Author has written 18 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Beyblade, Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Black Cat, and Final Fantasy VII.
Name: Samantha but I prefer Sam
Nicknames: Sam, Bam-Bam, Vicious
Country: UK but born in Canada
YES, I'M ALIVE!! If I don't update, it's because I'm running low on inspiration and I'm trying to re-gather my ideas or teachers are being sadistic.
Current Obsession: Star Wars Fanfic.
Recently cosplayed as Tifa Lockheart at London's MCM Expo May 2011.
Future Projects: See poll above.
Reasons for my name? I honestly just felt like it.
You notice how everywhere you go, there's all sorts of those groups like clicks? Yeah, I don't quite belong in any of them. Thank God. Not that I believe in him. Many of my friends call me a sadist because I laugh at them when something bad happens and I whined when the death scene for Romeo and Juliet wasn't realistic enough in a movie. Also I hate perverts and frequently let them know that. I have a thing about fire (I'm no pyro, I just love it) and find things exploding very entertaining. Me in a nutshell really.
"Before you can live reality, you must face the illusion." ~ Edward Elric, Bluebird's Illusion (this may be slightly off)
"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth." ~ Alphonse Elric, at the beginning of the first forty or so episodes.
"There's no 'Kai' in team, either." ~ Kai (Beyblade)
"No, alas, I am talking to trash." ~Robert (Beyblade)
"Got It Memorized?" ~Axel (Kingdom Hearts)
"You just have to remember in light is life, and in dark you better watch your ass." ~Riddick (The Chronicles of Riddick)
"Not interested." ~Cloud (Final Fantasy VII)
"You're my living legacy." ~Zack (Final Fantasy VII)
"Ahhh... You look like a bear wearing a marshmallow." ~Cloud (Final Fantasy VII)
Alright here are some of my fav pairings:
Shadow x Rouge From the Sonic The Hedgehog games (Well let's face it, Knuckles is always guarding the emerald and Rouge is always trying to steal said emerald, they'll never get together because they're too busy trying to kill each other. Plus, Shadow and Rouge rock and I personally believe that Knuckles is just too dim for her.)
Kai x Tala From the Beyblade Series (I really can't see anyone else really understanding them enough to date them and plus they're my two favs.)
Kai x Tala x Bryan From the Beyblade Series (My three favourite characters together, what's not to like?)
Ian x Spencer From the Beyblade Series (LOL! Who else could keep Ian in line?)
Naruto x Hinata From Naruto (He'll figure it out eventually, even he's not that dumb.)
Temari x Shikamaru From Naruto (She'll keep him in line.)
Neji x Tenten From Naruto (I just like it, don't ask why.)
Cloud x Zack From Final Fantasy VII (Favorite all-time pairing for FFVII, its just so sweet!)
Cloud x Sephiroth From Final Fantasy VII (Who said opposites don't attract?)
Cloud x Sephiroth x Zack From Final Fantasy VII (Favorite three characters together!)
Cloud x Vincent From Final Fantasy VII (Two ex-experiments deserve to have love!)
Vincent x Cid From Final Fantasy VII (Just too funny!)
Vincent x Yuffie From Final Fantasy VII (Same as above)
Cloud x Leon/Squall From Kingdom Hearts (Its just so sweet)
COPY AND PASTES
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are a pyromaniac and also love Kingdom Hearts 2, and as such think Axel rules, copy this into your profile. (YAY for pyros!)
If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile (Its a miracle I haven't done any of these plans yet.)
If you have your own little world, C&P (More like a whole freakin' universe!)
If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste (Sometimes? Try nearly always.)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro. (French lessons go smoother this way.)
Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?" (Ahh, what would I begin with?)
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your tail off. (Yo CBHD!)
If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this in your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, MIt-chan007, Ni-chan,vampgirl8, Kactus Wren,TheNightShadow4, The Spirit Alchemist, CleverPhoenix
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular: If you're part of the five percent who's not, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Queen S of Randomness 016, AnimeKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow 929, Crazy Billy Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactivity Bored, Spymaster E., Shanny-Boo, Gem W., Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratess writer/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, VikiofTheSpiritRealm, CleverPhoenix.
Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM (insert bishie name here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS. (ISN'T IT WRONG TO BE THAT OBSESSED?!)
If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, VikiofTheSpiritRealm, CleverPhoenix
If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile. (Let's just say Annoying people+homework=me wanting to pull my hair out!)
If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile. (Five times a day at least!)
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Torinn, marie blaze (it was a very strange new years party...), Zilo’s Blue Pen (my brother tackled me...), VikiofTheSpiritRealm (Happen's at least once a week), CleverPhoenix (maybe it wasn't a good idea to race my dogs up the stairs...)
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that stories that make fun of stereotypical fanfic ideas are funny, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen and knocked someone over on the way down, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: EschaLee (I actually knocked over 3 people...), Zilo’s Blue Pen (Can you say dominoes?), VikiofTheSpiritRealm (LOL), CleverPhoenix (Don't ask...)
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven put this in your profile. (Let's just say hexing would be useful... That and animaguses are wicked!)
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. (If that's true, the world will end, aren't I optimistic.)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (What else could you do when you got home and don't you say homework!)
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile. (Yes, that's why I've lost half of my brain cells so far.)
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. (How could people survive in the 1800s?)
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (the paragraph near the top explains.)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Black Rose Dye, Geradsredskittle666, AbbyLover, Vampire-Rabbit, VikiOftheSpiritRealm, CleverPhoenix.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile (So much for my IQ...)
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (That's what little sisters are for)
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
At least 92 percent of the American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. (At least the world would be quieter...)
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile!
You know when you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice no. 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a no. 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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