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Joined 10-06-08, id: 1709587, Profile Updated: 09-02-09
Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, Twilight, and Gallagher Girls.

True love Coffee on the right and Chode Goddess on the left :) Dark Library's and photographs are were memories are made ;)

HEY PEOPLE! I'M An Aussie and I love it. :) I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. When I read that I cracked up (FYI we don't)

I love my music especially my Ipod, if I ever break my Ipod (which I have) I am lost and end up using a crappy disc man that is how bad I am I need music!!

I LOVE my friends we are very random and according to everyone that has met or befriended me I am, Quote, 'The Most Sarcastic Person They Have Ever Met.' Or as my dad so kindly put it the other day a smartass. >:

Kat my BFF LOL she's been my closest friend for 9 years and we plan on keeping it that way. Just like my step mum said we have the type of friendship where if she leaves to go to Paris for a year, when she comes back we will click again immediantly. I say, if she goes to Paris at all, period, I'm tagging along!!

Okay I really really really want to go to AMERICA!! TO go to there school for a day to see how different it is and to go to a Barnes and Noble. YOU guys are so LUCKY i have to wait like forever for some books to come and usually cause GOD HATES ME they don't so i have to buy it via internet!! BARG BARG BARG!

For those who are considering watching the sisterhood of the travelling pants DON'T!! It almost killed me (I agreed to watch it cause I felt sorry for a friend BTW)

IF YOU GUYS haven't watched my awesome dance thing DO IT!! I have learned the moves and I really really want to do it with my friends, THAT MEANS YOU DOM!

READ TWIDARK GUYS!! It's the story Kat and I are writing, its full of smart ass comments, GIVE IT A CHANCE!

Anywho thats all I can think of ATM... but no doubt I will think of something else soon...I LOVE STORMS!!

When life throws you lemons make grapejuice then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it :)

AS I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the night sky I wondered to myself, Where the fuck is my roof?

Never take life seriously, No one gets out alive anyway.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warm feeling it brings ;)

Google yourself it's un and you might be surprised with what you find ;)

SONGS FOR STORIES:

Our Song by Taylor Swift http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=G6s5cxBN8mA

Angel by Amanda Perez http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=kCsUY1W4EXs

Just Dance Lady Gaga http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M65zI9LH-as

Everywhere to Me Michelle Branch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n-ODsykqak

Catch Me If You Can by Beau Sisters http://www.youtube.com/watchv=htUYMbHW_hQ&feature=related

River Flows In You by Yiruma http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1-Y6HqHqy8

Because of You by Kelly Clarkson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLi0yBmPe0k

Hot 'N' Cold by Katie Perry http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hog638glAro

Rockstar by Prima J http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=PxOaZiHw0Xo

Shake It by Metro Station http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=r9ioJ_i8P3k

AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME DANCE THING I'M SERIOUS WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ3d3KigPQM

TWILIGHT PARODY by the Hillywood Show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MKz0gkcgAo

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Relation or relationship by Stormy Bella reviews
Bella go to Forks and lives with her adopted uncle, Edward. She fell in love with Edward, and he her. When society scold upon them, would this love be worth it, or would Jacob be the better choice? First fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,308 - Reviews: 4200 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Tangled Up In Me by Accident Prone Klutz reviews
Bella attends the exclusive Buxley Academy, an girls spy school. What happens when she is sent to Forks, with the mission of protecting one unbelievably gorgeous and arrogant Edward Masen? AU: ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,830 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3622 - Favs: 2,653 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Heroes by Contradictation reviews
Bella is Different, Just like the many Other Who walk this earth, They Are Special some of them Figured it out, Other have left to find out. Cross Between Heroes and Twilight, Regular Pairing, Cullens Are Vampires
Crossover - Twilight & Heroes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella
Swing Swing by finalfantasygirl16 reviews
Edward Cullen was a rebel, bad boy, skater, excellent student and was cheated on by his girlfriend. When Edward breaks up with her can a shy girl mend his heart back together again? Can they be together or will his Ex try and break them apart? AAR songs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,741 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
It Doesn't Sting But It Burns by KokatoherKola
Synopsis: M rated for later chapters, fun in the restaurant! On a trip with her family, Bella literally runs into Edward once or twice. Good grief, what if he responded in kind? M for language and hopefully future chapters. All natural pairings. xD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,983 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Glass Window Hearts by Shahula reviews
Bella's new office has a lot to offer besides escaping an evil boss. The biggest attraction? The beautiful man in the corner office across the street. Will they ever share more than glass windows? Rated 'M' for lemon zest but no real fruit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,746 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angel Love by Heart of Diamond reviews
Max and Angel are running for there lives. They want to live like other human children, but it's hard when you don't speak their language. When Max finds shelter in a tree house in the back yard of a giant house, Who will she meet? Will they help her? Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,151 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Missing Piece of the Puzzle by Mayface reviews
What do you do when you're forced into a gang, your mother abandoned you and your father doesn't care about you? Cut yourself, that's what Bella does. But what happens when teachers make her see a psychologist, Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,137 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Maximum Ride, The Volturi Battle by 13crazycheer13 reviews
Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. Post MR4, New Moon. The Flock move to Forks. While they're there the Volturi come to change Bella and want Max too. As a last resort the Flock and the Cullens turn to The Pack for help. Check my profile for A/Ns. Enjoy!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 33,916 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Max, Bella
Code of Conduct by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Disciplined Edward is hired as a bodyguard for Bella, a rebellious teen who is the police commssioner's daughter. Their relationship develops to something they don't expect, revealing inner demons for both. Rated M for language, drug use, and adult things
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 247,569 - Reviews: 4874 - Favs: 3,837 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Guardian Angel by Mimi-Love-4ever reviews
Protect your charges, child, whoever they are. Remember the rules." Seven new charges for me to protect, unheard of. From what, is the concerning part. Great. ExB, JxA, RxEm, CxE. First fanfic. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 256,834 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Presidential Perfection by anni93 reviews
Carlisle is the President. Edward is the eldest son, expected to uphold the law at all times, and comply to his father's wishes. What happens when he falls for a Whitehouse tour guide? ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,667 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Wings and Immortals by maximumcullenxxx reviews
In Forks, with vampires, things are risky. Especially now. Max has a new mission. A mission to save what makes up this world from what makes up part. Jacob needs to choose between love and imprintment. And Forks is in great danger...FAX. BLACKWATER.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,824 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Max, Fang
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Under the Same Stars by DiamondSummit reviews
maximum ride/twilight crossover. max and the gang move to forks and start high school. their tutors happen to be edward, alice, and bella. what will happen when both sides realise that the others are not 100% human? T for language and older themes
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,517 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
Athletics Day by dollegirl reviews
Bella's obsession with Edward comes to a head when she is forced to participate in the school's athletics day. Her partner? Rated T for some language, some of that sexual stuff, and some very immature content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,073 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elevators, Blackouts, and Strangers by Emmeline Rose reviews
Bella Swan is a successful editor at The New York Times, and her life is only getting better. But when she gets stuck in an elevator during a summer blackout with a mysterious stanger, everything gets complicated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,034 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Alice
Best Definition of Good Intentions by perfectshadeofdarkblue reviews
All Human; When Bella's family is torn apart, she doesn't know how to react. But her best friend's recently adopted brother, Edward, has some experience when it comes to losing a parent. Will the two be able to help each other overcome their tragedies?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 152,562 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
A.H. Bella is German and lives in the most famous house in the world for six months. Suddenly she belongs to the rich and famous and hates her popular/player host brother Edward with a passion.What's the dark secret he is hiding? Caution Addictive! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,988 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All You Can Do Is Keep Breathing by Confuzzle Bug reviews
The flock members each left to go be with their biological families leaving Max and Total alone. How will Max and Total deal? What will they do now that the flock is gone? Will the flock realize their mistake before it's too late? Rated T to be safe. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008
Birds, Bats, and Werewolf Packs! by greyskys reviews
The Flock settle down in Forks, Washington...blame the housing market! What happens when they meet a certain group of famous vampires? Maximum Ride-Twilight crossover!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,794 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learning To Fall by A Kind Kiss reviews
Leaving her past, Bella moves to Forks one summer and finds that her father has turned the house into a boarding house! There she meets five extraordinary people, including one boy who makes the unexpected happen. AU, All Human. Full Summary Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,648 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranded by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Bella gets stranded in a small town during a record storm. She meets Edward whom she is immediately attracted to and befriends, but why is it that everyone in the town seems to treat him like some sort of monster? Can she help him find peace again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 112,808 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True love waits by sincere red reviews
Bella Swan is an average teenage girl attempting to live a normal life, but her neglective parents cause her endless problems. Can she face the problems of life and protect her brother or does she give up life all together. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,554 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Haunted pasts, happy friends by kathythekiwi reviews
ALL HUMAN. The twilight gang are back! After their departure for college the six meet up again unexpectedly to live in one house. How will they react meeting again? REALLY GOOD JUST SUCKY SUMMARY sorry i spelled Edward's last name wrong its: Masen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008
Looking Back by callmeAZN reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends for a long time. Sadly, Edward is a senior and he graduated before Bella who is only a junior. She looks back on their final days together and realizes that she likes him. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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There and Back again reviews
It is now Junior year and the girls have just gotten back to school, they know it is going to be an interesting year but they never expected what was about to come. Boys, Girls, missions and pranks. Cammie/Zach
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,414 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
TwiDark reviews
Mermaids, Fairys, Cullens, Max Ride, this story has it all... random sarcastic remarks and witty comebacks. Random story me and my friend are writing, don't like it don't care :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009
Our Song reviews
Stalkers, Contests, Long lost friends, Bella runs away from the orphanage to escape her past but finds more then one surprise along the way E/B/E/R/A/J All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,778 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008
Secrets are always found out reviews
Max and the gang settle down in forks for some relaxation or so they thought. twilight/MR FAX, NIGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,386 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete