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Joined 10-08-08, id: 1711392, Profile Updated: 10-05-14
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight.

My name is Audrey.
I am a Senior in college this year. Majoring in Geology!

I love Twilight and a million other books. But lately I've become less of a fan. I've have like zero time to read. School full time work full time studying = no books - no time to read :(

Currently I think I'm slowly becoming team Jacob... (Okay totally team Jacob all the way) :D
Love to read any stories or poem about twilight on fanfiction.net. But again I haven't had time lately.

I'm not finishing The Bachelorette because... well im stuck and I never really have time..Plus i'd rather write one shots or poems...Sorry :(

Lately I have gotten back into Princess Diares FF. :) Mia and Michael

I love to read.
All kinds of books
girlier books
science fiction
romance
humor
horror
ect...
I HATE nonfiction HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT !!
war storys
and pretty much all of the stuff teachers make you read and do report and stuff on like
Erenset Hemingway
'Old Man and The Sea'
'Farewell to Arms'
I haven't read the other ones but I know I want like them...
1984 (actually pretty good kinda slow)
scarlett letter (nice idea total bore though)
...ect
although after I got through 1984 I liked it. I liked to kill a mocking bird and can't think of the other one lol. (but those aren't nonfiction but still)

Rocket Boys/ October Sky was awesome. You should really read it. The orginal book is october skys, then re-made the book same stuff with rocket boys as the title. The movie is good to but I say read the book 1st or you will not like it.

I love math it's my favorite and best subject
anyways
I
think
that
is
about
it!!

Any questions just ask... send a message or something :) :0) :)


(((THINGS TO REMEMBER)))

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Sometimes your knight in shining armor turn out to be a retard in tin foil.


(((Things to Ponder)))

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's
only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra
penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


(((Poems)))

Went To A Party Mom

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!"
So I love you and good-bye.


DO NOT STAND AT MY GRAVE AND WEEP
Do not stand at my grave and weep;
I am not there. I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am diamond glints on snow.
I am sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle Autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush.
I am the sweet uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry.
I am not there. I did not die.


Message to the world:

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up, I was BLACK, When I'm sick, I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK, When I'm cold, I'm BLACK, When I die, I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born, you were PINK, When you grow up, you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun, you turn RED, When you're cold, you turn BLUE, And when you die, you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)


Daddy's Poem:
Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,
Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,
Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,
What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,
And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,
About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.
There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently,
Anxious in their seats.
One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,
To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,
Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.
"Where's her daddy at?"
She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,
And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,
And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,
But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,
All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.
He loved to tell me storys, he taught me to ride my bike,
He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,
And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.
'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,
I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,
Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.
And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,
Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,
Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,
She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,
And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.
You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,
When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"
And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.
And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,
A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,
Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.
"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,
And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.
Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,
But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrent, long-stemmed, pink rose.
And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,
And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.


(((Copy and paste)))

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with Jacob and you don't want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever walked into a pole, copy this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse memorized, copy this onto your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have gotten hit by a basketball, soccer ball, baseball, or volleyball, more than 5 times, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten hit by a car... that was parked, copy and paste this into your profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile..

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen forewards off of a chair, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

IF you find nothing wrong with likeing Jacob, copy this into your profile

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like Subway, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

(((More poems)))

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

((10 Ways to...)))

10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale

10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.

And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?

1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.

10 ways to annoy Bella Swan

10. Ask about Eric.
9. Ask about Mike.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the white pages she looked for fake fan boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her... happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong and, she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know the real reason she married Edward- the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Video tape the reaction.

10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black

10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.

And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?

1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.


{{{Thing Bella should have tought about}}}

While Jacob would be admiring your soft blush, Edward would be resisting the urge to suck your blood

While Jacob would be able to warm you up on a cold winter day, Edward would freeze you to death

While Jacob faces problems head-on, Edward runs away, and then when things get worse, tries to kill himself

While Jacob is thinking about you even when he's sleeping, Edward is watching you sleep

While Jacob supports any decision you make, Edward tries to control every aspect of your life

While Jacob is sweet and cheerful, Edward is arrogant and dramatic

While Jacob will do anything for the love of his life, Edward will let her slip away

Really Stephenie? Edward over Jacob...


You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the T
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

(((copy and paste)))

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile.

(((STEREOTYPES)))

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think peopleshould just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I
have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED


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The Natural Choice by ladybug89 reviews
What if Jacob was already a wolf when the Cullens left and he was the one to find Bella in the woods? What if Bella was Jacob's imprint? My first multi chapter story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,786 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Our Path by Noini reviews
this is the sequel to The Right Path. now that Jake and Bella are the Alpha Pair will there be changes in pack Life? Will vampires keep away or is there something worse out there? J/B S/L
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 94,648 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
In The End by AnnikaMalfoy reviews
Part 4 of the Without You Series. Fifteen years after the events of Miles. Edward has been the model Volturi guard member. But what happens when Edward is asked to kidnap Melanie Callahan for Aro? Who is she? And why does Edward feel so close to her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 94,946 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Edward - Complete
Halfway Home by Misiu reviews
Jasper's a farmer and is left alone while his wife Alice,chases her dreams in Hollywood.Bella's trying to run away from her Mother to Hollywood.Her car breaks down close to Jasper's home town.Will Jasper's heart be fixed before Bella's car?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,539 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Happiness is a State of Mind by ocasille reviews
Bella's pursuing her dream of becoming a nurse & in the process learning not to be so co-dependent, Jacob's rediscovering his love for football. Now it's their turn to be normal, to be happy. But life's never really that simple, is it? Natural Path sequel
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,942 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Bella, Jacob
You Smell Like Home by Amaggiepie reviews
Jacob/Bella. Mostly canon rewrite beginning at the end of Eclipse. Bella goes to visit Jacob after he is injured and realizes that her future isn't something to be given away so carelessly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jacob, Bella
Volume II and a Half: A Princess Predicament by IceCreamGurl6455 reviews
What happened between volumes II and III? Volume II and 1/2, of course! With her mom and Mr. G on their honeymoon, Kenny's unwelcome advances, and a horrible substitute algebra teacher -not to mention Grandmère's new schemes-, Mia is really in trouble this time.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,721 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Mia T./Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo - Complete
You were always on my mind by fantasyfriends reviews
Jasper/Bella fanfiction When Edward brings Bella home more frequently, Jasper's interest grows for her. Rated M for MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Set Forth LinuxRulz by SapphireShelle91 reviews
So M&M are finally together, but could there be trouble already on the horizon for them? Find out what is going on in Michael's head during book 4 of PD. This fic is a part off my CracKing series, so please read those 3 fics first, thanks.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,297 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Complete
The Natural Path by ocasille reviews
Set in New Moon when Bella gets back from Italy. What if instead of running back to Edward she ran into the arms of her best friend?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,555 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
You're What I'm Looking For by someone2love reviews
Princess Amelia and Michael Moscovitz come from two very different worlds. And neither one wants to fall in love with the other. But can they keep that from happening, or is this just what they both need?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011
Runaway Bride by marvelous-m reviews
What would happen if Bella realized she wasn't meant for Edward... at the last possible second. Will Jacob take her back? Can she even find Jacob? Bad summary. Hopefully the stories better.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Jacob
Bella, Jasper, and the Pursuit of Happiness by BigBro'sAlwaysWatchin reviews
A Bella/Jasper story. Bella meets Jasper on her first day of school, not Edward. What will happen as they slowly begin to fall for eachother? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Bella, Jasper
The Right Path by Noini reviews
This story starts when Jacob and Bella meet on the beach, it is summer vacation, Edward disappeared after meeting Bella for the first time so no relationship with the Cullen family and no zombie Bella, no heartbreak.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 128,188 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Taken By Surprise by Sara.M.07 reviews
"He promised to love me forever. Every single day of forever. I didn't know forever was so short." Bella learns of Edward's extracurricular activities. Will Jasper be able to put her back together and will Jacob step aside for Bella's happiness?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 126,772 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Princess Bride by MissMadi reviews
Mia is finally marrying Michael. But what with her wedding being a televised state affair, she can't help half-dreading her special day. And then, when she loses a special present from Michael, she feels that she still can't seem to do anything right.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,213 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
My Blue, Human, Eyes by DeadAccount80 reviews
There was blood and i felt woozy, smelling salt and rust. My body shuddered, a sweat beaking out, tears running down my face. I, Jasper Whilock, was human and standing outside the house of the girl who ruined my life. Jasper/Bella, Set during New Moon, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,596 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Unexpected by lost-my-iphone reviews
Whatever Bella expected when Edward left her, it certainly wasn't Jasper, or the chance to rule the world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,203 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Jasper, Bella
What If It Was Him? by CDGirl4Game reviews
Takes place in New Moon after Edward left.What if Jasper came back? What if Jasper fell for Bella? Their love starts to bloom, but what if someone came back? Who will Bella choose? Will she forgive Edward and choose Jasper? Or will she stay with Jasper?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,913 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
What Will Never Be by Neva and Nora reviews
Bella is not an ordinary teenager, she has secrets. The problem is that she doesn't know what they are. Edward knows these secrets all too well, but he can't help her. Will she ever discover them for herself? Will she accept Edward for what he is?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,269 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Night by minties reviews
HIATUS... Edward Cullen is strange vampire; acts human by day but is a predator by the night. Why is he this way? And why is Isabella Swan the only human his subconscious refuses to harm? And what is her secret? -BxE plus others. Extended summery inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,874 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
I Felt Hope by PrettyLittleLiar reviews
Edward leaves with the rest of the family, except Jasper. Alice files for a divorce and Jasper is crushed by her decision. Bella is a mess and believes she is too broken to repair. Will Jasper be able to mend her shattered heart? AU, rated T for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Jacob's ending happiness in his mind by JacobXloverX2010 reviews
this is my version of the ending of Eclipse... not exactly how it really would've ended. I do love Edward, but I wanted to make an ending that made Jacob happy... much better than summary : first story, so review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,036 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Jacob
The Odds Were Against Us, Darlin by KameeraJones reviews
Edward didn't leave after the birthday party incident but it still happened. Bella and Jasper get closer after he finally believes she doesn't blame him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Breathe Again by ysar reviews
If Alice hadn't seen Bella cliff-dive, what would have happened? Would Bella have given in to her feelings for Jacob? Was she even capable of moving on? Victoria's hunting, Edward's coming back-and that's just the beginning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 177,679 - Reviews: 6874 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 1,910 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Paw Prints On My Heart by Alexis St. Claire reviews
What would happen if Bella didn't jump and Edward didn't come back. Bella and Jacob are JUST friends, then Jacob goes all werewolf and imprints on Bella. I suck at summaries, so please don't let this have any effect on your opinion of the story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,487 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Jacob
New Personality by Alice O'Shea reviews
When Kate and Jarrod get back, its all fun and games until they realize the result of the trip. Ends right after the book leaves off. PLEASE READ! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Old Magic! nor did i write the book. I only wrote the fan fiction!
Old Magic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009
Once Upon a Time by Twilighter1215 reviews
Bella is a princess. Her bodyguard, Edward is an old childhood friend and has been in love with her since they were kids. Now that they are older though he his keeping things professional, but will he admit his feeling? Will Bella realize she loves him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Comfortable In Your Own Skin by abigold3 reviews
Bella, Rosalie and Alice are taking an art class. What Alice and Rose forgot to tell Bella is that it is a figure sketching class in which the model in nude. To make matters worse/ better the model just happens to be Edward Cullen. BxE RxEm AxJ A/H AU R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008
Law and Order: Cullen Style by abigold3 reviews
Bella is pressing charges against Mike Newton for stalking her. What will happen when Bella's lawyer turns out to be Edward Cullen. All human. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,824 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
At First Sight by JoinTeamJacob reviews
Twilight-Jacob's POV. "As I watched her dance with the man she thought she loved, I was sure about three things. One - she was head over heels in love with him. Two - I was head over heels in love with her. And three-this was just the beginning." COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,342 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Other Distractions by wolfgirl2001 reviews
Takes place during Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward encounter an entirely different set of distractions while honeymooning on Isle Esme. Does Jacob still have a chance? Bella POV, B/J, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,823 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Someday Soon by KristinMilly reviews
Sequel to Without Words. Do they get their happy ending?
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 84,394 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 4/15/2005
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Part 2 of my first story End of Evrthing but reviews
Part 1...After Edward left, Bella started going out with Jacob. Edward can't seem to stay away. He comes back and wants to change her. Him and Jake get in a fight. Bella takes Edward's side. But the big ? is does he change her? What happens to Jacob..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Jacob
the Bachelorette reviews
Bella gets chosen to be put on a reality TV show like the bachelor only she's the Bachelorette, but only because of Alice and Rosalie. Like always Alice is up to no good. How can Bella choose when there are 15 to chose from? A/H Romance/Humor Bella/?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella
End of Evrthing but the Beginning of Something new reviews
PART 1.This story takes place right after Edward leaves in New Moon...What will Bella do? Who can She talk to? Will Edward come back? ...yea I'm not good with summaries sorry you'll just have to read to find out... Starting PART2 it should be much better
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,683 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Past
A poem of Bella's thought when Edward leaves in Newmoon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What More Is There To Say reviews
bella's POV when Edward left her in the woods....
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Over Again
it's a poem...About how Bella feels when Edward leave. How she feels when Jacob comes into her life. And how it feels when Jacob stops talking to her....
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Forever in my dreams
Another poem from Bella's pov: about her dreams about Edward
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Everyday of my life reviews
A poem in Bella's pov about what she thinks about when she's bored
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remain in my heart reviews
A poem from Edward's POV that he would have given Bella when he left in New Moon... better than my last poem waiting for you to die ...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waiting for you to die reviews
A poem from a Vampire's point of view before killing Bella in the meadow....
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Beating of My Heart reviews
Bella tell Edward she loves him...Bella describing Edward.... terrible summary read to find out :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inside Your Head reviews
this is a poem about what go on in edward's head
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Our Own Fairy Tale reviews
A poem for Edward in bella's Point of view.'You belonged in a fairy tale like'....you'll just have to read to find out: :0 :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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