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Joined 02-16-02, id: 170954, Profile Updated: 02-15-09
Author has written 19 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Dragon Ball Z, Teen Titans, Xiaolin Showdown, Torchwood, Heroes, and NCIS.

The stuff I have posted here is a mixture of old and new. So needless to say, some of it is abysmal. However, some is pretty good if I may say so myself. If it sounds cliched and there are factual errors and other amateruish mistakes, you're probably reading one of my earlier stories. I was gonna delete them, but people still find them entertaining (eg. Spike and Xander on Jerry Springer), so I might as well leave them up. I flit through fandoms like no-one's business. I'll be in the biggest Xiaolin Showdown mood one minute, then I'll see a trailer for Harry Potter and start writing for that instead. I have an obsessive personality.

Fandoms and pairings I like to write/read: (When I say I only like well-written stories for a certain pairing, that doesn't mean I'll read any old crap for the other pairings, it just means that for me to read that pairing the story has to be different from the masses)

At the moment, Doctor Who and Torchwood are all I talk/write/read about. My favourite pairing is Jack/Doctor, but I also like Master/Doctor among others. When it comes to reading, I'll try a lot of things but I do tend to avoid fiction about Rose or Original Female Characters, just out of personal preference.

I'm also getting into Heroes, thanks to the character of Peter Petrelli. I think I can pretty much pair him with anyone and be content, though I have an irrational distaste for canon relationships.

Andromeda - Dylan/Harper, Tyr/Harper, Rhade/Harper, Rommie/Harper. No Trance, please.

Batman Begins - Batman/Scarecrow is one of the hottest pairings ever.

Big Wolf on Campus - Tommy and Merton are the slashiest characters I have ever seen on a programme that wasn't openly gay. And Merton is possibly the perfect male, despite not being as hot as, say... Johnathon Crane.

Buffy - Spike/Xander, Angel/Xander, Riley/Xander, Giles/Xander, Oz/Xander, Buffy/Xander, Faith/Xander. No Anya. Oh, and any femslash is good here. Especially with Dawn.

Cable & Deadpool - I love slashing these guys. They make it so easy. Homoerotic subtext spilling from every panel.

Dragonball Z - Vegeta yaoi rocks my world. In fact, any pairing with Vegeta (apart from Bulma). It's not that I particularly dislike her, I just have a distaste for the obvious.

Final Fantasy 8, 10, X-2 - Seifer and any guy. If it's het, I'll only read Seifer/Selphie. From FF10, I like Tidus/Lulu, Tidus/Rikku, Rikku/Lulu, or Lulu/Rikku/Tidus. I hate Yuna in 10 and X-2. For X-2 I like Gippal and the guys, or well-written Gippal/Rikku.

Harry Potter - DomHarry/SubDraco is my passion. I quite like Hermione sub-plots, but I don't much like Ron. Snape/Draco can be ok, when it's written well.

Justice League - Flash(Wally West) rules. Pair him with any guy, I'll approve. And a little Flash/Wonder Woman wouldn't go amiss...

Teen Titans - I love Raven. I'll read any pairing for her, het or slash, as long as it isn't with Beast Boy. I don't have anything against Beast Boy, but Raven can do better.

Xiaolin Showdown - Rai/Jack, Chase/Jack, Clay/Jack. I don't mind Wuya/Jack. I'll only read Jack/Kimiko if it's written really well, same goes for Jack/Katnappe.

X-Men Evolution/Comics- Pietro (alias) Quicksilver. Give him a nice (or nasty) guy and I'll read. I'm also happy with non-pairing stories focusing on his screwed-up family.

X-Men Movies - Bobby and John were meant to be together. Rogue should be shot. I'm also ok with John making the most of his time with Magneto.

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Lovers In League Against Satan by Ravenspear reviews
In which Ravenspear posts her growing collection of Dean/Crowley comment!fics.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Dean W., Crowley - Complete
Soul Seeker by welshalienfreak reviews
*NOW COMPLETE* A couple of female vampires are in town and all they bring with them is more trouble and Xander seems to be in the middle of it.*please review*
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,822 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2002 - Published: 1/27/2002 - Complete
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The Heart Knows Its Own Bitterness reviews
McGee and Abby discover the consequences of their actions. Ziva makes her displeasure known. Tony wakes up, but things are never simple. Slash.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,108 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Tony D., Tim M.
Stuck on the Slow Path reviews
When the Doctor's stranded on Earth after 'LotTL', Jack is determined to make his stay with Torchwood a comfortable one, despite what the Rift has in store. PRIMARILY Jack/Doctor. Also Jack/Ianto, Ianto/Doctor, Owen/Gwen, Ianto/Toshiko, Rhys/Gwen.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,059 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jack H.
Comfort reviews
Season One. Mohinder thinks about what America lacks, but finds comfort in something he can find nowhere else. SLASH, Mohinder/Peter.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Mohinder S., Peter P. - Complete
Scythe of Doom reviews
Slash. Dangerous shengongwu, apocalypse, you know the drill. RaiJack, ChaseJack, KimRai.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,092 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005
Ignorance reviews
Goku reflects on his stupidity in the aftermath of Vegeta's death. Yaoi.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Goku, Vegeta
Werewolf in Sheep's Clothing reviews
Just a little insight into Willow and Oz's relationship.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Oz, Willow R.
S & X on the Jerry Springer Show reviews
Spike and Xander tell the others about their relationship on the Jerry Springer show.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Xander H., Spike
Animal Soldier reviews
When Faith tries to kill Xander, some old personalities come to the fore....XanderFaith
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Xander H., Faith L.
AleXander reviews
Spike knew Xander in a past life, and he can't let go. Slash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Xander H., Spike
My Prince reviews
Goten has a crush on his father's mate -Vegeta.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Vegeta, Goten
Martyr reviews
Robin reflects on what Raven died for.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Complete
Soul of a Saiyan reviews
Something I wrote ages ago about Vegeta and his sanity after Babidi. An AU starting in the Buu saga.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,363 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Vegeta
The Sex Appeal of Xander Harris reviews
Welshalienfreak Vs Sarkywoman. What is the sex appeal of Xander and why is it all of a sudden attracting the Buffy men? Slash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/10/2002 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Xander H., Angel
Purple Roses reviews
After a death in the Scooby Gang, a broken-heart is left to deal.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2002
Peroxide Hair in the Darkness reviews
Figure it out as you read.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/16/2002
It's Complicated reviews
The gang decide to talk about their personal problems and growing estrangement.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/16/2002
It's A Blood Thang reviews
When Angel becomes even more jealous of Xander, what will be the consequences?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2002
Inner Desires reviews
The Scooby Gang see a different side of Xander as his inner personality asserts itself.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2002
Gifted reviews
When the fate of the world is placed in the hands of a new hero, will Buffy help or hinder his powers?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2002