If you want to know a horrifying fact: I detest fanfic. There is only one exception and that is for Maximum Ride because I think that anything James Patterson writes can easily be topped by about anyone on this site.
Sorry for my little rant.
I hang out on the new Maximum Ride Forum.
I enjoy it if people can spell and have good grammar. However, I can't spell for beans somehow the spell check on my firefox browser got turned off and I'm still trying to figure out how to spell "definitly" or is it "definetely"? Ahh.
I love correcting peoples mistakes so if you want a beta reader, drop me a note. (ncanopus@) It'd have to be off the record though because I don't post my writing.
I like anime (currently fruits basket). I morris dance and play bari sax.
"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy
"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?" -Jean Kerr
"Silence is golden, but ductape is silver."
Things I've gotten from other profiles giggle giggle:
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
92 percent of teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984, Zeorzia, NadiaC
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Gabby510, Zeorzia, NadiaC
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that. (Oh you know you did!)
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If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love reading, copy this into your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.