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If you want to know a horrifying fact: I detest fanfic. There is only one exception and that is for Maximum Ride because I think that anything James Patterson writes can easily be topped by about anyone on this site.

Sorry for my little rant.

I hang out on the new Maximum Ride Forum.

I enjoy it if people can spell and have good grammar. However, I can't spell for beans somehow the spell check on my firefox browser got turned off and I'm still trying to figure out how to spell "definitly" or is it "definetely"? Ahh.

I love correcting peoples mistakes so if you want a beta reader, drop me a note. (ncanopus@) It'd have to be off the record though because I don't post my writing.

I like anime (currently fruits basket). I morris dance and play bari sax.


"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy

"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?" -Jean Kerr

"Silence is golden, but ductape is silver."

"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy." - Bob Hope

Things I've gotten from other profiles giggle giggle:

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

92 percent of teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984, Zeorzia, NadiaC

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Gabby510, Zeorzia, NadiaC

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that. (Oh you know you did!)

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it itno yuor pofrile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Funny Sayings:

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Red Ember by Aerileigh reviews
Ginny, captured and held at Malfoy Manor, discovers that the plans of the aristocratic family are far more wicked and ambitious than anyone, even Lord Voldemort, ever guessed. Unfortunately for Ginny, she's the pawn in the very center of them—but she's not giving in without a fight. Draco/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,279 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Through Thick and Thin by hawkstar2 reviews
After Final Warning. Flock lands in Tennessee, Max decides to stay here a little while. She overhears Iggy and Fang and their conversation shocks her. She can't see Fang the same again. The weight of the world seems to be on her shoulders now...again!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,474 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Love's Lesson by NoReins94 reviews
Max is seventeen and loving life. That is, until, a heated arguement leads to a romantic night with Fang. Now she has to face the consequences that she cannot undo. Title is subject to change.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,677 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Consequences of Truth or Dare by pinkprincess23 reviews
This is my first fanfiction. It is about all of the consequences that occur when the flock plays truth or dare. The whole story may not even be about truth or dare. FAX and slight EGGY. Review please! Tell me if I need to change the rating!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008
Two Lives by Totally-Yatal reviews
The sequal is up guys! :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 27,410 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
MR 5: End Game Wanna Play? by mfingatfan reviews
Author's Note again... READ, READ, READ! Need some direction on the sequel that you have been waiting for. Oh - and if you haven't read the story, READ that too! Flock battles baddies - lots of action, adventure, humor, romance FAX - you'd like!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 136 - Words: 106,536 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
Swimming Lessons by Feather Silverymoon reviews
Frodo teaches Sam to swim on the way to Buckland. He discovers his own truth along the way.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Maximum Saving by foxermit reviews
The flock kicks Max out of the flock. 4 years later she has a new life and a new family. What happens when some people from the past show up and stir up a whole new set of problems? Read & Review
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,598 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Blind by Reona-chan reviews
He couldn't see, couldn't see the look on my face, couldn't see the joy he brought me. And yet, he would smile, absentmindedly - beautifully. Fang/Iggy slash!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
The Art of Treachery by nathan-p reviews
Fang/Max, Fang/Omega. As part of an elaborate plot by Itex, Omega and Fang escape a School-like facility together. Fang falls in love. Hilarity and fluff ensues. Post-bk. 3. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,357 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - [Fang, Omega] - Complete