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Joined 10-07-08, id: 1710454, Profile Updated: 12-29-12
Author has written 17 stories for Napoleon Dynamite, Scrubs, Scooby Doo, Mentalist, House, M.D., iCarly, Big Bang Theory, Medium, and How I Met Your Mother.

Hey guys

I'm from Switzerland enjoying adventurous and "traveling" - fanfictions.

English is not my mother tongue but I'm studying English Literatures and Linguistics at the University of Bern (since September 2011). If you read my stories I would be glad to receive some feedback, compliments or critics, it's important that I improve my English. But remain friendly and respectful, that's what I do.

I'm one of the biggest Harry Potter Fans you will ever meet. In 2005 I won as Hermione Granger's Double :)

My favourite actors:

My all times favourite actor is Brendan Fraser, his high performance as Rick O'Connell was great.

I'm also a very big fan ofJim Parsons, Mayim Bialik, Jake Weber, Patricia Arquette, Eddi Arent, Alec Guinness, Hugh Laurie, Danny Kaye, Dennis Quaid, Winona Ryder, Jürgen Vogel, Martin Schneider, John Hannah, Jerry Trainor, Liesel Matthews, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah, Leah Remini, Kevin James, Jerry Stiller, Justin Long, Emma Watson and Drew Berrymore.

I'm really into film, Hollywood and acting. My dream is to become a famous actress and work with some of my idols.

I'm playing the piano for almost 16 years and mostly stick to Mozart and other classical composers. But you have to know that I'm fond of Jerry Lee Lewis and that I had the luck to see him live in Zürich in 2010. It was an overwhelming experience which I cannot describe. I practiced hard until I was able to play "Whole lotta shaking goin' on" but it was worth it.

Yes, I'm doing Line Dance for over two years now. My favourite dances until now (I'm aware of nearly 60) are: Ain't going down, Copperhead Road, Doctor Doctor, Foot Boogie, Slappin' Leather & Tush Push.

In progress:

Zanson (jap.: survive) is a multi-crossover where House, Allison Dubois (Medium), Carrrie (The King of Queens), Barney (HIMYM) and Spencer (iCarly) are invited to join an extremly dangerous game. It all starts with a simple Rush Hour and goes on with a sinking ship, a theatre full of ghostly puppets, a snow covered mountain etc. They have to put their discrepancies aside and stick together, which is a huge challenge for them.

Bastets Box (The Big Bang Theory goes to Egypt)

Waiting for inspiration... There's an idea in my mind about Scooby Doo and the "Nightmare Phantom" where Shaggy and his friends are tortured by a phantom who chases and hunts them by blurring the borders between dream and reality.

Another idea that is stuck in my head for some time is the InceptionxTBBT Crossover.


TV-Series:

Breaking Bad, House, The Mentalist, TBBT, How I met your mother, Two and a half men, Blackadder, Californication, Two Broke Girls, iCarly, The King of Queens, Medium, Scrubs, Murder she wrote, Schillerstrasse


My favourite Cartoons are Scooby- Doo (bigges Shaggy Fan), Smurfs (Brainy for life), Tom & Jerry, Aladdin and Reccess.

As for games I own a PS2 and went through all Tony Hawks games. Nothing beats Dog's Life and Aladdin: Nasira's Revenge though :)


My favourite movies are:


English/ American movies:

- The Mummy

- A little princess

- Great balls of fire

- Poseidon

- George of the Jungle

- The river wild

- Speed

- Inception

- He's just not that into you

- War of the Worlds

- Imitation of life

- Shutter Island

- Bowfinger

- The Court Jester

- Jumanji

- Wild America

- Harry Potter (Part 3 and 7.2 are my favourites)

- Lilo & Stitch

- Lion King

- Alice in Wonderland (only the Disney Version)

- Aladdin

- Dirty Dancing

- For richer or poorer

- Murder by Death

- Blades of Glory

- The Benchwarmers

- Midnightlace

- Blood Work

German movies:

- Das indische Tuch

- Otto's Eleven

- Manatu - Nur die Wahrheit rettet dich

- CIS: Chaoten im Sondereinsatz

- Wer hat Angst vorm Schwarzen Mann?

- Hokuspokus

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Scooby and Me by WybiE'z KidNapPer reviews
He had never even wanted a dog, so how did his life ever come to this? He only had one moment with his best friend, and that was it. All because of a stupid car crash! He always thought it was going to be Scooby and him forever... But he didn't look far enough.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Shaggy, Scooby Doo - Complete
iDon't Want You to Leave by EmmaLouHoo322 reviews
Spencer met her in a coffee shop...
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,887 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Spencer S.
Costumes And A Kiss by toxic-dreamer-2 reviews
A new addition to the Relationship Agreement results in Sheldon trying to initiate a kiss with a costumed Amy Farrah Fowler.*Shamy Fluff*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
The Hollywood Hookup Analysis by StoryTyper2 reviews
Penny invites the gang to Hollywood when she gets offered a movie part. Walden invites Jake to meet the cast. PennyxLeonard, PennyxSomeone you know
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Two and a Half Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Penny, Walden S.
The Unrequited Love Meme by chaucernut reviews
After Amy confesses to having feelings for Sheldon, the news travels through the group during the days before Howard and Bernadette's wedding. I wrote this because I don't see very many Shamy fics. I'm new at this so please be gentle.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
Hammocks and Lullabies by Writing4ever4God reviews
When Nani sang Lilo "Aloha 'Oe" it wasn't the first time she sang to her in the hammock. R/R
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2011
iCame in Through Your Bedroom Window by greyrooms reviews
"The best I can do is try to show you how to love with no fear." Sam spends a night with Spencer, wakes up with a lover, a best friend, a confusion, a fear, and a longing that scared the hell out of her. oneshot, Spam xx
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Sam P., Spencer S. - Complete
Red Lights and Ruby Lips by Sakura123 reviews
"No, no. No need for introduction, I've been dying to meet you Mrs. Dubois," Jane interjects with a half-smile. Patrick Jane, meet Allison Dubois: A crossover with CBS' Medium.
Crossover - Medium & Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete
Het Pad der 7 Zonden by MrInigo1995-TeamJacobInigo reviews
Mystery Inc. gaat op reis naar Kroatië. Onderweg ontmoeten ze het iCarly-team. De Mystery Machine krijgt panne en ze moeten in een spookdorp blijven. Maar wie is graaf Rohan? En wat is het Pad der 7 Zonden? Is de liefde tussen Freddie en Carly sterk?
Crossover - Scooby Doo & iCarly - Rated: K - Dutch - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
iGo To The Sinnoh Region by qwertyabcqwe reviews
Another vacation with Spencer and friends. Though, they encounter with some unusual creatures....
Crossover - Pokémon & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010
The Cheesecake is Different Here by amtrak12 reviews
The HIMYM gang vacation in California where they find The Cheesecake Factory to be a bit strange, Tressling to be a bit awesome, and nerds to have more pull with the ladies. It's going to be legen, wait for it... dary! Rated T for language.
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Happy Birthday, Granger by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
It seems only one person remembered Hermione Granger's birthday. One-shot, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Big wolf theory by qwerty reviews
In this story Leonard becomes a werewolf, Penny gets a stalker see what happens if they can make it. This is a Leonard and Penny story.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,907 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
I Will Love You Always by Writing4ever4God reviews
After things settle down following the events of the first movie, Nani reflects on how she almost lost Lilo forever. R/R
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Birthday Present by youcantseeus reviews
Blades of Glory Chazz has a bit of trouble picking out a birthday present for Jimmy.
Blades of Glory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Chazz M. M., Jimmy M. - Complete
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Bastets Box reviews
Sheldon, Leonard, Howard and Raj are about to solve the mystery of Bastets Box. Therefore they have to travel through Egypt accompanied by Penny the journalist. Read and Rate if you can imagine our four scientists facing the dangers of the endless desert.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,282 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 8/17/2011
Does she know it's Christmas? reviews
Random Christmas/Jisbon story. It was a Secret Santa gift, all about Jane in jail...
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Superficial Change reviews
Amy wants to be more special. She is sick of always being receded into the background when Penny and Bernadette are around. It's time for a change, superficially of course. What will Sheldon think of it?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Zanson
MULTICROSSOVER! House, Allison Dubois, Carrie Heffernan, Spencer Shay und ein Überraschungsgast werden nach New York eingeladen, um an einem höchst riskanten und tödlichen Spiel teilzunehmen.
Crossover - House, M.D. & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - German - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,326 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012
The Headdress Effect reviews
Inspired by S05/12. Amy is about to give a speech at the "Night of Neurobiology" but Sheldon can't cope with the fact that he should join this event. A new adaption of the tiara story.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
Contrary to reason reviews
Allison is having dreams about a doctor from the past. She is certain that it is a message and that someone needs help. When she and Joe visit New Jersey they get involved in a car crash and are brought to PPTH where Dr. Charles Walker's new victim waits.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Medium - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
iRemember reviews
Carly and Spencer are having an argument. Angrily they separate hoping to see each other never again. But then their memories come up... My first iCarly FF. A oneshot. English is not my mothertongue! Please review.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Spencer S., Carly S.
Red Masquerade reviews
Lisbon got kidnapped and Jane has no one else but his mind to find her. Might a mysterious invitation to a Masquerade lead him to his boss? I wrote this story together with a friend here is a link to her site:
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
Apertured reviews
Jane forgot an important form at the office, although Lisbon is mad at him she brings him the papers. Jane talks about his past.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Hungry Eyes reviews
How a simple song can create strong feelings.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
This was for a Contest. It shows how the CBI team and especially Jane might celebrate Christmas.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Taking back Friday
House wacht im Sacred Heart auf und weiss nicht mehr, was gestern passiert ist. Mit Wilson, J.D und Elliot versucht er die Erinnerung in sein Gedächtnis zurück zurufen, denn ein Leben steht auf dem Spiel.
Crossover - Scrubs & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - German - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,943 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
When doctors meet doctors reviews
Cuddy wants House and his friends to go on a journey. On the way there they meet the Scrubs members and get closer to them. Will House be J.D's new Mentor and what about x? A crossover to see what could happen wehn Sacred Heart meets PPTH.
Crossover - Scrubs & House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,928 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
Horrific Star Talk reviews
Shaggy's having an interview at the "Early Show"
Scooby Doo - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Shaggy - Complete
The Scrubs Journey reviews
Dr. Kelso wants that J.D and his friends go on a meeting for him. During their journey many things happen. My american isn't that perfect but I'm practising every day : Please write some reviews :
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Kip's return or how to reach one's climax reviews
It's a random story I wrote because of the difficult words in my english-test!
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Napoleons Bday
It's Napoleons B-day and he really hopes to get all the attention.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete