Jameima Blonde
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Joined 10-06-08, id: 1709751, Profile Updated: 11-12-08
Author has written 6 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Rocky Horror, High School Musical, Twilight, and A Tangled Web.

Hi, Im just your avereage pensioner... I mean teenager.
I have two gerbils called Troy and Eragon, Troy is brown and he does a cute thing when he eats. Eragon is feisty and he beats up Troy when Im not looking. Not looking you say, how could I know. Well i have eyes at the back of my head.
I like watching movies I went to the sing along mama mia. It was an eye opener I mean so many other people have three dads and their mum is a slut and they sing all of the time. man somep people have it rough.
My favorite musician is Maralynn Manson because I want to get my bottom rib removed just like him. I dont know why he did it but i think it is so inspiring, I find his music speaks to me I mean in his video for heart shpaed glasses really speaks to me i mean like when the girl gets raped it really movedme.
i have blue eyes like the ocean, i dont mean to brag but i like them
My favorite food is hamburgers because im a teenager.
My favorite actor is Rupart grint because his gingerhair glisens in the sun and makes his skin all glittery and when the sun shines brighter i beat he would cause a sun in the ozone layer because he is so hot.

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drangon porn singalong reviews
or is it.......
A Tangled Web - Rated: T - Punjabi - Tragedy/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Dragons are tricky reviews
Some things happen.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Gabby Fateria reviews
Edward and bella were happy, or were they?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
the telltale e reviews
they walked upon a land of wonderment but who knew what excitment would wait them
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Chad D., Troy B. - Complete
The life of a dragonsexual reviews
Eragon always thought he was a little different.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
The Love of a Dragon reviews
Eragon always knew he was different, but who knew how different he was...?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Eragon S., Saphira - Complete