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The Stig by listrant reviews
PWP inspired by The Stig, from Top Gear. (aka, I indulge my fetish for men driving stick) Written in second person for maximum trashiness. Dedicated to all the other women who love the show.
Others - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Complete
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5033 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14503 - Favs: 11,761 - Follows: 5,434 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raw and Rosy Revisited by tuesdaymidnight reviews
A collection of outtakes and extras from Raw and Rosy's Spanksper and Assward. Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,633 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jasper, Edward
There Will Be Blood by LaraWinner reviews
On Hiatus. AU, smut, vamp/human sex and violence. A dark and graphic ExB tale loosely following the plot of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,419 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
What I Failed to Realize by Beautiful Figment reviews
After an awkward encounter, Jasper realizes he doesn't know his best friend like he thought he did. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,141 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Culture Shock by jtrue reviews
Emmett and Nasir, two men from very different backgrounds who meet and fall in love. When Nasir is forced into an arranged marriage can they overcome the conflicts of two vastly different cultures to find their own definition of family? SLASH LEMONS MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 340,403 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10601 - Favs: 11,666 - Follows: 12,368 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,718 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8303 - Favs: 5,679 - Follows: 4,203 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3471 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Big Gay Story by The Slashtastics reviews
Edward meets Jasper and... that's all we know. Join us as the story unfolds before our eyes with a new author adding their touch and twists to each chapter. The possibilities are endless, but the boy love will be plentiful. This is going to be fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,397 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Last Rites by halojones reviews
AU E/B meet under violent circumstances.Surviving that 1st meeting, they navigate a slow road toward friendship, then romance. But obstacles begin to multiply around them and soon the question arises: are these obstacles random or by design - and by whom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,598 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11461 - Favs: 9,021 - Follows: 6,575 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Intangibilities by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Alternate outakes and extra bits from A Tangible Dichotomy. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,167 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Relation or relationship by Stormy Bella reviews
Bella go to Forks and lives with her adopted uncle, Edward. She fell in love with Edward, and he her. When society scold upon them, would this love be worth it, or would Jacob be the better choice? First fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,308 - Reviews: 4200 - Favs: 2,350 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8124 - Favs: 8,179 - Follows: 8,401 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Me & PP: a Journey Into the Absurd by Lawn Girl reviews
A collection of various collabs with PerfectlyPersuasive. Some are o/s, others drabbles, and others...well, they almost defy description. Rated M for adult situations of the lemony variety. oh, and yeah, there'll probably be some slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,881 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Edward
Stay by avioleta reviews
3rd place in the Slash/Backslash 2.0 Contest. A literature student. A biology professor. A few works of fiction. And a lot of black tea. 'We should have sex.' 'What on Earth for' Edward rolled his eyes. 'Should I draw you a chart' E/C SLASH, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Punk & Perv: The One Where Perv Says Yes by Punk-and-Perv reviews
P&P TWO: Perv told Punk no. Twice. What an idiot. WARNING: Handcuffs and spanking included. You are SO welcome. AU/AH. Im/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - James, Riley - Complete
Since by MizzHyde reviews
Jasper & Edward, blow-jobs and shower fantasies, Bella and sofa sex, stag nights and drunken rambling, giving in to temptation, getting caught, confessing, nothing has been quite the same since, well... Since. AH, rated M for lemons and slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,792 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Punk and Perv's Excellent Adventure by Punk-and-Perv reviews
P&P ONE: Perv sees Punk. Perv chases Punk. Punk dances. WARNING: Fictional spanking included. You're welcome. AU/AH. Im/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,922 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - James, Riley - Complete
This Mortal Life by hidingfromsomeone reviews
For Jake, the only thing that could make life any worse would be imprinting. The only thing that could make that any worse would be imprinting on another guy. One- shot for Slash Backslash contest NOW EXTENDED! NC-17 for yummy wolfy lemony slash scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,278 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Dodgeball! by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella & Jasper are enemies who are constantly pranking and insulting each other, determined to have the last laugh. With the championship looming and sexual tensions building, who will be the first to crumble?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,457 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,763 - Follows: 3,261 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
I Wept Not by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Jasper is a war weary soldier burdened by the weight of eternity. Edward is an uncomplicated high school student content to hide his sexuality. Together can Jasper find something to live for and Edward discover some things are worth dying for? J/E Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,194 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Greatest Gift of All by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward Cullen wanted. He wanted a thick cock in his throat and a sharp jaw beneath his fingers. The worst part? His wife knew it, too. Well, he thought it was the worst part, until for Christmas she got him exactly what he wanted: a threesome. PWP, E/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 177 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Edward - Complete
Observations of a Virginal Vampire by ICMezzo reviews
Edward is spending his 92nd consecutive mating season alone and he's pretty sure it's time for a change. Vampires. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Edward - Complete
Potential by Rosmarina reviews
Edward Cullen, journalist for the college paper, has despised jocks since high school. What happens when he’s assigned to interview Emmett McCarty, a decathlon athlete who challenges Edward’s every stereotype? Rate M for language, slash & graphic lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Golden Banana by Touchstone67 reviews
A PWP o/s written for Dannie. Jasper is a stripper at a nightclub, one night he spots a beautiful boy in his audience. What happens when the boy gets a lapdance? Will they both get more than they bargined for? Rated M for sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Random JasperEdward oneshots by Pastiche Pen reviews
New Entry #4: The Kinsey Scale: Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles. AH. Funny porn, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,952 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
One February Friday by LyricalKris reviews
Friday night at a little bar where anything goes. You never know who's going to walk through the door to make life just a little more interesting. Slashy threesome lemons.Edward/Jasper/Peter, J/P, J/E.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,736 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Passion and Distraction by msashlyjudd8 reviews
Jasper finds a way to distract Edward after a bad day at work. All Human. Explicit Lemons J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,850 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Quick Trip by regrette rien reviews
Sherlock and John are on a train, researching for a case, but not everything goes to plan. Or does it? The duo have different ideas about what is and what isn't an acceptable pastime on the train. NOTE: contains slash J/S , rated M for sexual content.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/16/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lost and Found by Touchstone67 reviews
A series of slash outtakes from Safe and Sound-they are only possible moments from the story, and do not, in any way, affect the storyline, or outcome, of Safe and Sound. Jasper/Edward Rated M for language/sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 163,547 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Vigilante Justice by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Edward and Jasper are not two caped crusaders seeking to rid the world of evil. They simply play a game. A game that results in justice. Beyond the Pale Contest entry. AU/OOC. Slash. Rated M. Contains mature content. See warnings inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
I'm not an Angel by rmhale reviews
Jasper's eye is caught by the beautiful raven-haired boy across the room. In a world of music, sex and perpetual travel...is there room for anything or anyone else? When is comfortable not enough anymore? O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Once we were Kings by sweetp-1 reviews
Seth is the new kid at Forks High. The last thing he expects to find there is Edward...and his very own love story. Top 20 finalist in the Black Balloon contest, now continued. AU/OOC. M for language and slash love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 67,346 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Seth, Edward - Complete
Belonging by Shy Spirit Kitty reviews
After kissing Sherlock, John must make the decision, Sarah or Sherlock? Contains Explicit content, M/M small M/F
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A cup of tea and a mystery by CorvidCoccinelle reviews
John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Things That Go Hump In The Night by Elvelethril-'Elvey reviews
Entry for Slash Backslash 2.0. It's All Hallow's Eve, the night of the year when all kinds of creatures come out to play.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Ride the Cowboy by NanaMun reviews
The new boy from Texas and a particularly fast paced senior find themselves attracted and lusting after one another in their AP American History class.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Love Between Sexes by EFC reviews
Edward & Jasper were roommates in University. They both have new lives now, but a 3 day reunion will force them to examine the relationship they chose not to explore & left behind so many years ago. J/E slash-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,645 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,863 - Follows: 3,317 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3688 - Favs: 3,823 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Show Me A Garden that's bursting into life by atypical-swan reviews
Isolated and lonely, Dr. Jasper Whitlock, Ph.D., finds himself taking a temporary position at the boarding school, Forks Academy. There he meets Edward Cullen and his tight knit group of friends and family. AU-Human. JxExB eventually. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 439,825 - Reviews: 3495 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Belief in Ghosts by xx-intothewind reviews
Jasper befriends eccentric and mysterious Edward Cullen. However, when one falls for the other, tensions arise, and the pair start to struggle. Who will break first? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,699 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12465 - Favs: 7,033 - Follows: 3,447 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven by tuesdaymidnight reviews
High school senior Edward just found out that his long-standing crush on classmate Jasper is mutual, but he is mortified that their first kiss may occur inside a closet. Little does he know what that one kiss will ignite. AU, AH, OOC. E/J Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,206 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Exposure by ThePhoenixRiddle reviews
When Bella meets Edward and Rosalie, they have an interesting proposition for her. It was supposed to be one night only. What happens when no one wants it to end? ExBxR, ExB, BxR, AU/AH. Part One of The Photographer's Series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,441 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella
Permanent by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Three-shot. When a vampire changes, the change is permanent. After Jacob imprints, Alice watches as Jasper is forced to balance his new love with his old. Expanded entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest. AU. Jasper/Jacob Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,296 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Jasper, Jacob - Complete
Begin Again by C-Me-Smile reviews
Edward is a married novelist of some renown. An unexpected reunion in a bookstore reawakens old feelings in him never fully buried of lost love, desire, aching regret and tentative hope. But does the object of his feelings still feel the same? All-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,432 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 5,143 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,042 - Follows: 5,780 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8172 - Favs: 4,620 - Follows: 2,960 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4086 - Favs: 4,010 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Midnight Refreshment by Edward'sLittleTemptress reviews
One night while the family is hunting,a highly frustrated Bella stops by the kitchen for a midnight refreshment to quench her thirst. Little does she know that another one of her cravings is about to get taken care of as well.1shot.Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,680 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6721 - Favs: 2,334 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8695 - Favs: 5,365 - Follows: 5,089 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Passion and Disaster by ignrntslt reviews
Jasper has a chance encounter with Edward that changes everything. Lemons! Mature content! Also be warned, the language is natural and fairly coarse, and may offend as compared with the books. I hope you'll read on, regardless!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Jasper, Edward
Modern Affairs by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
OneShot! Jasper is about to get married and asks his once best friend, Edward, to be the best man. Edward's refusal leads to a life-altering revelation and sparks a dangerous affair. ExJ, JxA - AU/AH. Rated M. Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,228 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Rabbit by Zigster reviews
Entry for the Slash/Backslash one-shot contest. Jasper is a cardsharp who knows his strengths and never lets down his guard. Edward is the rabbit that gets paired with him for a one-on-one game of cards. You decide who gets played.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7016 - Favs: 4,164 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Power by OfTheDamned reviews
Jasper is tired of Edward boasting about his mind-reading, and tries to prove that his empathic abilities are more powerful. Slash, M for citrusy consequences. Judge's Pick for Best Vamp in the Slash Backslash Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Longing for Thunder by Darkira reviews
When students are swapped between reservation high school and Forks High, Paul's least favorite Cullen invades his school for five long days. AU/non-canon/lemony/language // My entry for the Slash Backslash Contest. \\
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,002 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Paul, Edward - Complete
And Then There Were Three by einfach mich reviews
He's not human, like I am - he's a hunter. A killer with skin like marble, that glitters like diamonds in the sunlight. He is most beautiful creature I've ever seen, and the most deadly. AU Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,814 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward, James - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5777 - Favs: 3,872 - Follows: 2,080 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
The Book of Peter by ElleCC reviews
SoaPM-AU Outtake. When Jasper thinks things can't get any worse, with his family or his failed relationship with Bella, he finds comfort in an unexpected place. AU Outtake for LaViePastiche's "Son of a Preacher Man." AH, Jasper/Peter, slash, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,036 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Never Like This by salacious-smiles reviews
BEST DRY HUMP IN THE SLASH BACKSLASH COMPETITION. Carlisle adopted Edward at seventeen, seeing something in him that caught his attention. But, what if he got his perspective wrong? What if Edward was meant to be something more to him? More than a son?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Acting Out by eroticfan reviews
AU-human: Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP - there's plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. You'll like Jake here - trust me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,996 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5573 - Favs: 5,136 - Follows: 4,523 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8685 - Favs: 14,120 - Follows: 2,923 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Two Timer by eroticfan reviews
Draco takes narcissism to new heights by having an affair with himself. Yes, himself. A DracoxDraco romance, with a bit of HarryxDraco as well. Very lemony magical fun and games.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Cotton Tail by ms.mutiny reviews
Set in the 19th century. Bella is captured and taken to a brothel that belongs to the Cullen family. AU, OOC, vampires. Edward/Bella. Please review so I know whether to post more. 'I cringed as his finger stroked my neck. It was as cold as ice. “So pure."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,135 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 3,600 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Famous Last Words by Miz Turwaithiel reviews
“I heard you were going to Portland,” the werewolf says bluntly, leaning against the cycle. “I’m coming with you.” Bella's transformation goes wrong, and Edward and Jacob must work together to find her before the Volturi do. Edward/Jacob. Completed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,552 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Almost Lover
When the Cullen’s come back, how does Jacob feel? Loosely based on the lyrics to ‘Almost Lover’ - A Fine Frenzy. J/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Jacob
Bixby Canyon Bridge reviews
Until I eventually arrived at the place where your soul had died..." Based on the song by Death Cab For Cutie. one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete