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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

My name is Devil, for obvious reasons known to my friends and I.

Twilight is stupid. I know i have written some twilight fanfictions but the books have no plot, the characters are to perfect Stephenie Meyer changed the characters too much in BD. The fanfictions are actually much better than the actual books and I think that the movies are horrible Robert Pattison is hideous and Kristen Stewart should die a horrible death and is a horrible actress.The 'obssessed fans' will lose interest in a few months the only reason they are 'obssessed' is because they are eating up a disgustingly lovesick plot with an overly chivralous vampire. I don't care what everyone else says this is what i think of Twilight.

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Bored of Eternity by xx-twilight7-xx reviews
The Cullens, including Bella, are bored out of their minds. There are too many random things to describe. How much fun can you get up to with the Wii, toothbrushes, llamas, evil Jasper, fake blood and much more? Canon Pairings. Extreme OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 115,332 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,037 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Team Colors by Ivy O'Hara reviews
The Cullen family council a drama camp for a week to do the production “Beauty and the Beast”. Will there be some competition? Romance? Humor? Pranks? Team cheers? Please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,475 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward
Don't Get Mad Get Even by PrincessOfWhiteSnow reviews
Lately the Cullen Boys have been caught up in a video game rampage centering around a high tech game called “Dreamscope” The game has even Carlisle addicted to it. After an offending remark to the girls of the family they decide to get even.inside fullsum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,068 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/1/2008
Road Trip Cullen Style! by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
This is the story of when Bella persuades the Cullens to go on a Cross-country road trip. Will they make it all the way? Who's driving? And what in the world is Emmett doing with a doll? --Before Breaking Dawn-- please read! I suck at summaries... :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,195 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Magical Experience by EdwardCullen4President reviews
HPxover. Carlisle gets a letter from his old friends, Albus, asking for assistance to protect Hogwarts against the evil Voldemort. Soon, the Cullens and Jacob are off to Hogwarts. AT/AU. After BD & during OotP. Canon. E/B A/J Em/R C/Es HP/CC/GW RW/HG
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,768 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
Renesmee's Sleepover by Rose Tyler reviews
Renesmee is having a sleepover for her birthday. Emmett and Jacob just can't resist a few pranks, though.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Off Track by TwiHard24 reviews
She's quiet. She's obedient. She's tough. She's also a motocross racer who happens to be in love with a certain werewolf. Andrea is in for a big surprise that will change her entire life. She'll either except the challenge or be left behind in the dust.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,669 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Brady
La Push'n And Love'n by TwiHard24 reviews
Sequel to La Push Me Off A Cliff. Alex and Paul are just starting their new life together. New job, new family, new laughs. What happens when someone comes along and tries to ruin it? Lots of fluff and really funny. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING THAT SM DOES!READ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,774 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Paul
No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service by TwiHard24 reviews
This is what I get for trying to be independent;a sore back, public restrooms,and an annoying ex-boyfriend who just can't seem to understand the concept of 'dumped.'What happens when Kendra meets a certain hansome stranger at a gas station? Funny!EmbryxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,351 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Embry
The Cullens Discover FanFiction! by BandGeek99 reviews
When Bella tells Edward about a site she enjoys going on, he decides it'd be fun to check it out. But oh, God, what has he done? THE BEAST HAS BEEN UNLEASHED! What happens to Twilight people when they are exposed to the horrors of... FAN FICTION!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,613 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/25/2008
Camp Cullen: Here We Go Again by TwiHard24 reviews
The gang's back for another year at camp and relationships are stronger than ever! Add in a rival camp and some 'friendly' competition and you're in for a load of surprises, new pranks, and new friends. Will the survive the ultimate challenge? Funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
What The Hell by TwiHard24 reviews
Then I realized that I had to pee. Really bad. So, I of course, just walked passed the gym and down the hall towards the bathroom. That is until a door suddenly burst open and smacked me right in the face. CollinXOC imprint story. Funny, give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,147 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Collin
Music Sparks Love Aflame by WingedGirlFlyLady reviews
Bella Swan a Country girl from Denton, Texas. She moves to Northern California to go to a Music boarding school. There she meets the hot Jasper Whitlock. Will she find true love? Can she take the Drama of a different town and new people?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,068 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Enemies of the Cullens, BEWARE! by Lyrei reviews
20 hated people PLUS plans for revenge PLUS the Cullens EQUALS TO The ultimate revenge scheme. Witness the Cullens getting back at people whom they hate-Mike,Jessica,Lauren,Coach Clapp, Tyler, and MORE. And what is with the weird 'code names?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Alice, Mike
Witches of Twilight by raca reviews
Bella discovers a truth about the 'mythical' world long before leaving Phoenix. Seeking out her friends, she finds herself in Forks and surrounded by creatures that shouldn't exist. A retelling of Twilight filled with Magic and staring a powerful Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,547 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Keep Away with the Cullens by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
The Misadventures Of Emmett by Fishey Stories reviews
With Emmett Cullen, anything is possible. Come read the untold story of Emmett Cullen, written in his diary.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
The Cullens Discover Mad Libs by CrankyFrenchLady88 reviews
What happens when the Cullens discover Mad Libs? Some pretty crazy things. Rated T for future topics. After Eclipse, Before Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,726 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Trainning and Loving by adricullenhale reviews
Isabella Marie Swan was recruited by Maria to join her army, will Isabella fall in love with Jasper Withlock and viceversa.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Adventures of Emmett Cullen by Mrs Emmett McCarty reviews
Emmett has been banned from touching Rosalie for a whole day by Carlisle. What will he do with the extra time? OOC at some points. This story is not finished and won't be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Camp Cullen by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
Someday by ServalSpirit reviews
SINGING SPOILERS Missing scene "She isn't certain of anything concerning love," Cadvan whispered through numb lips, knowing that his last, desperate avoidance of Saliman's true question was futile. "She fears closeness."
Pellinor - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Cadvan, Maered - Complete
High School for the Cullens by reader13lovesbooks reviews
It is a new town for the Cullens. What could possibly be horrible about six vampires stuck in a building full of hormonal teenagers and perverted staff? How about a vampire in a hospital with desperate nurses? Esme's here. Renesmee and Jacob on honeymoon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,037 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
Beware of the Blue Sludge by ScFlEaD reviews
What happens when Emmett and Alice force feed Bella a mix of sugar,energy drinks and blue food colouring? Read to find out! Out of Character for some. Takes place after Eclipse. Rated T for saftey in what could come up later on.....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Found by dreams of bubbles reviews
Bella is Jasper's younger sister. After discovering the news of her missing brother, she runs to the forest where she is found by a vampire and changed. Now, years later, she is in Forks, and she finds the person she thought she had lost forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,328 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Repeat by MOVED TO BOUNCING BEE reviews
Roxanne Swan is but 100 years younger than the elusive Bella Swan - she's a normal 10-year-old girl, going to a normal school, when they show up. Murderous glares, "dead" relatives... Is history going to repeat itself?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
La Push Me Off A Cliff by TwiHard24 reviews
He was getting milk-I was getting milk. We bonded over dairy products," I said mockingly. She rolled her eyes. "You make everything sound so stupid." PaulxOC Give it a shot. Hilarious-ness, surprising twists, and fluff. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,751 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Paul
The Cullen Song! by Twilight Black Shadow reviews
The Llama song has been re-done. Look here for the Cullen's version.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
New for New Years by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
This is the Squeal to 'Christmas with the Cullens.' and, if you don't/haven't read it, you won't understand half of the story. Anyways, Please enjoy! All regular parings. Breaking Dawn never happened... After Eclipse. and no, this isn't my version of BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella
The Cullen Family Singers by BananasMakeMeLaugh reviews
Breaking Dawn Spoilers! The Cullen family starts singing random songs. Other Cullens are confused by certain songs. Craziness erupts! We suck at summaries!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Sleeping to Dream by Somah reviews
The newspapers say it all: Bella Swan is dead. But no one is sure why she jumped from the cliffs at First Beach. No one really knows why her body wasn't ever found. But everyone knows her coffin is empty and that the Cullens are back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,471 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let The Truth Begin by luvemmett reviews
Next time it's Truth or Truth,' Emmett said as he slammed his door shut...well he wasn't lying. After they all got busted for Dare or Dare, Emmett's ready for the next round...what will happen this time? *Sequel to Let The Games Begin*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Somthing is not right by Beckah-lynn reviews
Bella and her bestfirends Jessica and Angela go to the carnival with their boyfirends. Mike Tyler and Ben. Jacob and Lauren show up. Somthing happens, and only a few survive. And others...read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008
The wedding by When We Stand Together reviews
Bella and Edward's Wedding. Mike's POV chapter 1. Chapter 2 now up! EPOV. Chapter 3, Jaspers POV, Jessica's POV chpter 4, chapter 5 in Rosalie's POV. Emmetts POv now!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
A Very Vampiric Christmas by Waffle of Doom reviews
Bella is enjoying Christmas Eve with our beloved Cullen's, nothing weird could possibly happen right? It's not like Jasper has a thing for reindeer...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
That Locket by Roses x Are x Red reviews
What if Alice has known about her past all along; she just doesn't tell anyone and for good reason. She fears it would hurt her family too much. Can a locket from her childhood make her reveal all? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Alice - Complete
Fort Alice by LethalxLilly reviews
Alice finally went off the deep end, too. She's gone a bit far though as she builds a fortress in the basement of their Tokyo vacation home. This means one thing; Fort Alice has been born. Rated: A-Z, for lots of evil plotting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,949 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Alice
things emmett has realised throughout the series by ianto tarquin emmett p-dizzle reviews
we decided that emmett is not as stupid as he seems.he has made some very serious observations
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Emmett - Complete
things emmet is not allowed to do or sing by ianto tarquin emmett p-dizzle reviews
loads of people have done these so we decided to do one to rated T for some gay song references
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Emmett
The Cullen's VS WalMart by dark dreaming vamp reviews
Bella and the cullens decide to take a couple trips to walmart. what happens in walmart, stays in walmart. i tried to have the characters act the same but who knows. all vampires except bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008
The Interrupter by Leiaaa reviews
A collection of funny conversations that go on between Edward - 'The Interrupter' - and various Twilight characters. Just added chapter 3 - a conversation between Edward and Jasper. Alice makes an appearance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Edward, Jasper
The Cullens Get Revenge! by bat-with-butterfly-wings reviews
Edward has always hated Mike. Bella has always hated Jessica. After many years, the Cullens have decided to get back at those two for being so mean to them all those years ago. AxJ, ExB, RxEm, JacxRe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
The Cullen School Files by bat-with-butterfly-wings reviews
Have you ever wondered what happens with the Cullens and Bella do during school? This a series of one-shots dedicated to Cullen study sessions lunch time convos and note passing during class! AxJ BxE EmxR CxEs and maybe JacxRe T for some language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008
Marker Seduction by blossom993 reviews
Max and Fang are alone in the flocks new house, waiting for the flock to arrive with the movers. The house is totally empty, they are in the mountains, the only thing they for entertainment is a black Sharpie marker. FAX! oneshot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Between the Scenes by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
The kind of insane situations and conversations do the Twilight characters get into when they're NOT busy being in fanfics. Mentions just about ALL usual pairings. Rated for language and other stuff. FINAL CHAPTER UP.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
The Tart! by LethalxLilly reviews
What happens when Dumbledore goes back to the feast for his tart? From HP2 off of page 82 Very funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Albus D. - Complete
Burnin' Up: Vampire Style by EdwardCullen4President reviews
What happens when Bella gets dragged into singing karaoke with the Cullen family? Emmett rapping, the Jonas Brothers song, and Jasper is the backup singer! One-shot; songfic. E/B. Don't own Twilight or Jonas Brothers song.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 194 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
I know too much by suze-the-practical-ghost reviews
Takes place in New Moon. What if the wolves got to the clearing too late? And Laurent ended up biting Bella? Now that everyone thinks she's dead, what happens to Edward? What happens when they find out she's a vampire? Well, FIND OUT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,319 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Vampires,Witches, Emmett O MY by O MY Edward reviews
The cullens the get Accepted to Hogwarts. Bella is away for a while so the cullens decide to try it out. But what happens when it turns out The cullens were not the only mythical creatures Bella had a secret too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8406 - Favs: 7,591 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Fall of the L Empire by pixieface Lust reviews
Rosalie Hale and Alice Cullen, gorgeous beyond all reason, to beautiful to believe real, become the new students in Forks High. They notice the fragile Bella being picked on and they want to turn her- into one of them. much better summary in chap. 1
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2008
8 ways to get Nudge to stop talking! by blossom993 reviews
list about nudge, fang, max, iggy, gazzy, and angle
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007
Milk by EdwardLover44 reviews
Well Edward lost a bet and now has to do something that He'll regret. Bella laughs hysticerly and accidently spits milk in his face.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/13/2007
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I Didn't Realize reviews
this is a one shot that is completely weird and random, it is about one of my OC's who hates shopping and meets Alice Cullen............
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Alice - Complete
Never Again Shall I Love You reviews
Edward left, a different way but didn't come back,Bella became a zombie but soon realized she Hated Edward. SHe turned Goth/Emo. One day While visiting the Cullen's old house a stragne vampire sees her. Bella becomes, the thing Edward tried to save her fr
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008
Alice, Emmett andThe SmartBoard reviews
basically this is based on an inicident where we just got a SmartBoard my friend LilPix saw for the first time and spazzed it was hilarious. I will be posting stories based on other incidents
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008
Dare or Punishment reviews
this is my first story and it is placed 10yrs. after BD. SPOILERS. anyways the cullens live in Alaska and they are all bored and Bella reveils her evil side.......
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2008