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Joined 10-07-08, id: 1710583, Profile Updated: 03-11-10
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

This my new "leaf" as it was. I am promising to write longer chapters and up-date faster on stories i post. I promise that they will make sense as well! XD

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, asshole."

Haikus are easyBut sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people

This isn't mine but it made me lol:

"What're you doing?"

"Planning world domination."

"Really, how's that turning out for you?"

"Well, I still have yet to conquer the entire eastern side of the globe, but I'm staying positive."

- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really, who likes lemons?

- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

- When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Harry's Aunt reviews
Harry is alone in the hellhole, the Dursley's until a relative turns up as Harry's saviour, just before his third year. Who is this person? What links do they hold? Will it affect his life at Hogwarts? Please Review and tell me anything, should i finish?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,702 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., OC