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Author has written 4 stories for Pucca.

Aug 25, 2009 - Grraah!! So busy. I had to go to my grandparent's house, and there was no internet! Don't worry, I haven't ditched this site, and I'm still writing. I'll log on when I can. xD

December 11, 2009 - I went on a long hiatus. Plus, something I don't care to discuss happened, and I'm feeling depressed. Sorry, I don't know whether I'll be able to write anymore.

Hi! x3 This be my page you stumbled on. It's where I put stuff about myself. Umm, my name is Kathleen, but you can call we Pancake...or Waffle...or whatever. anyway, I'm 15, I like anime, and cute things, and anything Shin-ey. I'm Half Nigerian Half Japanese. n_n Huzzah for mixed nationalities! Anywaaay, I'm a Christian, but i'm not biased or racist. Oh and Um, I love Touch Detective and any game with hilarious antics and/or huge eyes and anthropomorphic beings. And Pucca!

BTW, I'm not very confident, so don't mistake me for being haughty.

Interests: Pucca, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Shiney things, kawaii, glitter, chocolate, Pucca, Music, Total Drama Island, A Series Of Unfortunate Events, Chronicles Of Narnia, deviantart, Hello Kitty, Pucca, Demi Lovato, Ashley Tisdale,Touch Detective,Pucca, Pucca,Pucca, Pucca,Pucca, Pucca,Pucca, Pucca,Pucca, Pucca, Pucca, Pucca, Pucca, Pucca, Pucca, Pucca Did I mention Pucca?

Why do we sleep in Church, but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it easy to ignore a Godly message, yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to send this? Or are you going to ignore it, because you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember, God is always watching you. 80 of you won't send this. Jesus said: "If you deny Me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father"

-just a letter sent to me by my friend-

If you cried while you read this, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Littlewhisker, Milana Despana, PancakePuff

My faith: Jesus:
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

º◦۰•- HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG -•۰◦º

"I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love."

If you believe that homophobia is wrong, copy and re post this into your blog/profile.

~Favorite Songs~

Simple and Clean - Utada Hikaru

Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne

Butterfly - Aqua

Barbie Girl - Aqua

Harajuku Girl - Gwen Stefani

Siren - Nana Kitade

~Quotes~

"The end of the line starts at the end!"

"Tell me the definition of love."

"A potato is a highly dangerous weapon in the hands of an idiot."

"You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try."

"I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it."

"Dream a dream that has never been dreamed."

"L' amour crepes Suzette."

"Live your life like you only have one day left to live."

"You are what you eat. So does that mean I'm a pudding cup for today?"

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."

“When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.”

"Unless someone like you cares an awful whole lot, nothing's going to change. It's not."

Read and rate my stories please! :3

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and thats why I don't go there anymore

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Effective Ways On How To Annoy/Scare/Weird Out The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.) (as seen in all-hail-the-jello's profile)

1. Repeat everything the person says in a question.
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World." incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh no, not now, not motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say, "I wonder what all these do." and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
25. Ask every passenger that goes up if you can press the button for them.
26. Log on to a computer, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
27. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
28. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
29. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
30. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
31. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
32. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
33. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, and then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
34. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
35. Send e-mails constantly to the person next to you.
36. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
37. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
38. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
39. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
40. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
41. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
42. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
43. Swat at flies that don't exist.
44. Dance, while drumming noisily against the walls.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(PRETTY-ish? ''_)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(I'M NO VAMPIRE! D:

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bitch.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (I am not anArsonist!)
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)And also, whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

PancakePuff, raptorjesus, bleedman

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

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If you think that Zanessa sux copy and paste this into yor profile and add your name:LaShLeYFoReVeR, Sharpay, just1morekiss222, xoPuccaGirl14ox, PancakePuff

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If you support Ashley Tisdale and dislike Vanessa Hudgens, put this in your profile.

If you HATE the sickeningly fluffy pairing that is Troyella, copy and paste this in your profile.

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. i love my friends!

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. i

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and thats why I don't go there anymore

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life...wow... That is scary!

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. (Thank you great grandpa! You sank the Titanic!)

THE KH SURVEY

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Marluxia. :P

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Larxene. I love her hair. :)

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Luxord. If you're gonna put a guy who gambles in an organization full of good looking nobodies, DO IT RIGHT!!

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi. She's so...yucky. But I still like her, she's just not as loved as the other characters.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Traverse Town.

6. Least Favorite World?

Hollow Bastion - Too much of a dump for my tastes. (Still luff, you Bastion!!)

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

OathKeeper - It's just so cool. xD

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Monochrome - It's cute, but it blinds me with it's pipe-likeness.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Stitch - FTW.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Shadow. Or Anti. Or whatever it's called.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

AkuRoku-Awesome. That is all.

SoRiku-Cute.

Zemyx- They go together.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Xigbar/Luxord-Not my cup of tea.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

None. Yet.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Larxene/Lexaeus- They have similar names, but seriously, Poor Larxene!!

DemyxXigbar-Ewwww

AxelRiku-No thanks!!

DonaldGoofy- Ugh.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

When fangirls try to sell me crappily-made dolls, when there is something much better sitting next to them. Then they get all butthurt and call me mean. D:

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Partner? Wut teh freak are you talkin' about? :

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

They were made for each other. ;)

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

NO!! His hair covers half his face!! He rarely (if ever) smiles!! He's the most perky, bubbly bumble-bee I've ever seen! O:

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Duh. PINK hair. FLOWER power. But he'd be straight for me. ;D

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Of course. But I still admire her.

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why

Olette. She reminds me of Aerith, who likes spike-headed guys, and Roxas is like, the prince of spiky heads, so yeah. :

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Never played.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

See above. :/

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Roxas. I luff him the most. -drool-

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Kairi. We're both trying to get with a guy that will NEVER notice us. x3

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

When my mom thought Sora was a little girl. I almost choked in laughter.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

I would like to cosplay as Namine, or Riku.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Hayner called Roxas a bonehead. Makes me think of his cute face and some crazy huge white bone instead of his normal head. xD

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth. T-T

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The fact that Donald's voice was slightly more annoying. HATE to hear that when I'm sleepy.

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Marluxia is mine, and Zexion would NEVER date you, as with the rest of the hawt characters. so looks like you get UGLY MOUSTACHE Luxord.

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx?

Demyx FTW.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi. So whiny, honey-dipped and annoying, YOU GOTTA LOVE HER.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

SoRiku.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas. Namiku is weird and slightly impossible.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

AkuRoku.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream.

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cleon. W00T.

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Aerith belonged to Zack! You hear me?! ZACK!! An underrated AWESOME character!! ZACK!! So shut up all you Clerith fans!! Grrr...

Plus CloTi is cuter. 0:

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean. No comparison whatsoever.

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Axel, Roxas, Demyx, Sora, Riku, Cloud, Leon

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Pucca. So start writing because I'm too lazy!

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel and Cissnei (Both redheads, identical weapons, FACE IT!!)

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

385/2 DAYS!! ALL ABOUT THE AKUROKU!!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2, Because I get to see Roxas~!

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The fact that all the guys are definitely queer, although it's never said so you feel it's mocking you and staring you in your face, laughing. (SERIOUSLY, unscramble Xemnas and you will soon find Man-Sex, or Sex-Man. They might as well make a hentai version. Though I'd be too embarrassed to buy it, let alone touch it xD)

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THIS SURVEY! PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR ANSWERS! SPREAD THE KH-FEVER ACROSS FANFICTION.NET!


If you have ever been so obsessed with something everyone became scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend are insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.mo.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Tristen1497,crimson.tears.i.shed, EowynsPen, ilovewriting23

If you think being unique is cooler then being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke should have the nickname, "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" Copy this into your profile

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If you have ever pushed a door that clearly said PULL, copy this into your profile.

If you think those damn spoiled kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

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If you would dump your boyfriend/girlfriend upon learning they are racist, copy this into your profile.

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I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

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If You are Crazy and you know you are copy this and Paste it to your profile

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If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, red-headed psychopaths wanted, No Heart To Follow, Puddingcup, Kit-Kat Punk-lover, mello rox my sox, EowynsPen, ilovewriting23, PancakePuff

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If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.

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If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can type over 30 words per minute, paste this to your profile.

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quite room, add this to your profile

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read muliple books at the same time copy and paste this into your profile

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

Trying is the first step toward failure

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

This isn't just goodbye, this is I can't stand you.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?...

IF you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into a file

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God bless you all and write your stories for him!!

What the Organization thinks of me (comments are in bracket):

I. Xemnas: "Somewhat annoying, but very powerful and swift. Overall a good addition to the Organization." (Thanks, I think...)
II. Xigbar: "She's a helluva lot of fun to hang out with!"(Thanks, surfer pirate man! :D)
III. Xaldin: "I don't like her. All she does is attract attention, and she doesn't take anything seriously." (Well get used to it, sister.)
IV. Vexen: "A feisty brat, but still very valuable to our cause." (Damn straight. ;D)

V. Lexeaus: "Hm. I don't talk to her much. She's a bit of a prankster, but when the going gets tough she knows how to take charge." (But pranking is FUN! D:)

VI. Zexion: "Sometimes it seems as though she just wants attention, but I feel there is more to her than that. She's very friendly and a strong ally." (Why thank you, Zexy. :P )

VII. Saix: "Nothing but a pest." (Well...Your hair is yucky!! D:

VIII. Axel: "She's a fiery load of fun! We're always goofing off and playing pranks on the other members." (W00T!! -Hi 5- pranksters for life!!)
IX. Demyx: "She's so cool. I wish I could be as confident as her. I kinda have a crush on her, but I'd never tell..." (Aaaw, I luff you too, Dem-Dems...:"D -snugglehug-)
X. Luxord: "Ha! She plays cards like she was born with an Ace in her hand. Sometimes she grates on my nerves, but she's my favorite gambling partner." (Yo damn SKIPPY!! >D)
XI. Marluxia: "She trampled my flower garden! I hate her! (My slingshot was in your rose garden. Please don't hate me. ;_;)

XII. Larxene: "She has a sassy mouth and no respect for authority... I like her already." (Is that necessarily a good thing?)
XIII. Roxas: "She can be cool, but sometimes I feel like she thinks she's better than me."(Lolwut.)

The quiz: http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/5294237/what-does-organization-xiii-think-of-you-for-girls

I luff u all! :) Cheers! PancakePuff~

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Strawberry Suprise by Meeshi reviews
Sequel to Seducing Strawberry. Ichigo spent two years away in England, now she returns back to her friends and family... but will she be the same person? Will her heart still belong to Ryou? Or has someone else moved in and filled that hole?
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Gura's aventures in Sooga by captainwii reviews
I heard about Garu's little Brother. So I decided to do a fanfic staring him. Please review! OC introduced at chapter 5. -hiatus-
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Obsession by xXFlutterbyXx reviews
Roxas has moved around all his life into dusty old houses, and he hates it. But this new/old house just might be concealing a dark secret that is more than Roxas bargained for. Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,459 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
I don't like your girlfriend by Butters-St0tch reviews
GaruxTobe WARNING: DIFFERENT fanfic. If you want Garu and Tobe to stay enemies forever, don't read this fanfic.
Pucca - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008
Garu Gets Served! by SingingxCheese reviews
A new, rico-suave type guy comes to town and tries to steal Garu's 'Pretty Boy' status! What happens when he tries to steal Pucca? Read and Review!
Pucca - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/22/2008
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Funny Love Relocation! reviews
After the Guh-Rong is burned down, Pucca and her uncles plus Garu , move to another village while their own is being rebuilt. However, will this new village kill them first? Rating may change.
Pucca - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009
Ask The Pucca Clan! reviews
Hello, and welcome! We will be asking characters in Pucca some questions! Humor and embarrassment will happen!
Pucca - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009
Sugar Bits reviews
Pucca gives Garu a present. A little one-shot. Pucca/Garu. R&R Please!
Pucca - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
Inches reviews
Garu asks if he can stay at Pucca's place for a while. A small oneshot. R&R!
Pucca - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete