Comrad Zinchkey
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Joined 10-05-08, id: 1709024, Profile Updated: 12-28-12
Author has written 6 stories for Civilization Series, Minesweeper, and Tony Hawk series.

What's up my peeps?

Yes, I just called you sugary coated marshmallow treats I'm darn proud of it and you should be too. I mean who has ever complimented you so much? No one, that's who.

Anyway, I will be writing about all types of war stuff and monsters! (WOO!! GO MONSTERS!!) (Slendyyyyyy) (Sorry marshmallow peoples, I'm a little sugary. Peeps for breakfast is a bad idea)

Comrad Zinchkey

P.S. Go Tampa Bay!!

11-15-08

Killed and tossed into the incinerator (WHOOOOOOSH)

Comrad Zinchkey

12-28-2012

I will grab the shovel.

We have found the grave.

You have stuck the shovel in the ground, slightly above the grave.

You have slowly unearthed the coffin.

You are slowly opening up the coffin of doom, do not open the coffin of doom.

You have opened the coffin of doom.

You have a zombie eating off your face.

Congratulations, you've started the Zombie Apocolypse.

I'm back. For the day.

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じしf,)ノ

run into my old pole

with the granny strippers

Making the World More Illiterate Since 1995

Admiring Horrible Parking Since 2011

Burning You in TF2 Since 2011

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Soldier Tzu's The Art Of Fortress by KingdomOfThomond reviews
We know that Soldier quotes Sun Tzu rather badly, and this is what he would put if he had written The Art Of War. It covers everything, from following orders to the employment of Spy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Soldier - Complete
Grey Wolf: A tale of PostApocalyptic porpotions by bookman16 reviews
30 years after the Atomic Bombing of Rome, a tribesmen named Grey Wolf will try to expand his tribe to goals his fellow tribesmen would never believe. T. for violence
Civilization Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010
The big assault by bookman16 reviews
When the Romans Invade Greece, will the U.S. and U.N. troops stand a chance ? T. for violence
Civilization Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2010
The World's Choice by Felicie Senta reviews
Hate and hate makes the world great/But Valkyrie proved Hitler wrong/The hate only brings everything to rust/What is this world we wanted all along?... ONe Shot Poem about Stauffenberg and Valkyrie
Valkyrie - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
war of the rats by twee 8 reviews
what if the axis won the war...
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008
Twinkle Twinkle by Hawki reviews
Poem: Light is essential for life, both physically and emotionally. In the absence of light however, only the dark remains. And through the dark, the anathema of life moves. Creatures darker and more terrifying than the darkness which they move through...
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Deus Ex The playing by Evil Bob 616 reviews
I felt I owed something to Deus Ex simply for being awesome, so I wrote a short fic mocking it. Enjoy. Most of the jokes you probably wont get if you havent played it.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
World at War by CivWarlord777 reviews
Based on a Timeline191 mod I downloaded for Civ3. An account of a world wide war.
Civilization Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2006
Deus Ex Combat by Wilson Hill reviews
Formally called JC vs Mario, I have decided to expand this, adding aditional scenes of JC fighting whover is requested whenever I can.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 8/8/2004
The Dog Bites Back by NK11 reviews
The battle between JC and Walton Simons at the Ocean Lab first story please r&r
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
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The Hun Conflicts reviews
The story of the wars against the Huns from the point of view of the Germans as they fight though the ruins of a dead civilization to stop the aggression of Attila.
Civilization Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2013
The Skined Knee reviews
Just read it!
Tony Hawk series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
Nuke reviews
this is a poem about a nuke.
Civilization Series - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
Big Boom reviews
pretty self explanitory
Minesweeper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Ironclad reviews
There's a captain of a boat and he gets in a big firefight with the Romans. REVIEW NOW!
Civilization Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
The fall of the Babylon reviews
Babylon falls to the greeks...doom and despair ensue. oneshot. Can't really fit everything I want to say in this little box. first fanfic. Please please please review. please.
Civilization Series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete