Spock Yard
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Joined 10-05-08, id: 1708994, Profile Updated: 02-04-12
Author has written 4 stories for StarTrek: The Original Series, Scribblenauts, Labyrinth, Pirates of the Caribbean, and House, M.D..

Salutations!

So, I'm a fan of sci-fi/fantasy. I'm a Troper. I really like writing crossovers. It's fun for me to imagine how different characters would interact with each other, or how they would handle weird crap from other 'verses. Some of my crossover ideas are theme-based, but others are completely random (like, *completely* random).

Fair warning! I update infrequently... because I am lazy. Well, at least I am with my hobbies. If I were lazy with other stuff I might actually have time to work on my fics. XP

I used to have lists of my favorite fandoms and ships, but I just noticed that it was rather out of date, and I'm too lazy to fix that. So goodbye to the lists of listy goodness. Just trust that I like a variety of things, mostly scifi/fantasy or otherwise geeky.

I am also on DeviantArt and fictionpress.com under the name Astrodynamicist. I post way more stuff to dA than fictionpress, incidentally. A fair few of the stuffs are fancomic-y things, so hey, maybe check those out. ;D

Also, a special thanks to my friends Chanah Emiliania and Swiftshadow for coming up with my pen name. Well, they actually came up with it as a nickname (and yes, they actually called me Spock Yard in real life, though we've since moved on, lol), and I decided to make it my pen name, too. So, thanks guys!

That is all.

-Spock Yard out.

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Some Assembly Required by mangaluva reviews
A general collection of MCU ficlets which may or may not be related. Most are Thor because I'm a mythology geek, some are related to the blog TheAvengersHeadcanons. All Tony Remembered has been moved here.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,422 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012
John's Magical Disappearing Act by Triannakumira reviews
Every year, on his birthday, John disappears for the day.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Finis by Feni reviews
What the end of Kuroshitsuji I didn't tell you.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
You Monster by Kamiki77 reviews
***SPOILERS FOR P2*** Filling in the gaps on how Caroline became GLaDOS. Cave Johnson/Caroline / please R&R
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
Call by heartofstone15 reviews
G.I.R. calls The Heart of Gold. Oneshot. I own nothing. Ironically enough, this would technically count as my 42nd story.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Gir - Complete
Deadly Commoners' Game by Reidluver reviews
In an effort to understand more of a commoner's lifestyle, Tamaki invites the Host Club members to the school to play an old board game that he found. Too bad this game fights back . . .
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Jumanji - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,104 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Gluttony by PetiteFilleFou reviews
The Life and Times of The Pale Man. My own take on his past, with some fun twists :D. Tragedy creates horror, and all because of a deadly sin...Part of my Seven Deadly Sins Series.
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,061 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010
The Tshirt incident: Retaliation & Escalation by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Sequel to 'the T-shirt Incident' fic and the 'Jareth's Tshirt' pic. Goading the Goblin King into a twitching fury is the sort of dangerous idea that can get a girl into very, very hot water indeed... Utterly JxS. EDIT 11-08: PART DEUX begins at last!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2007
The Pon Farr Paradigm by Nocturnias reviews
Sheldon thinks he is going through a pon farr and decides he must mate. Sheldon/Penny FRIENDSHIP, not romance. If you do not know what pon farr is, you need to watch the classic Star Trek episode "Amok Time."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Dangerous Gifts by SGCbearcub reviews
Laby/HP Crossover.J/S & SS/HG: Snape never asked to be rescued. Sarah never asked for magic. Jareth doesn't generally ask, period. The Ministry should have remembered that, back when they assumed they won the Goblin Wars. Nothing is ever what it seems.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,250 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Sarah, Hermione G.
Labrynthine Repose by voodoobuddha reviews
Jayne disappears at dinner after insulting River.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Jareth, River - Complete
Famous Last Words by IncandescentKitsune reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Don't Panic! by tprillahfiction reviews
Humor, parody. Spock and McCoy go on a 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' style adventure. S/Mc
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2009
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Boldly to Go by Mistress V reviews
This is a Star Trek Original Series/Hogan's Heroes crossover. It is rated T to be safe---some violence. Enjoy.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,662 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
A New Discovery by Kaylee Tam reviews
The crew find a rerun of Dr. Horrible on the cortex, much to the dismay of their Captain.
Crossover - Firefly & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Captain Hammer - Complete
Underground Labyrinths by WTFWonder reviews
Centuries after Ofelia was shot, Moanna is still as curious as she always was, and just as attracted to labyrinths. Hopefully the Goblin King won't mind... Labyrinth x Pan's Labyrinth crossover
Crossover - Labyrinth & Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/14/2008
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Go West, My Great Aunt Fanny by dress without sleeves reviews
After the forest temple, Link gives that disembodied voice what-for. Crack!Fic.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Link - Complete
An Accurate Mind by Mara Greengrass reviews
Two great minds that think alike. Watch out, worlds.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/4/2007 - River - Complete
The Tshirt Incident by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Based on Sarah's Tshirt from my DeviantArt account, link in my bio. A provoked Goblin King shows up at the student bar, and a heated exchange ensues. Oneshot JS row with smirking, snarkiness & snogging, just for fun. Rating for language&references.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/3/2007
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3056 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Unsettled reviews
Exhausted from her adventures in the Underground, Sarah makes the unsettling realization that she possesses a statuette of Jareth. Then a certain barn owl shows up, and the two collide in a spectacularly amusing manner. Mild coarse language. Please R&R!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
When a Vending Machine Is a Bad Omen reviews
You know the level with security guards where you steal a starite from a museum? Well, my friend & I were playing it, and I found her strategy amusing enough that my addled muse sent me this plot bunny. Oneshot. Rated for swearing, a bit high to be safe.
Scribblenauts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
House Has Been Abducted by Aliens? What is this? reviews
House and Wilson end up aboard the USS Enterprise. Wilson panics, House angers people. Repeatedly. Meanwhile, Cuddy, House's team, and Amber try to figure out where they went. No slash, sorry folks. Rated for language. Please R&R!
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,434 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - G. House
The Winner is a Loser reviews
Captains James T. Kirk and Jack Sparrow argue over who is more obsessed with his ship. Oneshot. Reviewers get hypothetical cookies.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2008 - J. Kirk, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete