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Joined 10-07-08, id: 1710491, Profile Updated: 06-19-13
Author has written 25 stories for Artemis Fowl, Doctor Who, Left 4 Dead, Heroes, Death Note, Bleach, Naruto, Pokémon, and House, M.D..

If it exists, they will ship it, no matter how exotic, erotic, disgusting, terrifying, brain-bleach-requiring, or OOC.


And yes, I do wear glasses irl.

I WANT MY FINGERS BACK ALREADY.


If you happen to want to find me on another website, I have a "£$%!load of other usernames. Seriously.
Currently in use are Aureate and PQ, or Penultimate Quincy. They're most liable to be me. Either that or Kyrial.

Writing status: Job. Interview. Jobinterview. No longer gainfully unemployed. For one day a week.

General status: Probably filtering through several thousand pages of dross right now looking for inspiration. Or playing sort-of-free online games. Or shelving books. Or actually writing. :U

Stuff I like: Homestuck/Bleach/Naruto/Heroes/Doctor Who/Torchwood/Artemis Fowl/Harry Potter/Sherlock (Holmes)/Inheritance Cycle/Pellenor/Discworld/FMA/Death Note/Kuroshitsuji/Scott Pilgrim/Fairy Tail/Soul Eater/Pokemon/P&SwG/Aoi no Exorcist/Sandman/CHERUB/$hittonofonlinecomix/Hatoful Boyfriend/RotMG/SK/More free online games than are really good for my writing status/Probably a whole load of other stuff

Age: ...probably too old to be doing this. Too young to care anyway.

Writing status: Not dead. Lacking sufficient fingers and imagination to type well. Please do not ask what happened to my fingers. You do not want to know the answer.


Insanity Headcanon of the Day: The Ouken is, in fact, Yog-Sothoth. Nyarlathotep is responsible for the creation of all hollows. Reiou is actually Azathoth. Discuss.


Hougyoku/Ouken is not an accepted pairing by Fanfiction dot net. Really, I must protest at this.


Stuff I'll read: More or less anything, as long as spelling and grammar are reasonable. I like reading side character pairings sometimes. I particularly like long epic adventure fics that're well written, amusing oneshots, angsty oneshots, pretty much anything written by ncfan, stuff involving Szayel Apporo Granz being... well... Szayel Apporo Granz, crossovers (although Hitsugaya-is-Harry Potter crossovers, not so much, because there's only so much of anything I can take) and minor character love. But anything outside of the 80%.

Particularly appreciated pairings: Crack pairings and side characters, but mains too. I just enjoy the more obscure ones. Keigo/Mizuiro, Ganju/Hana (officially canon), Uryuu/Ichigo (potentially with Orihime as long as she's in Badass mode), Yoruichi/Urahara/Soi Fon love triangle, Gin/Matsumoto amongst a whole load of others that I can't be bothered to name here. I will still read most pairings as long as they're well written.

Stuff I won't read: Most incest pairings (there are very few exceptions, like not-knowing-they're-related-at-first-plus-extra-side-helping-of-angst). Also, Western-style stuff isn't really my thing. Heavy smut (some of the time). Steampunk, some of the time, unless it's awesome. Fics with terribad grammar and spelling, simply for ease of legibility. Mary Sue, unless it's really well written/taking the piss.

Features of stories that I utterly despise: Extensive monologuing. I mean, why the hell would you do this? You're in the middle of a fight! This is not the time to discuss morals with your enemies, unless you have some kind of Therapy no Jutsu and even then only maybe. If a character does this, then they deserve to be shot or stabbed somewhere extremely painful. Also, characters acting out of character, going romance v. for no particularly good reason, angsting for no good reason, completely nonsensical plotlines.

Yeah, I'm not a fan of Twilight.


The World in Black and White

So one day I got bored and ran out of material related to people whose stories were on the favourites lists of the people whose stories were on the favourites lists of the people whose stories were on my favourites list, and decided to venture into the great unknown of the general dross that makes up the majority of all fanfictions, without a guide. It was a scary place.

Some of the stuff I found there traumatized me for life, but as they say, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and, if you're Ichigo Kurosaki, what kills you also makes you stronger. So really it was a bit of a learning experience.

Anyway, I read a bunch of fics in which Ichigo became a hollow, many of which were not all that great and some of which were absolutely awesome, but abandoned for various reasons such as real life or writer's block. Essentially I thought it was an awesome idea and that there was not enough of it out there and decided to write a version of my own which was totally unique and original, as well as having epic fights, aspects of every single genre other than Sci-Fi and Western, and general epicness.

For obvious reasons, it didn't quite work due to the basic story concept I was using and the fact that I wanted to fix every minor thing that was pissing me off about the original. However, it does involve bipolar!hollow!Ichigo with a thing for candy, pyromaniac!spy!Uryuu with button-induced genocide mode, cats that are not, in fact, cats, a mod soul not named Kon, Chekhov's Gunmen, a whole lot of minor characters being more badass than they are in canon, black humour, quite a bit of misunderstanding, and no ridiculously overpowered substitute shinigami or sadomasonecrobestiality, whatsoever, because all the sadomasonecrobestiality was reserved for this story's counterpart.

(There may be smooches and minor yaoi shippings. You have been warned.)

There's even some plot on the side. What more could you possibly wish for?

Edit: Now with added TVtrope featureness, apparently. o3o


Promise

Welp... this was a weirdass apocalyptic timetravelling reincarnation concept I came up with a while ago. I really can't remember what originally inspired it, but it has, regrettably, fallen by the wayside in recent times with university work and TWiBaW. It was an epic fic that I thought up a good while ago, something that was intended to have bajillions of chapters and thus made me feel depressed when I realized I hadn't worked my way through even a quarter of my carefully-thought-out plot.

It hasn't been abandoned completely yet, though. More put on hiatus for the time being. It's confusing running two different stories on the same rough time period.


Love Psycho's Challenge #2

Someone else goes to Karakura instead of Rukia, but it can be anyone you like... of course I just couldn't play it straight.
Mayuri Kurotsuchi in Karakura?
Mad science teachers?
Dissection everywhere?
Uryuu's personal nightmare?
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.


Changeling

I hope you guys like Lovecraft oneshots.


Currently working on: And Now For Something Completely Different, The World in Black and White, The World in White and Black (just one... more... chapter...)

Semi-in-progress, update irregular: Promise, 42 (unpublished, Bleach completely AU), Aspect of Life (unpublished, Bleach AU after Nobody Step On The Sky), Destroyer of Worlds (Bleach/Dr. Who reincarny)

Suspended: ULquiorra, The Trickster God

Asdfsdg;dsfl what is this I don't even: Strawberry Halloween, drabbles of various varieties

Up for adoption: Artemis Fowl, Black Holes and Heroes. This kind of died a while back, as people may have noticed, and I've never managed to pick up the motivation to continue it since, particularly since they killed one of the series that I used character from... but also since I used a ridiculous number of characters from different fandoms and I really don't know why the hell I did it. x.x

Other stuff: Gofer/Dicing with Death, not a fanfic work but still of minor interest and may get actually properly published one day.

Complete: Various oneshots, Incarnae, Psych, What I Am, Tsukiyomi Solves Everything

Vague ideas that might never get posted: Hello Kitty (Bleach AU, will probably become part of ANFSCD), Kensei (Bleach timetravel, pseudo-reincarny), That Butler: Allied (Kuroshitsuji/Bleach crossover), some random reincarny Uryuu-is-Harry-Potter madness, Divine Intervention (more Bleach AU, this time about angels), Changeling, Shiki Fuuin (Bleach/Naruto Xover), bunch of random crappy stuff I can't be bothered to list fully.

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God Slaying Blade Works by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 527,171 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 2,077 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Shirō E., K. Godou
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 545,791 - Reviews: 4104 - Favs: 3,101 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 3,195 - Follows: 4,118 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 685,103 - Reviews: 8187 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/4/2005
Tales Of Flame by Buwaro reviews
A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 343 - Words: 694,103 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 6/12/2006
House & Who? by superstar727 reviews
Crossover between Doctor Who and House M.D Re-write of the Smith and Jones episode.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 1/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, G. House, J. Wilson, L. Cuddy - Complete
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 378,961 - Reviews: 3716 - Favs: 4,824 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Snow Bunnies by Arashi Leonhart reviews
Making food. Watching movies. Fighting. Christmas with Taiga Fujimura and those she considers family.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Kiritsugu E., Taiga F., Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E. - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 4,275 - Follows: 3,560 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23774 - Favs: 13,451 - Follows: 12,357 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
NQaP Season II: Still Not Going as Planned by cerokun reviews
The adventure continues! Ichigo and company have successfully rescued Rukia from Soul Society. All they want now is to relax. Yeah, like that's going to happen. As always, no plan survives first contact. Sequel to "Not Quite as Planned". Read that first or you'll be completely lost.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,440 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ichigo K.
Blue Elephant by Dragon Falls reviews
Uryu has never asked Ichigo for anything. And when he finally does ask, this is the last thing Ichigo ever expected. "Ishida, did you just ask me to help you break into a house...?"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,859 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 3,545 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Further Machinations by Mac Ceallach reviews
The aftermath of a successful attempt at time-travel. Aizen is dead, but there are still plenty of upcoming challenges that Ichigo and his companions must face. Sequel to Hogyoku ex Machina; does not fully comply with Bleach canon after the Deicide arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 1,038 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Ichigo K.
Hope the libel suit was worth it by dysprositos reviews
Justin Hammer went to jail, so Tony figured he wouldn't have to deal with that idiot for a long time. Except, while he was in jail, Justin Hammer wrote a book. He even managed to find a publisher for it. And in that book, he makes a very awkward assertion. Tony doesn't get why everyone is so willing to believe he'd sleep with Hammer, but he has to do something about it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Pepper P. - Complete
A Tiger in Autumn by Spylace reviews
Kenpachi Zaraki only begs once.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2013 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
House Arrest by roxypony reviews
Why the Avengers can't have nice things. UPDATED: happy birthday, Fury! They're bringing the party to you.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Loki
Right Where I Belong by bleachigo reviews
Ukitake is Aizen's captive after the Winter War battle, a prisoner in Las Noches. But this might not be a good thing for Aizen after all. If you like Ukitake, you'll like this story!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,618 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 9/21/2009 - S. Aizen, J. Ukitake - Complete
Bleached thoughts by Writing bunny reviews
Drabbles. Exploring small ideas and plotholes. Various characters. Mostly funny. Ch.157: Isn't Isshin forgetting something? SPOILERS
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 157 - Words: 90,426 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010
Adventures in Orthomyxoviridae (Or: Vaccines are A Good Idea) by nsane1 reviews
In which the Avengers practice sharing and Fury does not approve.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2013 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Book Two: Avaritia by MercuryPilgrim reviews
Second in the Purgatorio series. There are voices in the walls, and stalkers in the hallways. At least not everything is dire; plans are made, minds are broken and things are finally getting interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,231 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Harry P., Szayelaporro G.
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,533 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 5,634 - Follows: 7,010 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Book One: Gula by MercuryPilgrim reviews
'At the age of four, the world finally sees that there is something wrong with little Harry Potter.' Reincarnation was always a tricky thing. Poor wizarding world, they won't know what hit them. First in the Purgatorio series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Szayelaporro G. - Complete
The Lonely God by inukagome15 reviews
Sherlock Holmes/Iron Man fusion; in which Sherlock Holmes is Tony Stark. When you close your eyes, the last thing you see is Watson's horrified face. When you wake up, the first thing you see is a green-eyed stranger.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,471 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/13/2013 - S. Holmes, Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Twisted Time and the Shinigami Academy by Hollow Mashiro reviews
When Ichigo comes across a strange object in Urahara's basement, he is transported to the past when Rukia and Renji are entering the Shinigami Academy. Ichigo enrolls as well to prepare for the Winter War, but chaos loves to follow him... Time travel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 113,586 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Ichigo K.
Supplemental Rules and Regulations by Sekhem reviews
It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009
Those Quirky Quincies by Roxius reviews
A multitude of little gag-stories involving the Vandenreich characters from the recent chapters of the Bleach manga. There will be more chapters in the future as the manga progresses, and not just about the Quincies only either. Chapters vary in length. Please R & R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,525 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Vandenreich
Illusion by Sariniste reviews
What is the truth behind Aizen's illusions? Why is he interested in Ichigo? An alternate version of Bleach after Ichigo's defeat of Aizen in manga chapter 420. Can Aizen be trusted? And what is the secret of Ichigo's future and the nature of the Spirit Realm? Primarily an adventure story centered on Ichigo with a slow-building romance between Aizen & Ichigo, rated T. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 131,495 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen - Complete
a bystander's bouquet by Nayuki-Bunny reviews
They are forever the same: running in a straight line, in the same direction, reaching for an oblivious back. ;an unraveling, in sevenths.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
Escalation by Nelarun reviews
No one quite knows how to make a Quincy angrier than a Shinigami, likewise a Quincy can enrage a Shinigami like no other... Truly it's more of a wonder they're friends. Not Yaoi, set during the time skip.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12057 - Favs: 14,402 - Follows: 13,060 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Las Respuestas Científico by Hayasaka.Shion reviews
I, Szayel Aporro Granz, will deign to look upon a puny specimen such as yourself and answer your questions so that your feeble brains will make enough sense of them. Oh and if you can, would you mind bringing a mallet?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Szayelaporro G.
A Thousand Ways to Die Trying by TheVillainofTheStory reviews
The Boy Who Just Can't Leave Well Enough Alone, in Severus' opinion, would be the death of him. Harry's years at Hogwarts through Snape's cynical, overprotective eyes. Mentor Snape turns into Snarry eventually. Slightly OOC Harry. Humorous, trust me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,132 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the God of Death by Nesarna reviews
Getting recruited for another war wasn't quite what he had in mind when his father announced a family trip to England. But now that he's here, Kurosaki Ichigo finds himself pulled into a web of deception, government lies, and centuries-old conspiracies...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,498 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Harry P., Ichigo K.
The Heir Apparent by KnightoftheWord reviews
The war is over, but the aftershocks still shake Soul Society. New captains and lieutenants step up, including a certain carrot-top and his raven-haired sidekick. But sinister forces at work, gathering strength while nursing a 200 year old grudge.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 221,089 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Once More With Feeling by Zefyria Nuva reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and you are a tainted god. /Part II of Vae Victor. Post-SBURB. Oneshot.\
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Version 2 by NorthernTrash-x reviews
More Bleach ficlets, for a range of characters, pairings and scenarios. Yaoi/Yuri/Het/AU/OC/etc. Open for requests.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 425 - Words: 145,474 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 1/9/2010
Were the World Falling by Wit Unraveled reviews
"You aren't a literary man, but when she hands the little bundle of blankets off to you, you feel as though the weight of all the suns and stars and oceans out there are beating down on your forehead." - Because Nathaniel had a life before his first master, a family and a future all neatly charted out for him in black and white. Told from Nathaniel's father's perspective. - Oneshot
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Nathaniel - Complete
The Truth Will Out by Mystikwriter reviews
Brotherhood verse. "Ling is still in there. As far as I'm concerned it's only a matter of time until he finally kicks your ass out of the driver's seat."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Edward E., Greed - Complete
Normal by Zefyria Nuva reviews
Your name is John Egbert, and you are not Dave Strider's boyfriend. Not exactly. /Part I of Vae Victor. Post-SBURB. Oneshot.\
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
In the Company of Friends by DarkestSight reviews
Tony wakes up feeling like crap and finds himself longing for the times he lived alone and it was a lot easier to get a simple cup of coffee.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 125 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Naked by SonarTheHedgehog reviews
This is based off of a comic I saw. In which Steve asks Tony a question, and Tony gives an interesting answer...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Mind Can Make a Heaven of Hell by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
"Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14059 - Favs: 6,977 - Follows: 6,246 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Missing in Action by Big-Babidi reviews
Uryu was kidnapped, and only someone with Orihime's thought process could find him. Ishida/Orihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2012 - [Orihime I., Uryuu I.] - Complete
I Hold With Those Who Favor Fire by Flipspring reviews
In which Karkat, Terezi, and the ten other trolls land in the Harry Potter world and shenanigans ensue. /To complete a mission they cannot remember./ Currently on Hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,910 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Karkat V.
Entropy by ncfan reviews
Exercises in futility. Drabble Collection. Ryuuken, Uryuu, others. Gen. Angst. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 194 - Words: 249,622 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Ryuken I., Uryuu I., Sōken I. - Complete
Watson's War by SylverSpyder reviews
Watson gets aggravated at Moriarty and decides to play a game of his own. A.N. apparently "Badassery" is not a genre
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/8/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
33 by Indigo Blue.x reviews
"I haven't made a zombie," Sherlock says scathingly, which would be more convincing if there were not a zombie in the flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 4,866 - Follows: 3,103 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Streaking Blaze by incandescens reviews
The Curious Incident of the Half-Naked Shinigami in the Night Time, as reported by Ise Nanao, commented on by Kyouraku Shunsui, and explained somewhat by Ukitake Jyuushirou.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Karakura Thugs by The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Strength of Brothers by MagicallyInclined reviews
Everyone knows how Harry Potter and Naruto Uzumaki grew up alone and unwanted. What if they had someone to talk to, learn from and depend on? What if they had each other?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Asterisk by sidechain reviews
What happens when Lucy gets left behind on a mission? Apparently, a lot. LucyGray
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Gray F., Lucy H.
That's What Would Happen by ShadowSword524 reviews
A crack fic, read it to find out. Rated K. Warning! Major spoilers for end of Winter War and afterwards!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - S. Aizen - Complete
Time Warp by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P.
Dracula Disorder by Del Rion reviews
After briefly possessing a vampire-like ability, Peter and Sylar decide they have to find the man who originally gave Peter the bothersome power. Tracking him down won't be that easy, however, and Sylar's new heroic attitude will be put to the test. Sequel to "Vampire Syndrome" and "Blood Spatter".
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Peter P., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Scandalous! by The Stare-Master reviews
Mey-Rin stumbles upon a most shocking discovery while delivering a letter to Master Ciel. Is it what she thinks it is, or is it all a misunderstanding? T for naughty implications.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Demenomancy by Adari reviews
Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Before I Died by MRegent.2 and Pangie reviews
Each Soul Reaper is unique. They are shaped by the events of their lives...And their deaths. Previous lives are forgotten when one enters the Soul Society, but the scars left are not. This is the story of what happened to them before they died.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,360 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010
Playing With The Devil by Ansela Jonla reviews
Mayuri's decision to experiment on a Vizard sets in motion a chain of events that will once again rock the Gotei Thirteen. A possible lead to Kurotsuchi is found and more plots are made.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,791 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Mayuri K., K. Zaraki
Side by Side by indigo's ocean reviews
Edward Elric, the German exchange student, gets 'adopted' by two of his classmates: Roy Mustang and Envy. The trio live through fights, frights, and opening nights, and Ed eventually forms a bond with both that will last his whole life.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 107,880 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Envy, Edward E.
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: The Brotherhood by penguingod777 reviews
The world is nothing more then a dry, hot wasteland. Many pokemon are either extinct, or have become carnivorous 'wild' pokemon, and humans have completely disappeared. The Brotherhood fights everyday to ensure the safety of the remaining few survivors.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 129,103 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 11/22/2008
Observations on the Nature of the Hollow by MelissaRose85 reviews
The Twelfth Division's newest pamphlet, the answer to every shinigami's questions about Hollows. Humor/Parody of Bleach and every nature treatise ever written. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Akon, Mayuri K. - Complete
The Spirit of Life by TailsMoon reviews
So Ed's Dad isn't fully human, what happens if Ed inhereted the non-human side, but it morphed into an ability? How does Ed deal with it, and how does Al deal with Ed?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,166 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
The Consequences Of A Letter by Manchester reviews
A greasy git mused, *I wonder if I can manipulate things so that all of those idiots manage to wipe each other out, including that Potter brat, leaving me the sole survivor. Headmaster Snape, Vanquisher of Voldemort. That has a rather nice ring to it.*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,199 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Complete
Harry and the Hobgoblins by respitechristopher reviews
Harry discovers things far more dangerous and cunning than even the traitorous Sirius Black. Written for Perspicacity as part of the Sober Universe Yuletide Fic Exchange
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Sands of time by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Raito has been dead for 2563 years and as a former owner of a death note has been forced to remain on Earth until he has saved as many lives as he took away. Warning: Spoilers
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,628 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 2/15/2008
Taste Testing by ForeverinMoonlight reviews
Szayel corrects a problem with his Fracción, and the Espada are summoned to what turns out to be an.. interesting meeting.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,882 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Szayelaporro G., S. Aizen - Complete
The Art of Drowning by Quiet reviews
Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,567 - Reviews: 2268 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - L, Light Y.
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 3,635 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
A Woman Behind These Clothes by Defiant Vixen reviews
After concealing her true gender for years, Juushiro Ukitake thought she had the art of hiding mastered...but then Ichigo, in all his brash glory, happened to stumble across her secret...while she was in the bath! ::female!Ukitake::
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,291 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - J. Ukitake, Ichigo K.
To hell and back by insinr8 reviews
Old enemies come out. Are they allies now? And what do they want with Ichigo? No pairings yet. Rated T for language
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,732 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008
Hanging Out by Barbellenel reviews
Kazeshini wants to hang out. Hisagi doesn't have time, but he does have a solution.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Shuuhei H., Kazeshini - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Two Minds by Tirajm reviews
Artemis attempts an experimental solution to his Atlantis Complex. Results are mixed.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,699 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Youth is Wasted on the Young by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Matt meets a kindred spirit in a library. CROSSOVER HET Matt/Hermione
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Hermione G., Matt - Complete
Adaptation by Silver Pard reviews
Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The World Entire: Volume Two: Progeny by Creedog VanDrey reviews
The sequel to The World Entire. Peter welcomes his new daughter into the world, and with it, a new series of adventures. The next generation is taking the reins of the Company and they will have their work cut out for them.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,093 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4011 - Favs: 5,310 - Follows: 2,849 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Change of Scenery by R0S3 TYL3R reviews
The characters of Doctor Who find themselves in unfamiliar settings; indeed, unfamiliar bodies. A simple mix-up, or is there more to it? Slightly AU, spoilers up through season 4.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009
Twisted Fate by spankingfemfatale reviews
Sylar has just gotten his powers back and bites off a little more than he can chew when he goes looking for more. Peter finds him and decides to help him help himself. WARNING! Contains non sexual disciplinary spanking!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 102,796 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Peter P.
Missetsu na Kokoro by kaliawai512 reviews
Orihime never hated him. No matter how hard she tried, she could not hate him. Because, from the first moment she saw him, she thought he looked very sad. He was just too sad to hate.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,062 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
You Gonna Get Reaped by Naria Lacour de Fanel reviews
Undertaker has an interesting client that he must harvest. CRACK. AU/AR Cross
Crossover - Naruto & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Itachi U., Undertaker - Complete
Eram quod es, eris quod sum by Random Houses reviews
CROSSOVER, Torchwood/House/Doctor Who/others. Slash&het. An epic involving alien invasions, explosions, hallucinations, lots of crack, angst, a carnivorous car trunk, pirates, and fanged mushrooms. No one is having a good day, especially not Gwen.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 348,787 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson
The Story of a Legend by Lance the Dragon Master reviews
Years before Ash and Gary even became Pokemon trainers, there was another story of a young man who faced the world and became a legend. This is the story of the great Dragon Master, Lance.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,187 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Lance/Wataru, Giovanni/Sakaki - Complete
I Woke to the Sound of Chains by CreativeInjustice reviews
Slight Ichigo/Renji. Nothing really graphic. Short.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
A Demon's Pain, An Angel's Tears by Coldman9 reviews
Ichigo has become a Hollow. Orihime and friends enter Hueco Mundo to save him, disregarding the warning of Soul Society. Can she be the angel who saves a demon from his fate? My longest fanfic yet, read and review.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Kuchiki Byakuya: 50 Facts of Life by IVIaedhros reviews
Seriously, how I am supposed to improve on Chuck Norris? Why, turn him into Byakuya! Shamelessly unoriginal fun ahead. Rated for general insanity.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Byakuya K.
The Butterfly's Wings by DisobedienceWriter reviews
On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 128 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Minato N. - Complete
Fowl's 11 by Claire Violet Thorpe reviews
Written to the tune of George Cloney's Ocean's 11, Artemis, Harry, Jacquel, Charlie, and several others pilfer historical items from a cruel villian. crossovers with Harry Potter, Charlie Bone, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and the Chronicles of Narnia
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Draco M., Artemis F.
The Dark Side of the Cookie by kadu ka reviews
Ichigo feared that in his worst nightmares Grimmjow would be there, screaming 'TEA, TEA, TEA' in the melody of Psycho. - mild crack-fic, T for language, oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Aizen's Secret Identity by Mr.Biscuit reviews
In which Aizen reveals his true identity.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2010 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete
The Heroes Parody Project 2 by Spencer44 reviews
The final episode of the Season/Volume. Peter and Mohinder have the final showdown with Munroe, Niki has to find a way to rescue Monica from Stiles, and Sylar is in for a few surprises.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 154,873 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,628 - Follows: 2,921 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 3,017 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Highway Robbery by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
It's spring in Ankh-Morpork and what you're smelling is *not* love in the air. As usual quite a lot is going on in town; riots in the foreign quarter, a major crime in the works and of course political intrigue. And then there's Carrot's cousin....
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,150 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008
A Past Not Written by Amethyst Ichigo reviews
Ichigo goes back in time by accident and tries to rewrite the past for a better future. But this time he'll have to fight more then Aizen... T for cursing. Read and Review!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,645 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Ichigo K.
After The Fairy Tale Ends by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
To be a Vizard is to be a criminal in the eyes of the 46. With Aizen's fall Ichigo is cast out, allowed to escape for his service to the Seireitei. What happens when he sneaks back in? Early angst, starts around Chp4, some language, rating may change
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,189 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Ichigo K.
Another Symbol for Infinity by Sarshi reviews
The Bleach universe has a few exploitable loopholes. And because of them, Ichigo keeps dying. A pretty crazy fic written on what can possibly be described as crack.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9507 - Favs: 10,650 - Follows: 4,559 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Yachiru's Birthday Present by Galilhai reviews
Yachiru Kusajishi had birthday parties when Ichigo finds out something: the girl really don't have much friends close to her age... What will Ichigo do about it?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,602 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Yachiru K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Then the sheath of your sword was gone by evebell reviews
“Oh no,” says the Doctor. “I never joke about pineapple.” Shopping for fruit and spoiled royalty in the guise of a memory play. Indeed, the Doctor has too many things that he can't forget. Doctor/Donna maybe if you squint, hinted Doctor/Rose. WoM spoilers
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Am I still Nathan Petrelli? by Gamebird reviews
Set immediately after the episode "Brother's Keeper" and tracking the journey Sylar makes to change who he is and find redemption.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,520 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Nathan P. - Complete
There are Two Kuchiki Taichous by lalunaticscribe reviews
Chapter 2 ...only to have the Captain grab his wrist and tug his arm so that Renji was now on the table, and seal Renji’s shout on his lips.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Renji A. - Complete
Fragile Mind by Always an Angel reviews
Peter's thoughts on his family, himself and...well, you'll have to read it. Takes place a few months after The Invisible Thread
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Peter P., Nathan P. - Complete
Unusual Arrangements by mrawgirl09 reviews
Just another HPFMA. Okay, so Al has his body back. So people think Ed's a girl. So there's a hint of developping Boylove here and there. So Roy's a pyromaniac. So Al's a psychotic. So Ed's sexually confusing people. So what?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 62,021 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ring of Reduction by semprini reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Veil of Mystery. Feeling a great sense of responsibility for those who die helping him, Harry tries to master his 'power the Dark Lord knows not' as he heads for a final showdown with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 473,064 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Galleon For Your Thoughts by PK Fan reviews
Hermione senses Harry pulling away from everyone after the happenings in the DoM. She rashly decides to use a little-known or tested method to keep tabs on Harry over the summer hols. Will her decision end in boon or folly?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,043 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Shinigami Nonsense by keroberus reviews
The 10th Division Captain Hitsugaya is ordered to keep an eye on Ichigo's younger sister Karin, who is now in high school and emitting reiatsu like a flashing beacon, attracting all sorts of undesirable creatures to Karakura Town.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,111 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
A Looping of the Scales by Ms-Figg reviews
A potions accident gives Snape a new lease on life by taking part of it away. More to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 235,513 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Universe Is Our Playground by CornGold reviews
...But We Could Just Move To Gotham. In which the Master bothers the Rani one too many times with his schemes to get the Universe--and the Doctor's attention--and she finally Does Something About It. One-shot crack!fic, Doctor/Master pairing implied.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2009 - The Rani, The Master - Complete
The Far Side of the Moon by infiniteviking reviews
Then he saw his son stretched out in a smoking crater, and time stopped. Angsty oneshot concerning Isshin, Zangetsu, and the philosophy of sacrifice.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Isshin K., Zangetsu - Complete
Series Four In Yellow, Red and Brown by WeepingAngel123 reviews
My take on Series 4 with Rose. Chap22 : Sontaran Strategem. An AU ep that fills in on the missing scenes. Who's Rose's anonymous caller? What happens to Donna when we're not looking? And what old memories are unearthed in the process? :D
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,763 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - 10th Doctor
Time Will Fly, Yet I Will Die by Group Hugs For Everyone reviews
It only takes a glimpse into the mind of a serial killer to unravel the best knit minds of society. One-shot, semi-dark.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Returning Echoes by silkendreammaid reviews
Four years and Edward returns home... with changes. Thirty-Seventh Chapter: Arrivals and Reports. FemEdRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 426,887 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Squad 4's Pregnancy Guide for the Unwed Shinigami by ManonLeChat reviews
He's a fun-loving sociopath. She's an alcoholic with a heart of gold. What could possibly go wrong? Gin, Rangiku, and Hitsugaya's worst nightmare. Humor. Crack. Complete!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Death Doll by crematosis reviews
AU Instead of a Death Note, a doll is dropped from the shinigami realm. What is Light to do when he realizes that this 'doll' is quite a lot of trouble? LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,843 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - L, Light Y.
The Island by Bree In Diamonds reviews
On their way to a proposal in Japan, House and Cuddy's flight goes down in the Pacific. Being the only survivors, they drift to a deserted island miles away from the wreckage with nothing except one another to hold onto
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 132,304 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
In Your Dreams by lizfanfiction reviews
When House is admitted to Mayfield Psychiatric Hospital, he is forced to deal with his own demons. His absence from the hospital, however, also forces the rest of the PPTH staff to face that which they wish to deny.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 116,864 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Arrancar Force Five! by Marching Madly Onward reviews
When the expedition to the human world takes a different approach, the gates of Hell are thrown open and maturity is the first casualty. Dumber than "The World's Worst Rescuers," sillier than "Stranded," I bring you a truly worthless piece of fiction.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
DDX, With Feeling by Trinitas reviews
When PPTH turns musical, Cuddy plays de facto Greek chorus, Fellows 1.0 treat a patient no one cares about, and House and Wilson consider the line between friendship and romance. In the style of BtVS' "Once More, with Feeling"; 17 fully reworked songs.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson, L. Cuddy - Complete
Deep Sleep by Del Rion reviews
Peter always wanted to be a hero, but after the greatest failure of his life, all that's left to do is to try repairing the damage he caused; battling his arch-enemy until the end of the world and beyond suddenly doesn't seem far-fetched at all. Part of "Broken World" -series.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,590 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Peter P., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Guardian Angel by ThePushThatComesToShove reviews
AU, WAFF. Taub/Kutner, implied House/Wilson. Spoilers for season 5. Still trying to get over the death of his close friend and colleague, Taub is out drinking when he hears a voice that is much to familiar to be real.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,152 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - C. Taub, L. Kutner - Complete
Partners by BlueHawaii reviews
The Company sets out to find and employ more people, starting with Peter and Gabriel. As the years go by, they team up to help. Eventual Petlar.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,270 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Peter P.
Sylar always has to carry the picnic basket by Daria234 reviews
Peter/Sylar slash. Humorfic/TOTAL CRACK! established relationship ficlet from Peter's POV. Peter and Sylar go on a picnic but Peter has some concerns about their relationship.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Peter P., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Ships In the Night by Nikki1 reviews
AU Cataloging the life and events of Peter Petrelli as he interacts with family, friends and oddly familiar strangers.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,867 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Peter P., Nathan P.
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 427 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Distortion by The Dragon Lover reviews
Tsuku is your average, cussing, hate-the-world Absol with an incompetent Trainer, but one day that all changes when he is killed trying to protect her. He is offered to be sent back to the world of the living...but with a catch. For Srgeman. DISCONTINUED.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
The Twelve Tasks of Mayuri Kurotsuchi by Glockenspiel reviews
Judgement day has come for Mayuri. To get into the General's good graces he must complete 12 tasks, created by none other than the Shinigami Women's Association!So what does he do, he clones himself!IchiRuki.MayXOC.ShunNan.LAST CHAP UP. FINAL FIASCO.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 199,134 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Mayuri K. - Complete
Big Damn Heroes by Jeune Chat reviews
Firefly/Heroes crossover. Heroes crew the freighter Serenity as they try to do the simplest thing in the 'verse, try to keep flying no matter what gets thrown at them. Or who. Rated T for violence.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2009
Secret World by Elegant Soul reviews
A Doctor Who/Torchwood/Pokemon crossover story. Co-written by ratinthehole. The Torchwood team and the Doctor recieve a message of help to save god . . . of Pokemon.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 130,256 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008
Heroes: Phone Tag! by LyraLockhart reviews
Sylar was bored. And, as we all know, there is nothing more dangerous than a bored psychopath." How does Sylar fight his boredom? Phone Tag, of course! Better than it sounds.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,171 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G.
Mr Petrelli Goes to Tampa by zaen reviews
Nathan needs Peter's help to get to the Super Bowl. A simple plan turns out not so simple. Implied slash, implied and actual multiple couplings. A sort of continuation of "One Twenty O Nine."
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Nathan P., Peter P. - Complete
101 Things to Do in an Elevator by Mister Sorrel reviews
Bored Companions, the Tenth Doctor, and a list no one should EVER try. Crack!fic Jack/Martha, Doctor/Rose. Now with added Tosh/Owen!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,109 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
One Twenty O Nine by zaen reviews
It's January 20, 2009, and a new president is being inaugurated. Senator Nathan Petrelli is due at the ball, but will he make it? Heavily implied slash/cest of many varieties.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Nathan P., Peter P. - Complete
The Heroes Parody Project by Spencer44 reviews
This week: The final chapter of the volume/story. Peter is trapped in a time rift, Fox is back and has Noah, Elle, and Mohinder held at gunpoint, hell is about to break loose and Nathan and co. are thrown in the middle of it.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,719 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Mine Eyes by firedraygon reviews
Upon deciding that the DN fandom needs more crack, I bring you this collection of drabbles. Raito x L and gen. Now up: An Unlikely Fairy Tale!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - L, Light Y.
Daleks: Great for Practical Jokes by cheri1 reviews
10 Rose: When the Doctor is bored and needs someone to play a practical joke on, the Daleks are always good for a laugh.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,682 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Days of our Afterlife by Rayna Lissesul reviews
Death can do weird things to a person's social life. For example, you get to meet new people, who sometimes turn out to be far more interesting than the people you used to know. In the Seireitei, though, 'interesting' can mean so many things...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 127,950 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Captain Who and Doctor Jack by Watcha reviews
The Doctor and Jack make a bet: who can have the best week in the other’s shoes? How will they fare in each other's elements? Not very well. Hints of various pairings.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,398 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Après Mort, le Deluge by Tindomiel reviews
Life is hard. Death is harder. Sirius Black’s journey through the veil takes him to a curious state of mortality and a very unexpected destination... Ankh Morpork is about to meet a new kind of wizard. Discworld/Harry Potter crossover.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,103 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 12/24/2006
Burning Deadfall by Samurai101 reviews
AU::COMPLETE::The Kyuubi has control of Naruto's body, and Konoha is suffering. Iruka has two choices, and he's about to crash and burn.::T for violence and character death::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,956 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Time Travel for Beginners by Sakiku reviews
Time-Travel – a well-known plot-device to fix things before they even started to go wrong. But traveling through time isn’t easy. What if something went wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 102 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I'm Not Weak by QueenofBookworms reviews
Ichigo has allowed everyone to believe he was weak. Now, he's sick of it. So what does he do? Fight the Commander of course!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,928 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Hand of Glory by dzio reviews
Most great discoveries are not made on purpose. You try to find a way to India and end up in the Caribbean. An apple falls on your head and the theory of gravity is born. Harry Potter's discovery was equally accidental. And equally important.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Post Mortem by Case13 reviews
Or a handful of odd happenings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5084 - Favs: 8,119 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Fate's Mistake by kb0 reviews
Summary: What if there was a small mistake in 1981, causing things to not be what they really seemed at #4 Privet Drive? Would Harry be different when he showed up at Hogwarts? What if a few things were done differently when Harry went to school? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,923 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Shunpo to the Future! by Epsilon Zeta reviews
You know those epic time travel stories where a heroic time traveler comes back to the past to save it from a dark future? This story AIN'T one of them. MAJOR CHAPTER 12 REVISION WHICH SETS UP FOR NEW SHUNPO SEQUEL!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,077 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Ichigo K., M. Hinamori - Complete
The World's Worst Rescuers by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
Run Ichigo Run by Franchise reviews
Hollows. Shinigami. Bounts. Arrcaners. Ichigo has fought against them all. But now he must face his greatest challenge ever. Love struck girls?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,411 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Always Smiling by Lady Salazar reviews
Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Oneshot, RK elements.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,255 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 333 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Heir of Magic by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Year 7. Harry Potter is coming into his magical maturity as he turns 17…but the stronger he grows, the less sane he feels. What will happen to Harry as he prepares to face Voldemort in the final battle?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44,628 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 196 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Old Soldiers by Moczo reviews
Urahara joins some old friends for a longstanding tradition. Post Soul Society arc, preArrancar.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4068 - Favs: 5,202 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
The Idiot's Guide to Rescue Situations by afrai reviews
Renji's had better days. IRR, AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Renji A. - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9156 - Favs: 10,686 - Follows: 2,909 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Aizen's Diary by incandescens reviews
Recruiting Others through Guile and Intelligence. Not particularly serious.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Third Base and Bad Ties by ratchetblack reviews
Wilson gets kind of stupid when he's exhausted. House pokes fun at him.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 4,465 - Follows: 832 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Prête à porter by HardlyFatal reviews
Ishida's making himself a pair of swim trunks, and Ichigo's falling to pieces. EveryonexIshida COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Uryuu I. - Complete
The Sacred And The Profane by afrai reviews
Somewhere else the happy ending was different.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,864 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Complete
Somewhere I Belong by shadowarwen reviews
COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED...Severus Snape discovers a hidden truth about Harry's home life. And decides to take matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,355 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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And Now For Something Completely Different reviews
No longer oneshot! For those not in the know: Genres and characters apply only to the latest chapter. Guaranteed something for everyone!... maybe. Notes from the School Notice Board
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,517 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 12/23/2010
The World in Black and White reviews
aka Why Hollow/Quincy/Shinigami Flatshares Are a Bad Idea. Mostly filler-free! Now with 100% fewer moths! Beta'd by Love Psycho. #45: A Brief Interlude, a.k.a. I ATEN'T DEAD.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 134,573 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K.
Tsukiyomi Solves Everything reviews
aka Itachi Uchiha's Guide to Sharingan Uses in Everyday Life, or Why Itachi is Half Blind by the Time Sasuke Gets to Him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Itachi U.
Promise reviews
At the end of the world, when there's nothing left, it's time for us to return to the past and change our future. Part time-travel, part... well... read and see for yourself. Still alive! x.x
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,284 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I.
The World in White and Black reviews
aka At The Price of Oblivion. Look through the mirror darkly at what might have come to pass. You don't bother wondering about what might have happened.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Incarnae reviews
Szayel Aporro Granz never really died. Uryuu Ishida never returned to the Living World. Szayel/fem!Ishida in 100 words mostly per post. Intended as a series of shorts. Actually complete now. It's a miracle!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Szayelaporro G., Uryuu I. - Complete
Complete reviews
Oneshot. He pretends not to be jealous.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
A User's Guide and Manual to URYUU ISHIDA reviews
For those of you who've always wanted your own personal Quincy bishie for whatever reason... now you, too, can afford your own personal protector! Subject to availability, complete with 3-year warranty rendered invalid under certain conditions .
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Uryuu I. - Complete
Alphabet Soup reviews
Alphabet soup! Life, love and romance with Heroes in a series of drabbles, one for each letter of the alphabet. Mainly romance and humour. Chapter 5: E is for Electric, and Peter's feeling less than charitable.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009
Psych reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki. Occupation: Student, Shinigami... Mental patient. The aftermath of the Winter War left people asking some serious questions about him. Insanity, it seems, is contagious.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
look up and touch the skies reviews
Make believe on a winter's night, look up and touch the skies... Nostalgic thoughts on the sky. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Hush reviews
Ryuk and Rem weren't the first fallen shinigami to see L and B, and Ichimaru Gin hasn't forgotten them yet. Sort of companion piece to Ulquiorra, but you don't need to read that before this. Oneshot.
Crossover - Bleach & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Dice With The Devil reviews
...or Poker With Pinky. Wilson always wondered why exactly House attempted to keep him out of the apartment on the second Friday of the month... it's the day when the dead walk in his apartment. Well... they play poker with him, anyway. Crack. Oneshot.
Crossover - Bleach & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Szayelaporro G., G. House - Complete
Ulquiorra reviews
...this doesn't look like heaven.' L hadn't expected an afterlife. He certainly hadn't expected it to begin with being chained to his killer... again. And he hadn't expected it to end quite the way it did, either... The story of the arrancar Ulquiorra.
Crossover - Bleach & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Ulquiorra, L
Fate reviews
Fate, he decides, likes screwing people over for some reason. Especially them. Pylar, or Gin/Unohana, depending on which end you want to look. Oneshot.
Crossover - Bleach & Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2009 - G. Ichimaru, Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
What I Am reviews
em·pa·thy ĕm'pa-thē n: 1. Identification with and understanding of another's situation, feelings, and motives. Peter-centric. Spoilers for end of S4. FINISHED.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,052 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Peter P., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
The Wedding reviews
...or, alternatively, Why I Shouldn't Ever Write On A Caffeine And Sugar High. Because Angela Petrelli, bless her lil' stolen white cotton socks, couldn't help but interfere. Pylar! Slight X-over with House M.D. and Doctor Who. See Peter in a dress!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Complete
Tea, Anyone? reviews
...or The Reason Why Ulquiorra or L, or Lawliet, or Eraldo, or Ryuuzaki, or... Joined The Espada. Ulquiorra is L! Gin actually opens his eyes in surprise, Aizen loses, tea is served, Starrk can't be bothered, and Grimmjow is pissy. Oneshot.
Crossover - Bleach & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Ulquiorra, L - Complete
Yagami reviews
also known as "Who The Hell Came Up With My Last Name Anyway?" Crack, slight L/Light. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Trickster God reviews
Never, ever trust cats. Especially if they're pink, psychic, happen to be called Mew and turn up in the TARDIS with an offer for you...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - 10th Doctor, Mew
The Other Way reviews
There's always another way to do everything. Including get people's abilities. Pylar slash, oneshot.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Peter P., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Flowers For Her reviews
Trying to turn back time for other people, in the Year That Never Was. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Donna N., Martha J. - Complete
Artemis Fowl, Black Holes and Heroes reviews
Everything that we do has a knock-on effect, even if you can't see it. Set in S3 of the Heroes verse, post TTP for Artemis Fowl, post S4 Doctor, post S3 Torchwood, as well as Pokemon and House. Please read and review! :D Chapter 16 up now!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,547 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - 11th Doctor
FaceOff reviews
A violent tale of vengeance. One woman against the Horde. Who will win? Actually, don't answer that question. Just read and review. Oneshot. Rated T because Left 4 Dead is T for violence, and so is this.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
Artemis Fowl Drabbles and Bits reviews
A bunch of Artemis Fowl assorted stuff. Please review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008