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Joined 10-05-08, id: 1708900, Profile Updated: 01-01-10
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Alex Rider, and Glee.

I have no idea why ANYONE would want to read this. Seriously, I'm not interesting AT ALL. I'm just your normal, English all-girls-secondary-school-freak. (Just in case you didn't catch that, yeah, I'm a girl.) My social life, or rather lack of it, consists of homework and fanfiction. So sue me!

Also, I am a HUGE yaoi fangirl with a homophobic mother, don't know how it happened but it did. I wasn't even aware she was a homophobe until we had this conversation:

Me:Oh, we’re watching Torchwood at my party.

My sister:Yeah, coz she and her friends like Captain Jack!

Me:and Ianto!

Mum: Oh... I think Ianto’s a bit creepy.

Me:How is Ianto creepy?

Mum: I don’t know... So you like the main character guy too, he’s the hero isn’t he? Captain Jack or whatever. He’s creepy sometimes too though.

Me: I don’t get it; what do you mean by ‘creepy’?

Mum: Well... when they go all gay.

Me: That’s called being homophobic – honestly. laughs thinking it’s a joke or something

Mum: Well yes – but it’s not as if I don’t like the people or something; but homosexuality, the act itself, is just wrong, all wrong

Me: frowns

Mum: Well, how do you think the Roman Empire was overthrown?

Me: raises eyebrow in confusion Uh... the Gauls and the other conquered people revolted and overthrew the emperor and Rome...?

Mum: Well, it was the rise of the age of ‘utter happiness’ and ‘pleasure for pleasure’s sake’ and the new sexualities...

Me: stumbles off trying to hide laughter

By the way, if anyone is offended by this then don't hate me, this is so against what I think it's unreal and if anyone is offended by the fact I was laughing, I was so damn pissed off at her after what she had said actually sunk in that I might have accidently 'dropped' my alarm clock sideways into the wall. XP

I think it would be SO funny if she realised half the stuff I read on this site!

Anyway, I only have 1 story on this ID and its NaruSasu but if you read Maximum Ride and Twilight and like yaoi then read me and my friend's Fang/Seth story from our joint account: a_heny_and_cat_production (I'm Cat btw =P)

I'm not sure if I should stick a lemon in my NaruSasu fic but I might...

Hmmm... I don't think anyone reads this far so does it really matter what I say now? 0_o


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones are me.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Men are like. . . Laxatives. . .
They irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like. . .Bananas. . .
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like. . .Vacations. . .
They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like. . .Weather. . .
Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like. . .Blenders. . .
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .
Sweet, smooth and they usually head
right for your hips.

Men are like. . .Coffee. . .
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.

Men are like. . .Commercials. . .
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .
Their clothes are always one half off.

Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .
They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like. . .Mascara. . .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .
You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .
All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.

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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 454,253 - Reviews: 4058 - Favs: 3,583 - Follows: 3,948 - Updated: 4/9/2021 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Bastard Prince by RhiannanT reviews
Book two in the Outcast's Alley series. Having accepted his place in the Court, Tobias must learn how to fulfill it, as well as handle new revelations about his parentage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,706 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 2,921 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P.
The GLPL, Gay Lesbian Prom League by Christy C reviews
Kurt wants to go to prom with his boyfriend. Was it mentioned that he goes to McKinley, the most homophobic school in Ohio? And the students aren't the only ones who don't want them at prom. Time for the GLPL to be formed. Klaine Brittana ?Karovans?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 68,072 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Interesting by luvindrewfuller reviews
No one ever said training was fun but that didn't mean it couldn't be interesting, after all when you have MI6's super spy hiding his true identity and 20 CHERUBS doing the same, how could it not? Throw in K Unit and, well, who knows what will happen?
Crossover - Alex Rider & Cherub - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,962 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by BregoArodShadowfax reviews
Future!fic: Blaine and Kurt are both having secret affairs with Finn while trying to keep their own relationship from falling apart. But not everything is as simple as it seems, and nothing can stay secret for long. Finn/Kurt/Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,385 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Thanksgiving, 2012 by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine super-fluffy-smut. A snowstorm threatens to keep Kurt and Blaine apart over the Thanksgiving weekend.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Home Videos by rayychel infinity reviews
Blaine doesn't wait for an answer before he's saying, "When you have the house to yourself, watch the DVD. For me. Please."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,635 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Gold Mine by nubianamy reviews
Puck's trying to clean the pool, but Dave won't get out. Puck/Dave. Warnings for repeated use of the F-word, body image issues and sloppy, first time teenage angst.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,304 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - D. Karofsky, Puck - Complete
Threesomes Make Everything Better by an-alternate-world reviews
Sebastian's proposition to Blaine shouldn't have been such a turn-on to Kurt, and yet he soon found himself enjoying himself far more than he'd ever have admitted.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
After All The Days Of Darkness by Kari Kurofai reviews
The steps they take to get there are hesitant, slow, careful. But somehow they get there all the same. "You're stuck with me," Gwaine promised.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,470 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Gwaine, Percival - Complete
No Regrets by angel718 reviews
Blaine stared at him for a split second, and then practically lunged at him, already instinctively wrapping one arm around Kurt's waist to pull him closer.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 144,229 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Shadow of a Doubt by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
SEQUEL to Past of Shadows. K-Unit have rescued Alex, but there is still a long way to go to fix him. With a new threat lurking in the shadows, can they piece Alex back together? Or will the doubts of others tear them all apart?
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,360 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Attempt by amitai reviews
Aged 16, things have gone very badly for Alex Rider. And, the way he sees it, there's only one way to set things right. NOT a death-fic... but it was a close run thing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,605 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 1/21/2008
The Only One I Run To by Collaborating Gleefully reviews
For David Karofsky, it was obvious that no one cared.Maybe that was his fault; he wasn't exactly hospitable.When Blaine decides to be the one to take a leap of faith, Dave doesn't know what to think of him. All he knows is that he's tired of running away.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 195,134 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - D. Karofsky, Blaine A.
One Million Invisible Lines by The Cimmerians reviews
Everything works out eventually.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,835 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Practice by themagicofgina reviews
Kurt and Blaine finally got together, and it's all jolly hockey sticks. But now they need to make it Facebook official. And tell Burt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,214 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Feeling Good by Aeria reviews
The progression of Kurt and Blaine's relationship from making out to quite a bit more. It starts with Blaine losing control in the auditorium. Then them both losing a lot more control in the car. And now Blaine's promise of a whole day in his bedroom.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,578 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Survival by nonamas reviews
The New Directions and The Warblers have been sent to Holly Holiday's Wonderful Wilderness World for a week to learn the arts of surviving and training for the outdoors. However things don't kick off to a great start. AU.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,942 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Official Dalton Academy Warblers Handbook by AdamPascalFan reviews
As compiled by one Wesley Kim...all the rules you need to know in order to be a proper and appropriate Warbler. Co-written with Spookykat
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Shiftings by Chazzam reviews
Shiftings 'verse #1 - The shift in their relationship didn't come out of left field at all. Beneath the surface, things had been changing all along. Set right after THE KLISS. Kind of fluffy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Progressive by Aeria reviews
Kurt and Blaine smut. Alone in a big house for the night fluffy smutty first time fun ensues with a little bit of fighting and awkwardness thrown in for good measure. Now with added SEQUEL in which the pair explore each other some more.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,550 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
A Solution by Christy C reviews
Finn walks in on Kurt and Blaine in an awkward position. Finn, although he denies it, screams like a girl, catching Burt's attention and then the leader of the Hudmel household must create a solution to appease all three boys. Klaine funny fluff oneshot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Crossover by A Heny and Cat Production reviews
HIATUS! Twilight X Maximum Ride. When Fang gets caught in a storm, ends up in La Push and get found by one of the werewolves, what trouble will ensue as him and his rescuer are thrown into an experiance they will never forget. Slash. Fang/Seth.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,334 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Fang, Seth
A Split Second of Indecision by Dahlia J Black reviews
//Slash Blackslash Contest Entry// On his wedding day, Jacob is standing between his bride and his best man- the love of his life and his best friend- but not necessarily in that order. AH/AU/SLASH. Rated M for language and graphic slashy situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,365 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Outcast's Alley by RhiannanT reviews
When Harry goes through some changes the summer before his Fifth year, his relatives don't react well. Suddenly Harry finds himself homeless and alone, and learning to cope with yet another whole new world he'd never known existed. creature, royalty
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,860 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 5,572 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Wolf and Alex were forced to marry as part of a mission. What they didn't realise: it's legally binding! Can the two learn to get along, or will 'til death do us part' come just a bit too soon?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Our Cruel Intentions by OhHowFluffyYouAre reviews
It was nothing but a bet. A bet fueled by our own cruel intentions. NaruHina, NaruSaku, NejiGaa, PastKibaSasu, NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,502 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sanctuary by amitai reviews
SLASH, Alex/Wolf - continuation of 'Security'. Written for bananafrog for help-haiti. Alex and Wolf are still going strong, and then during a talk about their legal rights, Wolf accidentally drops the 'civil partnership' bombshell... fluff ensues.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Damn It! by aliencatt reviews
Sometimes getting what you want isn't the best thing for you. SLASH. follow up to 'Moving In'
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Jason T., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Moving In by aliencatt reviews
On moving to Smallville, Jason finds help from an attractive stranger. SLASH . The first time isn't always perfect. The first time doesn't always go so smoothly... continued in the follow up story..."Damn It"
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,110 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Jason T., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Wait, Who Are You? by gleekadee reviews
Puck makes a mistake when pulling someone in and having a closet make-out. SLASH. Multi-chapter!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,327 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
A Day In The Life by JSchneider reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are supposed to be normal kids in their senior year of High School. But, what happens when everything seems to go wrong? I changed the AN in the first chapter, sorry to get your hopes up people.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,479 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Deceitful Seduction by apologetically-on-hiatus reviews
Puck is bent on making Kurt fall for him, the other gleeks are trying to keep Kurt away from Puck for his own good, and Kurt is confused when it comes to how he feels about everything. Puck/Kurt with mild Finn/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,244 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Kurt H., Puck
Fixing the Cracks by Sandylee007 reviews
Sequel to Cracking Frames Time has passed, and Naruto and Sasuke are slowly working things out. When they decide to take a vacation, they’re put to a one more test as a face from the past returns… AU YAOI NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,944 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Broken by boysinperil reviews
Fill for two angst-prompts blackmailed Kurt, broken Kurt . Dubious sexual consent, suicide. The standard disclaimer applies, and here's a non-standard one: I wrote it but I still think Kurt had other options. Hopeline, 800.784.2433.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
When the Water's Not So Clear by asdsdsa reviews
As Seth and Jacob's friendship hits the rocks with their tribe's secret coming to light and imprinting upsets basically the balance of nature, what will come of them when mixed in with the Cullen's? SethXJacob slash yaoi Rated M for safety ON HIATUS/DISC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Jacob, Seth
Here Comes the Sun by Loony4moony816 reviews
Something is wrong with his son and Burt is going to find out what. Established Kurt/Puck relationship.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
First Kiss by debraelq reviews
In his fantasies, being this close to Finn was heavenly, but in reality the sudden intimacy was overwhelming. Kurt's first kiss.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,634 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
While You're Dancing by Squeeka Cuomo reviews
Kurt loved Finn. And that was why, when Finn had come up to him with a rather strange request after glee club one day last week, he just hadn’t been able to say no.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Eternal Art by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Two years after Jade returns to Folks, he's having some physical problems. Source? He's pregnant! Now he and Jacob have to protect their unborn children from a pack of wolves who want them dead. Full Summery Inside. Last of Art of Imprinting series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Jacob, Seth
Mr Beckett by Apple Senorita reviews
Alex's new mission is not a simple one; but MI6 promise it will answer questions about his family. However, with the added danger of a new partner spy, Alex's already mixed emotions are sent into turmoil. Can he come out unscathed? Alex/OC slash
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,648 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
A Magical World by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,170 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 4,148 - Follows: 4,314 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
Rocky Horror and Corsets by chibichibi k reviews
Inspired by the Rocky Horror Picture Show - It's Halloween night and Puck didn't really expect to be spending it watching Tim Curry in drag but it ends in sexy results! - Puck/Kurt - Oneshot
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
All Tied Up NaruSasu by merraz2590 reviews
There is only so much a teme like Sasuke can do when he is tied to a bed because of a certain dobe. NARUSASU YAOI ONESHOT REAALLLYYY LONG LEMON...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 225 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Let Go by sussiekitten reviews
AU - The past can be a hard thing to let go; especially when it seems to be haunting you wherever you go. M/E Slash.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,293 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Murtagh, Eragon S. - Complete
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5546 - Favs: 6,366 - Follows: 3,418 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Vivid Dreams by Dark-Dreymer reviews
An rp between Jem and myself. It's Reed/Johnny so if ya don't like slash I'd stay away.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
Indigestion, Expired Milk and Sasuke by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour. Rated for short limey type scene and swearing. "Of course!" Sasuke deadpanned. "I can totally understand how you could confuse nausea derived from consuming off dairy products for locking lips with someone you find attractive. Totally."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tutoring by shaeldryn reviews
There was a reason why Eragon had never told Murtagh about his assignment. But now he wished he had done so weeks ago. EraMur ONESHOT. AU. M for Slash/Lime
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Murtagh, Eragon S. - Complete
Rise From the Ashes by MidniteMarauder reviews
When Teddy asks the Room of Requirement for help in his quest to learn more about his father, he gets far more than he ever anticipated. Teddy Lupin/Cedric Diggory; time travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,707 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Cedric D., Teddy L. - Complete
Dead Embarrassing by amitai reviews
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 138 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
The Promise by Gillian Middleton reviews
Kidnapped and imprisoned, Sam & Dean only have each other and their inner resources to get them through. *warning - wincest*
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,842 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Old Ghosts by Gillian Middleton reviews
AU story where Sam and Dean were separated as children and meet as adults, not knowing they are brothers. They fall in love, but they have Dean's past & Sam's family to contend with. And then there is the biggest secret of them all...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,431 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4836 - Favs: 10,551 - Follows: 4,373 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
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Fag reviews
Dave Karofsky. The week he couldn't deal with. Set after he is outed at school. Warnings: triggers for SH and attempted-suicide.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - D. Karofsky
Live For A While reviews
Random drabbles featuring one Alex Rider and whoever else my mind decides to play with. K for now but may go up to T. Sorry for the uber short chapters but my drabbles are very short.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Alex R./Cub
It's not 'Truth or Forfeit' reviews
AU. NaruSasu. Naruto, Sasuke and the others are spending a week together in one house during the summer holidays. What could possibly go wrong? Yaoi / Slash. Rating may go up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.