I have read fanfiction on this site for a very long time. I thought I would grow out of it when I got older, clearly I haven't.
A bit about me:
I am a 20-something living in Poland, but no I can't speak Polish. I love to read just about anything including non-fiction.
"If you're asking a fellow to come out of room so you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd to tack a 'Sir' on to every sentence..."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you will be a mile away from them, and you have their shoes." Frieda Norris
"In heaven, all the interesting people are missing." Friedrich Nietzsche
"If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance" anonymous
"If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of the oncoming train." Robert Lowell
"There is always an easy solution to every human problem -- neat, plausible and wrong." - H.L. Mencken
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Combat magic was nearly lost art amongst humans. It left the goblins laughing when they realized things would be far easier come the next Goblin Rebellion. - Darkened Path by Paladeus
If murder is an art, let me paint you a masterpiece.