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Joined 10-08-08, id: 1711326, Profile Updated: 11-30-09

I'm 24. I'm just really, really immature.

I like long walks and sci fi movies.

And twific.

And talking about all of those things.

I have twitter and not a clue what to do with it. Feel free to talk at it though.

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20130 - Favs: 13,058 - Follows: 5,433 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14510 - Favs: 11,810 - Follows: 5,454 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7301 - Favs: 4,140 - Follows: 3,787 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14603 - Favs: 10,516 - Follows: 7,869 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yes, Mistress by mskathy reviews
This is a romantic BDSM fic primarily revolving around 2 female characters.Rose is Mistress and Pet is not revealed for a few chapters. This will cover their vanilla life, play parties, other partners, etc. Lemons, adult!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,342 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 4981 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Playing God and the Vampire of the Odd by dreaminspired reviews
We were killing the planet. So the Volturi ordered death for most of mankind. I expected Edward to take my life when we first met, not guard over it. It was the beginning of many shocking events. Post-apocalyptic tale; full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,225 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14243 - Favs: 15,252 - Follows: 8,283 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brown Study by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's dreams have a way of coming true. But what will she do when the man she dreams of appears in her life as a boy who is less than ideal? Will finding him mean losing her BFF, Jane? Does knowing the future change the present? Rated M for adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 142,197 - Reviews: 7713 - Favs: 2,466 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 2953 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5691 - Favs: 6,465 - Follows: 3,725 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Pain to Miss by HelenahJay reviews
Carlisle told Edward it was his decision to try and extract the venom from Bella's wrist in the ballet studio. Edward decided not to. E/B, Post-Twilight AU, canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,090 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
I'm Sure by littlesecret84 reviews
My o/s for Cupid's Little Ficsters. Edward waits for Bella to show up at the movies every Wednesday and Sunday, just to stare at her for a few hours. What happens when these awkward kids finally speak a few days before the Valentine's Day dance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,482 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Price of Balance by averysubtlegift reviews
Bella is a girl with a tragic past.The mysterious Edward sweeps in and seems to be balancing out some of the bad in her life.But can love really heal wounds,and what is the real price of balance?Will they be able to pay it?AU - Edward is not human or vamp
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,809 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Walter Cannon's Theory, Expanded by Temptation's Girl reviews
Edward's working the night shift, trying to gain experience before his first year of medical school. He might learn more than he expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,127 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Edward
Psychotic SuperPowered Vampirism by Pastiche Pen reviews
Uh, "Edward never came back," and Bella goes crazy. Not just "hearing a hot voice in my head" crazy but medically insane. Yeah, and she has a superpower and wants revenge. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,644 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Shadow of a Wing by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
A snowstorm. A delayed flight. Christmas Eve. Not the best time to run into that guy from high school who ignored you in bio class. Written for Gondolier and Profmom72 for Twilight Gift Exchange. Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Olympic Rain and Novocain by AddiCakes reviews
A waitress's pain, a bartender's secrets, & one fateful night. "The silken lilt flowing from his flawless lips envelopes her…soothes her…rocks her gently back and forth…until the tingly sensation fades into numbness. Numb. Like Novocain." AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,468 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yes, Mistress Outtakes by mskathy reviews
An outtake from the main Yes, Mistress story. BDSM, lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,525 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/5/2010
AoC Outtakes, Future Shots, and Random Stuff by littlesecret84 reviews
Outtakes, future shots, and fun I've had with Bella and Edward from Age of Consent.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,558 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2104 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 2,841 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2552 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Memento Mori by Rosette-Cullen reviews
I guess at some point everyone has to do something long term that they hate or regret every moment of. I happened to be in that situation." How far would you go to insure a safe, realiable future, even if there was pain and cheating involved? M, AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,126 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Delta of Mercury by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
Emmett contemplates Rosalie's silence, practical dreams and airplane peanuts. A short story with the Tropic kids for the Twilight Twenty-five Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
The Anti Pleasure Dissertation by colacherry reviews
She's a feminist, he's a realist. Watch them grow and develop as they learn and challenge each other through differing ideas about sexuality and life in general. AH ADULT THEMES, LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,578 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8720 - Favs: 14,240 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
EARTHQUAKE! by Thallium81 reviews
When a virgin is kidnapped in the jungles of Isle Esme, a daring anthropologist rushes in to the rescue. But will they be able to escape the island before falling victim to the predators, natives, and pirates? AH EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save You by socact reviews
Edward is a brilliant, troubled doctor who uses medicine to escape his past, until he meets a beautiful patient whose mysterious, debilitating disease challenges everything he knows about life and death. Can he save her? Can she save him? AH, ExB, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,109 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Same Time Next Year by socact reviews
Edward and Bella meet year after year, same place and time, escaping from their lives and the people in it. What happens as the years go by? Will something come between them, bringing their ritual to an end? A/H, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,492 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
From Innocence to Experience by Thallium81 reviews
Bella was perfectly content with life in Forks until she lost her best friend Alice. Now a dark figure lurks in the shadows. Bella suspects that Edward knows more than he is letting on, but how can she solve the mystery if he keeps avoiding her? AU/Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,274 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7675 - Favs: 9,026 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Someone Else’s Memoirs by a certain slant of light reviews
Their skin is sun-starved marble, streaked beneath the surface with pinstripes of raw red — carved by loss, honed by grief. But every vampire, new or old, heals eventually. ჯ JasperBella. post-eclipse AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,741 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete