Duppy Conqueror
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Joined 10-07-08, id: 1711025, Profile Updated: 01-13-11
Author has written 11 stories for CSI: Miami, and Mentalist.

When reading, please check your "isms", your "phobics", your "ians" and your "anities at the door. The yarn you're enjoying will snag less that way.

Thank you for reading. I appreciate it more than I can say.

Is it peace?

It is peace.

What have you heard?

Peace.

What have you seen?

Peace.

Peace. Peace.

Kallaha. Kallaha. Kallaha.

That is all.

And remember, stay calm and mind the gap!

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El Scorcho reviews
An AU piece set in a world where Red John does not exist, and Lisbon's father didn't kill himself. Would they still meet? Of course they would, this is how. I tried to keep elements from the show in the story, but I switched them up a little. R&R please!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,929 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Conversion reviews
It's been over a year since Jane shot Red John. The ladies on the team are trying to put it all behind them. Grace's methods are vexing Jane, while Lisbon's are just plain intriguing him. R/R
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,068 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
World Your Rock Tonight reviews
Post ep. for 3.10. The line, "I'm just a little home. Can you take me drunk?" needs a follow up. T for now, but M in later chapters. Happy Holidays! R/R
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,013 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Sappho's Puzzle reviews
Set during Jane's 1st few months w/ the CBI and then 4 years later. It nods to Sherlock Holmes pastiche and romance novels. Jane wants to know if Lisbon and her team are capable of capturing Red John. This is how he finds out just how capable she is. R/R
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,569 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Leather and Lace reviews
I was formerly DerekRiffchynsAssistant, now I'm The Duppy Conqueror. Set post "Into the Wind". Here's my take on how Eric and Calleigh's talk went after the credits rolled and also an explanation for Ryan's weight. E/C and R/V R/R
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Calleigh D., Eric D. - Complete
Birkat HachamaFlo Rida Style reviews
Set in S7. No Jesse, no Walter. Valera and Ryan are dealing with impending parenthood and the Russian mafia and now it's Passover. Eric's still around, Dave the A/V tech is present and Travers rocks the house. R/V, hints of E/C and N/Travers.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Maxine V., Ryan W.
Very Necessary reviews
A Valera-centric piece Set in season 3. Speed's dead and Ryan finds himself competing with a dead man outside of work. Hints of Speed/Valera, eventual Valera/Ryan. Had to repost due to rating foibles, it's T for now, maybe definitely M later. R/R
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,809 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Maxine V., Ryan W.
Evenings with Lenny reviews
Set between Ryan's firing and his reinstatement. What's a guy to do when advice is coming from all sides? Listen to Lenny. RaVe, R&R. T for now, but maybe M later, depending on your take on things.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,470 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Ryan W., Maxine V.
Civil Service reviews
Ryan and Valera are foster parents, Eric and Calleigh are happy together, a fic set in the near future in which the world continues on, and some of us give, but most of us take and too few of us chose to serve.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Ryan W., Maxine V. - Complete
What Not To Wear reviews
Like you haven't noticed how awful the suits on this show are. Valera has, and she's going to break Ryan of the habit whatever it takes. Pretty PG except for use of the F Word. Set during "Ambush" and "All In" in S6.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Maxine V., Ryan W. - Complete
Hey Little Girl, I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend reviews
My first attempt at this. Dan's there even thou it's set in or around season 7. I just miss the little guy. He got a tough break. E/C, R/V and maybe Price/Cooper. R/R
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,929 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Maxine V., Ryan W. - Complete