Will he be able to keep himself in check or lose his heart to the possibility of love? AU/AH. M for language and lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lauren tries to steal Edward by lollifox reviews
Lauren hates Bella for having Edward. She will do anything to steal him away from her. Her plans doesn't always turn out so good though. I'm not so good at summaries. Rated T for TOTALLY AWESOME, very funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Lauren
Whatever It Takes by The Scarletclad Mage reviews
Katniss and Peeta are freezing and starving in the arena. Katniss has to convince the sponsors of her love for Peeta or they both will die. She will keep him alive. Whatever it takes. KxP LEMON
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
First Time Caller by bellamarie117 reviews
Bella is a grad student moonlighting as an 'Adult Phone Entertainer'. One night she gets a call she'll never forget. Fluffy O/S, BxE, AH. Rated M for language and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 324 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paging Dr Cullen by kimpy reviews
Difficult patients are not the only challenge facing nurse Bella Swan in the Forks Hospital ER--and Dr. Edward Cullen is the biggest challenge of all. He's determined to win her over, she's determined to keep him at arm's length. Who will win?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bound to Happen by AlternativePunk reviews
WINNER of The Kid Contest: A series of sweet snapshots detailing Edward and Bella’s journey through childhood as they try to find themselves in the mess that was their town - and, ultimately, how they fell in love.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,024 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Wish by crimsonmarie reviews
Successful musician Edward Cullen could have any woman he wants. But there's only one he can't stop thinking about and she seems oblivious to his feelings. Could a Christmas wish change everything for both of them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,854 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 146 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A moment of bother by luv-edward cullen-forever reviews
this is a one-shot, its from twilight the second lunch 'date' edward and bella had. i just messed around with it and made it a little funny, a little sibling moment with Bella- R&R plz :P
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secure Entrance by elusivetwilight reviews
What happens when you're stuck going through security and your nipple rings set off the man holding the metal detecting wand? M for Pierced lemon and Wandward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 137 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Wish It Was Christmas Today by vampgirl18 reviews
Companion to 'Halloween After Hours'. Vixen Bella jingles vampire Edward's balls. AU, Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Man by kimpy reviews
Shy researcher Bella Swan is coerced by her best friend Jacob Black to spend a night in a gay bar checking out the new piano player, Edward Cullen. Can Bella find the way to Edward's heart by bringing him a tasty apple pie? FGB o/s for AngryBadgerGirl
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,705 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Party Miracle by JackBadJuJu reviews
Edward has known Bella for 6mths now & is completely in love with her, but she doesn't seem to feel the same. Will a Christmas party they both don't want to be at push them into admitting their love? EdwardPOV. One-shot. Lemon. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Russian Roulette by readingmama reviews
FIRST PLACE WINNER 'Kill a Cullen Contest'. Six Friends sit in a room and pass around a gun, who will make it out alive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
American Boy by coldplaywhore reviews
Sequel to American Girl - Edward and Bella are on a road trip through the US with Alice and Jasper, four years after their initial journey to Europe. All Canon Couples. Lemony Goodness Galore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 201,765 - Reviews: 3895 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Immersion by katmom reviews
Immersion: interest in something that occupies all the time & energy available. Bella, the new girl/vamp at Forks HS, smells something wonderful. Edward, a sweet geek, smells something great too. What if vampires imprinted/mated according to scent? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,106 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Voices by Miss Snazzy reviews
When life gives you a slightly crazed angel with a thirst for blood, what do you do? You bury the evidence in the backyard. AU. Rated for violence, gore, and sexual content. My entry for the Mentalward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,754 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Radio Rendezvous by sloopy1975 reviews
Bella is host of a late-night radio show about relationships and sex, where people can call to ask questions and share their secret fantasies. What happens when one particular caller pushes all the right buttons? Bella/Edward w/a sprinkle of Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe and Wine by evieeden reviews
Bella is all alone in Seattle this Christmas. Can an old school friend give her some festive cheer? A smutty E/B one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's Hannukah Challenge by lexiecullen17 reviews
The Cullen Family is gearing up for another holiday season. Emmett has a special challenge for the boys. Who will be brave enough to accept the terms? Post-BD. Written for the Eight Days of Cullen. Rated M for language and an absolutely hilarious lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Grocery Encounter by Wooden Tulips reviews
Bella's roommate Rose drags her out grocery shopping one cold winter night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,068 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reality is Sweeter by My-Bella reviews
Picking up a few months after the end of Year Two, Bella and Edward finally have their wedding. Sweet & fluffy with an "M" rating just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,597 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
What Started in an Alleyway by Crash Hale reviews
Slightly clumsy Bella Swan meets a mysterious Edward Masen while on her way home from work one night. Follow along as she falls in love with the man she met in a cold and dark alleyway. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2557 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Thousand Miles by alwaysandforever.x reviews
Bella has always been in love with her best friend Edward but there's one problem- he's engaged. Somehow, they end up 1000 miles apart and with Alice's guidance, Bella plans to move on. But what happens when Edward realises he's loved Bella all along? AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,860 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7024 - Favs: 4,212 - Follows: 2,355 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Peanut Butter and Jelly by yourbrowneyedgirl reviews
What happens when firefighter Edward comes home to a messy house, crying children, an emotional wife, and burned dinner? Very fluffy. All Human. All Edward POV. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,248 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pinholes and Passageways by dolphin62598 reviews
Edward watches Bella from the two apartments on either side of hers. What happens when Bella discovers a peephole and pays him a visit? AH, OOC "Mentalward" Contest Entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Big Man on Campus by neinerano201 reviews
Edward Cullen is known as the college stud, as well as, star football player, & ladies man. One day, Edward runs straight into Bella Swan on his way to class, Bella calls Edward out on his reputation. Will they get past it & strike romance? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,355 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bella and Emmett's Songs by Completely Dipendente reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Deforestation by SweetDulcinea reviews
A drabble for edwardsbrunette2 from the FGB auction - Edward & Bella go hunting, have a little fun, and discuss nature conservation. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Incomplete by readingmama reviews
Pastor Swan visits a man on death row only to find more than she bargained for. **Tissue warning** as requested.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe by Crash Hale reviews
Bella falls pregnant with her boss' child, a man old enough to be her father. He treats her differently after finding out about the pregnancy. He isn't the wonderful man she always thought he was. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bella - Complete
Let's Dance by xXx.La.tua.cantante.xXx reviews
Edward is the school geek forced into a bet by the school bullies to ask Bella Swan to go to the Winter Ball with him. Will she say yes and go with him, or will other things like confidence get in the way? one-shot for the googleward challenge. EXB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tale of Two Edwards! by kArlITaLUna reviews
An awesome collaboration between XShear and kARLITALUNA. Based loosely on Bridget Jones's Diary. Sex and hiliarty ensue. AU/AH. Full Summary inside! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,296 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oral Lessons by Jennmc75 reviews
Outtake from Knowing That You Love Me. Emmett eaves drops on a very important lesson Alice and Rose teach Bella. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
Mistletoe Manipulation by vix2020 reviews
Written for The Official SmutVent Calendar 2008. Arrogant, crooked CEO Edward Cullen meets a mysterious, beautiful stranger at his company Christmas party. Things are not what they appear. Proceed with caution; this even makes me blush. OOC/AH/AU. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen & Swan: Attorneys at Play by Milaero-Sal reviews
Bella and Edward are two very competitive lawyers at the succesful Cullen & Hale Law Firm. After Bella makes a move from months of too much sexual tension and then suddenly leaves, Edward takes matter into his own hands. One-shot. AU. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,607 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Freezer Aisle Head Trauma by Krugness reviews
Bella's a bit saucy, not a blush to be found....Edward's a tired resident with hidden treasures...A chance meeting in the freezer aisle....Is it fate? A Tattward & Inkella One Shot Entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Little Bella Cullen by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella is found by the Cullens when she is 3 and is all alone after her family dies from a car crash. She grows up in a house full of vampires. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,766 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fade into You by kfoster2519 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella has been a vampire living with the Cullen's for years. Edward is a 17 year old human who just moved to the small town of Forks. Intrigued by the beautiful Bella Cullen, Edward tries to form a friendship that turns into much more. Canon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,020 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 185 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Watcher by Forever-Liz reviews
Edward suffers from clinical paranoia, and has always has the feeling that someone is watching him. Is he losing his mind or could there be something to his fear? LEMONS, Language OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,429 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
Little Red and the Big Bad Wolf by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Written for Breath-of-Twilight's Halloween Collaboration. Bella meets a mysterious man in the forest. Will she ever see him again? BxE LEMON. Rated M for mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 96 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Corn Maze Menace by ericastwilight reviews
Edward catches a tantalizing scent of blood in a corn maze, and he must have it. Halloween one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 131 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All Hallows Eve by ladyinblue6 reviews
AU. Edward and his coven come to Forks for a coven tradition. The Halloween Dance. Edward finds his La Lua Cantante there. Halloween one-shot/birthday present for myself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5868 - Favs: 9,821 - Follows: 3,256 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Haunted House by All you need is Moz reviews
Bella has to enter a creepy old house on a dare - she finds something very surprising in there. Halloween one shot. AU AH.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pit by ebhg reviews
When Bella transfers to Forks High, she is short the required Performing Arts and PE credits. Marching Band was never a part of her plans, but after meeting Edward Cullen, it was the best thing she ever did. AH, written for OaC's Googleward Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,433 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Charade by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Chief Swan has always been content to swallow the lies that Bella and Edward tell him. But after a conversation with one of his officers, Charlie questions his own judgment and decides it’s time for an unexpected visit during one of Bella’s sleepovers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,824 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Your Servant by Justme1339 reviews
It is 18th century England. Bella runs away from an arranged marriage, and joins the Cullen's household staff as a maid. She falls in love with Edward Cullen. Bella/human, Cullens/Vamps, A/U, Canon Pairings, Will earn its M rating
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
Soft Landing by Punchanella reviews
Edward and Bella give new meaning to the term “friendly skies”. One drunken night, which led to regret is soon reconciled. Take a peek into a day in the life of a pilot and flight attendant who have fallen for each other in the most delicious way. AH-AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Indecent Affairs by birobird93 reviews
Bella Swan is a new student at Forks High. She absolutely loathes school already. That is, until she has English class with a certain teacher...? What will become of her forbidden attraction? Will he reciprocate? JUICY! Bella and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,352 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby Days by DelilahTCullen reviews
OK, so this is the sequel to BabyBella. Hmmm, seems easy...taking care of a baby, right? But, it's Edward...well, this will prove very interesting....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,208 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Au Pair by jec7777 reviews
Bella interviews for an Au Pair position, but gets far more than just a job. **This is an entry into the DILF contest**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bunk Bed Diaries by AnaG reviews
Bella needs a roommate to share a pair of bunk beds with; Edward needs a place to stay. Will they turn into something more than caring voices in the dark? AU AH, a fluffy two-part one shot dedicated to Pipappear.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forbidden Wanting by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Jasper stumbles across his sister, Bella, in the bath one night. OOC Bella/Jasper All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Finally Found Love by Zaytyll reviews
After moving home to be closer to her family, Bella meets and falls for sexy Doctor Daddy Edward. Lemons. Entry for Ninapolitan's DILF Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 137 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Infatuation by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Bella's first semester of college will be one she'll never forget. Entry into Ninapolitan's D.I.L.F. contest. C/B, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Porch Lights by TheSpoiltOne reviews
Bella is at home looking after her brother on halloween. Trick or treating doesn't go as planned when Seth goes up to the new neighbours creepy house.. AH collaboration effort with footroza SSF
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Missing In Case by twiXlite reviews
Ninapolitan's DILF contest entry. When Bella comes across a lost little girl separated from her daddy, can she do more than return his daughter to him? Can she help him find his strength and heart again? OOC ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,180 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 125 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stitches in Time by ericastwilight reviews
After getting injured and requiring stitches, Dr. Edward Cullen and his daughter meet the one woman that could make or break him. For Ninapolitan's Dilf Contest. Written with lisa89. First Place Winner of the D.I.L.F Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 322 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing Doctor by lexiecullen17 reviews
Young, single dad Edward has not had it easy. What happens when he gets a hard-on for his two year old son's pediatrician, the lovely Dr. Swan? A new life awaits. Written for Ninapolitan's DILF Contest. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,647 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 179 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Settling by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella settled for Emmett. Then his best friend Edward came into her life, along with his wife and daughter. What will she do when she realizes the only thing she wants is all that she can never have? O/S for Ninapolitan's DILFward. AH/OOC, BxE eventually
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 150 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Chosen by lovingedward reviews
Bella,who felt content with her 3 years boyfriend Mike,was very surprised to find that she was the chosen bride to be by the most powerful man Edward Cullen.Edward is mildly dominant. Some Lemons, R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,410 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
While You Were Sleeping by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Edward was in a car accident and slipped into a coma. Five years later and his daughter with Bella, Emily, doesn't know about him. What happens when she meets him and he awakens, will he remember anything? How will he deal with being a dad? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,165 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2931 - Favs: 3,470 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scrumptious, Scottish Cowboys by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
One-shot for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Bella, Alice and Rose go on holiday to Scotland before college and meet some rather scrumptious cowboys at one of the local bars. Lemony goodness ensue All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Happy New Year by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
New Year is approaching and Bella has nobody to bring in the bells with. Alice makes a suggestion to solve the problem and things progress. Bella/Alice/Jasper All Human. OOC, SMUTTY LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,441 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Foreign Exchange Hottie by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Alice takes it upon herself to sign edward up for the foreign exchange programme to help him become more sociable. He ends up with Bella Swan, the foreign exchange hottie. Will he open up to her and enjoy her company? All human, OOC, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,774 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Night Before by Snow.and.Roses.24 reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends their whole lives. It's the night before Edward's wedding and he's ecstatic, but Bella's extremely upset. What's really bothering her and how does Edward react when he finds out what it is? AH oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Someday I'll be the One NaughtyHeels OS Example by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
What happens when you find the perfect person for you and they are too busy looking for Mr. Wrong. Would you be able to stand by…could you be their Someday? AU-AH B/E Rated M for Potty Mouths and Lemons OF COURSE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When In Rome by laurajaexo reviews
Bella goes backpacking in Rome the summer after she graduates and meets an Italian speaking God. Used for Foreignward Contest, but we stopped it, so yeah. AH*BxE One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Up In The Air by Jaspers Dark Darlin Angels reviews
Edward works for Jasper, the CEO of a big company. While on their way to Seattle, Jasper gets to know Edward a little better. Entry For The Love Of Jasper contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
When VeganElla Met NakedWard by Lemon Muffins reviews
Bella is a vegan and an activist in the extreme. When she climbs into a stranger's window to escape an opposing viewpoint, who knows what sparks will fly? Rated M for language and implied sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Last Ride by bellasunderstudy1 reviews
My entry for the Save a horse Ride a cowboy contest, Edward is a Champion bull rider. When he returns to rodeo after a life threatening, career ending injury. Will Bella be able to stand by her man for one last ride?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,630 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Supernatural by Clear Plastic reviews
Bella talks to the dead. Or rather, the dead talk to her. She's the one that all ghosts go to when they need help to 'move on'. So what happens when she meets an exceedingly attractive ghost in her new home who, apparently, doesn't want her help?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,817 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Truth by McManda627 reviews
A road trip game leads to revelations and explorations as Bella learns things about Edward she never considered. AH. An idea for The Parkaward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,860 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter by edwardcdazzlesme reviews
Bella is half human, half vampire. After 200 years not knowing who her father is, she then finally discovers that a man named Carlisle Cullen is her father. She moves in with him and his coven. AU and OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,236 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
Just This Once by lexiecullen17 reviews
Three best friends. One afternoon that will change everything. J/E/B. AH. One-shot. My submission for the For The Love Of Jasper contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Saying Hello and Goodbye by Giggler reviews
Bella didn't jump off the cliff in New Moon and she didn't become friends with Jacob. She was bitten by another vampire.What will Bella do if she met up with Cullens 100 years later?My first fanfiction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stuck In a Closet With Emmett by BlackBeauty613 reviews
Emmett and Bella are accidentally locked inside a closet together. One of them is bound to lose their minds. Just a quick little three minute drabble, no romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Protecting Him by twiXlite reviews
Edward is the only son of billionaire Carlisle Cullen. When his life is threatened Edward is sent to live in Forks where he meets some new friends that change his life in ways he never thought possible. But is he safely out of harms way? BxE Canon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 159,290 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Witches of Twilight by raca reviews
Bella discovers a truth about the 'mythical' world long before leaving Phoenix. Seeking out her friends, she finds herself in Forks and surrounded by creatures that shouldn't exist. A retelling of Twilight filled with Magic and staring a powerful Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,547 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sick by IsabellaDangelo reviews
Bella gets sick and the Cullens are there to help take care of her! Family fluff with a lot of Bella X Edward fluff. Post-Eclipse, pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,512 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella - Complete
Enjoying the View by dqwhit19 reviews
Bella has spent every Saturday morning this summer ogling that hot piece Edward Cullen. Why won't he notice her? And is she prepared for what may happen if he does?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,701 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and The Devil by mopstyle reviews
Bella meets her maker, enemy, lover, father, brother, undoing. Centuries and lives will not stand in the way. What's a lonely, evil girl to do? MA, very, very MA. AH, AU, OOC. Rated x, bb's!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
One Off the List by princessjag reviews
My Entry for the Parkaward Contest. Edward meets a woman at a bar and is drawn to her. E/B Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Complete
Into the Dark by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Edward Cullen has to learn to live without his eye sight, after an accident with his two brothers leaves him blind. He finds himself falling into a depression, but when his brother Emmett's long lost sister appears at their door step,will there be hope?AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Virginity Pact Continues! by herinfiniteeyes reviews
The multi-chapter continuation of my O/S "The Virginity Pact." The girls of Whitlock are in for a surprise when the boys of Masen decide to help them out with a little problem. Inspired LOOSELY by American Pie. AH/AU/OOC M for sexually explicit stuff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,524 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Metamorphosis by teacupsNmints reviews
Edward is a lost soul at Forks College, admiring Rosalie Hale from afar and just trying to make it through the day without being beat up. One quirky girl shows up and turns his whole world upside down. An entry in the Parkaward One-Shot Contest. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Of Lustfilled Shoots and Tantric Chairs by poisonous viper reviews
Isabella Swan, model extraordinaire, is getting tired of lusting over her gay photographer. One ‘intimate’ shoot, a tantra chair, and a hell of an orgasm after, will she be able to change this hot Greek God of a photographer’s sexual preference?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Shower by 2old 2care reviews
This takes place during the brief time between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. After a game of Vampire baseball, Edward has to clean up at Bella's and her curiosity gets the better of her Rated M as a precaution
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas With the Cullens by BlueIsSoul reviews
Ever since she can remember, Bella Swan has spent her Christmas with the Cullens. This Christmas its time to sort out those Edward related "complications". But what happens when Edward has a new introduction to make? Rating: Mature Pairing: EB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,691 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hot for Teacher by tawelephant reviews
Edward starts Princeton & finds himself lusting for the TA in his English class. Can Bella quench his thirst for some knowledge? All Human & LEMONS Baby.....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mo Chroi by SweetDulcinea reviews
Summer of Smut Contest Judge's Pick - Summer camp romance is put on hold when Edward returns home to Ireland & ended altogether after a misunderstanding. Will the next summer be torture for Bella, or will she be able to forgive & move forward? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,495 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Violet Eyes by AndYouLoveHer reviews
Edward goes camping with the guys. While taking photos his lense capture Iz, a beautiful fairy. Edward has to save the day to win her heart. Enchanted forest, witches and wizards. Includes some good ol physical lovin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Not Alone by Lamb on Heroin reviews
Tutor-girl Bella Swan just watches life from afar, crushing on the most popular guy on highschool and star of the Tree Hill Ravens is not easy, but what if that crush goes both ways? SMC ENTRY One Tree Hill/Twilight - ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style! by Fishey Stories reviews
What happens when a bored Bella and the rest of the Cullens decide to play Truth or Dare? Well, it seems the Cullens can't do normal activities without them turning into disasters. Watch as each character embarrass them self.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Sweeping Booty by Kassiah reviews
Will the help of fairy godmothers Emmett, Jasper, and Jacob be enough to help Bella awaken Sleeping Beauty Edward when the evil Jane causes him to get a paper cut and fall into a deep sleep? My entry for the Trust in Advertising Crackfic Contest. AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,334 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Board Games and Vampires by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
This is what happens when you let the Cullens play board games. "Last time we played, Alice threw Jasper out the window." --Edward. See? Nothing good can come of this. Slightly OOC, after BD. hope you like it!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Alice
Bad, Bad Girlfriend by ericastwilight reviews
A gift for Emerald-Rosalie, using her Bella and Edward from The Wicked Game. Edward bored at home is called away to tame his girlfriend Bella while she's out with her friends, little does he know, she's looking for trouble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coercion by tangentgirl reviews
Rosalie doesn't want Bella to become a vampire. Nor does Edward. They do away with at least one reason. Smut ensues. Femslash. Rather explicit. Rosalie/Bella/Edward. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Forgive by behappy101 reviews
Male pride is a horrible and vile thing to cross. Warnings: POSSESSIVE EDWARD. Dark Themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,656 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Quest by MrsAC reviews
Edward sends Bella on a scavenger hunt. What will be waiting for her at the end? Created for The STG “A Rose by Any Other Name would as Sweet…” contest. AU/AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Another Heartbreak by l'ordinateur de terre reviews
Something happens, and Bella ends up leaving. She goes to the Volturi and they change her, only to find out that she is sent back to the Cullen's with a new identity. She is now Alexandra, and only one Cullen seems to know who she really is. SEQUEL UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,911 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unread Messages by xxsparklesnick reviews
Sequel to You Got Love! If Isabella Swan thought last year was crazy, she's about to be surprised. With Alice's baby on the way, a wayward best friend, visiting cousins and a boyfriend who seems determined to get a ring on her finger, what's a girl to do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,095 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
Royal Sun by RacheLuvMe reviews
Bella Swan is the princess of France and is engaged to Edward Cullen, the prince of England. They have never met. When Bella goes to live with the royal family, she'll discover something that she shouldn't. Rated T just in case!finally finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,919 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One Day by SassenachWench reviews
For just one day every decade the Cullen family opens things up in the bedroom. Canon and non-canon pairings. No permanent splitting of canon couples. Very adult themes. Includes F/F slash in earlier chapters and M/M later. It earns its "M" rating!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,561 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
Anniversaries and Rabbits by nobloodnofoul reviews
A One Shot on ExB married life. A doctor Edward neglected wife Bella forgotten 3 year anniverary FAIL.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Naughty Idea by marjojo02 reviews
Bella: "It occurred to me that there was another way for you to taste my blood, without dying, and without needles. And I think I might like it too..." Rated M, adult readers only. Period stuff ends after chapter 4 and it gets even better!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,255 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Captive of a Bartender by AcrossTheSkyInStars reviews
Entry for Summer of Smut One-shot Contest: A beautiful woman is taken captive by a sexy bartender while on vacation. They become consumed in a night of...ahem...fun. Smut, OF COURSE. Rated M for mature themes, lemons, profanity...etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 129 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Step Brother by Nicholh2008 reviews
Bella loves her life, but what happens when her mother decides to get married and move them into his home. her whole world get flipped upside down. Will she get along with her new step father and brother? Lemons! Lots of them. Very OOC. EM/B, E/B, E/B/EM *CURRENTLY ON HOLD*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,737 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Geeks Get the Girls “Off the Page” Contest by the-glory-days reviews
Valedictorian Edward Cullen finally works up the nerve to tell Isabella Swan that he loves her. Unfortunately, he’s picked the wrong stage. What ensues may be the best day of his life.-- WON FIRST PLACE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sexy Back! by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Its Edwards birthday and his family and Bella decide to surprise him with a present. Too bad its going to be given to him in front of the whole school, and of course its not your average present either! -One Shot-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
TMI by Namariel reviews
Because people do it like bunnies, and that's fine; but it doesn't mean you want to hear them. Bella and Edward converge in the woods unexpectedly. Hilarity is the only possible outcome. Oh. And TMI. Right.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Happenstance by charmizane reviews
Bella is a bookstore clerk who fantasizes about Edward, the lead singer of a local band. An entry for the Tattward and Inkella One-Shot Contest. Rated M for lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
Outer Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Off Limits fantasy outtake of the ending of Chapter 25. What if Jasper hadn't fled the apartment?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Nerd by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Daughter of Privilege by SweetDulcinea reviews
One-shot for Tattward & Inkella Contest. Inked up Edward falls hard for the prim & proper daughter of Presidential hopeful Governor Swan. Bella teaches him that despite outward appearances, they aren't so different after all. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 209 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Green Eyed Monster Comes Out to Play by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? Second place winner in the Parkaward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2852 - Favs: 3,350 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Win a date with Edward Cullen! by kate7711 reviews
WIN A DATE WITH EDWARD CULLEN! Every girls dream and one dream comes true for Isabella Swan when she wins a contest to have a date with Hollywoods most famous actor, Edward Cullen. Will there be love? AH/ LEMONS BxE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,484 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009
Save Me by Adams Ale reviews
Bella goes to a family reunion and is bored out of her mind. Can the cute waiter take her mind off of things? AH One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I am Edward Cullen’s Fiancée by Selene11 reviews
“What exactly do you want me to do?" "You would be working as my fiancée." “Fiancée? Is this some sort of a joke? Am I on TV? Who would hire someone to act as his fiancée?” “Me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,786 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'm Giving In by KCakaAlice reviews
Entry for Love Through Lemons Contest**** Edward has been chasing Bella for months with no luck. What happens when Bella finally gives in?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grading Papers by grtchn reviews
Bella and Edward are teachers. Bella is grading papers and Edward thinks she needs a break and distraction! Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. AH/OOC. Lemon. Better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Kiss to Remember by wishimight reviews
England 1818 - Bella finds a badly beaten stranger & nurses him back to health. When he awakes, he has no recollection of who he is. Can their love survive when his memory returns? And what of James Masen, the "Devil" Duke of Forkshire? Age of Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,304 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Best Friends by twilightseries4life reviews
This is basically a story about Edward, Bella, Jasper, Emmett, Alice, and Rosalie as toddlers. Follow their crazy adventures together. From Jasper learning about PMSing, to Emmett committing "suicide". Cute fluff. Good for a few quick laughs! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hometown Glory by circasurvived reviews
Entry for the Age of Edward contest. The German's are retreating & the war is coming to an end. After surviving Normandy & Bastogne, Edward Cullen is desperate to go home to his wife. The only thing standing in his way is the little Belgium town of Foy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009
Duck and Cover by dellaterra reviews
October 1962: the Cuban nuclear missile crisis. College students Edward & Bella are thinking about "waiting until they are married" when an air-raid siren shatters their innocence. AH/rated M for the Age of Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lover I'll Be Your Lover Too by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Age of Edward Contest Entry: In Medieval England, the pompous Prince Edward requests the 'services' of a particular maid, the beautiful Isabella, in his personal chambers...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6529 - Favs: 5,212 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What's Scarier than Vampires? by beautiful fighter reviews
The Cullens and Bella decide to go camping. Emmett keeps playing pranks on Bella. Bella reads a scary book full of myths and legends. They decide to test out what is myth and what is truth. Full of scary stories and humor! Oh for heavens sake just read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/3/2007
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Kiss and Tell by Truth in the Moon reviews
Based on the song by A Day Away. Edward finds out Tanya is cheating on him, and I mean, really cheating. So what does he do? What any pissed off boyfriend would do? But who knew it could lead to something more... AH/AU Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daddy's Home by Happy Bells reviews
Bella discovers she’s pregnant while her husband, Edward, is out fighting in the war. As time progresses, why isn’t she hearing from her husband? Fluffy One-shot. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by Patronus Charm reviews
Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Boys of Summer by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's sixteenth birthday is made perfect by a kiss from a beautiful boy, but then she doesn't see him again for three years. Does he even remember her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 226 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Pirate and A Lady by BittenBee reviews
Captain Edward Masen runs his crew and ship by attacking vessels and acquiring his loot through piracy. Will the dignified Isabella Swan see past his ill gotten gains for the man he truly is? Example for the AoE Contest. One-shot, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,631 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ballet Studio by Cherette reviews
Bella, in an effort to overcome her coordination issues, signs up for private dance lessons with The Ballet Studio. However, when she returns to retrieve what she left behind, she receives more than she came for. AH-Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The End by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Edward never changed Bella and now it's her last day on earth, which she shares with the Cullen's. Much better than summary! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,684 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Insomniacs: Hide And Seek by Whatserrname reviews
The Cullens decide it is time for Bella to join in one of their favourite night-time activities, Hide and Seek. But this isn't just any old children's game, this is nation-wide, full scale Hide and Seek. Vampire Style. Just a bit of fun. Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Kissing Styles by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella decides to try out various kissing styles on Edward, after he call her a tease...OCC...ALL HUMAN...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,781 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
Another Day at the Gym by SoNotNaive reviews
Edward and Bella in a hot tub! in public! need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5682 - Favs: 8,440 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8928 - Favs: 15,020 - Follows: 3,144 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daddy Makeover by ebhg reviews
When Renesmee returns home from a shopping trip with a Caboodle of hair accessories, Daddy is her preferred makeover subject. Charlie's recent words on fatherhood convince Edward to take it like a man and allow his daughter some fun at his expense.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Emmett Eats His Words by JayJayHale reviews
Emmett has teased Edward and Bella about their quiet sex life and framkly they have had enough. What do they young couple do to get Emmett to cringe and run screaming for the hills? Bella is a vampire...Nessie does not exist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Painful Truth by Myrthe95 reviews
What if Bella already met Edward in 1918 and they're about to get married when Edward suddenly gets sick and dissapears. Will Bella believe that he died or does she found out what really happened? Bad summary.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,132 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
13 Reasons Why by ThePoisonOwl reviews
Bella is dead. Edward is not. It's been weeks since she died and now Edward finds a strange box on his front porch. It's filled with tapes. Better summary inside. Please Read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,278 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When I Became a Princess by dream-a-lot reviews
One day, Bella learns that she's the lost Princess of France. She travels to Paris and learns that she was/is betrothed to Price Edward. Inside the lives of the rich, royal, and famous, you'll learn of the scandals, deals, and secrets. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,402 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Bringing Baby Home by Frenzy In Delirium reviews
Sequel To Special Delivery. Renesmee is finally home and having a new born baby comes with its challenges for Bella and Edward. How will they get through it? Follow the Cullen family and find out. From The Cullen Family Collection: All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forever by Breaking.Down.Slowly reviews
Edward never returned after leaving in New Moon. Now, 72 years later, he returns for his final good-bye. BxE Oneshot. NOW A TWOSHOT. Per La Mia Bella is a sequel of sorts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
One of the Guys by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella Swan had always been secretly in love with her best friend, Edward Masen. Will he ever stop seeing her as "one of the guys" from the gang? Won first place in the Epic T-Rated Contest. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Her by Heaven's Immortal reviews
What if Edward didn't get to Bella before Tyler's van hit her...what if he responded to her blood...? What if he bit her? Where would they be, how would their lives change...a view into an alternate Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
The MESS Plan by Marauder Shagger reviews
Edward and Bella are recently engaged - happily too. There's just one problem. Edward wants to wait for the wedding, with no substitutes for sex in the meantime. So what does Bella do? Forms the MESS Plan, of course! Step 1: Move in together. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Mattress King by Frankie326 reviews
Bella is in desperate need of a new mattress after her recent breakup. Where better to turn then the one and only Mattress King, where things get lemony at about 3 a.m.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
ALICE CULLEN by omaigooo reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own ALICE CULLEN. Go through the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Alice - Complete
Bellasitting by Major Grai reviews
Bella is getting babysat by Emmett, Jasper and Carlisle. And of course Emmett gets bored and decides to prank Bella with Jasper's help. And other Bellasitting tales. Mostly fluff. a series of one shots. BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,388 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Virginity Pact by herinfiniteeyes reviews
For the SMC contest. The girls vow to lose their virginity by prom night. Will they succeed? One-shot. E/B, J/A, Em/R. Lemons. MA for mature. American Pie-Twilight crossover.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Top 15 Things To Remember While Dating a Human by nomorever reviews
This Emmet's list of things Edward should remember while he is dating Bella. One shot. Re-edited to fix the cut-out words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Love Me by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Bella is sick and finds out she has cancer. Edward has to make a decision before it's too late. Nominated for Best Romance on La Tua Cantante awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,799 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Night in Cabin Three by killswithskillz45 reviews
Ok everyone. Chapter Two is up. Enjoy. For all those who havent read it, its a PercyXAnnabeth. R&R as u like
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/19/2007
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11676 - Favs: 8,656 - Follows: 2,615 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Got You In My Grip by waterjazz reviews
What would happen if Percy and Annabeth had been alone when they kissed? SPOILER OF BOOK FIVE, DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED. LEMON LEMON LEMON! Rated 'M' for a reason. No flames, please. P&A.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Love will find a way by penelope25 reviews
Bella is the school nerd while Edward is the school jock and player. They hated each other but what happens when their moms know each other & decided to have vacation together. Will love truly find its way between two different creatures? Please read this
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,695 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Special Delivery by Frenzy In Delirium reviews
Short Story All Human What would it be like if Edward adn the rest of the Cullen clan were human during the birth of Renesmee? How will things happen. *WARNING: A pregnant Bella might scar you for life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Remedy by Nicholh2008 reviews
Bella has to go to the ER for an ankle injury, there she meets Dr. Carlisle Cullen. Will she be able to get the sexy Doctor in her bed? Possible story w/ love triange later. BXC and BXE one-shot for now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Emmett's Little Sister by laibballfan reviews
Bella is a high schooler and a cheerleader. One night, she is attacked and someone must save her. Who is it? What will come from that encounter. Full summary inside . ALL HUMAN Rated M for Sexual situations and lemons...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009
Our Little Man by My-Bella reviews
Partner to LLC. All Human-OOC. Rated M, but mostly fluff. Edward and Bella are now parents to a baby boy, Charlie. Alice and Jasper have twins, and Lily is talking up a storm. Life for the Cullens isn't as little as it was before. Can they handle it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 265,527 - Reviews: 3778 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Full moon by lollifox reviews
Edward's is visiting his parents graves, when he gets a phone call from Rosalie. New Moon, Edward's Point of view. ON hold
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009
Lick the Platter Clean by RedWingNut reviews
Bella spends the evening as a serving tray. BxE. AU/AH. One shot. Senseless smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
EMMETT CULLEN by omaigooo reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EMMETT CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Emmett - Complete
EDWARD CULLEN by omaigooo reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EDWARD CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
To Be Treat by EclipsedofSoul reviews
When pleasure is taken from you, used by you, will you surrender to your deepest darkest desires or fight it? Sequel to ‘Pleasure, Thy Treat’.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward in Home Economics by paper.creations reviews
Edward, trying to impress Bella, strove to excel in his home ec class. What Edward hadn’t anticipated was being partnered with Lauren while trying to bake a perfect soufflé - Cullen's in Classes Sequence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Edward, Lauren - Complete
Across the Alley by Sab0511 reviews
I have lived across the alley from him since high school, who knew that we would end up together, and I would be a big movie star." Edward and Bella are about to tell a hugh secret to the world. AU and AH Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,102 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burning Fire by ThuGoldenChild reviews
When Edward meets his Best friends girlfriend can he deny the attraction to her, or will he loose all hope to the lust. One Shot. OOC ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward - Complete
Illicit Liaison by Devy-Artemis reviews
Edward & Bella are attracted to each other,yet can’t have a relationship.He is Bella’s nephew, through an adoptive relation.But the world sees them as relatives,and it’s still a taboo. So,will they give into temptation and pursue a forbidden relationship?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emergency! by EJ Santry reviews
Bella is a student at the UW whose clumsy tendencies has landed her in an ER more than once. One fateful fall lands her into the eager hands of a hot attending ER doctor. Written for “Forbidden Love Affair” A Contest of Hidden Desires. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cheers by kite strings reviews
Edward cheers Bella up for the holidays. Santa Claus does roleplay? Smut warning. OOC/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ask Me in a Hundred Years by Justine Lark reviews
Why was marriage so important to Edward? He told Bella, “A hundred years from now, when you’ve gained enough perspective to really appreciate the answer, I will explain it to you.” Now the time has come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Follow Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Tired of being setup on horrible blind dates, Edward and Bella, share a memorable together. Bella thinks it's just a stupid one night stand, but Edward wants more. Will she be able to resist him when someone from her past shows up? ExB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 148,700 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ms Charming by Mrs.Wholesome reviews
Bella is starting off at college and has one goal in mind. To lose her virginity this year. Cock-blocked too many times to count by big brother Emmett, the green eyed god looks like a promising candidate. *Winner*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,637 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Black and White by CaughtMySelfFalling reviews
Entry for Forbidden Love Affair contest. Edward's life is black and white. Be the perfect everything, marry the perfect girl, have the perfect life. What happens when the gray in life shows up in the form of his soccer coach... Jasper Whitlock. E/J. OCC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Lamb's Lullaby by katekate376 reviews
It's Edward's Birthday, and Bella got him a present. Bella/Edward fluff Post Eclipse,pre Breaking dawn Used to be called Edward's Birthday
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Kids by LadyAlera reviews
Have you ever wondered what the Cullen kids would be like as well... kids? I will probably continue, but the stories won't be consecutive.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Emmett
Sex Appeal by beautyattempt reviews
Bella needs some new clothes. ExB; slighty OOC, All human. Lemon. One-shot series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
SelfControl by beautyattempt reviews
Sequel to Sex Appeal. hot, dirty. ExB; slighty OOC, All Human. One-shot series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carpe Noctem by beautyattempt reviews
Bella gets the family to celebrate Edward's Birthday. One-shot I know im late for his birthday, cut me some slack. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
The cruise to a new life by Globetrotter28 reviews
Summary: BxE, RxEm, AxJ, EsxC. They all live in Portland, Bella, Rosalie, Alice and Esme all work together and are great friends. Edward, Jasper, Emmett and Carlisle are great friends and own a business together. But they all want more out of life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009
Bad Credit by kaia2008 reviews
When Jasper's credit card is denied, tattoo artist Carlisle has an interesting way for him to pay. AU/AH JxB, JxC, BxJxC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Going Down? by gemmabobella reviews
submission for ninapolitan's cocktease contest Edward and Bella pairing. Sometimes all you need is a push in the right direction, or to be trapped in an elevator with a beautiful stranger AUAH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,864 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who Let Emmett In? by GetYourOwnEdward5678 reviews
It's Emmett for crying out loud! Bella and Edward are cleaning out all of Bella's old human "things". But what happens when Emmett gets in? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Breathing Life Into Me by SpeakNow1118 reviews
Edward leaves, never comes back, Bella is attacked and changed, and joins a coven. 60-odd years later, this new coven 3 men and Bella meets the Cullens in a new town. Rated T for possibilties... Full summary inside. Please at least read that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,796 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drums, Bass, and Bella LEMON! by AprilAnne reviews
Bella's drunk at a party. Edward is watching over her to make sure she stays safe. But he never thought that he was the one that would need protecting when things get down and dirty. ExB LEMON-freaking-ADE No longer a two-shot... mmm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,330 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Form 1040 by giselle-lx reviews
Because when you're immortal, the only certainty is taxes... While getting some mundane home office work done, Carlisle winds up having a tender moment with his young granddaughter. Set 7 months post BD. One-shot, canon, Carlisle POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Indecent Proposal by StarlightSuccubus reviews
EDITED. Multi-millionaire Edward Cullen makes a proposal that Jacob Black can't resist. Written for the SMC Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,273 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Frustrations by ItsInMyBlood reviews
Bella is frustrated about having a dry spell in her sex life and confesses this to her best friend/roommate Edward.What will Edward suggest to relieve Bellas problems?Can sex bring two close friends even closer?Rated M for Lemons!ONESHOT!R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Naked Desire by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is an art student at Phoenix University when she meets Edward Cullen, also an art major. What happens when they are paired together and assigned to do NUDE MODELING for each other? All human & TONS OF LEMONEY FUN! Over 100,000 hits!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,144 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Emmett Gets Even by Love Promise reviews
Bella is finally a vampire and Emmett hasn't gotten over the arm wrestling loss. This time, he decides to go hunting, and tries to beat her. Will he finally win? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Fair Fight by Justine Lark reviews
Emmett challenges Edward to a fight, but with Bella in the mix, perhaps they aren't so evenly matched anymore. Who wins, who loses and how does Rosalie react? Post-BD family fun with the Cullens!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
The Man Who Can't be Moved by Moe115 reviews
Songfic to The man who can't be moved by: The Script My first Songfic and Oneshot. I really hope you like it. Please read it. And Review it. :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Labour of Devotion by Kitschisme reviews
A collab with the lovely Rosette-Cullen: Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,441 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Worth Waiting For by mylatestmistake reviews
Oneshot. After Emmett leaves a magazine in Edward’s room for him to peruse later, Bella finds it and, needless to say, has a few questions. BPOV. Rated T for mature conversations. Reviews and constructive criticism are greatly appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unexpected Afternoon by TrueImmortality reviews
Emmett is caught off-guard as Edward drives up in Bella's ancient truck, looking like the devil's chasing him. Then Carlisle comes tearing down the Cullen's driveway, with blood on his hands...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Unexpected Little Things by iloveeverythingyou reviews
What if the gorgeous Edward Cullen doesn't have the strength to stay away from Bella? What happens when he bites her on her first day in Forks? And what happens when it seems everyone is out to get them? Edward&Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,278 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Guardian Angel by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
AU All human. ONE-SHOT! T for language. Edward loses his angel and he can't live without her. He hears her voice, but is it real? Is any of it real?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Getting What He Deserve! by RavenCullenBabee reviews
Bella catches Edward doing something she couldn't believe. She starts thinking that he don't deserve her, what will Edward do? Okay, summary SUCKS, but this story is awesome! Rated M for lemons, spanking, and sexiness in future chapters!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
One for the Money by dqwhit19 reviews
Bella Swan is a quiet high school English teacher. Edward Cullen is a rich doctor. What happens when he unknowingly bids on her at Alice's bachelorette auction? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,415 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Stutter by Sic Et Non reviews
It is a known fact among Forks High that Bella Swan cannot talk to Edward Cullen without stuttering. Fluffy One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Riding The Rails by Captain Jezebel reviews
Bella lives in NYC, one day while riding the subway she sees a very sexy stranger who gives her the ride of her life. AU AH OOC BxE one shot lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Bella Goes to School by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella goes to school as a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bet on itor else by MeganShalane reviews
Alice and Emmett play their favorite game, girls against boys. Can Bella get Edward to Cave? What will the boys have to do? What about youtube?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who knew? by katekate376 reviews
Edward went out hunting and Bella is left home with the rest of the Cullen's. what happens when Emmett and Jasper convince her to play guitar hero? and is she so good? yep! Post eclipse pre breaking dawn
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Thinking Of You by bellaxmorte reviews
A song fic based on "Thinking Of You" by Katy Perry. Post Eclipse, Pre Breaking Dawn. Bella loses Edward. Her thoughts, five years later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
The Cullens Over The Years by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
Esme, what was everybody like back in the day?" Esme pulls out pictures of past decades, but will Bella understand that back then shoulder pads and mullets were cool? One Shot. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Dying for Love by alpacacat0401 reviews
Bella has 6 months to live. She decides to break out of her shell and meets Edward, someone who lives for eternity. When he tries to discover her secret, he falls in love during the process. Why won't she become a vampire for him? ExB vampires included!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,296 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Eats A Bomb! by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
Bella & Emmett have a dare competition....Bella leaves Edward an abusive voicemail....Emmett eats a bomb! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Cullen's and a Plane by yalrac reviews
What happens when the Cullen's go to visit Renee? Rosalie steals Bella's iPod, Jasper freaks out, and Emmett wants to fly the plane! One-shot unless a lot of people like it!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Halloween At The Cullens by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
Halloween is so much more fun when you spend it with a bunch of vampires. What do vampires dress up as? Emmet is pretty sure he's got it down. Funny. One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
All This Talk About Sex by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
Renesmee needs a sex talk, bad. But can her parents get around to that before Edward kills Jacob? One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Parking Lot by shaywithoutdelay281 reviews
As Bella's leaving a movie alone, she meets James, a man who just needs a little help - as far as she knows. Rated M for graphic rape. AH, dark fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, James
The Cullen Paranormal Research Society by Juicycouturegal reviews
Carlisle and Esme go away on vacation, and while they're gone, Alice, Jasper, Edward, Bella, Emmett, and Rose go ghost hunting! Mostly Alice's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
The Quiddicth Match by muggleinlove reviews
My second entry into the Steamy Movie Crossover Contest. Lemony Twilight/Harry Potter Crossover. Bella/Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens When Emmett Watches Mulan? by simply-dazzling001 reviews
Post Breaking Dawn, possible spoilers! Bella's enjoying a nice afternoon watching Renesmee and Jacob when suddenly, she hears strange noises from outside. What is Emmett doing in a karate outfit? Where did he get that bamboo?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Sexy Santa by come back running xx reviews
Alice buys Bella some sexy lingerie and forces her to wear it. Bella is walking around her house when Santa aka Edward comes down her chimney and spots her in her revealing state. Rated M for a LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Diamond by streakofred reviews
When Edward Cullen first moved to Forks with his family, he became the subject of affection of the "it" girls Lauren and Jessica. But he couldn't help but be attracted to the group's 3rd, mysterious beauty Bella Swan, also most wanted girl of FH. BxE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
The Laundry by simplyunwordable reviews
Pre Breaking Dawn, Post Eclipse. Edward is running an errand and Bella experiences some humerous adventure while doing household chores. two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Sticky Testing by LiGhTiNg.FaStXD reviews
Edward is married to Bella and is a math teacher at UW. Today is an exam day. He finds a gift underneith his desk. He starting to love exams. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aengus by Starshinedown reviews
An entry in Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest! Bella goes abroad to do research for her upcoming novel. What will she discover while on her trip? All Human, lemon. Nominated at the Eddie Awards for Best Short Story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5546 - Favs: 8,075 - Follows: 2,251 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Fun to Stay at the YMCA by Emma Hardy reviews
Edward is a personal trainer at the Y, and Bella is trying desperately to fit into the designer jeans Alice gave her. What will happen when Jasper recommends him to her? LEMONADE! B/E...seriously, SUCH sour lemonade, kids. READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
St Patrick's Day with Edward and Bella by Alice Cullen Whitlock reviews
Post Breaking Dawn......Edward and Bella spend St. Patrick's Day together
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Food Fights by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella looses her cool at Emmett at lunchtime!The result a massive Food Fight!Now extended!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Sold! by Dormant Blue reviews
AU/AH - Forks High School's Key Club is having there anual Date Auction for Valetine's day! And this year Bella Swan has unwillingly volunteered to be sold. Who will be her highest bidder? Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Do you miss it? by Twilight is my brand of heroin reviews
A Post Breaking Dawn One shot. Absolute BellaxEdward fluff, inspired by pages 483-484 of Breaking Dawn. Please R&R and Happy Valentine's Day!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bells and Angel Wings by twilightmom reviews
For the SMC contest.Can an angel in training convice Edward he was meant to be a vampire? Based on the movie It's a Wonderful Life. One shot - M for Smuffy Lemons. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lock In by edwardemmetjasper-love reviews
Bella has never experienced a lock in, Edward has, what will happen in this giant school. A lock in is where someone breaks into the school, you have to get locked into the class rooms. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
College Fun by wolfrose89 reviews
Just a fun little one-shot of what would happen if Bella and Edward went to college. Post-Breaking Dawn, contains spoilers. Disclaimer: Twilight belongs completely to Stephenie Meyer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Conversations by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Extra Credit by Nicholh2008 reviews
Bella has busted her butt to graduate college early, her last semester she see's the one thing that might destract her and ruin everything. Will she be able to concentrate during class with a green eyed hottie? one-shot, lemony goodness. OOC. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen Family Movie Night by rain-it-shall reviews
Set sometime after Breaking Dawn. the cullens decide to have a movie night. fluff. kinda OOCish, but not too much. NOW ON HOLD INDEFINATELY
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Will Remember You Eventually by Katarina Isabella reviews
Bella and Edward have been madly in love for eight years, when all of a sudden Edward gets into a life-altering car crash. What will Bella do to get Edward to remember her, along with his life for the past nine years? All Human, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,605 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Go Ask Alice by Ember411 reviews
Funny. Just read.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prime by StarlightSuccubus reviews
23 and 37 are both prime numbers, and people that age are on their sexual peak, also known as their prime. This is written for the SMC Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,380 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Baby Birthing Adventure by simplyunwordable reviews
All human. Epidurals, mood swings, and the joys of childbirth. Bella and Edward have quite an interesting experience at the hospital. Rated T for launguage.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Chastity Child by technically a lie reviews
The rest of the night was a blur of clothing being removed and skin. She tasted sweet and moist, like fruit. I should have known then, that I would fall for her. Edward Cullen realizes he's fallen for his long time sex-friend Bella Swan. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,080 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Great Wizard Edward by MaddoX Noodle reviews
Bella is a self-conscience girl who works in a hat shop when she meets the alluring Wizard Edward Howl. For the SMC contest. Twilight/Howl's Moving Castle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Girl Next Door by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Edward discovers that the girl next door has a very dirty secret. Entry for the SMC Contest. AU/AH. Bella/Edward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bedazzled by ashel-13 reviews
For Steamy Movie Crossover Contest. Dorky Bella will do anything for Jacob, even sell her soul. But the tables are turned when Edward shows up to make her dreams come true. E/B AU. Hope you all enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty and the Dreams in Class by Euffie reviews
Bella falls asleep in class. Biology, to be exact. Other than that, the title pretty much sums it up. But the full summary is inside. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Empty Lab Adventures by dqwhit19 reviews
For the SMC Contest: Twilight and Bones! Dr. Bella Swan is a famous forensic anthropologist and Edward Cullen is her FBI agent partner. What happens when he visits her lab and they are alone? Will he finally indulge in his fantasies?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiccups by sketchinglife reviews
Bella gets the hiccups. How does Edward react? And why is Emmett growling? One-shot. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Adventures Of Emmett Cullen: Piano Lessons by MissEmileigh reviews
Kay so this is in MY Emmett's POV... the one from More Than A Klutz To Me. Em decides to take piano lessons but.... he gets a wee bit sidetracked. Based on my 14 year old guy cousin... should say it there. Warning BD spoilers, language, & sexual talk :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Emmett
The Thought of Love by herinfiniteeyes reviews
For My Valentine" contest. Edward is bored, but then he starts getting mysterious love letters at school. Who could it be? Best friend Bella helps him find out... E/B One Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Where's the baby! by OverlyObbsessedAboutTwilight reviews
Emmett is a baby in the twenty first century. What happens when his parents forget him.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The proposition by Nicholh2008 reviews
Emmett, Edward and Jasper prposition their best friend Bella. They want to be with her for their first time. when she agrees they start to plan out their sexual fantasies and plan on pleasuring Bella. Currently just a 3 shot. but may change.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,958 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fever by annasaurusss reviews
Edward's best friend, Bella, whom he's in love with, comes down with a nasty fever. Can he help her cure it? E/B, All human. I don't own any of these characters, S.Meyer does.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Intimacy by shouvley reviews
Bella is married to Jasper and has been sleeping with Edward for a year. Now Bella has to tell Jasper. Crossover with movie Closer. For SMC contest. B/J & B/E Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Bedtime Stories by mrs monkey man reviews
Edward tells Renesemee a bedtime story about a monster and an angel while Bella listens from the hallway. Set Post-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
That's great Edward but what was the question? by CaughtMySelfFalling reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since the first grade and nothing more but Bella has a favor to ask. Will Edward oblige? RATED M FOR A REASON. Very lemony! AH OOC. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just South of Knowing by Abasketcase reviews
For My Valentine" Contest Entry. Edward, lead singer and guitarist of The Two Songs, meets Bella, a crazy, eccentric, and mysterious girl. They end up spending the day together doing anything and everything. Sparks fly. Rated M for safety. AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hurt by WinndSinger reviews
What if Bella wasn't beautiful when she first met Edward? Shy, scared, alone, and hurt Bella comes to Forks at the request of Dr. Carlisle Cullen, who thinks he can help her battered legs regain their strength when other doctors have failed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,024 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Reminder by PassionforTwilight reviews
Edward trusts that his wife will know exactly how to soothe him after an unexpected reminder of the depth of despair he's experienced. Canon one-shot post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Heatwave by ShilohPR reviews
It's really hot out, and Bella takes a dip to cool down, a la naturale. Edward has no choice but to join. One-shot lemony zest, vampireEdward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love is Blind, Blind is Love by Picklewinkle reviews
Bella challenges Edward to a game of cards and the stakes are not like any other game they've ever played. RATED M. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Uncle Jazzy by NessieCullen9 reviews
Jasper's POV. Post-Breaking Dawn. A sweet little moment between Jasper and his niece, Nessie. Bella and Alice also featured. Please leave a review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/19/2009 - [Jasper, Alice] Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Succubus by hollykener reviews
bella is a succubus. What will become of her prey? Lemon OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Even Fight by Twilight-Tennis-Addicted reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. ONE SHOT. Emmett and Edward fight without Edward's power.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Exposure by EclipsedofSoul reviews
The vampire court is a dangerous place for a human girl, but especially when she appeals to a certain one of them... SMC contest entry for ‘Underworld’.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't Mess With Jasper's Name by xLove-Hate-Relationshipx reviews
Bella is bored. Bella is home alone. Bella is annoying the heck out of poor Jasper. ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Seventeen Years by Tinkerbella C reviews
Based on Some Kind of Wonderful. What happens when Bella's nerdy best friend Edward suddenly asks Rosalie Hale to the prom and she has to deal with the aftermath? AH. Oneshot. First Fic hopefully better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,348 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spank Me, Slap Me, Ink Me Baby by jaxinthebox7 reviews
Boring old Bella decides she needs a tattoo, I think we know who her sexy tattoo artist is. A one shot, turned four-shot Now Complete! AH/AU ExB EmxR JxA Fluffy/Smutty
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Yours To Hold by vampire-legend reviews
They see each other every day but believe the other doesn't know they exist. All that changes at a school dance they're both forced to attend. All-Human. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save You by bella c'ella luna reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon and she lived the normal, vampire-free life that he always wanted for her. Now Bella's almost ninety and Edward is back in Forks for a final goodbye. This is a one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Moments by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Song fic based off Brad Paisley's "Little Moments" A few very sweet, fluffy moments between Edward and Bella. All human, T for slight language. Shows how Edward loves Bella's little imperfections. Adorable, especially if you know the song.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8240 - Favs: 5,953 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
The Very Heart of You by PassionforTwilight reviews
Edward is struck by the unending love his wife displays. A fluffy, one-shot “For My Valentine” Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Never A Bride SMC Contest by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella's in love with her boss, Emmett, but he's engaged to her cousin. What happens when she starts spending time with his brother, Edward instead? 27 Dresses/Twilight crossover. M for mature. Lemons. Written for the SMC Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finally by sigkurk reviews
Edward finally gets what he's wanted for the past year and a half. Inspired by the Sexy Edward Contest. A/H. Lemon. Dominate kind-of.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
PRANKS! by xxfanpirexx reviews
The Cullens start pranking people. Edward "Kills" Bella, Jasper's hat, Rosalie on a "plane", Alice hitting on random people 2 and 3, and... EMMETT IN A PINK FURRY BEDAZZLED SPEEDO! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT! Rated T for disturbing moments.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Tinsel Town by OhMyWord reviews
“I’m jealous. Was he nice? Is he as attractive up close as he is in movies?” “Yes and I wouldn’t know, but yes he’s very attractive. Really, really attractive.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,334 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
NO! Not winnie the pooh! by nattycullen reviews
Rosalie and Emmett decide to take Renesmee hunting but when Emmett chooses his pray...Renesmee isn't that happy...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
What did you do to Bella? by BerryBella reviews
EMMETT!" I yelled "What did you shove up her nose?" Her hair was dyed a horrendous electric blue with iguana green stripes. Oh my god. "And WHAT did you do to her hair?" Funny! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
ReHitched by Nollie Marie reviews
/Sequel to Hitched/ Edward & Bella want to renew their vows the ‘right’ way. But w/ stress from work, being parents to new born twins, PLUS the wedding plans will they make it back to the alter? And who is this stranger who keeps visiting Bella? Plez R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,232 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Close encounters of the Supermarket kind by Black Angel reviews
Bella learns for the first time just how hard being a Cullen can be when she runs into Jessica at the supermarket. Post Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,265 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cheating by Scottsbabe reviews
Bella cheats on Edward with Jacob. Will Edward keep blaming himself for it or will he except her? Or will he tell her to leave. read and find out. Rated ma. Mature adult! Bella/Edward & Bella/Jacob. Hope you like it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Bella
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
More Than A Klutz To Me by MissEmileigh reviews
Emmett has just bought Rock Band, and while playing he discovers Bella's secret. Pranks and mud insured. This was my first fanfic and I've finally update to the last chap. So... yeahh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Connect the Dots by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Bella finds herself with a surprising illness. What can the Cullens do to help? One-shot, BPOV, ExB, Cullens are still Vampires, Bella still human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
"Okay, let's talk," I suggested, my voice fearless, my mentality weaker than a feeble child. He took a great breath, daring himself to talk. He opened his mouth to speak, and then…. Time froze. Literally. AU Alternate Universe in New Moon where Bella and Alice go back in time to stop Edward from leaving Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,027 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Six Interruptions by Brynna reviews
At some point during their years together, each of the Cullen kids intrude upon one of Carlisle and Esme's intimate moments. This is a look at Carlisle and Esme's long relationship through the lens of those six interruptions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
More Than A Boy by ashel-13 reviews
Holiday oneshot for BritshBitches Smutvent Calender. ExB Lemon. For all of those that have had one of those Christmases that just isn't what you imagined it to be. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel along with the hope of next year.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
A Christmas Love Story by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
A fluffy treat for my readers. Bella and Edward spend Christmas together and Edward gives Bella the most wonderful gift a girl can ask for. All human, one-shot, lots of fluff and love and Christmas cheer.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lip Balm by AllIHaveIsYou reviews
Alice gives Bella a pot of lip balm..Edward likes....Hehe...a little Fluff... cute and sweet...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Merry Christmas by VeggieGirl15 reviews
“You know-” he mumbled, kissing my neck gently. “- they say if someone’s underneath a mistletoe next to you , you have to kiss them.”...I followed his eyes, and gasped. A mistletoe was hanging above our heads.... One Shot about ExB on Christmas! :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chat With the Cullens by alltheships reviews
AIM with the Cullens/Hales/Black. Post-Breaking Dawn storyline through AIM! XD It might be overdone...but I thought this would be fun! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2008
Closets and Love Notes by Aisling-91 reviews
Oneshot: When Alice makes Bella try and find a box at her brothers appartment, Bella realizes her long time secret love - Edward Cullen - may share the same feelings towards her. Fluff lemon, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The New Addition by dreaminspired reviews
Edward gives Bella a present the whole vampire family falls in love with. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coming Home by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Bella wakes up one morning to find a newspaper article that turns her world upside down. Could it be true?--One-shot ExB, BPOV, A/H, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daddy's baby by Crimson White reviews
Bonding time for the baby and her daddy. Family fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Sleigh Rides by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward asks Santa for a favor. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holiday Spirit by Lemon Muffins reviews
Following a lifetime of extremely disappointing holidays, Bella literally runs into Edward in a coffee shop, and he decides to give her her first enjoyable holiday. How does he do that, you ask? He brings them both some "Holiday Spirit" of course! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,238 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Putting Lessons Christmas Style by bethaboo reviews
We catch up with Bella and Edward the winter after Putting Lessons as they attempt to pick out a Christmas tree. AH AU. Initially written for Smut Mondays 1000 word maximum .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jacob's Zit by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Jacob wakes up one day to find... A ZIT! Pure comedy one-shot... Random... but funny... I hope ...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
California, Here I come by Twilight Halo reviews
Bella is forced to move to California since her parents are unable to take care of her. Child Society puts her in with one of the richest families in the OC- the Cullens. Bella has to deal with peer pressure, and stuck up player Edward Cullen. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,667 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Open Road Song by Panda Slippers reviews
A car ride where Edward really enjoys his music, and Bella is a little confused.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Just A Cold by SpeakNow1118 reviews
Bella gets a cold and Edward over-reacts. Just a cute little one-shot I had a dream about.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Moon Rising by alice cullen rocks socks reviews
POST BREAKING DAWN. The Cullen family are ready to leave Forks, WA for their new home. Bella must say goodbye to the old and hello to the new, as they begin their years again at high school but this time Bella IS a cullen. poss Future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Bella
A Day in the Life College 101 by KelleBelle reviews
The University of Alaska has just received four very extraordinary students. Edward/Bella and Jasper/Alice. Written post-"Eclipse", and is therefore not "Breaking Dawn" compliant.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A night to remember by Sophia24 reviews
Edward and Bella are forced to go to a club together. Bella gets drunk and reveals how she feels about Edward. What will happen when they spend the night alone together? 'M' for lemon in the third chapter...will be a three-shot! All human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,632 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jingle Town by venom with love reviews
When Edward left, Bella didn't go to a cliff for fun. She wanted relief. In other words, she wanted to committ suicide. Edward is too late, and he ends up finding her suicide note. One-Shot. Song Fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
The Cullen's VS WalMart by dark dreaming vamp reviews
Bella and the cullens decide to take a couple trips to walmart. what happens in walmart, stays in walmart. i tried to have the characters act the same but who knows. all vampires except bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Alone With Emmett by teamedward240 reviews
Edward and the other Cullens go hunting leaving Bella alone...with only Emmett. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008
Edward Sleeps by PassionforTwilight reviews
A fluffy, one-shot featuring Edward and Bella and a very unexpected event. Set pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
The Tailor by Frankie326 reviews
Edward needs the finishing touches on his wedding tux. However, he is not looking forward to the poking and probing from the elderly Ms. Jessica Stanley. He is pleasantly surprised to find the new intern to take care of him. One-shot E/B Lemon OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Football Team by edwardemmetjasper-love reviews
Edward is Forks High's quarter back and Bella's the wide reseaver What happens to bella when shes on a all boys football team and 2 players both like her but one is only showing it now?....... LEMON! Disclaimer: i do not own any of these characters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Random day with Jasper,Emmett, and Bella by Miss Jasper Hale8635 reviews
Bella, Jasper, and Emmett say random things to each other.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Crying over Spilt Milk by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
This is the story about Emmett and Bella. Edward etc. leave on a hunting trip, and Emmett stays with Bella. Chaos! Especially when it's breakfast time, and the cereal box says 'Prize inside' You thought cereal was harmless, well not with Emmett around!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Bring Me Down by LittleMissSunshine.x0 reviews
Renee died and Bella moves in with an abusive Charlie. She befriends Alice and Emmett, while Edward, along with his beautiful vampire girlfriend, hates Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,351 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
You do NOT Mess with Emmett's Sister by Symeria reviews
Kellan Lutz Our awesome Emmett! said it best, "Emmett's the protector. He's the guy that's there to crack jokes then beat somebody up." Bella is grateful that Emmett will be her brother in a few weeks. Emmett and Bella brother/sister bonding fic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Love Is A Devil by ashel-13 reviews
Bella is a human who has never met the Cullens...yet. While in Italy she is found by Aro who is going to change her and treat her as his daughter. Lemons later. A BxE love story. Do monsters deserve love too? ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,138 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
All We Know Is Falling by FantastalisticNemo reviews
Edward cheats on Bella. She finds out and leaves. 100 years later, she's in a band called Paramore. What happens when Alice has a vision about her and Edward comes to one of her concerts? Bella's not going be one of those girls that crawls back pathetical
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,392 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
What Did Edward Say to Bella? by 0041523 reviews
Emmett tells Edward and Bella a joke, Edward doesn't get it. Rated T for Dirty Humor and one curse word. 1Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's cure for boredom by Sora Issabella Lupin-Black reviews
Everyone but Jasper, Emmett and Bella have gone hunting. They go through Edward's room, and what they find shocks them all....Bella's still human in this. rated T, because of language...just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
The Joker by TayBee reviews
When Mr. Banner tells a joke in biology, Bella realizes that getting a joke to surprise Edward is more difficult than she thought. Takes place after Twilight. I own nothing. First FF. COMPLETED!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Never Think by Wishes and Words and Etcetera reviews
Edward's idea of a serenade, pretty much based on what I thought Bella would think if she ever heard "Never think" by RPattz. Post BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 3,672 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Number One by BloodThirsty Butterfly reviews
Edward was a player but gave up his ways to go out with his best friend Bella. Bella later finds Edward cheating and runs away only to become famous as a singer. Will they meet again or will their love suffer? 7th fic! Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008
Once Bitten by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Bella and Edward imagine how things would have been different on their first day in Biology if Bella were the vampire and Edward the human. BxE fluff. And Emmett humour. – I mean, really, what’s a story without Emmett! LOL
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love You, Mr Cullen by littlemissunpredictable reviews
Edward and Bella in a teacher-student relationship. Summary is sucky. Please read it. Rated M for Lemons. All human. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Meaning? by CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf reviews
The boys hear the girls talking about...something and wonder if there is a second meaning behind it. Humar! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
You Have Me by haleybare reviews
Bella has a surprise for Edward. :: Fluffinesss! OnexShot! :: Bella POV :: Post Breaking Dawn ::
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Secret by sugarhigh123 reviews
Bella has been in her room for days, and Edward is determined to find out why. A humor fic. Oneshot. Parody of the quote "The Forbidden Fruit tastes the sweetest". Much funnier than it sounds, I promise. Definitely not what you think it is, if you guess.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Property Damage by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward loses his temper when Bella decides to go out unsupervised during her first year as a vampire. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Put A Spell On You by ashel-13 reviews
All Human oneshot. Bella has just moved from Phoenix to Forks where she is invited to her first ever Halloween party. But when she arrives, there is much more that catches her attention than she ever thought. Happy Halloween to all us Twerds out there!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Facebook Adventure by kaybifffCullen819 reviews
While relaxing away from Alice and her crazy wedding plans, Bella decides to make Edward a Facebook. What ensues? Read on to find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008
Since Feeling is First by Kitschisme reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Featuring... SEXY LIBRARIAN EDWARD! Read and you shall be rewarded with a hot and sexy LIBRARY LEMON! Rated M for sexy time. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU.When he was changed, Carlisle left behind a little girl. Bella shows up 300 years later and ends up finding a little more than a happy reunion with her father when she meets Edward. Can he deal with someone wanting his baby girl? ExB please read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,287 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
truth or dare w vampires by vampirechick123 reviews
Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Blackmailing Is Fun! by littleloreal reviews
Bella finds out an interesting secret about Emmett! Blackmailing ensues... One-shot, post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
She Will Be Loved by xSakuraxBlossomx reviews
Alternative Universe. Edward stumbled upon four year old Bella in a car accident in Maine, her parents did not survive. Edward immediately feels the connection between them and refused to let her go, greater summary detail inside in chapter one. Please R&
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,018 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007
Apples and Blushing and Vampires Oh My by MissEmileigh reviews
Bella and the Cullens go apple picking. Enough said. Set before BD. Vampries/humans.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Do Doctors Still Make House Calls? by lil'miss whitlock reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest! Bella's hurt herself again, will the doctor be able to make her feel better?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wicked by tashiegurl reviews
It's that time of the month again for Bella, and there's only one thing on her mind. One-shot. LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Letter by somakeitcount reviews
Bella goes to the hospital to visit Edward, who is fighting cancer. Can their love last through everything? As told by Bella Swan. All human. One-shot. Warning: Character death. In memory of a dear friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hard To Get by princess-girl45 reviews
Bella's the new scolarship student at Hollisters Academy, boardschool with rich, arrogant teens. She met Edward, player, and while he try to seduce her she's determined to show him that she isn't easy. But will she really resist him or break her own rules
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,855 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Training Wheels by Nollie Marie reviews
Part of the "Additional Breaking Dawn Moments" collection: Renesmee sees other kids ridings bikes. Now she wants to learn how...should be interesting when none of the vampires learned how to ride a bike. ONE SHOT! Pure fun!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Edward Snaps by WriterSymone reviews
After being rejected by Bella, something inside Edward snaps and he decides it's time that he does something about Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Motivation by MartaSwan reviews
She was his teacher, he was her student. And she needed a n't like, don't read. Made some changes. Written for Jayeliwood Sexy Edard Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Positive Tension by Lilly for Algernon reviews
JAYELIWOOD'S SEXY EDDIE COMP! Lawyer Edward is infatuated with his co-worker Bella... Dipping the pen in company ink has never been so tawdry. Lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh, His Fingers! by Kuroi Garyuu reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. What happens when you're stuck in the closet with the man who you've been dreaming about for years? What happens when he's gay?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lightning Snatcher by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella and Edward Cullen are pirates that sail the sky looking for lightning. BXE One-shot. Lemon. Inspired by Stardust with my own cannibal twist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Love of a Pirate by muggleinlove reviews
A one-shot for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. Edward is a Pirate and Bella is the Governor's daughter. OOC one-shot, ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing the Field by muggleinlove reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. Edward is a football player, Bella is a cheerleader. Fun ensues. OOC, ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pride and Joy by Izzy Masen reviews
Edward holds Renesmee for the first time
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Edward - Complete
Edward's Hair by GreenPlayDoh reviews
Edward gets gum stuck in his hair and Bella gets it out with peanut butter. Bella can't sleep with Alan because he doesn't smell like Edward. Who's Alan? BxE Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gun Powder and Lead by ericastwilight reviews
Officer Edward is sent to check on Chief Swan's daughter while she's home visiting from college. He's nervous to see his true love again, but troubles arises as her date is not so nice. Can he protect her? Will she let him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Famous in a Small Town by ericastwilight reviews
Actor Edward Cullen, decides to go home for the holidays, hoping to see his love. Bella, a famous author does, too. They both try to hide from the media and their fans the reason why they've come home.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 124 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by BudhaBeads reviews
Noises behind Edward and Bella's bedroom has Emmett's mind rolling down the gutter. Are Bella and Edward really as innocent as they seem? What exactly happens behind closed doors? Rated M. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Fight by SacreJambons reviews
Rosalie yells at Bella, and fluff ensues!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7747 - Favs: 9,260 - Follows: 2,628 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daddy's Little Lullaby by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
A father daughter moment pass between Edward and Nessie. Cute One Shot. Spoiler Alert! Enjoy and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
BabyBella! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward has deal with something he didn't expect at all. It involves his precious Bella, so how does he react to...taking care of Bella in diapers? Theres some language, therefore rated T. Hope you guys like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,516 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Angels Belong In Heaven by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. Angels belong in heaven. Demons belong in hell. What happens when these lines are crossed? A revelation. EXB lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Five by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
ONE-SHOT LEMON FOR JAYELIWOOD'S SEXY EDWARD CONTEST. ALL-HUMAN! Military Edward finally comes home to his love sick wife. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can you save me by Goo82 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Edward was recently crushed by the love of his life. What happens when his brother and friends throw a party and a tipsy Bella walks into his room while he is sulking. Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Surprise by GreenPlayDoh reviews
It's been two years since Bella met Edward. Bella and Edward have gotten each other gifts. But knowing these two, something always goes wrong.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The History of Sex with Bella Swan by breakatmo reviews
Bella Swan used to have innocence. She grew up, though, and lost it somewhere along the way. Edward/Bella, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stained Glass Windows by BlueBlood359 reviews
A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Emmett's Birthday by GreenPlayDoh reviews
It's Emmett's Birthday in 2 weeks. Jasper, Alice, Edward and Bella are all shopping for the best gift. Losers have to eat a whole stick of gum. So who will win? BxE Fluff. Maybe OOC. It's a oneshot now but I might make a second chapter.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Emmett
White Carpet and Wall Sconces by off-the-deep-end reviews
Entry for Jayeliwood's SEXY EDWARD contest. Bella finds herself bored and in need of some quiet time at a house party. What she finds definitely cures the boredom, but is far from quiet. M FOR LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranger Things Have Happened by forbidden-fruit-911 reviews
Alice and Bella are having a fun, harmless sleepover. That is, until Emmett bounces in with an ancient book of voodoo spells... what will happen to the girls? Especially since Emmett has no idea what he's doing...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008
Extracurricular Activities by Liz4 reviews
For Fallenfate's High School Challenge. E/B Lemony Goodness. AU/All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Play With Fire & It's Gonna Burn You by Mezzanottex3 reviews
ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 227 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High On Sugar by edwardsbella99 reviews
Bella, cake, big bag of sugar. Dun dun dun! Read and Review! Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Fish by sedlakova reviews
a bit of mid-Twilight fluff: Edward’s curiosity about everything Bella is driving her nuts. Ever wondered how she managed to kill three fish?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drop the Bomb by jiigsaw reviews
Two people. One war. Endless results. originally for Jayeliwood's contest so... smut. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Fade by WellMadeMistake reviews
Edward is a history teacher at an upscale boarding school. What happens with he connects with one of his students on a whole new level? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 124 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Picture Perfect by BubblesBlossomButtercupBumble reviews
My third entry for Jayeliwood's contest! Photographer Edward. What happens when Edward enters a contest of his own?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Old Bella REALLY Is by Sara811 reviews
It's Bella's 102 birthday, or is it. Silly one-shot about a debate between Emmett and Bella over her REAL age. 18 or 102, you can find out, if you read.:D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Planes Aren't That bad by A-Liars-Choice reviews
This is a one-shot for the Sexy Edward contest. Edward is an Australian coming back from a trip to America. Bella is a flight attendent going to Australia after she finishes her work on the plane. To put it short. The meet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Such Thing As Plenty Of Time by whitereflections12 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest! Dominate Edward, IC, set during Breaking Dawn. Bella is focused on training, becoming the best fighter she can. Edward knows that with what's coming, there very few things that matter. And that isn't one of them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Want to be a Cowboy, Baby by BubblesBlossomButtercupBumble reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's contest, Sexy Cowboy Edward! My first lemon...be gentle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Healing Hands by BookRead reviews
Another Sexy Eddie entry. Dr Cullen has a patient in very naughty blue panties. Worth the rating and lemony pie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Kitchen by Jamillia reviews
Edward gets a bit carried away while Bella is busy cooking spaghetti. FIRE! Suggestive themes, slightly OOC, but REALLY GOOD! especially for any one who loves Bella and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Babysitting by runaway xo reviews
All Human! Bella is stuck babysitting the devil himself, when she notices a strange color in the corner of a sliding glass door. "It was a strange auburn color, almost brick-like, but not as dull." AU. B/E. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edible Fun by BookRead reviews
Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. Bella comes home to Chef Eddie and his tasy treats. Worth it's M rating I think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 111 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chained on Halloween by Twilightian reviews
For Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward Contest" - Alice is holding a Halloween Party. Bella and Edward have a bet - winner has the other chained. Who will it be? Rated M BxE R&R? Thanks! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Newton's Shop by Jamillia reviews
Edward's buying a new tent for his families 'camping trip'. What happens when Bella is the one helping him choose? Suggestive themes, slightly OOC, but REALLY GOOD! especially for any one who loves Bella and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tutoring Session by Intermission reviews
AU/AH-Entry for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest-Edward wants Bella to tutor him in Literature. Bella wants to tutor Edward with 'something else', entirely. Can one awkward moment lead a change in Bella's lesson plans?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
A Close Shave by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella learns one of the perks of being a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teach Me by DelilahTCullen reviews
My entry for Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest! Bella is 19 and wants to learn how to play the piano. When she meets her new teacher, he seems familiar...and he's extremely Se-xy! ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
By the Book by Twilightian reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Edward helps out at the library - Bella's returning late books - Shakespeare and a romp in the stacks, anyone? Rated M BxE My First Lemon! R&R Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Prom Night Algebra by Jude Mackenzie reviews
After a decade of being married, Alice forces Bella and Edward into reliving a former experience: school prom. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Eddie Contest! Edward in and out? of a tux…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Chocolates by BalthierFlare reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Edward comes to Bella's house with chocolates. But he takes all the fun out of eating them, according to Bella. Fluff. Oneshot. EdwardxBella. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 189 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Break In by cas-sassafrass reviews
Bella is home alone waiting for Alice. When suddenly, from the backdoor, she hears the unmistakable sounds of a break in.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do You Want to Do Me a Favor? by Stup1D-sk00LyarD-CRUSH reviews
ALL HUMAN/ ONE SHOT- "Oh God... Uh, miss?" "Yes?" "Are you busy?" "No." "Do you want to do me a favor?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete