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I can never promise that I will be able to update two days in a row, or even that I can update more than once a week. Sometimes I can't even update once a week. Fanfiction is not the only focus of my free time, nor will it ever be the only focus of my free time. Sorry, but that's the way it is.
And oh yeah, I don't own anything. Disclaimer. There it is. Look at it. Like it. Love it. Get over it. There it is. Don't look for it anywhere else. It might be in some of my older stories, but you're definitely not gonna find it in any of my new stories. You would think that the "not owning anything" comes with the concept of "fan fiction," but evidently it's not that obvious...
Now that that's over with...
Random Exciting Things at the Moment
The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt! It is on Netflix and is freaking hilarious! If you haven't seen it yet, go watch it NOW! You are in for quite the treat!
The new Smash game is awesome! I got the OST in the mail from Club Nintendo and YEAH!!!! However, I am slightly angry because it did not come with any Mega Man songs. For that matter, it didn't come with any Sonic the Hedgehog songs, either. Alright, Nintendo, I see you hating on third parties. Pac-Man music is in there 'cause Namco-Bandai said "whoopdedoo go ahead." Okay, they probably didn't say that, but they still think Pac-Man is special. But what about the Mega Man theme? Yes, we heard Sonic's theme in Brawl enough to last us a lifetime, but you keep us from Mega Man's theme? No. Just no. Icy does not approve.
Continuing along on Smash awesomeness, Mewtwo DLC is awesome! The tiny little touches, such as holding items with psychic and holding them in the air instead of actually holding them with his hands, is awesome possum! Thank you, Nintendo!
Mario Kart 8 DLC: YEAH!!!! Baby Rosalina was my main before, but I don't think I will ever not play as Isabelle again. I love Isabelle! The sounds she makes are perfect! Everything is perfect! I love racing as Isabelle! I must say, though, that I hope Nintendo isn't going to stop after these two packs. We need to have a DLC pack 3! DLC Pack 1 Special Character: Link. DLC Pack 2 Special Characters: Villager and Isabelle. You know why we need to have a pack 3? Because we need to have Kirby in Mario Kart 8, that's why! Just imagine! They could bring in one of the courses from Kirby Air Ride! Can you just imagine the awesomeness that would be Frozen Hillside or Magma Flows or Nebula Belt or Beanstalk Park in Mario Kart 8? Oh the antigravity and flying and everything would just make it perfect! Even better yet, a course modeled after City Trial! Alright, enough of my hopes and dreams that'll never happen... The point of this long rant is to say that the MK8 DLC Packs have been really awesome so far and Nintendo doesn't need to stop there! They should make more!
Bones! I have been marathoning it on Netflix and it is awesome! It's the perfect mix of murder investigations, forensics and science fun, serious storylines, comedy, and everything you want from a TV show! I'm only on Season 6, but it's fantastic and I look forward to every single episode I watch! Filler or not, each episode is freaking fantastic!
Hmm... That's about it for now. If I think of anything else that I find interesting at the moment, or if I lose interest in something that was interesting moments ago, I'll add it or take it down (respectively, of course).
Random Things that Bother Me at the Moment
I was hoping that Bramblestar's Storm would make things a bit better following the end of TLH, but I don't think it has. We got hints here or there, sure, but nothing was plainly addressed. Okay, so I haven't read the short stories yet, and maybe I'm missing something from Dovewing's Silence, but it shouldn't take a short story to address things in the main plot line, should it? Ugh. I've tried bringing myself to read Dawn of the Clans, but it's so... boring! I barely made it through the second book! I bought the third and fourth ones, but just haven't brought myself to read them yet. I'm not sure I ever will...
I hate those "are you human" test things that you need to log in to places. It takes me at least five tries to get in every time. Figuring out that you can change which one you see has helped me lower it down to about three tries, but these "are you human" tests really make me feel kind of stupid... Just throwing that out there...
People need to calm down when it comes to social media. End the obsession with hashtags. Please. I hate hashtags with a passion. I absolutely despise them. No, I do not have a Snapchat. No, I do not have an Instagram. No, I do not have a Tumblr. All these people obsessing over all these new social media need to calm themselves and chill out. Don't gasp at me just because I don't care about social media. Maybe I actually have a life and don't just spend all day surfing through stalking people on social media. Whoa, having a life... What a concept... Seriously, though, social media obsessors, take a step back and chill out.
Amiibo. That's really enough said right there, but I must go on. I want a Villager amiibo!! Damn it, Nintendo, I want to give you my money, so why aren't you making more amiibo for me to give you my money on? You taunt me by having a Mii costume for the Villager amiibo that I desperately want to have, but you don't offer any more for me to buy. This is how you make children cry and adults, myself included, very angry. Following my Villager sadness, I was ready to preorder Jigglypuf, Greninja, Charizard, Pac-Man, and Ness... I was ready... But I didn't even know the pre-orders had started until they were sold out... This makes me extremely angry! C'mon, Nintendo, get it together. Again, I want to spend money on your amiibo, but you won't let me. Why?!?!?!?!
Continuing my amiibo rant, but in a different direction... Nintendo, you need to make more amiibo compatible with the games that are already out. I have Mario Kart 8. I have a Pikachu amiibo. There is not a single reason that can explain to me why there is not a Pikachu costume for my Mii in Mario Kart 8. I can have a Kirby hat? Well that's just great. Why can't I have Pikachu ears and a jagged tail? I don't know if copyrights are an issue, but they shouldn't be. If you can get copyrights from Game Freak to get the amiibo, you can get copyrights to add in the Mii costume on Mario Kart 8. It's ridiculous. C'mon, Pikachu is so lovable and adorable! Why does it not have a Mii costume?
Changing from amiibo but following the Pikachu and Pokemon theme... Why is there not a Pokemon Snap remake for the Wii U? Why can we not use the Game Pad as the camera to take pictures of Pokemon with? If we can use the 3DS to follow Pokemon around in circles around our houses in the Dream Catcher, then certainly we can use it to take pictures on the Wii U, right? We need Pokemon Snap for the Wii U! We also need a new Pokemon Puzzle League (not Pokemon Shuffle, that thing is less about skill and more about luck with combos!) and a new Pokemon Battle Revolution that lets us see Oshawott and Chespin in beautiful HD graphics, but that's beside the point. Pokemon Snap remake for Wii U!
Stuff About Me
Yo. In case you couldn't tell by the very top of the page, my name is Icethroat21, but you can call me Icethroat or Icy.
I am obsessed with Pokemon. The obsession will never, ever, ever, ever, ever end. My room is filled with Pokemon plushies, toys, et cetera, and I have almost every Pokemon game that exists. I even have a copy of Pokemon Blue. When I was younger, I remember being so excited because I got a copy of Pokemon Yellow in my stocking at Christmas. As of now, I have a Pikachu 3DS XL and my profile pictures are always related to Pokemon in some way or another. In case you couldn't tell, or you didn't understand the first time I said it, I am obsessed with Pokemon. Pokemon is my life.
So why do I not write any fanfic for Pokemon? I've thought about it, but I've decided not to. I love the games and the anime, but I don't feel the need to read or write any fanfic about it. I'm just going to enjoy it as it is.
I also love the Warriors series. I used to be obsessed with it. Now the obsession has subsided, but I still enjoy reading the books. Tallstar's Revenge was awesome. Of course, I was very happy with the fact that Tallstar didn't have any romance in his life. A 500 page novel complete without romance! It was like a dream of mine! Bramblestar's Storm was okay, but I felt like it hit around the bush on everything we wanted to see addressed in it as loyal readers of the series...
In case you can't tell, I hate romance. So what's with the stories down at the bottom of my page that have romance in them? Well... just because I don't like romance doesn't mean I don't acknowledge it. I may be asexual, but that doesn't mean I hate everyone else for liking people in that kind of way. I may be atheist, but that doesn't mean I hate everyone else for believing in something higher than themselves. I may be Independent leaning toward Democratic, but that doesn't mean I'm going to hate you if you're Republican. That's not the kind of person I am. I am very patient and respective towards others' personal rights and opinions. I think it's cool whether you want to be straight, gay, both, or none of the above. I'm cool with how you live your life as long as you keep it to yourself and don't shove it in my face. That goes for sexuality, religion, politics, and just about anything you can think of. I don't care how you live your life and I think you should be able to live it however you like, without others interfering just because they think it's right or wrong, as long as you don't shove it in my face.
Well, that's everything about me in a nutshell. I love Nintendo, I'm obsessed with Pokemon, I love the Warriors series, I love science fiction television, and I keep my religious, sexual, and political opinions to a soft minimum because I don't have any problems with how you live your life as long as it doesn't try to change mine or shove it in my face. I'm a pretty relaxed person in general. Oh yes, forgot to mention, I'm a percussionist. I love playing music. I'm also very short. There, now that's everything about me. Oh, and I'm a college student. I'm not saying where and I'm not giving my age because I'm a paranoid little person, but I am a successful college student and I definitely relate to every single internet meme about college students vs the real world and not wanting to adult yet. There, now that's everything about me. I'm a college kid, I'm obsessed with Nintendo, Warriors, science fiction television, I'm a talented percussionist, I'm short, I enjoy writing fanfiction, I'm Independent leaning Democratic, I'm the kind of atheist that doesn't get in everyone else's faces about believing in something, and my lack of sexual affiliations makes my life a lot simpler than the lives of most people.
That's pretty much all there is to know about me.
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo, Pokemon: The First Movie
"Some people are worth melting for." - Olaf, Frozen
"Don't be shocked that people die, be surprised you're still alive." - "Cassie" by Flyleaf
"We don't stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing." - (??) (I've seen it a bunch of times on the internet, but I have no idea where it originated.)
"We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky... Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different... well who knows?" - Meowth, Pokemon: The First Movie
"I feel like a quote out of context, witholding the rest, so I can be for you what you wanna see." - "Best Imitation of Myself" by Ben Folds Five
"Smile like you've got nothing to prove, no matter what you might do, there's always someone out there cooler than you." - "There's Always Someone Cooler Than You" by Ben Folds
"To this day I look for what it's gonna take to just let things be, and still today I wonder is it you or me who should feel guilty? I'm pulling, I'm pushing, I'm putting it out of my mind. Thought that I had said goodbye." - "Redesign Me" by VersaEmerge
"You're so much like me, I'm sorry." - "Still Fighting It" by Ben Folds
"The garbagemen were emptying the dumpsters, atheists were praying full of sarcasm, and the genuis next door was sleeping." - "Genius Next Door" by Regina Spector
"Thank you for your time, try not to waste any more of mine." - "King of Anything" by Sara Bareilles
"Sometimes before it gets better, the darkness gets bigger, and the person that you take a bullet for is behind the trigger." - "Miss Missing You" by Fall Out Boy
"They are the hunters, we are the foxes, and we run." - "I Know Places" by Taylor Swift
"If you don't know who I am, then maybe the best thing you can do is tread lightly." - Walter White, Breaking Bad
"You're the smartest man I ever met, Walt, but you're too stupid to see he made up his mind ten minutes ago." - Hank, Breaking Bad
More to come as I remember them and/or find them...
Stories (Not in Series)
A Blazing Blue Destruction: Bluefur refuses to give up her kits to Oakheart. The kits are hers and she firmly believes StarClan can't force her to do anything. She thinks that her kits are natural ThunderClan cats and wants them to stay that way. This one decision quenches the blue flame that was meant to blaze through the forest while Thistleclaw's thirst for blood still remains. This seems like the end for ThunderClan, but it isn't. Not yet. One of Bluefur's kits is meant to be her replacement. They are meant to be the new flame, which will bring an end to Thistleclaw's thirst for blood and finally let the clans prosper in a time of peace. Who will be the new flame: Mistypaw, Stonepaw, or Mosspaw? In process...
Running Up That Hill: Ever since the war, everyone has honored Ivypool for her bravery...perhaps too much. Many cats argue over becoming her mate, much to her dismay, especially since she doesn't want a mate. But is she going to have a choice? So many cats keep bothering her... Just how long can she take this? Can she reestablish her emotional stability, or will death be her only answer? Complete.
Zero Two: Cinderheart freed Cinderpelt in The Last Hope when she let her go and chose the life of a warrior rather than a medicine cat. Leafpool, Jayfeather, Lionblaze, and Cinderheart thought everything with Cinderpelt was over when Cinderheart let her go. They had no idea how wrong they were... Complete.
Legacy of a Robin: The One-Shot Trilogy
Episode 1: Wing of a Robin: When I found out of Robinwing of RiverClan's warrior name, and the extreme originality of it, I decided to write a one-shot about an apprentice in ShadowClan named Robinpaw who is about to have her warrior ceremony, and when her name is also extremely original, the other four cats with that name are not too happy... Complete.
Episode 2: Star of a Robin: Rather than adding a chapter to Wing of a Robin, I've decided to write a sequel to it. Even though it's just another one-shot, it can still be considered a sequel. As Robinstar returns to camp she tells Flametail and Lavapaw about her ceremony. When they get back Flametail suddenly dies a mysterious death that no one knows the cause of. This brings Robinstar to give Lavapaw her full name, Lavaflame. Back in StarClan Robinwing of RiverClan purrs at the decent name, but then Robinstar of SkyClan appears. Then Robinwing (RC) realizes that Robinstar (ShC) still doesn't have an original name and throws another fit. Robinstar (ShC) and Lavaflame are called back to the Moonpool, where arguments rise, lives are wasted (literally), and cats are renamed...again... Complete.
Episode 3: Feather of a Robin: Sequel to Star of a Robin. Robinfeather now has an original name, but she doesn't know what attacked her while she was at the Moonpool. Meanwhile, Robinwing of RiverClan has decided to get to the bottom of whatever is going on at the Moonpool. He wants to know what that strange golden liquid is and why there were shadows in the mist rather than stars. Robinwing is going to find out what's happening, no matter what the consequences may be... Robinfeather has decided to go back and find out what's happening, so she decides to help Robinwing... Will they get to the bottom of what is happening? Or is the Moonpool in permanent danger? Complete.
Favorite Book Series: Warriors, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Divergent Trilogy
Favorite Books That Aren't in Series: Fahrenheit 451, Time Cat, The Phantom Tollbooth
Favorite Authors: Erin Hunter, Lemony Snicket, Rick Riordan
Favorite TV Shows: Arrow, The Flash, Marvel's Agents of Shield, The Blacklist, Grimm, Castle, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Scorpion, The Following, Pretty Little Liars, Revenge, Once Upon A Time, Dollhouse, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Dead Like Me, Dexter, Continuum, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Doctor Who, House, Bones, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Former Favorite TV Shows: Heroes (after the first season it lost its touch, but after the second season it had so much potential and just flushed it down the drain...), Chuck (The ending was so disappointing... it should have ended with Season 4, but there's hope for a movie, so there's hope for a better ending, too), Glee (they should have ended it with Season 3 when they won Nationals), Alphas (there's nothing wrong with the TV show, but when it got cancelled I was extremely disappointed and now I can't go back and watch it because I'm just filled with sadness as I realize the cliffhanger will never be solved)
Favorite Movies: Inception, Wreck It Ralph, The Hobbit, Pitch Perfect, The Avengers and all the Marvel movies that go with it
Favorite Anime: (all in Japanese!) Pocket Monsters (Pokemon in Japanese for those who don't know), Cardcaptor Sakura, Mai Hime, Mai Otome, Gokujou Seitokai, Keroro Gunsou, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles, xxxHolic, Mahou Sensei Negima, Azumanga Daioh, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha, Hayate no Gotoku
Favorite Bands/Artists: Ben Folds, VersaEmerge, Linkin Park, Sara Bareilles, Three Days Grace, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, Paramore, Lacuna Coil, Jimmy Eat World, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Walk Off the Earth, DragonForce, Muse
Favorite Music Genres: Alternative Rock, Alternative, Rock, Pop
Favorite Games: Pokemon (all versions and side games, except for Dash and Trozei), Mario Kart (all except SNES and GBA because the controls and delayed reactions are just so awful...), Super Smash Bros. (all games in the series), Kirby Air Ride, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Nintendo Land, and Tomodachi Life
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