CatchThatPrat
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Joined 10-04-08, id: 1708413, Profile Updated: 06-21-10
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

So I've decided to actually make use of this account, maybe, possibly... hopefully... I'm sorry, I'm no good with guarantees xD But! There is a maybe. And so I revamp my profile, of course.

Name: Rayman, Shiki, Shi-san, Shicchan, CatchThatPrat, DejaElCieloAtras, uhh... "You, over there!" It all works.

Age: 16 and proud of it. I can drive and yet still have nothing better to do than sit around reading fanfiction... -corner of gloom-

Sex: Female. And straight.

Location: Alfred F Jones, probably somewhere around his right elbow... :)

Me: I'm a sugar-high highschool girl who spends too much time thinking up epic stories and never writes them down. This is a habit that I mean to cure, hence the revamping of my profile xD If I do post something I will attempt to update frequently, since I really do have nothing else to do... I like anime, manga, books, learning random facts about random things and then spitting them out at random moments, drawing, writing, and talking to people.

Obsession: Currently, Hetalia. Axis Powers Hetalia for you that don't know. It's freaking epic. I love it. I can't sit through my History class with a straight face anymore... But yeah. I lke anime and manga as well as normal books. I'll seriously read anything. Let's see now... I enjoy Tamora Pierce, anything by Terry Pratchett or Diana Wynne Jones (Discworld, Howl's Moving Castle, and Chrestomanci... Yeah, no need to explain that much more x Epic win), hmm... Oh, Sarah Dessen and Scott Westerfield are good. And I really like the book Mortal Engines. Epic book right there. Anime and manga wise, I just finished InuYasha (YES!! I ACTUALLY FINISHED IT!!), I like Bleach, Tegami Bachi, Apple, Naruto (to a point... to a very small point. Meaning, Akatsuki FTW.), and a lot more that I don't really care to list xD I tend to go off on one thing at a time and obsess about it for a while, then move on to another thing... -coughonetrackmindcough-

Pairings: Really anything. I like shounen-ai and het... depending on the series :) Hetalia... shounen-ai, definitely... USxUK!! Cuteness~ :) And GermanyxItaly, SpainxRomano, AustriaxHungary (zomg, straightness... what??). And other than that, basically anybody else with anybody else. Free for all... world peace orgy kinda thing :3 Trickster's Choice: NawatxAly all the way. I love Nawat. He's amazing. Annnnd more shall be posted later when I actually think of them. Yeahh..

Likes: Good grammar. I am a grammar Nazi. Not even kidding. I will nitpick. Please tell me not to if it bugs you too much... Fluff. I like cute fluffness. The little things, you know? A good storyline, non-OOC-ness... Yeah, and crack. Crack fics are amazing. I like humor, romance, angst if it's pulled off right, mystery, paranormal, AU, crackcrackcrackcrackcrack, family, general stuff. I also like those really complicated relationships where you're not sure what exactly is going on, you know, like you don't know if they're more like siblings or lovers or just friends.. or maybe I just like to write them xD Gelato is really good. So is sorbet and sherbet... are they the same thing? I've never thought about it... I can't cook and I'm not very food-literate so I wouldn't know. I also like people. I love making new friends :) so feel free to contact me however you wish, about whatever you want, even just to say "Hi, you look like a total freak, go jump in a lake" and I'll respond.

Tomatoes are delicious. I agree with Romano and Antonio on this one.

Dislikes: Bad grammar and graphic sex. That's about it. To explain: I really hate texting language except the occassional "idk" =_= I'm like an old woman, geez... yeah. And the graphic sex makes me uncomfortable. You might be like "ohhh, poor little innocent sophomore can't take her lemons, aww" but no. I've read my fair share of those and found that I just don't enjoy them at all... well, okay, to make things clearer, I don't enjoy graphic descriptions of them. There's a huge difference between "They came out of the bedroom winkwink nudge nudge" and "They were having sex" and a graphic description of what EXACTLY is going on in their pants. I'm fine with the first two and versions of them, but not the last one. Descriptions, please no. I also don't really like yuri all that much. It's all good in crack and jokes but I dunno... I just dunno. Haha.

Writing: I write mostly original stories, but lately I've been considering diving into the fanction world again... yes, again... a couple years ago I attempted to write some and now I am oh-so-glad that I never posted any. Those stories are buried at the bottom of my recycle bin right now. Anyways, if I do post anything, it'll probably be in the form of one-or-two-shots, mostly fluff, humor, angst, general, or some strange combination of all of those... yeah. And will most likely be for Axis Powers Hetalia.

Accounts: I now have a DeviantArt and a LiveJournal, wow, go me. Both are Vivarei :D I also have two accounts on FictionPress- one being my own, DejaElCieloAtras, and the other being a joint account shared by me and two friends. We're co-writing a story :) It's really quite weird.

Drawing: I love to draw. I have no way to get my drawings on the internet (yet) because my computer hates DeviantArt... I don't know why >

Contact: PM me! I love people! xD Leave a review! I would love you more! Yeahhh~ Find me on DA or LJ and I'll love you EVEN MORE. How's that for creepy? :DD

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Who's the man of page 47? by Mizu falls from Kumo reviews
Benjamin Gates is after another treasure by request of the President due to what was stated on Page 47. Ben, Abigail, and Riley are on a search for a direct descent of Alfred F. Jones. Their search leads them to Arthur Kirkland and a wild adventure.
Crossover - National Treasure & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,972 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Ben G., America
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2143 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Pedagogy by Armidion reviews
When, snatch'd from all effectual aid, We perish'd, each alone. Professor Charles Xavier intends to take these words to heart. An AU set at a university on the fringes of the District of Columbia. Eventual Erik/Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,062 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
Fever Of The Bone by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
There are two-hundred-and-six bones in the human body. Sherlock can name them all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Love by cathat77 reviews
Charles's many experiences with love. Mentioned Charles/Erik, Charles/OFC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Safety Net by Karrissarella reviews
Mikado is afraid of thunderstorms so he calls Masaomi over to help him cope. Slight Kida/Mikado.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Masaomi K., Mikado R. - Complete
Empty Houses by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
"What's on here is a body, and that body can be useful to me. If it's difficult for you to see, then in the future you can wait outside."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It's a Small World, Afterall by HoneyTwilight reviews
When teens from around the world are summoned to a special school called the IYSA, things can get pretty hectic. Little do they know that evil lurks in the shadows, waiting... Was Two Years to Remember: The IYSA. Rewritten, Pairings and warnings inside!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,816 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - America, England/Britain
Soul Mate by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
AU, USUK. Alfred Jones moves into his new house with his brother Matthew and his recently divorced mother. While exploring the unrepaired sections of the house, Alfred meets someone that will change his life...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,873 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - America, England/Britain
USUK? Oh, Nay Nay by Remote-Controlled Button reviews
Out in the fanfiction world, there are a lot of USUK fics. Certain plot elements start to repeat themselves. They will be featured here.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
Second Chance by ArixaBell reviews
It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,031 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Truly, Remarkably, Irrevocably by Rantzilla reviews
Norway's smile is a mystery to Denmark.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Galehus by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Here we go again. The Bad Touch Trio now decide--not entirely willingly--to turn their matchmaking skills in a more northward direction. Again, this just means chaos for the rest of the world. #5 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,479 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Denmark, Norway
Treatment by Chalupakabra reviews
Tino is a young psychology major, well known for being kind and eager to help others with their issues, but less so for his habit of profiling "patients" on campus. His therapist's eye has fixed on Berwald, but will he be the one who ends up on the couch?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,432 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Kisame chan, the Big Blue Wonder by Lireach reviews
This is a story of love, pain, heartache, friendship, tears, laughter, joy, and sadness. This is also a story about humans and their delicate relationships with one another. This is the story of... Kisame-chan, the Big Blue Wonder. Rated T for crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kisame H. - Complete
Secret Crowds by glassamilk reviews
Kink meme fill. An explosion leaves Denmark with a permanent brain injury and Norway struggles to find his role in their relationship as the line between lover and caregiver begins to blur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Dansevise by glassamilk reviews
Norway totally maybe, but not really, rigging the 1963 Eurovision contest to help Denmark not fail for once in his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Off Course by Canadino reviews
Bikes are useful for a lot of things...except, maybe, flirtation, if it's done in the wrong way. Den/Nor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
The Bathroom Reader by lady-ribbon reviews
A pack of beer - 10 dollars. Buying condoms for your cousin and his boyfriend - 20 dollars. Getting stuck in a bathroom with the school's resident psychopath for a whole night? Priceless. RoChu with plenty of background noises.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
An Innocent Proposal by luvs-sum-crona reviews
Just a little kid/Black Star fluff I wrote while I was at school. Told from Kid's point of view. Review please!
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Black Star, Death The Kid - Complete
Things You Can Do In a Rowing Boat by PurePinkEtiquette reviews
Denmark and Norway are stranded in a boat, with no land in sight for several hours. What will they do? Long one-shot. DenNor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Does It Really Taste Like Strawberries by Vampire Louis reviews
Death neatly skirts around his main problem while Black Star and Soul Eater find ways to confront the lesser ones. Like getting laid. It's just not cool to be a 17 year old god who's still a virgin. Serious fic turned cracked humor. DeathStar/StarDeath
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Death The Kid, Black Star - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Memoirs of a Girl by Gosangoku reviews
I'm just your regular lower-class, gender-confused, lonely teenage girl who can't stop thinking about a certain red-eyed German boy... — Prussia/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,207 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Feeling Warm by The-Camster reviews
AU Cute little fluffy story about Alfred and Arthur. Includes adorable chibi! Alfred!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Anything For the Tourists by Abarero reviews
Norway sighed, and began to head towards Copenhagen. Leave it to Denmark to take it personally upon himself to stand in for the missing statue of The Little Mermaid in the harbor. DenmarkNorway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Everyone's a Hero by JabberwockSlayer reviews
America sings a song at a world conference. Pure CRACK. Based on the song, "Everyone's a Hero" from Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-Long blog. You have been warned. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/11/2010 - America - Complete
Bee Mine by McMuffinDragon reviews
AU, young Arthur didn't get any Valentines. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Claim by Minosu reviews
England is sick, and Korea learns why he shouldn't say stuff belongs to him. No pairings, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2010 - England/Britain, South Korea - Complete
Snow by masterctarl reviews
FINISHED! TFA: Sentinel's team return to Earth in time to see snow. Before they know it, they're caught up in a strange holiday called Christmas. Warning: Contains slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,735 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
To Fly by Demyrie reviews
TFA. Jetfire and Jetstorm aren't like other Autobots: but what burden can a pair of wings possibly amount to? Watching them celebrated on the battlefield and shunted away at home, Jazz knows all too well, even if Magnus' flying freaks don't have a clue.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Jetstorm, Jazz - Complete
In Which Howl Adjusts His Crooked Heart by eosdawnaurora reviews
Howl stared into the mirror. He had gone and done it now. An epilogue for the first book, written originally for Yuletide 2008. Howl belongs to Diana Wynne Jones.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Howl P., Calcifer, Sophie P. - Complete
When Carpools Get Ugly by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
The Unfinished Birth Certificate by Charxelle reviews
Pinoko is unsure of what kind of love she has for the doctor and what kind of love he has for her. Two greetings and unfinished birth certificates. BlackJackxPinoko review pls!
Black Jack/ブラックジャック - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
Clear Skies by Sakura Tsukikage reviews
America says goodbye to England before heading off to the Pacific Theater for a while. The Allies did decide it was his job to deal with Japan, after all. USxUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fanfiction Hell by Uzuki-Kun reviews
Ever wondered if the Naruto characters read your fanfictions...well, they do! And they are mad as all hell! Now they are the ones writing. Latest Chapter: Hinata's depressed, and her sister is all up in her grill.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,478 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/26/2007
Tale of a Makeshift Cutlery Drawer by Inglorious DMK reviews
Germany’s woken up in any number of strange scenarios, but it’s terribly more distressing when it’s one of his own creation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Candy Explosives by snappleducated reviews
In which Black Star is asymmetrical and Kid suffers from massive internal bleeding.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Black Star, Death The Kid - Complete
Two's a Crowd by Cherori reviews
What would happen if the Akatsuki lived together? Ate breakfast together? What if they were like the average sitcom family! God knows what could happen, just brace yourself... Completed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Labor of Love by Demyrie reviews
TFA, second season spoiler. Sari can’t come to terms with her new self: betrayed by the man she called 'father' and helpless to heal herself, crotchety Autobot Ratchet comes forward with some words of wisdom and a love redefined. SUPER-FLUFF! Sigh.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Ratchet, Sari S. - Complete
Here We Go by poprika reviews
In which Sasori and Deidara do something stupid and Pein feels more like a babysitter than an evil leader.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Pain/Pein, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Kindergarten by yosshi reviews
CRACK.HUMOUR.OOC What would it be like for the Akatsuki when they were in Kindergarten? Featuring: Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Deidara, Sasori, Orochimaru, Tobi, Hidan, Kakuzu and Leader! CHAPTER 6 NOW UP. Sorry for wait!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 9/24/2006
When Insanity Calls by luck33ang3l reviews
-AU shonen ai- -SasoDei, KisaIta- Dumped in a mental institute, Sasori is befriended by a pyromaniac by the name of Deidara. With the help of Deidara, Sasori struggles to face the past he is so desperately trying to forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,661 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
The Potato? by Lozy-2610 reviews
What will happen when a strange and possibly dangerous object gets thrown at Zetsu and Tobi. And what will happen when Kakuzu and Deidara get dragged into the mess.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu, Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
The Three Little Ninjas and the Big Bad Weasel by GoesKaboom reviews
Three Little Pigs like you've never seen it before. Three little ninjas go off to make their own way in the world and run into... THE BIG BAD WEASEL! Crack oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Akatsuki Crack Theatre by To-MAH-To reviews
AN inside. The members of the Akatsuki play a dangerous gamewho can get more blackmail on the others? Crack fic as stated in title and rating subject to change. Very slight yaoi no pairings references included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,413 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Deidara's Story: The Early Years by Uzuki-Kun reviews
Daily beatings, harrassment, and jeers. A dead mother and a broken life. Can Deidara find happiness with a ninja village? Can he rise to become one of the top ninjas in the village? Chapter 41: Light of Things! Arc 1 of 3 to come. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,940 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Deidara, Shizune - Complete
Hidden Inside by Wrath Of Fire reviews
I don’t want anyone, or anything, to make you cry. I want to be here for you. But, at the rate things are going, I don’t think it’ll matter. [SasoDei] Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Everyday by homeostatis reviews
Life is a win and lose thing, especially in the Akatsuki. A day in the life of two missing nin. [Sasori and Deidara centric]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
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Rehab reviews
The kid had a problem, and it seemed to be Yao's job to make him realize that it had gotten out of hand. Something had to be done. But what? Mostly crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,205 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - South Korea, China
The boat reviews
This is an assignment I did for English a while ago.. The boat in mirkwood, used by the hobbits to cross the black stream, tells its story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bilbo B. - Complete