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I NEED A BETA! SO ANYONE WHO WANTS TO PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME! Thank you guys! Krystyn

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem..
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe..
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser..
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover..
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework.
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
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I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

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Keep Moving Forward by AriesFireQn reviews
Bella moves to Forks and Edward falls hard. Edward vows to win her over by any means necessary. She finds powerful strength from her past that helps her. Learning that she will keep moving forward. Rated M for later. I OWN NOTHING.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,164 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Our Mother by The-Major's-Lieutenant reviews
Bella is a natural mother due to her past she's a vamp whose lonely when she ventures to La Push on accident she hopes for death but becomes the pack mom. What will happen when the Cullens return to forks. Bella and Carlisle - main pairing. Rated M for later chapters. EDITED AND REVAMPED.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,904 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 3/3/2010 - [Bella, Carlisle] [Seth, Zafrina]
What Lies Within by Jaspers Sex Kitten reviews
Edward is caught cheating w/Rose. Bella's darkside appears. Carlisle banishes them forever, but what happens when they return? Then a new threat appears. Did we forget Victoria? Can the Cullen's save Bella? Team Emmett Story! Rated M for Language/Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,202 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Emmett, Bella
My Lover Bear by CullenBoyzAreMyLifeNow reviews
when Jasper is Bella's brother and they move into a house with Alice and Emmett who are also brother and sister.... let's just say, nock before entering. but if there's a tie on the door dont bother at all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Forever Mine by MidnightHalo reviews
When the Volturi is destroyed Demetri is left to protect Aros only daughter. When she's suddenly kidnapped, adopted, and thrown into a life of abuse and torture will she find her escape in the brokenhearted Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 334,192 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Jasper, Demetri - Complete
Midnight Refreshment by Edward'sLittleTemptress reviews
One night while the family is hunting,a highly frustrated Bella stops by the kitchen for a midnight refreshment to quench her thirst. Little does she know that another one of her cravings is about to get taken care of as well.1shot.Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,680 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Dizzygrl28 reviews
Carlisle re-thinks his teaching job when a new student walks into his class. Carlisle/Bella. Continued from the originally written one-shot entry to Kittenmischief's H.B contest. CONTAINS LEMONS! AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,603 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
The Bear and the Lamb by Cornsilk reviews
What exactly is the pursuit of happiness? My pursuit of happiness, was one word and one word only, Edward. Or so I thought... A Emmett and Bella story. WARNING: REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS, STRONG LANGUAGE, AND SEXUAL CONTENT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,751 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Her Hostage by tragicromance reviews
Set in Eclipse when Alice takes Bella "hostage" while Edward's away. Alice and Bella realise their true feelings for each other.... *Alice/Bella* New Chapters to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
In my hands by Queenbeth2 reviews
all human. Bella is the girl that everybody wants to be. Edward is the boy that nobody notices. An agreement to help with homework leads to a romance that neither of them can have, but sometimes it's hard to have a happy ending. ExB please read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 138,766 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Royale by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
Jasper/Bella - AU, AH, Slightly OOC – Bella works her butt off for a gentlemans bar - Royale - to provide for her family but she learns some unfortunate details about her husband & turns to the one true friend she has. Rated M for future lemony goodness..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Desperation by bella c'ella luna reviews
One-shot, pure smut/lemon. After Jasper almost attacks Bella at her birthday party, he comes to her room to apologize. They try to acclimate Jasper to Bella's scent so that he isn't as affected by her, but their plan goes awry. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
FORGET by acdhnt reviews
Takes place during new moon. When Edward left Bella she was heart broken and she decides to get some closure from the Cullen house. She thought it would be empty but there was someone there...Lemony.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
Forks aint so bad by xox-cullen-xox reviews
Bella gets sent to live with her dad because her mum can't handle her..M for drink,drugs, and general partying and possible lemons.. Cullens are vamps but can still drink and stuff. Bellaxjasper .Review please! Neary 1000 hits ! yet only 13 reviews!r&r!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper
You need to shower by The Forgotten Lover reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened when Alice had to help Bella take showers? Well here is my mind's interpretation. Femmeslash Alice/Bella, set at the beginning of New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,689 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Open Padlock by mercedesfrk1121 reviews
Bella is not fully satisfied with Edward after she becomes a vampire.She then starts to look else where for release. Very lemony. D\s.Read if you dare my first fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,679 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Vampire Truth Or Dare: Of Desks And Disorder by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella and Emmett break into the school after hours, intending to spend the night as part of a dare. Easy enough, for two vamps who don’t need sleep…except when their feelings get out of control. title has little to do with story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
I want to redo my life by BellaWhitlock reviews
25 yr-old Bella Swan hasn't been home in 6 yrs. Graduating from Dartmouth, she now works at Forks Community Hospital avoiding Doctor Edward Cullen, ex-husband. Married as teens, what went wrong? Can they love again? AU AH OOC Please read/review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,653 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
Sincerely Yours by rayne.love reviews
Wake up and Let go of feelingsthat i have for you it is easiler said then done...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella
Be My Escape by HaileyWilliamsrocksmysocks reviews
Edward is abusive to Bella, and thinks she is just a prize, not a person. He hurts her, and she doesn't have anyone to turn to. She feels utterly alone. Until that one day, when she finds her escape. All human. BellaXJasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,753 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Jasper, Bella
The Black Keys by KSRF reviews
Fame, money, music, the works. Edward, Rosalie, Jasper and Emmett lead a pampered life, being the new top Rock band in America two years running. But money can't buy it all, and Edward starts to realize that. But can a new strange girl change his life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,972 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008
AIM with the cullens! by edward.cullen.luv reviews
i know, its an overused plot and not very storyish! give it a chance! fun& random!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008
Love Is A Sin by carlisleismybaby reviews
What happens when the one reason why you had to move to Forks is the same reason you might have to go live in La Push....What happens when the lovely Isabella Swan falls for the handsome Dr. Carlisle Cullen.....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,671 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Vampire Heart by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. vampires have enslaved humans. Edward comes to the Center to get his first human and finds Bella, immune to his mind reading and rebellious. He takes her, planning to learn more about her strange behavior. Full Summery inside. ExB JxA COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,541 - Reviews: 2329 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful by fifthofnovember reviews
House/Cameron - Starts at "All In", vaguely episode related. Character analysis cleverly concealed as smut. Graphic sex and other mature themes included in the series, readers 18 and up only please. Now complete.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,033 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Muffin Man by JustBiteMePLease reviews
When Bella's sexy new neighbor insists on teasing her, she bakes him muffins. And he takes a bite. AU AH Bella/Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Mine by LexusGrey reviews
Bella/Rosalie one-shot. Rated M for good reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
i dont know doc you have ta tell me when i'm gone by deathpenity17 reviews
After homework was done and Edward runs back home, Bella suddenly noticed that her diary is missing. So wha she do? Break in the Cullen's house. Easy right? Yeah. Along with guard dogs with fangs, trapdoors, and 7 bloodthirsty vampire family. Yeah! SEE HO
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Carlisle, Bella
Midnight Margaritas by Writerwithabite reviews
Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,085 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU.When he was changed, Carlisle left behind a little girl. Bella shows up 300 years later and ends up finding a little more than a happy reunion with her father when she meets Edward. Can he deal with someone wanting his baby girl? ExB please read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,287 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella and Carlisle decide to continue their relationship. Post Nightmare. Bella/Carlisle. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! Rating for sexual content. Written for my Twilight20 prompt: Secret. Complete. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
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It's Been A While reviews
Carlisle and Jasper Move back to Fork's. Bella is a vampire, who is living in the Cullen's house.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Testing Out Waters reviews
Bella and Edward end up testing out waters. :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life, Lies and Love reviews
Bella is 20 when she moves to Fork's. Jasper is dating a girl names Madison. Esme and Carlisle don't like her so much.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Your Arms Feel Like Home reviews
Bella, Jasper, Alice, Edward and Emmett are Best friends. But Bella has a huge crush on Emmett. Emmett don't notice at all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett
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