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Joined 10-07-08, id: 1710498, Profile Updated: 08-14-12

Hi,

I have read fanfiction on this site for a long time but only now decided to set up an account to review. I don't plan on writing, just reviewing though.

A bit about me:

I am a 19 year old living in Poland, but no I can't speak Polish. I love to read just about anything including non-fiction.

Favorite Quotes:

"If you're asking a fellow to come out of room so you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd to tack a 'Sir' on to every sentence..."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you will be a mile away from them, and you have their shoes." Frieda Norris

"In heaven, all the interesting people are missing." Friedrich Nietzsche

"If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance" anonymous

"If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of the oncoming train." Robert Lowell

"There is always an easy solution to every human problem -- neat, plausible and wrong." - H.L. Mencken

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Combat magic was nearly lost art amongst humans. It left the goblins laughing when they realized things would be far easier come the next Goblin Rebellion. - Darkened Path by Paladeus

If murder is an art, let me paint you a masterpiece.

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Kiss of Fire by CultOfStrawberry reviews
A long time ago, Fire Lord Zuko lost the Waterbender he loved. But second chances make things all the more fun! ...Action, angst, drama, tension, romance, and a cute little Prince, it's all here! It is Zutara as you have never seen before! :Sequel to Slow Heat:
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 262,792 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Vaster Than Empires by Ayezur reviews
AU. Early summer, 1601. The Western Army is defeated; the country stands, uneasy, under the hand of the Tokugawa. Kaoru Kamiya, whose family was on the losing side, has been sold into marriage for the sake of peace. Her new husband is a legend, a demon bound in human form, marked by his blood-lust and his bright red hair. However, legends have a way of being not exactly... true.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 155,352 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 2/20/2013 - [Kaoru, Kenshin]
Strangeness and Charm by LelliieTheSnake reviews
Vivienne finds herself transported to Asgard, unable to travel home and stuck there for the rest of her life. Adjusting to living on a new planet is difficult, especially when the guy next door a dark-haired leather-wearing condescending asshole.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,175 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Thor, Loki, OC - Complete
Strength by tini243 reviews
In the crystal caves, an unlikely bond had been formed between Zuko and Katara. A bond that gives them unprecedented abilities, but forces a closeness that they are unwilling to accept. At least at first... Zutara, post season 2
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,623 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Zuko, Katara
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7775 - Favs: 3,752 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Chin Up by nimmieamee reviews
Minific. Romance of the Auror and the Unlucky Woman.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5 - Blaise Z., Mrs. Zabini - Complete
Quicksilver by angato reviews
Thanos decides on a circular path of vengeance to teach the failed king that there is more to lose than a life. But what does the god of mischief and treachery care for one mortal life? Or is Loki the target at all… All characters featured, and an OC who I hope is tolerable. No non-canon pairings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 183,962 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor, Loki, OC - Complete
The Taste of Peaches by Frozzy reviews
The peach dropped from her hand and knocked into the wheel of the fruit stand with a soft thud. He looked so ordinary that she had almost missed him in the crowd. In fact, the domesticity of the scene was what made her hesitate. That and the fact that Uchiha Itachi had walked up next to her and was currently conflicted between buying either a dozen pears or a dozen plums. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Restraint by Dressed With Black reviews
AU. One-shot. Nanao is a doctor, and Shunsui is her patient with a broken heart...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,412 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Shunsui K., Nanao I.
Silence Is Golden by I'vebeenLOKI'Dyetagain reviews
But duct tape is decidedly not. (Post-Avengers. In which Loki temporarily doesn't have access to his magic because of a magical artifact he's carrying around, and takes a liking to duct tape as the next best thing. Actually more serious than it sounds, with bits of angst, hurt/comfort, [as well as humor], and strange circumstances thrown into the mix.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,546 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
La Verità Dolce by Sonnie reviews
Tenten convinces Baroque painting master Shikamaru to accept her as his newest apprentice. Unfortunately, this involves pretending to be a man. Will handsome, clever Lord Hyuuga find out the truth?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 138,774 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
The Rabbit and the Fox by ChibiCHICKENluver reviews
She was willing and much too addictive, and he was sure that he wouldn't be satisfied until he consumed her entirely. /ItaSaku/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
passare l'inverno by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. Neji's eyes are as white as snow, so it's only natural that Sakura falls in love with him in the winter. An anthology of years spent finding warmth in the coldest of seasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,781 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
checkmate by Crystal Haze reviews
"Tell me, Haruno-san," he says, voice silky smooth, "How do you plan on seducing my brother?" ItaSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Clear Blue by ReiraChanXD reviews
A set of distressing circumstances leaves Sakura, screaming at the clear blue stick in her hands, then consequently throwing it through her bathroom wall, seeking vengeance and castration on the man that did this to her. Non-massacre/fluff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,898 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Bloody Awkward by mandybob reviews
This was going to be really bloody awkward and Oliver knew awkward. He had spent the last 3 years showering with 6 guys and 1 girl, who insisted that despite the fact that her wand was inverted (her words, not his) she had just as much right to shower with her team as any other bloke. After the first round of hexes no one bothered to point out that she wasn't, in fact, a bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Oliver W., Hermione G.
Price of Mischief by molescout reviews
COMPLETE! She cannot abide the life that had been determined for her, a life condemned to servitude to a man that does not love or understand her. She resigns herself to her fate until one day the god of lies and mischief unwittingly shows her a way out. She will endure whatever it takes to escape her destiny. Starts pre Thor, will end post Avengers. Dark Loki/OFC/Smut filled.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 93 - Words: 289,568 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Loki - Complete
Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf? by Avenging Neko reviews
Seras, also known as Little Red Riding Hood, is off to take a basket of goodies to her grandfather's house, when she is intercepted by a Wolf... (Cover Image by JuJu)
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
The Art of Love by TheGoldenAge reviews
When Hermione drags Ginny to another art class, she ends up learning more about herself than she ever bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 57,895 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Ginny W., Oliver W. - Complete
I love by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
When Konan enters a boarding school where she has to stay with the boys, she knows it's going to be crazy. But she could never be prepared for what lies in store for her. Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,057 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Wild Hunt by WynterWyvrn reviews
Three headed dogs. Moonlit urban cross-country marathon. More blood than a Zack Snyder movie and just as surreal. She was never going to let Misao's infamous puppy face guilt her into taking a double shift at the diner, ever again. Providing she survived the night. AU. KK MA. OneShot- For the moment.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Kaoru, Kenshin
The Awful Daring by the general girl reviews
She doesn't see that all along, what he wanted was her. Her, not a perfect wife. Just Sakura. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,884 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by A. E. Stover reviews
AU: Kagawa; home to a corrupt politician intent on eradicating the yakuza who threaten his position. Akatsuki; an underground group formed to monitor the city's dirty politics. Sakura; the daughter of a yakuza boss, a college student - and a live target.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,098 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Teamwork 2 by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,055 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Eyes Like Open Doors by fyd818 reviews
50 prompts, 50 oneshots. NejiTen Prompt Fifty: Fly "It's taken them a lot of tears, heartache, and struggle to get where they are now. But, finally, they are free to fly together."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 156,897 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
dark one by Souless Heartless Page reviews
Born of the Lion, Raven and Snake… To the line of daughters squibs… Descended of then line of the warrior mage… Of light and dark beauteous immortal… Of lovely voice… wrapped in mortal shackles… marked by the storm shall he be... after the harvest…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009
The Hardest Kind Of Love by bananafrappe reviews
"Don't be a fool, Sakura. This is not a fairy tale. Did you really think that I would be so smitten during our few encounters? I am not in love with you."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,068 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Renfield Wasn't Crazy by Ergott reviews
University student Seras Victoria is given the daunting task of writing a critical essay on Dracula. She quickly runs into trouble, but soon receives some help from an interesting passerby. Chapter four is a revised version of one through three.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,336 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Seras, Alucard
Ask Me No Questions and I'll Tell You No Lies by Fact Vs Fiction reviews
What is a mental illness but a magnification of an aspect of the normal human personality anyway? ShunsuiXNanao COMPLETE. Rated M. SEE WARNINGS
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,388 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Continuum by Psalm 136 reviews
Amidst political turmoil and the upheaval after a century of war, Zuko and Katara must face the consequences of their actions, of their one night of passion, as they seek to heal the wounds left by the Fire Nation. Two months postwar. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 162,481 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Katara, Zuko
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Flipping Coins by Ergott reviews
What if the Threepio and Artoo had come to Tatooine a couple years earlier, their memories of the past several decades fully intact? Young Luke Skywalker is about to learn more of his father than he had ever hoped to or, perhaps, even wanted to.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,337 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
People We Knew by CattyJen reviews
SEQUEL TO THINGS WE KNOW! Ten years later Sakura is married to her job and Gaara is miraculously still a jerk. Will these two ever get over themselves in time to realize that they're made for each other? GaaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,914 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4520 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Brutal Passions by DemonTsunami reviews
Kaoru only wants to find her enslaved brother, to escape her sadistic fiance, and finally regain her life. Standing in her way are dirty police, pirates, and a formidable Captain Battousai, who seems intent on having his way, with or without her consent
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,781 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Battousai, Kaoru
Stepping Out of Shadows by KrossWinter reviews
For 11 years, Harry has been overshadowed by his brother. Now, he's going to make the world recognize that he does, in fact, exist. And he doesn't quite care what it takes, but how many gazes will he draw in doing so? Dark!Harry Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,869 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Harry P.
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 5,321 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,877 - Follows: 533 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The First Shot by halfie1981 reviews
Teddy fires the first shot in the battle for Slytherin House.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Teddy L.
One Short Story by reflecting reviews
ItaSakuSasu threesome story. AU. Being the Empress’ personal entertainer, she was quite the gift for the young Uchiha clan leader and his younger brother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,648 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 217 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Pick One by ChelleyBean reviews
How did Krum really get to be Hermione's date for the Yule Ball?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
An Attentive Older Brother by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya does his job with stunning precision.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Fans by Aixyutin - Zwei Shonagon reviews
Fans: beautiful weapons and beautiful ornaments, dancing to make their images alive. A love story. Sasuhina //Semi-sequel to HAWKING, though it is a readalone oneshot. //
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hakama Dake by Indygodusk reviews
During a heat wave, Kaoru finds herself alone, frustrated, and extremely hot. Defeated by Kenshin's friendly behavior, she gives up on his love. But she refuses to lose to the sun. Clothes start to fly, but no one's there to see, right? KBK
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,527 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete