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Name: 0-Miyako-0, or just Miyako

Hair: Short light brown

Eyes: Glowing sky blue

Personality: Usually calm, sometimes will get out of hand, fun to be with

Fave Books: Twilight series, Thief Lord, Inkheart, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Pendragon, The Prophecy of the Stones

Fave Quotes:

"There is no such thing as coincidence, there is only inevetability" Yuuko, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles

"Death is peaceful, easy. Life is harder." Bella Swan, Twilight

"If people can see the future. Doesn't that mean fate and destinity exist?" My own quote

Random Funny Stuff:

Go Ahead and copy any of this!!


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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Or are planning to do any of these things


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

If you have an Ipod, READ THIS!!

You're on the bus when you realize... you need to fart

The music id really loud, so you time your farts with the beat

After a couple of songs, your start to feel better as you approach your stop

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down,

And thats when you remember:


Excerpts from a Dogs Diary

8:00am Dog Food! My favorite thing!

9:30am Car Ride! My favorite thing

9:40am Walk in the Park! My favorite thing

10:30am Got Rubbed and Petted! My favorite thing

12:00pm Lunch! My favorite thing

1:00pm Played in the Yard! My favorite thing

3:00pm Wagged my Tail! My favorite thing

5:00pm Milk Bones! My favorite thing

7:00pm Got to Play Ball! My favorite thing

8:00pm Wow! Watched TV with People! My favorite thing

11:00pm Sleeping on Bed! My favorite thing

Excerpts from a Cats Diary

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations clear, I nevertheless must eat something to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet

Today I decpitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, sdince it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merelymader condesending commets about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assemblyof their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duriation of this event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my cinfinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in attempt to assasinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners are flunkies and snitches. The dog recieves special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems more than willing to return. He's obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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