Harley'n'Joker
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Joined 10-07-08, id: 1710510
Author has written 7 stories for Legacy of Kain, Psych, Assassin's Creed, and Supernatural.
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Evolution'ry Process by leaky.oven reviews
"It was like I woke up last week and Old Shaun was back." - "So the first thing you do when faced with a beehive is step on it?" SxD, 1stPOV, SLASH
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,156 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 3/1/2011 - [Shaun H., Desmond M.] - Complete
Your World by Uruk reviews
Ezio and Leo are both masters at what they do, and both are willing to teach and learn from one another. As they spend time together, Leo wonders if Ezio could ever love him back. Assassin!Leo, Artist!Ezio. A mix of friendship, angst, and Ezio/Leonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,936 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci
The Scions of Seheron by Slashguy reviews
When dire circumstances force Anders & Fenris to work together, they slowly learn to see each other in a new light. In the tropical north, they embark on a journey they never imagined possible. M!Hawke/Fenris, M!Hawke/Anders, eventual Fenders.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 145,100 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Anders, Fenris
Will to Survive by Chocobo Goddess reviews
Nineteen years is a long time to wait for something. It's pretty much certain that if it hasn't happened by then, it might be time to move on. On the other hand, you know...'all good things', and all that.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,911 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci
Mamma, Mommy, Leonardo by heaven-angel-15 reviews
Ezio/Leo - Leonardo has always been very kind and motherly, especially to Ezio's young apprentices... and it's never turned Ezio on so much before. Fill for the ACKink!Meme.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Keeping Score by drakie cakie reviews
When Ellis and Keith reunite after the apocalypse, Nick's repressed feelings for Ellis come to the forefront in raging jealousy. But in the end, who will have Ellis? Nick/Ellis, Keith/Ellis, Nick/Keith/Ellis. This is mostly porn. Not gonna lie.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,709 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
La Mia Puttana by Beautiful Shiny People reviews
Implicated CesarexLeo, EzioxLeo, AltairxLeo, AltMal RATING CHANGED After losing everything, Leonardo owes a debt to the mafia, having to work and live at a whore house. The only way out is for the conflicting sides to go to war.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci
Future Sex Love Sounds by Saucery reviews
Steve isn't seducing Danny. Or is he?
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Bedtime by madxviolet reviews
Nick and Ellis are forced to share a bed for a night. Turns out to not be so bad. I'm bad at summaries... Definitely lots of mansecks. Don't read if you're not into that.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
I Won't Admit It by IVI o IVI o reviews
Your basic OC Original Character Smoker x Hunter story. Rated M for slight language and sexual themes. I'm not the best at summaries.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Smoker, Hunter - Complete
Obedience by MoonyXmadness reviews
cozy little bed N' breakfast, a nice hot shower, and an adorable little hick who'd do anything to earn your friend ship. Nellis oneshot.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Text Message Madness by SpookyClaire reviews
During a boring meeting Shawn decides to text Lassie. Shassie cuteness! Fourth Chapter Added! After 'Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark', Shawn is in the hospital and can't sleep, so he texts Lassie.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Asking by Kyla45 reviews
Ezio didn’t know how. Altair couldn’t conceive of it. Desmond was too stubborn. But sometimes, you have to ask for what you want. Three-shot. AltMal, EzLeo, DesShaun
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010
Awkward Predicament by SpArKyCoLa77 reviews
Lassiter is having a rough day and finds out that the best way to deal with his stress, can sometimes put you in an embarrassing situation. warning for some minor SLASH & explicit content. Shawn/Lassie
Psych - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Needed by Lornesgoldenhair reviews
House returns from the Mayfield and Wilson struggles to come to terms with his feelings. Early Season 6 Spoilers to 'Epic Fail' then AU. H/W friendship, pre-slash, slash later. First H/W story, reviews welcome
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,223 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Ginger by WingedPig reviews
Written for the Rorschach kink meme. Full prompt within. Dan/Rorschach slash. IC ? , slight AU, now with added LEMON!
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,944 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
1930 by Nixa Jane reviews
See a penny. Pick it up. Shawn/Lassiter Slash.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,134 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Courting at the Courthouse by havokwreaker reviews
Shawn could feel Lassiter’s breath, hot against his face. “Just don’t screw this one up.” He smiled, then quickly pulled away and brushed past Shawn...
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Who's really in control? by sumikokomiko reviews
In public Lassiter is always in charge, toeing the line. In public Shawn is a hurricane ready to blows away all of Lassiter's rules. But what about in private? *Story contains m/m relations, BDSM and strong imagery* Book 1 complete!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,401 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Shawn S. - Complete
Will you suck my blood? by WTFChocobos reviews
Vampires are overrunning the human race and living is required no longer save. Cid and his friend are out to stop this blody masecer. And who is this 'friend?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,264 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Underneath It All by CayshaGriffin reviews
What happens when the masks come off? Mature Batman/Joker slash. You have been warned.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
One Step Closer Away by G.E Waldo reviews
Sometimes taking one step closer to what you want can leave you farther apart than if you had not moved at all. House & Wilson SLASH. In this universe: Foreman accepted Cuddy's offer to head up his own dept., Chase works for him & Cam' for House.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
It Broke by Cinvxten reviews
What do you mean it broke?" This had to have been a joke, no way he broke the bikini, right? He couldn't be that big... right? Maybe I'll just go see for myself.... Stan X Kyle oneshot. Rated M for "Mmmm, smut."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Almost got 'im by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews
TDK Bruce gets a special visitor. Bruce/Joker. Slash M/M Nolanverse. Rated T for adult situations, language, suggestiveness. ONE SHOT. This is what happens when you underestimate a clown scorned.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Gay Chicken Dare by VickyVicarious reviews
Shawn, Gus. A bar. Lassy. And Gay Chicken Dare.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Drugged by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Carlton/Shawn WARNING: drug use, attempted rape, and some smut. "Shawn gets into a bit of trouble during an undercover assignment and Lassie has to take care of the aftermath."
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Paper Saucer by Fletset reviews
I, Kyle Broflovski, hereby declare that if three years from today I am still girlfriendless and Stan is still boyfriendless, we will start dating one another!" It might as well be mentioned that Kyle was drunk at the time. StanKyle.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Chocolate Temptations by Verlerious reviews
Another muse. It's about Cid and Vincent. It's of course a yaoi. And it has to do with chocolate. I think that's enough info.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,093 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner No, Really Guess by DeMarcos reviews
As Shawn and Carlton near their six month anniversary, Shawn breaks the news to his father. Prequel to 1,000 Paper Cranes….. Of Murder? Slash, Shassi. You were warned. REVISED 2011!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Later Days by sulferoid reviews
LassiterShawn. The pair are on a case involving smuggling, murder, prostitution, and kidnapping. Not a story for the faint of heart. Contains explicit slash, violence, language, and sex.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,636 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
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Winter s Breath reviews
"He closed his eyes in defeat and contemplated asking it for a few more minutes until exhaustion and the cold had taken his consciousness but dismissed it as a stupid idea his clouded mind had conjured to give him one final, bitter laugh." - or the one Supernatural/Werewolf fanfic I always wanted to write
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,863 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Sam W., Jessica M./Jess - Complete
Hello Gabriel reviews
"Honestly, Gabriel had thought he would spend the whole time lying on the worn-out hotel bed and imagining himself under the younger Winchester, writhing and moaning out the deepest pleasures of his heart s desire." There you have it...now with porn...and a sequel...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,926 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Carry On Stranger
Consciousness was a wonderful thing. Amazing to be exact. It was always much more fun to enjoy the fruits of your work when you d carefully and of course with the right amount of mischievousness planned them to the last detail. But right now, at this very moment, his consciousness could suck it up and screw itself royally into next week! - Sequel to Hello Gabriel...just fyi...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W.
A Fairy Tale reviews
"This is actually a wild, living fairy...Shawn! How did you get it?" the bald, black man asked rubbing his hand tentatively the teeth marks shining purple on his finger. "I baked."
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Down On Memory Lane reviews
"Shaun s staring at me like I m crazy. God...who knows? Maybe I am...who am I?" What happens when you have to question your own reality? Find it out. Rated T just to be safe.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Desmond M.
It all started reviews
What on earth: Lassie is a leprechaun who looks sexy in jeans? Shawn is a mindless drooling something? Juliet is a mean coffee-spiller? And Gus is black? Hell...oh yes, there is some groping, too. Happy Saint Patrick s Day!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
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Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - German - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete