Author has written 16 stories for Fairly OddParents, Suite Life series, Wrestling, South Park, and Web Shows.
Welcome to the simple minded world of Reneyyy[Dundas(L)]'Sprouse'
'Oh, everywhere I go, I know my place is home. Where the ocean meets the sky, I'll be Sydney.' :)
Avatar - ZOMGGGGG, IT'S ME WHEN I MET ZACK RYDER. BEST. DAY. EVER.
FANGIRLED TO THE MAX. FHRVBYBUAHTVSBVHJF BHGRAUYTEBUAHNFRGEBASYTGA BH J!
RENEY FACTS: (which I will continuously be adding to as more come to me:))
Reney loves her Stuey :)
Reney is twenty-three.
Reney successfully studied Communications and Advertising at uni.
Reney is proudly Australian, though she dislikes meat pies.
Reney is in love with Dylan and Cole Sprouse. Duh.
Reney's favourite band is Green Day. She had also been known to enjoy Eminem, Good Charlotte, Shinedown and Eskimo Joe.
Reney is an extremely over-the-top supporter of the Canterbury Bankstown Bulldogs.
Reney absolutely adores the Fairly OddParents.
Reney quite enjoys the wrestling styles of John Cena, Triple H, Paige, The Miz, AJ Styles, Sasha Banks and (if they didn't go quitting on me) Shawn Michaels and CM Punk (L)
Reney's hero is retired footballer Hazem El Masri(L)(L)
Reney has impeccable timing.
Reney is not fond of extreme flamers.
Reney loves to be challenged.
Reney is not a fan of rectangles.
Reney feels rotten when she doesn't eat healthy.
Reney often desires Skittles. Yeah, I know they're unhealthy.
Reney desperately needs a haircut.
Reney prefers dogs to cats.
Reney's typical bedtime is 10 on a school night :)
Reney ideally likes to wake up at noon.
Reney always users her blinker, even if it's not necessary.
Reney has an electric blanket.
Reney's favourite season is Spring.
Reney enjoys orange juice.
Reney eats nachos every Wednesday afternoon while watching WWE RAW.
Reney will always be wearing her Hardy Boys' pendant.
Reney is quite in love with her new lacey black gloves.
Reney has ridden a horse named Socks.
Reney has been to the States once. She tried to steal two Mexicans.
Reney loves the smell of incense.
Reney's favourite number is two.
Reney owns a cowboy hat.
Reney's imagination is too big for her own good.
Reney has a tendancy to make up new words.
Reney thinks MSN is over-rated.
Reney will never write just one story at once.
Reney once made up a violent story of death for one of her least favourite footy players.
Reney speaks her mind. Too much.
Reney and her friends once had an exciting adventure with a troop of carnies.
Rneey makes a mean potato bake.
Reney has sung at the Sydney Opera House. Twice.
Reney screams 'WOO' every time she hears the name 'Chuck Norris'.
Reney did not like The Suite Life of Zack and Cody the first time she ever saw it. Seriously.
Reney has never broken a bone.
Reney would quite happily live in cartoon world with Cosmo forever and ever.
Reney has been on television while in the crowd at the footy many, many, many times.
Reney has an extremely sick sense of humour.
Reney once got to throw a chair in a play.
Reney's brother once swore at her in his sleep.
Reney is majorly pissed off because it's raining on Grand Final day.
Reney thinks that funfan1 is a complete twat :)
Reney absolutely LOVES catching the ferry across Sydney harbour.
Reney loves to turn the stereo up full blast and dance and sing around her lounge room when she is home alone.
Reney has been learning Japanese for five years.
Reney got a 96 in Ancient History. BAM!
Reney is cringing because a bunch of juniors have invaded the senior area at school and are singing Justin freaking Bieber. Not happy.
Reney still fails to understand why there was fruit salad on the menu at a Japanese restaurant.
Reney thinks the Miz is AWESOME :)
Reney celebrated her eighteenth birthday at a high class Sydney casino.
Reney attended three aweeeesome gigs this year; Fozzy, Good Charlotte, Eskimo Joe. :)
Reney has a bad habit of telling inanimate objects to "Settle down!"
Reney is trying to figure out where the second apostrophe in her pen name keeps disappearing to...
Reney loves the food at the Thai Square. Yuuuuuuuum.
Reney is more excited for RAW 1000 than she has been for anything else. Ever.
Reney has a major obsession with shoes. Like, unhealthy.
Reney eBays random stuff when she is bored.
Reney misses Dylan and Cole Sprouse like crazy.
Reney nearly peed her pants when she heard Green Day were releasing an ALBUM TRILOGY.
Reney got #SSSIIICCCKKK seats for the WWE RAW '13 Australian tour. I'm totes gonna be able to smell them and shiz. :3
Reney's two favourite people in the whole wide world are Link Neal and Rhett James McLaughlin :')
You know you're a WWE Fan if...
(place an x on the ones that apply to you).
(x) You KNOW what The Rock is COOKING!
( ) You get an A on assignment and you announce that your having a live sex celebration in class next week.
(x) You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.
(x) You know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.
( ) When you arrive in a place you've been to before and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!"
( ) When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later.
(x) The sledge hammer is your new best friend.
( ) When your friend asks for money you yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!"
( ) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".
(x) When you hear WWF these days, you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas.
(x) Or when you’re talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, you yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!!
( ) You turn off the lights because no one respects you.
(x) You know that Edge is PG-13.
(x; I've got the Marine:)) You've watched Doom and the Marine and Behind Enemy Line III: Columbia.
(x) You know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' by Stephanie McMahon.
(xxx) You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?"
(x) When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon.
( ) You lie, cheat, and steal.
( ) You actually called/texted your friends, taken a photo, or a video when Chris Jericho returned in 2007.
(x) You think JBL is a wrestling fraud.
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) You like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the top of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV.
( ) You refer a can of beer as a can of Whoop Ass.
(x) You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner.
(x) You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at a live event.
(x) When you go to a wedding, you hope that a WWE superstar crashes it.
(x) You want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams.
(x) When you hear the song 'Sexyback' you think of Chris Jericho.
(x) You have the urge to park your car underneath Vickie Guerrero's granny panties.
(x) You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker.
( ) You have a sock named, Mr. Socko.
(x) You're in love with a WWE Superstar.
(x; or in my case, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday, Tuesday, and Friday nights.
(x) When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero.
( ) You tried to use Simon Dean's weight loss program.
(x) You can name more wrestlers then family members.
( ) You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said so"
(x) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7.
(x) When you were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch power rangers...you couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling.
(x; it's never in Australia anyway) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestlemania is.
(x) When you know three ways to use the following: A Table, A Ladder, and a Chair.
( ) You beat down your grandparents and call yourself a Legend Killer.
(x) You chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at a event.
(x) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured.
(x) You wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants.
(x) You have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling (or the WWE) in your home.
And I wouldn't have it any other way :)
Stories Currently In The Works:
'Under Pressure' a WWE story: Being a second generation Superstar adds enough pressure as it is. But when your predecessors are the great Triple H and Shawn Michaels, it is almost certain that there will be a few bumps in the road headed to stardom. But when it all truly comes down to it, how much pressure is too much to handle?
Rated T. Angst/Romance. Newest story, and I am in love with this idea! Be prepared for many unexpected twists and turns..
And, yes, my stories do involve plenty of sweet and 'awwing' moments. It's not my fault I'm a sucker for the sappiness.