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Author has written 17 stories for Bleach, Read or Die, Fullmetal Alchemist, D.Gray-Man, and Death Note.

First of all: No, I will not write you smut. I'm perfectly fine mentioning it as an aside in my stories (especially some of my older Roy/Riza ones) but writing the actual scenes? That's what AFF is for. And kink memes. Don't ask me, okay?

Second of all: In regards to pairings, I'm pretty much a big mess of contradictions. Roy/Riza is my OTP of OTPs, but every once in a while I find myself wondering what Roy/Maes would be like. I've got an odd interest in totally messed up pairings to go along with my canon fluff; Road Kamelot and Allen Walker from D.Gray-Man being the main one here. I'll write pretty much anything if you ask me politely.

Fandoms I'm comfortable writing with? Mainly Fullmetal Alchemist. Anything else, go ahead and ask. Drop me a message sometimes - I don't bite. (Much.)

Toodle-oo, goodbye, and thanks for all the fish,

~Kate

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Here with me by White Butterfly reviews
A series of IshInoue IshiHime drabbles. Much fluff and much randomness courtesy of Orihime.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Uryuu I., Orihime I.
Undefinable 100 Royai Themes by Tressa reviews
Themes 034-36 are up! The 100 Royai themes continue.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.
Combustion by favilla reviews
Pure one-shot fluff. Roy and Ed have a dispute regarding his expenditures. Not so subtle Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Bed Sharing by MoonStarDutchess reviews
All of the members of Mustang's team have their quirks that make them a difficult roommate. Roy Mustang is not an exception to that rule...unless he's rooming with Riza Hawkeye. *slight Royai*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Ready Aim Fire by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Roy and Riza are at the range and Roy decides to goad Riza into making a bet. Royai oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
His Turgid Loverod by EnterStealth reviews
The Runaways discuss romance novels in an impossible timeframe. In which Nico is a secret Nora Roberts fan, Gert is a fat girl stereotype, and Karolina overshares.
Runaways - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Runaways: Southern Comforts by Ri-kun reviews
AU/OC New place and time, but some things never change: Parents are evil, and adults cannot be trusted! A new team of runaways deal with a whole new Pride.
Runaways - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,224 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008
So You Want To Be A Knight, Eh? by treze reviews
Swords, not bow and arrows. Ishida/Inoue. Read and Review. All flames accepted.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
Infinate Hit List by snappleducated reviews
War has no place for children. — RoyRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
lipstick collared kisses by smartalker reviews
Spike has put up with her hogging the bathroom. He has suffered through her eating his food. He has endured sharing the television. But when Faye brings a man back to the Bebop, things have gone far enough. — FayeSpike
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Faye V., Spike S. - Complete
No Friend as Loyal by daughterofmars reviews
Books never expect Maggie to say anything. They're said it all already. Maggie-centred. Read or Dream inspired.
Read or Die - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Usurped by moongoat reviews
Twisty-angsty Alice In Wonderland themed drabble. Cards and chess and computers, oh my! MikamixLight/LightxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Misa A. - Complete
Wilted Spring by shiroihalo reviews
Yamada's always waiting.
Honey and Clover - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Knowing by Clara Luna Johansen reviews
RoyHughes, Royai, oneshot drabble.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Riza H. - Complete
Calculations by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Yachiru and Shunsui stumble across Nanao's favorite toy.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Shunsui K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Gentleman Prefers Blondes by Rhianwen reviews
In which Mr. Gentleman's maid learns more than she ever wanted to know about her employer's personal life. Total, total crackfic.
Read or Die - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
A Thousand Lifetimes by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Ishida x Orihime It may take forever and a day to learn everything about Orihime, but Ishida honestly doesn't mind it at all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
A Series of Inebriated Events by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
In which the old crowd of captains of the Gotei 13 celebrate a birthday, Urahara loses his pants, and all of them only narrowly avoid a fiery death at the hands of Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Still Life by azriel.infinite
You don't listen to shadows with pointed, angelwhite-dagger teeth. You don't go looking back for your shadow to see if it's still there.
X/1999 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kamui S., Fuuma M. - Complete
Paper Tapes by CloudyFeet reviews
Anita could handle the books. She had lived a good portion of her life around two people who never stopped reading them. These new "Movie Nights" were something else altogether. Warning: packed with obscure film references.
Read or Die - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Never Forgotten by Rhavia reviews
Implied Edwin / This time when the Elric's leave Risembool it's for good, but what about Winry?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Pages of Progress by Netta Sloan reviews
Random pages from the various records of the people watching over Ed's recovery from automail surgery. mangabased.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Edward E., Winry R.
How to Make a Rainbow by unwinding fantasy reviews
She's the only reason Kurosaki isn't dead yet. [Ishida x Inoue][1sentence challenge!fic][Complete]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
Simple Philosophy by kitten robot reviews
Royai 50 word drabble. Happy birthday Ana!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
On The Ferris Wheel by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
There are worse things than being stuck with Ninamori, Naota thinks. But not many.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Roses are Red by kumak reviews
Yachiru writes a poem for Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Right Kenny? by n00b-masta2112 reviews
40 themes on Yachiru and her Kenchan. Yes, only forty.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Candy by Platinum Dragoness reviews
Isshin encouraging delinquent behavior in the youth of tomorrow, or at least Yachiru.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Yachiru K., Isshin K. - Complete
Kenpachi and Yachiru in 50 Sentences by Das Nebel reviews
Couple of sentences are from the others in the 11th Division,some are Kenpachi and Yachiru by themselves, but the rest are mainly Kenpachi and Yachiru together, as one is rarely without the other. Rated for some swearing.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
The Sound OF Bleach by Tacky76 reviews
Bleach and Sound Of Music crossover. A Musical. [ IchiRuk ]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
All is Calm, All is Bright by havocmangawip reviews
A side story to W.I.P. featuring Havoc and Sciezka for the holidays. Written last year and revised after the FicSimplicity prompt: First Snow. Enjoy, it's fluffy. Set in the mangaverse post38, but no spoilers evident. I'm a sucker for a happy ending.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Jean H., Sciezska - Complete
Femininity by Dailenna reviews
[Little bit of Royai] She had been brought up differently
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Coulda Woulda Shoulda by polynesia reviews
Oddly enough, a Death NotexxxHolic xover in which Yagami Light learns that you can't get something for nothing...
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
Caution: Do Not Feed the Excel by Ladybug24-and-a-half reviews
Excel reflects on herself, her family, her gloriously sexy leader, and the zoo. Oy. Anime based.
Excel Saga - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Mind Games by BlackNymph reviews
In his winning streak, all Greed can notice is that she's just toying with him. GreedLust
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Greed, Lust - Complete
Unbelievable by Bonjour Bonito reviews
As far as you’re concerned, she’s a blatant contradiction equipped with a pulse and great tits...Drabble. JD centric. Second Person. Rated 'T' for language.
Heathers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Group Hug by Saleboat reviews
This is part of a challenge from a Fullmetal Alchemist community. The challenge was the create 20 facts about a character, pairing, or group. I chose Roy and his subordinates.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Roy M. - Complete
On the Benefits and Pitfalls of Obsessive Behavior by Rhianwen reviews
In which Yomiko learns the hard way that books on tape really aren't for her, and Nenene learns the hard way that books on tape really aren't for Yomiko.
Read or Die - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
Edward Elric And The Ordinary Girl by RoYsBeStEsTgUrLeVaR reviews
Edward Elric meets a girl. Who is she? What does she want from him? What is her mysterious secret? Are their fates intertwined? Read to find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Edward E.
Amenity by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Roy x Riza] “Sir. With all due respect, get off the couch.”
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Forbidden by Mice One-Half reviews
Just series of drabbles that are a bit Royai.[Discontinued]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Flawed by Hime reviews
I find imperfection the most interesting thing about a person. Ishida x Orihime, IshiHime drabble
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
Like Freshly Fallen Snow by Billy the Kangaroo reviews
Haru's POV. What Yuki reminds him of. Super short... Shounenai.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Yuki S. - Complete
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In Joy and Sorrow reviews
100 themed sentences for the 1sentence community on LiveJournal, focused on Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye. Written on caffeine, a shortage of sleep, and a box of pixie sticks, so beware of FREAKIN' LONG SENTENCES.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Everything I'm Not reviews
This is the result of being forced to write by Knighterrific, and also staying awake for 24 hours. Aaaargh. "I should hate him. For taking away everything I ever wanted. Everything I deserve."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Rain reviews
For knighterrific on LJ. In which an umbrella is more important than you'd think. EdxWinry one-shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Edward E., Winry R.
Syrup reviews
For sakura kurosaki on LJ. "Sometimes it's the little things." RoyxRiza drabble
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Visitor reviews
She sings his name under her breath as she wraps her arms around his waist. It's how she always says it, just like that, emphasis on the last syllable and a grin on her face that might well be described as "impish." MisaxL one-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Misa A., L - Complete
The Most Cliche SetUp In The Book reviews
Short, fluffy RoyxRiza one-shot in which Riza is clueless and Sheska proves to be a very useful messenger.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Break You reviews
RoadxAllen drabbles. Yes, the fandom is going to murder me for this. Rated M for later stories just to be safe.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Road C., Allen Walker
Just Tonight reviews
Roy/Riza. "The first time she cried in front of him was an accident – she’d never meant to let her feelings show like that, yet there she was..."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Fridays reviews
One-shot. "I'm the luckiest and unluckiest man in the world at the same time- luckiest because I have her. Unluckiest because I can never keep her."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Riza H., Roy M.
The Strings of Fate reviews
one-shot. When you've known somebody for so long, what exactly are you to them?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Wars of the Heart reviews
One-shot, Roy x Riza "and the office is no place for wars of the heart."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Untraditional reviews
Havoc takes on an extra job on his time off from work. Well, he's gotta pay for those cigarettes somehow. However, he wasn't expecting it to be like this...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Jean H.
A Day in the Life reviews
Riza Hawkeye's days off always follow the same pattern. One-shot/drabble.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
All Dressed Up With Somewhere to Go reviews
Roy's invited his co-workers out for a drink, but he only has eyes for one. RoyxRiza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
Arrows x Hairpins reviews
A collection of drabbles featuring Uryu Ishida and Orihime Inoue, set mostly before or during the Soul Society arc. R&R is much appreciated!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Uryuu I., Orihime I.
Bibliophilosophy reviews
Just a short Yomiko-centric drabble I wrote.
Read or Die - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
What's So Special About Her? reviews
Soul Society is confused as to what Kenpachi Zaraki is doing with this tiny, pink-haired girl. What's so special about her? One-shot/drabble. No pairings/romance
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Yachiru K., Rukia K. - Complete
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