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Joined 10-07-08, id: 1710712, Profile Updated: 12-01-11
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

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Some Things About Myself

Name: Erin (sorry, no last name provided)

Age: 15 (Birthday: June 7th, 1996)

Location: XXXXXX WI, USA (thats how many letters there are in my city's name, if you wanna guess)(I am proud to live in Wisconsin, the dairy land of America)(but im leaving for New York as soon as i turn 18)

My Twitter: http://twitter.com/Blakergall578

Fave songs/Bands/Singers: When The Stars Go Blue by Ryan Adams, I'm Not A Pilot (THE BEST band EVER! in my opinion, that is. But seriously, electric cello? piano? that can only mean one thing: ...*tries to think of a worthy word to describe this awesomeness*. whatever. just go itunes them.), Jason Castro, Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap, Satellite Heart by Anya Marina, Somewhere Only We Know by Keane, If It Kills Me by Jason Mraz, The Garden by Mirah, Paramore, Evanescence, Adam Lambert, Regina Spektor, Happiness by Goldfrap, BLAKE LEWIS!!, TOM FELTON!!, and many many more...

Fave books(in no particular order after Nightlight)Sequels in (): The Summoning(The Awakening, The Reckoning- The Gathering), Raven's Gate(Evil Star, Nightrise, Necropolis), Madapple, Bitten(Stolen, Dime Store Magic, Industrial Magic, Haunted, Broken, No Humans Involved, Personal Demon, Living With The Dead, Frostbitten, Waking Of The Witch), City Of Bones(City of Ashes, City of Glass), The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Uglies(Prettys, Specials, Extras), The Host, Marked(Betrayed, Chosen, Untamed, Hunted, Tempted, Burned), The Hollow(there will be one, i just don't know anything about it :), Liar, Harry Potter(1-7),The Hunger Games(Catching Fire, Mocking Jay), TWILIGHTSUCKSTWILIGHTSUCKSTWILIGHTSUCKS!!!, Nightlight(the published parody of Twilight :)), Bonechiller, City of Ember, The Devouring(Soulstice), Peeps(The Last Days), So Yesterday, Gone(Hunger, Lies), The Harrowing, Nightworld(1-3) The Forest of Hands and Teeth(The Dead Tossed Waves), Among The Hidden(Among The Imposters, Among The Betrayed, Among the Barons, Among the Brave, Among the Enemy, Among the Free), Wake(Fade, Gone), The Amazing Book Of Useless Information, and many more.

Fave authors: Kelly Armstrong(wrote The Summoning and Bitten), Jk Rowling(wrote Harry Potter... duh), Maggie Steifvater(SHIVER!!), Jackson Pearce(Sisters Read, Sweetly, more..).

Fave TV shows: Ghost Hunters

FanFics I Wrote: The Ultimate Lemon~ the title says it all. but its not really a lemon... Meant to be funny, rated T.

The Forgotten Cough~My first Harry Potter fic. The title says it all, and its based off of a true story. Meant to be funny, rated T.

The Obvious Hiccup~Companion/Sequel to The Forgotten cough, however this one isn't based off of a true story. Meant to be funny, rated T.

The Orchestra Stare down~In Orchestra (there by punishment) Harry, Ron and Hermione get mixed up in some weird stuff... based off of a true story. Meant to be funny, rated T.

Contacts~My version of the contact scene in the Twilight movie. Meant to be funny (and to make fun of twilight, of course), rated T.

Your Bitch Refuses to Please You~ An Emmett multi shot (which pretty much explains it). Based off of a true story. Meant to be funny, rated T for the obvious reasons.

Fave Movies: ET the Extra Terrestrial (I was not a Disney kid... Aliens have always been cooler than talking mice, in my mind.), Harry Potter(*is speechless*...*cries*), Mama Mia!, Shutter Island, Alice in Wonderland, The Lovely Bones, Stick It, Avatar: The Last Airbender(I watched the show. That awesome show...), Push, The Proposal, 17 Again, Inception, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Haunting In Connecticut, Murderous Intent, and many many many many more(trust me)!

Crap That You Really Don't Need To Read But Can If You Want To:

1) I used to love American Idol, before Simon left. But Adam Lambert is still the best (next to Blake Lewis, that is)!

2) I HATE TWILIGHT. IGNORE MY PREVIOUS VIEWS OF THE BOOKS (if they can even be considered books anymore)

3) I'm addicted to twitter. I do not tweet. I follow all of those amazing Harry Potter characters (Lord_Voldemort7, _Snape_) and their lovely actors.

4) I love to bake. Cupcakes especially :P.

5) I had a paperclip named Bob that i took everywhere, but he fell out of my pocket at the park a few years ago. i am still devastated :'{.

6) My iPod's name is Hugo. i love him dearly. he is a green ipod nano. the shake 'n' shuffle kind. Now that Bob is gone, Hugo goes everywhere with me. In fact, I'm listening to him right now...

7) I wish i could just go to England right now. I HATE WISCONSIN. BRITISH PEOPLE RULE. GET ME OUT OF THIS GOSH DANG DAIRY STATE!! I DON'T EVEN LIKE MILK!

8) I LOVE GINGERS!!! Man, i wish i had red hair...

SOME NEVILLE LOVE:

1. Neville needs a Remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.
2. Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.
3. They thought of making a Neville puppet for Potter Puppet Pals ... but nobody makes fun of Neville Longbottom and wakes up the following morning.
4. Bound by the full Body-Bind curse, surrounded by Dementors and Giants with his wand snapped in half, Neville Longbottom laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
5. Not to be outdone, after Mrs. Weasley took out Bellatrix, Neville brought her back to life and killed her again.
6. Professor Quirrell didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.
7. Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment.
8. Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.
9. Neville turned Dumbledore gay.
10. Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizontal Alley.
11. Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.
12. Muggles don't know about Lord Voldemort, but they do know about Neville Longbottom.
13. Chuck Norris' boggart is Neville Longbottom.
14. Neville's patronus is Neville, because nothing else is badass enough to represent him.
15. Neville Longbottom is the reason that the Cauldron is Leaky.
16. If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.
17. Neville made Chuck Norris out of Mrs. Norris’ rib.
18. Cho Chang wasn't crying because she missed Cedric. She was crying because she was with Harry, and not Neville.
19. They said Dumbledore was the only man Voldemort was afraid of. They lied.
20. They were going to release a Neville Longbottom edition of Cluedo but the answer always turned out to be "Neville Longbottom, in the courtyard with a sword."
21. Neville Longbottom created the Department of Mysteries when he got bored with making every damn discovery.
22. Neville Longbottom cut off the Hog's Head. He was just practicing for Nagini.

~Erin


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Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 10796 - Favs: 9,388 - Follows: 9,611 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 4977 - Favs: 4,604 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Your Eyes by PPs Fabulous Slash Adventures reviews
Picks up after the bathroom scene in HBP. Harry is heartbroken after cursing Malfoy. Both boys are confused. What is going on? What will happen between Harry and Draco as their attraction builds? Slash. HPDM. Disregards DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,151 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Stolen by Elsie girl reviews
When two enemies pretend to love each other, for two very different reasons, who has fooled the heart and who has fooled themselves? The Hermione Draco story. Nearly 1,200 positive reviews. 45 chapters. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 217,829 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sanctum Sanctorum by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM. A visit to the new Divination professor leaves Harry horrified when she predicts a happy future for him and Draco. He contacts Draco to warn him that the professor might spread rumors. It only takes one pebble to start the avalanche. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 148,584 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 6610 - Favs: 4,043 - Follows: 2,128 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Scarecrow by nascently reviews
Lily wins the Felix Felicis in sixth-year Potions. It turns out her perfect day is identical to what Severus's would have been...with a catch. Canon at the beginning, then diverges.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,144 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Boy in the Hammock by galfoy reviews
Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,426 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Resilient by Mel88 reviews
Sequel to "An Aversion to Change." Voldemort's world is one of corruption, greed and betrayal. But there must be those who stand up to totalitarianism, who say no when others submit, and who survive despite their conditions. There must be the resilient.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,034 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Fall For You by Live720 reviews
What if Bella never jumped off the cliff? This story picks up from that part in New Moon. It gives Jacob his chance, finally. If Edward decides to come back, whom will Bella choose? Who is Cole and what are his motives? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 140,564 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 3936 - Favs: 4,025 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
THE HIPPO THAT COULD by ilikedharrypotterb4twilight3 reviews
what a day. what a day to remember. what a day to love. what a day to enjoy. what a day to fear. what a day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Neville L., Argus F. - Complete
It sounded like a juice box by theladyclyne reviews
Jasper visits Carlisle at work and looks for a snack. Please leave critiques and reviews, it's my first time writing for Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
An Aversion to Change by Mel88 reviews
Sent back to Hogwarts with the suspicious title of Head Boy, Draco is forced to share a dormitory with none other than Hermione Granger. With a war looming on the horizon and another danger even closer to home, their final year is anything but ordinary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,298 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
When Stravaganti go mad by princessezzy reviews
Title says it all. Very random but also quite funny, do not take seriously! Read and review please!
Stravaganza - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
The Stupidest Story EVER by LampsAreCool reviews
I'm not kidding about the title. Don't read this unless you are a raving lunatic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004
Dark Waters of Ecstasy by Starlit Night reviews
“Do you wish me to continue?” he asked, already knowing the answer. "Never stop," Hermione breathed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,626 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/29/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Contacts reviews
My version of the contact scene in the Twilight movie. Meant to be funny, rated T. R&R and Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Orchestra Stare Down reviews
One day in orchestra, there by punishment, Harry, Ron and Hermione get mixed up in some weird stuff... based off of a true story. rated T, and please R&R! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Obvious Hiccup reviews
This is the sequel/companion to The Forgotten Cough, my other story, however this one isn't based off of a true story. They are very alike. rated T because T is for cool people. R&R and Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Forgotten Cough reviews
I think the title says it all. It's based off of a true story, and it's meant to be funny. Rated T because T is for cool people. R&R and, of course, Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Ultimate Lemon reviews
this is a lemon for all people who hate lemons. remember that this is compleatly pointless and stupid. do not take it seriously. because its not meant to be serious :D. R&R. tell me everything that goes through your head as you read it :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella - Complete