Misamille
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Joined 10-04-08, id: 1708135, Profile Updated: 10-14-08
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me. -Hunter S. Thompson

The mind and body must be exposed to extreme stimulus, by means of drugs and music. -Hunter S. Thompson

Some may never live, but the crazy never die. -Hunter S. Thompson

If you haven't guessed by now, I am infatuated with the late, great Hunter S. Thompson. His works, though strange and sometimes uncomprehensible, are like a second religion to me. Those writings take me to another place and make me wish that I could be a part of it and love myself for who I am and not what I have become. Those that know me know that I may be a simple and out there kind of girl, but there is more to me that I think no one other than my mother will ever know. I am very complex individual. Now I know that there are people that say they are, but when you start to spend time around that person you realize that they aren't. I maybe one of those individuals, but I wouldn't know and my friends surely haven't pointed out to me that I am not. So in my head I am. I know for a fact that I am one of the most bizzare people in my circle of friends. Just to let you get in my head a little, if you are willing to understand it, my heroes are the absurd journalist Hunter S. Thompson, the gorgeous Johnny Depp, the magnificent Edward D. Wood; Jr., of couse my mother, all the psych/acid rockers of the late 60s/early 70s (and at the same time I can blast either a showtune or frank sinatra song out of my lungs); my passion is live theatre though my mother is against my acting my other love next to the theatre is history; I love English rockers, mainly Coldplay, Muse, and The Beatles; I think if I go on you may either think I am mad or one of the most interesting person you know. I have to add that my only loves in this world, besides my current boyfriend, are Anime/Manga and the Movies. It is definately these and the books I read that make up me. I owe my life to the authors and the artists that make me feel whole. It is truely without them I would be nothing.

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High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21486 - Favs: 11,936 - Follows: 7,904 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
One Night Stand by eccentric chams reviews
A celebratory night out and a one night stand to remember. She plagued his thoughts, however Edward doesn't read much into it. What happens when things become shockingly serious with the girl from the club? These things aren't supposed to last longer than twenty-four hours and the time frame just took a sharp left turn to forever. [CURRENTLY REVISING & COMPLETING]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,296 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Arise by Jennifer Von Patzer reviews
A Romeo and Juliet-esque story using the characters you've grown to know and love. But not everything will be quite what it seems. AU AH Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Three of a Kind by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
B/Em/E have been friends forever. Now 21, Bella hasn't seen the guys since they all left for college. Bella is convinced before summer school starts to take a week long vacation with her two favorite boys. 2 horny guys, 1 Bella? FOLLOWUP NOW POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,651 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3136 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Consummation by Mizra reviews
Edward's perspective during the events of Breaking Dawn. From Isle Esme up to Bella's change. 95% Canon, 5% My Own Ideas
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,029 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waiting to Exhale by Twilightish reviews
Bella Swan-Newton is a working mother and wife. Dissatisfied with her life, she suffers knowing that her husband has been unfaithful to her for years. Meanwhile, Edward Cullen has joined the company where she works. Will she get that 2nd chance at life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,634 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Payback by pixdog reviews
Edward teases Bella and now it is time for payback. Twoshot Lemon. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emerald Angel and the Russet Wolf by ShimmerinDenali reviews
Renesmee loves Jacob, Jacob loves Renesemee but thinks its wrong, what will happen when he walks in on her? She shows him she how truly grown up she is. Started as one shot Lemon, turned into smutty love story, of coarse it still ends in lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,922 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Provoking Pleasure by isabellsah cullen reviews
Pleasure. Torture. Frustration. Satisfaction. Fulfillment. Desire. Temptation. Set after Breaking Dawn. A day in the life of Edward and Bella. A response for tby789 and LolaShoes "Love Through Lemons Contest". ExB. Smut/Lemons. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Search For Myself: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
What if Bella & Edward's roles were reversed, leaving Bella the Vampire and Edward the Human? As predicaments change and situations become harder, will their fate still be destined? Or will unexpected plans change their lives forever? Read To Find Out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,603 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Temperature by Lucky Blackhart reviews
New Summary yay! : Can Nessie prove to her parents and family that she and Jacob can handle themselves properly, and can she prove that she is much more mature than her family wants to believe? M rating is necessary, sorry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,883 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
I Love You, Best Friend by tragickk reviews
It's tricky — Loving your best friend. Especially when said best friend's getting married in say — A week? Yeah. It happens. E&B. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bubbles! by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
After a humiliating attempt at seducing Edward, Bella occupies herself by taking a bath. Little does she know, that Edward's mind is made up - and he wants to make love with Bella. What could this innocent bubble bath lead to? ExB Cute Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Movies by olivekayla reviews
Bella Swan's life is painfully normal. She gets her wish that something exciting would happen when she sees this hot guy in her Philosophy class. First fic! AH. Rated M for swearing, drug use and future lemons. Bella/Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,404 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Meant to Be by fadedsun reviews
An Alternative Ending to Twilight. Edward and the Cullens are a moment too late trying to Save Bella from James. James bites Bella's hand but Edward isn't there to suck the venom out. Bella is consequently transformed into a vampire. What happens next?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Ocean Love by debjoy21 reviews
ExB AH This is a simple scene between the couple as they say "I love you"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
My First And Last! by purple yeti foot reviews
Edward gives in to Bella and goes with what he wants and what she wants.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
There's Something About A Man In Uniform by whitereflections12 reviews
For The Only Pancake's Jasper/Alice roleplaying lemon contest! Involves an Alice planned Halloween party, including her plans to see Jasper in a way she's always wanted...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Importance of A Good Stretch by le jen reviews
AU-AH. One shot. A chance encounter with a stranger leads to shared coffee and stretching exercises
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Artistic by TheDarkestBeforeDawn reviews
Whenever Bella looks at a sunrise, she smiles and cries. Whenever she looks at a sunset, she grabs her art journal and sketches every detail... Bella will overcome school stereotypes and decipher the pain behind a pair of emerald green eyes. M for saftey.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Shampoo by hammondgirl reviews
Bella shares her first intimate experience with Edward. When she tries to reciprocate, everything falls apart at the seams. Will Edward explain what went wrong? Can they get back to where they were? An entry to the DTE contest. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dualism by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward asks Bella series of questions that is soon followed by a night that she will never forget. All-Human, extremely OOC. Rated M for extreme lemons! Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All Because of a Phone Call by Camryn-is-my-Heart reviews
When Bella refuses to call Renee and tell her she's getting married, what will Edward do to convince her? One shot, lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fast Times at Forks High by herinfiniteeyes reviews
For Jayliewood's Sexy Edward Contest! Edward and Bella have been friends for years, but now Edward knows how she really feels. Will he be able to convince her to let loose? Big fat lemon! For mature eyes only, please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Extracurricular Activities by Liz4 reviews
For Fallenfate's High School Challenge. E/B Lemony Goodness. AU/All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First by somakeitcount reviews
Jacob and Renesmee finally get to go on a date on their own. What will their time together lead up to? As told by Jacob Black. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Voyeuristic Tendencies by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward catches Bella is a very compromising situation, which leads to a bit more than simple voyeurism. ExB Smut, Smut, Smut... but very fun smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Crescent Moon by MinaseTrinity7 reviews
The Cullen’s have once again decided to move to another place. Somewhere where the sun didn’t shine as much; Alaska. Now neighbors with the Denali clan, all mischief occurs as Jake and Nessie plan to move on towards the next step. Full summery inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 220 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yuki x Tohru x Kyo by VirgoDragon reviews
You know what it is, just read the title! Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Yuki S., Tohru H. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10172 - Favs: 14,734 - Follows: 4,421 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Snowflake's Whisper by Natural Killer Cyborg reviews
Yuki x Tohru. Yuki wakes up from a bad dream concerned about Tohru. He goes to check on her, and finds himself a little close for comfort. He's naked in Tohru's bed!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Yuki S., Tohru H. - Complete
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BloodLust reviews
Eight years after Renesmee is born and matured she finds herself having a strange reoccurring dream about Jacob. Feelings are felt and revealed. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,487 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
A Snow Day and A Confession reviews
An Bella/Edward one-shot. Snow, a girl in a bad realationship, and the most unlikely boy to snap her out of it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Secret Love
Martha Collins fell in love with a greasy haired boy on her first day at Hogwarts. She could tell that they were going to be together forever, but did anyone else know including the boy himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Severus S.