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Joined 10-08-08, id: 1711630, Profile Updated: 07-26-12
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

Hey!! My name's McKenzie and this account is now strictly Twilight stories. Nothing. Else.

P.S. Almost everything on this profile was written when I was in eighth grade so all of the Twilight obsessiveness and text talk and annoying teenage girl stuff on here...yeah that's not me anymore I swear. And cause you are now probably wondering the reason for my mulitude of Twilight stories it's because Twilight is easy to do that thing where you make up a completely random story and use Twilight character names. For Harry Potter and stuff I prefer to stay close to the original storyline. For Twilight there are more options.

P.P.S. -_- I really want to just delete this account and start over but there are too many good memories so bear with me while I try to polish my stories and do everyone a favor and DON'T READ MY PROFILE. God, I just want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

P.P.P.S. I am actually 17 years old now and I'm very serious about writing. (It was just a hobby when I started doing fanfiction). I have been working on an original book and once I'm finished I am going to start trying to get it published. In addition for that it's college season. So I'm a busy person. I actually miss doing fanfiction religiously. It's a nice stress reliever and I feel like it gets rid of my writer's block so I can better work on my real book. I hope to start doing weekly updates again, but I don't know how realistic that will be once school starts up again. I don't know...but I'm going to try. I'm also in the midst of going back and polishing up my stories and making them better. Most of this stuff I wrote years and years and years ago and I went back and was re-reading and it's borderline embarrassing half the time. So that's my plan. We'll see what happens.

Oh also, I see we can do covers now. Just so ya'll know (and I'll post this in my books too), I do not like Robert and Kristen as Bella and Edward so I will not post pictures of them as my covers as many people do. And if for some reason I do post them than the pic was just a fanmade thing that I liked.

Things to Know

Like half my stories are based on my crazy dreams.

I'm a senior in high school.

I am obsessed with Harry Potter, music, and books.

Some people think I'm a wallflower, but I'm actually very outgoing.

I want to go to college and major in Creative Writing with a Film minor, move to New York and be an editor at a publishing company, and eventually move to Los Angeles.

I don't update a lot due to my crazy busy life. So if you want to read my stories that is just something you'll have to deal with.

Favorite bands/ singers (in no particular order): Paramore, Linkin Park, Evanescence, Foster The People, Stars, Muse, The Goo Goo Dolls, The Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Arcade Fire, Mumford & Sons, Coldplay, Bon Iver, Smashing Pumpkins, Red Hot Chili Pepppers, Young the Giant, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, AWOLNATION, We Are the Fallen, My Chemical Romance, Breaking Benjamin, Death Cab for Cutie, 30 Seconds to Mars, Three Days Grace, 3 Doors Down, Darren Criss (AVPM FTW), Taylor Swift, JoJo, Selena Gomez (don't judge), Hilary Duff, Vanessa Carlton, and a lot more that I can't think of now but later I will be listening to a song by whoever I forgot and I'll bang my head and get on here and add them.

Favorite Books (in no particular order except the first two which are my all time favorites without competition): The Harry Potter Series, The Hunger Games Series, The Twilight Saga, The Maximum Ride Series, Hush Hush, In Your Room, The Christopher Killer, The Angel of Death. The Circle of Blood, The Dying Breath, The Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series, The Wind Blows Backwards, Look For Me By Moonlight, Wait Till Helen Comes, The Old Willis Place, Breathe: A Ghost Story, All The Lovely Bad Ones, The Doll In The Garden, The Keys to The Kingdom Series, The Gatekeepers Series, The Pretty Little Liars Series, Just Listen, Someone Like You, That Summer, Keeping the Moon, The House of Night Series, Lock and Key, Along For The Ride, Dear John, The Last Song, The Confessions of Georgia Nicolson Series, The Tapestry Series, The Generation Dead Series, and Go Big Or Go Home.

Favorite TV Shows (in no particular order): What I Like About You, Degrassi, Pretty Little Liars, Glee, Gossip Girl, The Big Bang Theory, Parenthood, SNL, How I Met Your Mother, The Lying Game, The Nine Lives of Chloe King, Switched At Birth, Whitney, New Girl, Smash, Ghost Whisperer, and House of Anubis.

Favorite Movies (in no particular order): Harry Potter, The Amazing Spiderman, The Proposal, Mean Girls, Valentine's Day, Letters to Juliet, Mamma Mia!, The Last Song, Remember Me, Dear John, Sydney White, What A Girl Wants, Sydney White, Ballet Shoes, Narnia, Mamma Mia!, Juno, Pirates of the Carribean, Bridesmaids, The Others, Remember Me, and A Cinderella Story.

I'm real life friends with the author RECH2O on here and stole this off her page.

Erm...yeah...if you are still reading...stop...now...please...spare me

Dreams of mine. (This was written in like 2009 and waaaay down on my profile, but I read it today just scrolling down my page and was like..."Oh...memories :)" So I decided to put it up higher on my profile. Shazzam!

- Ever read my Fan Fiction Starlight? Yeah that was a dream I had. From beginning to end. I was in Bella's place. All my friends I told it too are now freaking out saying "OMG!! You're so gonna DIE!!" It's really funny!!

-I am friend with this Mexican chic named Maria (Don't ask no idea who she is) and she has this baby. So this troll named Charlie steals the baby and takes off with it and Maria. In order to save her I have to get all the people I know (whether I like them or not) and we head off down my ditch (right beside my house) to go on a mission to save them. I am sort of the leader of this group and so to let parents know where their kids are I make everyone write letters to their families. Then we go to the city and I am kicking myself for taking along Marissa's best friend and her little brother. (they are in third grade and kindergarten). Along the way i fall in love with this kid I hate and make out with him (i know him in real life so u can see how this dream bothered me). Then I get this device to show where the troll is at all times and he realizes we are chasing him and turns around to chase us. I woke up right as he is about to kill the guy I fell in love with.

-Okay Dylan and Cole Sprouse are my best friends. The three of us are outside working in my garden when a fire starts. It's a bonfire. For some reason Cole goes into a trance and goes into the fire, but does not get burned and instead disappears into another world within the fire. Dylan and I get worried so we follow Cole into the fire. Inside is a world run by human sized Mice (don't know where that came from) They, at first, are really nice and everything then decide we're trouble and they attempt to kill us. Then we have to find a way out before we are killed. Then I woke up.

- My family and I moved into an old house out in the country. I'm out in the back mowing (like I'd ever do that in reality) when I find this grave from 1918 (NO IT IS NOT EDWARD CULLEN I HAD NOT READ TWILIGHT YET WHEN I HAD THIS DREAM) It turns out the grave is that of the son of the family who lived in the house before we did. His name was Tom and he drowned in the old lake out by the house. So anyway then the ghost of Tom is haunting again and he and I befriend each other and fall in love. Then I have to drown myself in the lake to be with him forever. (This is now a book of mine over on InkPop)

- My dad ditched me (I scoff) and my mom is evil(not really). So she gives my blood to some disturbed organization. (That's seriously all that happened) My fear of needles caused this dream to disturb me far more than it should have.

-Okay I love Drake and Josh...So anyway there was this old lady and she was arrested for stealing from the mall and Josh was the mall cop there so he was arresting her. She started to cry and so he started singing "Suga Suga" by Baby Bash to make her feel better. Then I woke up in a daze and wondered why "Suga Suga" was still playing and realized my alarm went off and Q94 was playing the song and it was like 4:00 in the morning.

-Okay so I was going to a funeral (I don't know who for) and it was in this HUGE four or five story stainless silver building. It was like a hotel but there was a middle section that was all escalators and there were coffins everywhere. So I freaked out cause dead people disturb me greatly and tried to run but they were everywhere. Then I got scared to go down the escalators and I was on the top floor of the building and I was lost and surrounded by dead people. So I ran to the elevator and there was a guy wheeling a gurney with a body covered with a sheet. I screamed cause it was disturbing me and then "Suga Suga" started playing and I woke up and it was my alarm again.

- I was playing with a gun by David Archuleta and I accidentally shot and killed him. I got scared I was going to be arrested so I got my guy friend to help me. We put David's body in a black bag thing and were dragging him to a cemetary so we could secretly bury him but he kept falling out of the bag. I was getting really freaked out. Then we got to the graveyard and the graveyard keeper came out and asked what we were doing and we told her. So she gave us shovels and told us where to dig and we dug the grave then David woke up and was alive and had been the whole time and started singing "A Little Too Not Over You". (The reason I had that dream was because I listened to "A Little Too Not Over You" before I went to bed.)

I have really disturbing dreams but I am NOT emo and I am NOT goth. It just happens. These are just the top few I remember the clearest I have had a ton more.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"Will you be back in time for the dance?" -Charlie Swan from Twilight

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

my CD shelf

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Wizards of Waverly Place the episode where they have to choose what their plan B is if they don't win the contest and Alex and Justin decide to form a band. (My little sister was dominating our TV)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:15 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:28 PM (I was really close :) )

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

birds chirping really loud

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

like an hour ago, i was talking to my sister's friend.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

RECH2O's profile

9. What are you wearing?

jean shorts, a blue and white Hollister babydoll top w/ a white Aeropostle cami underneath, these really cute flip flops, and my team Edward bracelets, and a silver nacklace with a dimond M on it.

10. Did you dream last night?
yes i went back in time to 1922? and my mom is really not old but for some reason it was the year before she went to college and i was with her as she is presently and we went touring her old college (like we did recently) only it looked exactly like it did when she went there. My grandmother was babysitting my dog and for some reason got rid of him around my mom's old college so I went looking for him. It was really weird, but I've had ten times weirder.

11. When did you last laugh

when my dad was telling me I like like someone.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

I'm in my family room so decorative plates and pictures of me and my sister.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

yes my sister's face. (ahahaha)

14. What do you think of this survey?

ummmm... interesting?

15. What is the last film you saw?

Twilight (do u not know me?)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy

a laptop, i'd put enough money aside for college, I'd take a trip to California, I'd pay off my parents loans on the house and cars, I'd buy my family a new desktop. Then I'd donate the rest to charity.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

oh god! u know stuff about me!? (creeper...) ok my fav quote is "Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game." from A Cinderella Story

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

No fighting!! I get so sick of wars!!

19. George Bush:

is a lot of things i can't say on here

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Lexi Cameryn or Ginny Hermione

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Aidan Cedric or James Harry

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

TOTALLY

This is a bit of an I-secretly-love-you-but-I-pretend-I-don't type of deal

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Lessons

Lesson on: What Girls expect from you Boys!

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

Instructions:

1. Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

5. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

6. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

7. Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

8. Give her the world.

9. Let her wear your clothes she might actually look cute in them.

10. When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

11. Let her know she's important.

12. Kiss her in the pouring rain.

These instructions will most likely work and you will probably will never regret hitting on her.

Here's a bunch of ifs and stuff to paste in. So copy and paste this to your profile:

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone ever told you to stop cussing or else they'll make you eat soap copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair back wards copy this into your profile

If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile.( I act friendly but have an evil mind MUAHHAHA)(I'm joking or am I?)(Nope, not at all (sacasm))

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love the rain, copy this to your profile. (I would like to look at the rain, dreaming)

If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you read New Moon and Eclipse and wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD past this in your profile.

If you are writing a book, copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero, Vampires_Rock,cullendrive, AlexandraCullen, Myself4994, BerryEbilBunny, Kenzie (TwilightobsessedfanxoxoEdward)

92 percent of American teens would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their heads off!

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this into your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you listen to alternative rock, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your insane because you say so, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you think being random is screaming out common household objects, animals and foods, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you want people to believe you don’t care how they feel about you, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you would walk 1,000 miles to see the person you love for 5 minutes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it...I am one of the 2 that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get bored easily, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tried to grow wings, copy and paste this too.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile!

Put this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If most of these apply to you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think most teachers have no life, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've written a fanfic, copy and paste this to your profile and add another chapter.

If you love your country, copy and paste this to your profile then praise your country.

If you've licked a frozen pole before, copy and paste this to your profile then have a popsicle.

If your wondering what my name is, copy and paste this profile and my name starts with "J".

If you know every single freaking awesome word in Taylor Swifts new CD Fearless copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think 13 is the luckiest number although others disagree copy and paste this to your profile.

If annoying people say you will one day out grow your love of fairytales although evidence proves otherwise, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend, than copy this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into the only support pole, colum,or pillar in the room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have the biggest amount of OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder)-Copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're in love with a fictional vampire that goes by the name Edward Anthony Masen Cullen-Copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like to smile-Copy and paste this onto your profile :P :0 =)

If you envy Bella Swan with a burning passion that burns hotter than the flames of hell-Copy and paste this onto your profile

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile! (I can't live without ALL of them they r all my favoritest book series ever)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed

I don't care if you insult me, but at least use correct grammer and spelling

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you jsut see two reveiws, paste this in your profile

If you ever ran into a clear door like those birds in that window cleaning comercial, copy this into your profile.

Post this if you would rather have a few friends who you can trust, or a lot of friends with few you can trust?

If you've ever had a conversation with someone else in your head, then suddenly started talking to them out loud, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing from something that happened YESTERDAY, copy this into your profile.

My Fav. Shows

What I Like About You

The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Greek

Full House

Zoey 101

My Fav. Books

Twilight Saga

Harry Potter Series

Maximum Ride Series

Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series

The Gatekeepers Series

In Your Room

Go Big Or Go Home

After Tupac and D Foster

Under A War Torn Sky

My Fav. Couples

Edward Cullen and Bella Swan (Twilight)

Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley (Harry Potter)

Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)

Molly and Charlie (In Your Room)

Amy and Ben (The Secret Life of the American Teenager)

Holly and Vince (What I Like About You)

Emmett and Rosalie (Twilight)

Alice and Jasper (Twilight)

Carlisle and Esme (Twilight)

Zoey and Chase (Zoey 101)

Jacob and Renesmee (Twilight)

My Fav. Quotes

"Never Let the Fear of Striking Out Keep You From Playing the Game." -Sam (A Cinderella Story)

"Life Sucks and Then You Die. Yeah I Should Be So Lucky" -Jacob Black (Breaking Dawn)

"I'm Switzerland." -Bella Swan (Eclipse)

"Jasper, what do vampires do for bachlore parties? You're not taking him to a strip club are you?" -Bella Swan (Breaking Dawn)

"It looks like he's eating her face." -Ginny Weasley (Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince)

"I Got My Swim Trunks and My Flippy Floppies." -The Lonley Island (from the song I'm On a Boat)

"Every time I look in the mirror I scream, but for a different reason the girls do." -Robert Pattinson (some random interview)

"Yes, you're exactly my brand of heroin." -Edward Cullen (Twilight)

"I had an adrenaline rush, they're very common, you can Google it." -Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen (Twilight the movie)

"I don't care who's a werewolf and who's a vampire. If Angela turns out to be a witch she can join the party too." -Bella Swan (Eclipse)

"I know, I know, you had it sorted." -Edmund talking to Peter

"I'll have a go at anyone who calls me a liar!" -Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix the movie)

"Tell me, how opposed are you to Grand Theft Auto?" -Alice Cullen (New Moon)

"Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed." -El from Legally Blond

"I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her." -some chick from that movie that keeps playing on ABC Family

"Bella, before you my life was like a moonless night. Very dark but there were stars, points of lights and reason. Then you shot across my sky like a meteor and suddenly everything was on fire. There was beauty and there was brilliancy. Then you were gone but my life had changed. I was blinded by the light. There was no more reason for anything." -Edward Cullen (New Moon) (I know I worded this wrong don't annoy me about it I will fix it when I feel like it.)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

1)Edward Cullen

2)Bella Swan

3)Jacob Black

4)Peter (from Narnia)

5)Rosalie Hale

6)Jasper Hale

7)Emmett Cullen

8)Alice Cullen

9)Harry Potter

10)Cedric Diggory

Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

No, Rosalie and Cedric don't normally appear together

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

YES EXTREMELY LOVE YOU TAYLOR/ JAKE

What do you think would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

I don't think it's possible for Jasper to get Edward pregnant.

Do you recall any good fics about 9?

No, I mainly read Twilight fics

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Well Emmett and Bella.. I think Edward would get mad.

What is a better couple? 4 and 8 or 4 and 9?

Peter and Alice cause I don't think Harry Potter and Peter would look good together.

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

I think Emmet would be grossed out if he discovered Alice and Jacob's secret relationship.

Make a twenty word summary for a 2 and 6 fic.

Edward leaves Bella, and trying to comfort her Jasper ends up falling in love with Bella. Edward comes back to find Jasper all over Bella and Bella crushing back. What will happen? Will Bella ditch Edward for Jasper or will life go back to like it was before Edward left. (Yeah it's 50 words get over it oh and if you steal my idea i might sue you)

Is there such thing as a romantic fluff story for 4 and 10?

Ha ha Peter and Cedric Diggory!! No there have not been any love stories for these two hotties yet.

Suggest a title for a 1 and 5 hurt/comfort fic.

Even Frozen Hearts Can Break

What kind of plot would you use for 4 and 1?

Edward and Bella accidentally get stuck in Narnia where Bella meets Peter and Peter falls in love with Peter. Bella realizes she loves Peter ack and has to decide whether to go back to Washington with Edward or stay in Narnia and be Peter's queen. (if you steal my idea i might sue you)

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

Emmett and Harry Potter?? No haven't seen anyway!!

If you wrote a songfic about 10 what song would you use?

I would use Tear Drops On My Guitar by Taylor Swift or Sally's Song by Amy Lee or What Hurts the Most by CASCADA

Did You Know

I'm a physic. A lot of my dreams come true. So much that if I tell my friends a disturbing dream they freak out cause they come true a lot. NO I AM NOT CRAZY!! The dreams below however have NOT COME TRUE. (ha ha YET)

You're a 90's kid if: (all the parenthesis is me speaking don't copy and paste those)

You can finish this 'ice ice _' (baby ;) )
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! (ha ha yeah)
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" (i'm embarrased to answer yes to this)
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."(WTH?)
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. (Yeah I still watch them on ABC Family)
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. (Superman and Inspector Gadget)
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. (Yeah my whole class would freak out)
You remember reading "Goosebumps" (yeah they used to scare me LOL)
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. (In kindergarten)
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not (sometimes...not ;) )
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1. (it's so true)
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. (everything is still settled that way what time do you live in?)
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. (OMG I did that all the time before I got my iPod)
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. (huh?)
Captain Planet. He's a Hero. (ooooooookay)
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. (totally, they are so cute together)
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. (ha super nintendos)
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. (it's so true)
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" (yeah i did that it was funny)
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. (OMG I love those shows)
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (they're not anymore? yeah um i knew that...not ;) )
You remember those Where's Waldo books. (i still have all of them)
You remember eating Warheads. (yeah hate those things now though)
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies. (Yeah I used to love Aladdin)
You remember Ring Pops. (I LOVE Ring Pops OMG I buy them ALL the time)
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang. (yeah isn't the tang mascot a monkey or something?)
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" (yeah)
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. (I used to buy them for field trips)
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. (I just got rid of my boom box like four months ago cause i got a stereo)
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. (that was great)
You played and/or collected "Pogs" (nope not me)
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. (i have three tamagotchis, one gigapet, and two nanos)

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best. (ummmm)
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. (yeah at my friends house)
Michael Jordan was a king. (TOTALLY)
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (Yeah I had the puppy pack)

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out. (I cried for two weeks when the Beanie Baby I wanted as sold old)
You collected those Beanie Babies. (I have over 1,000-no joke)
Carebears (uh huh)
Lambchop's song never ended. (it really didn't)
The old dollar bills. (no can't say I've got one of those)
Silver dollars, which were cool to have. (yeah from my grandfather)
You remember a time before the WB. (yes, it was torture)
You collected all the Troll dolls (eww no they scared me)
If you even know what an original walkman is. (i just sold mine at a yardsale. made five dollars. OH!)
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" (i totally did i would scream when it came on)
You know the Macarena by heart. (i do it all the time LOL)
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said (yeah this is how i serve people)
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!" (yeah that was the big thing when i was little)
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that! (i tired so i could play with my boyfriends)
You remember Highlight's magazine. (I still have like fifty issues-anyone want them?)
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. (ALL the time!! My friends and I wouldn't even eat, we'd just play)
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. (barely)
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . (Oh MySpace yeah Facebook is better)
Before the Internet & text messaging . . . (i'd die now if those were taken away)
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .(NOT MY iPOD)
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . . (I'm in love with my PS2 and my X-BOX 360 how else do you connect with your guy friends)
Before Spongebob . . . (EWWW I HATE SPONGEBOB)
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. (I have like no homework now)
When light up sneakers were cool. (yeah i went through like ten pairs)
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. (Like over half my movies are VHS)
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing. (uh huh)
When we recorded stuff on VCRs. (those were the days...)
When gameboy was a brick. (i still have mine ;) I have a DS now though)
You did MASH to figure out your future (my friend and I still do)
Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!! (ha I'm all about 2009)
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

The Ten Commandments of Twilight Fans:

I am the best book out there and you shall not have any books better than me.

Thou shalt not take Edward Cullen’s name in vain

Thou shalt remember to keep release dates calendared

Thou shalt honor the Cullen's for gracing you with their presence

Thou shalt not kill humans

Thou shalt not love both Edward and Jacob equally

Thou shalt not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they react when they can’t read them anymore

Thou shalt not lie, for Edward will know that you did any way

Thou shalt not covet Edward (already did)

Thou shalt not covet Edward’s Volvo, or any various Cullen cars

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

ONLY FORWARD IF YOU CAN READ THIS

Translation.

" If you can read this you have a strange mind too Can you read this? Only 55 people can.

I could not believe that I could actually understand what I was reading. The phenominal power of the human mind, according to a research at Cambridge University, it doesn't matter in what order the letters in a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last letter be in the right place. The rest can be a total mess and you can still read it without a problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole. Amazing Huh? Yeah and I always thought spelling was important! If you can read this forward it.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

You know you live(d) in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile .

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a Cariba Heine fan copy and paste this into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU THINK THERE SHOULD BE A RULE ON H2O JUST ADD WATER THAT ANY TIME ZANE IS ON SCREEN HIS SHIRT HAS TO BE OFF COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PRO.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad' to the Animorphs' version of the Barney Song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family...), to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The difference between friends and best friends

F: Never asks for food or drink

BF: Is the reason your fridge is empty

F:Bail you out of jail

BF: In the next cell saying "Damn we messed up, again!"

F:Only knows a few things about you.

BF: Is writing a embarassing biography you don't know about as we speak.

F:Knocks on the door.

BF:Comes in saying "I'm Hoooooome" (This is the discription of my two best friends and their mom)

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Friends

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. (same best friends same mom)

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile. (me and my friend's friend have a fast conversation to annoy her)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile.

If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious...Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile. WANNA-BE REBELS, UNITE!

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.( and some times how to spell it)

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof!

Here are some stereotypes. Highlight the ones that you are and paste to your profile

P.S. I erased all the really bad words and put stars so as not to offend anyone

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (Extremley intellignet actually.)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch(lol prehaps)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Not gay I just don't hate)

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (GOD loves erryone).
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (whoa didnt know this one thank god im not gay)
I'm INDEPENDENT, so I MUST not be able to make up my mind.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. (I wish I did lol)
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (I dont know you tell me ;)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (If it's cute I'm going to wear it)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (i don't even pay attention in class)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (Okay sometimes...)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (THAT'S NOT TRUE!! So I love drama BITE ME)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be them all. (Ewww)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (i'm a girl 4give me for having a lot of friends)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho. (WOW MAJOR INSULT)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (As if...)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (just a good girl ;) )
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (GASP)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Singles have fun too lol)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (I dont hate them)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (We all got a mix of something)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Or an individual)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (i'm on every team NO JOKE)

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. (middle class actually)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (noooooo who came up with this? a friendless loser?)
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (no just 2 nice)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling .
ts GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whor myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (Got to agree cause I am spoiled)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Ain't that the truth)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber . (No)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (No just better then u)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (I'm not really just wanted to say I am)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic .
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Oh please that's stupid)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER. (I only play with other people, how else do u connect w/ ur guy friends??)

My Favorite Insults (use at your own risk)

Everyone is intitled to being stupid, but you just abuse the prviledge.

I would say "screw you" but I think to many people already have.

I am really trying to imagine you with a personality. Oops, I can't.

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are we?

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Your a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal.

You just won't leave me alone, will you? You know, people like you are the reason why people like me need medication.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me beautiful,
What happened to you?

List 5 reasons why I shouldn't talk to you. And then read them over and over.

If stupidity was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

The holy words of twilight

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
Ed-men

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

Now say the word "cow" after each word:

Cows
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Now say the word "cow" before and after each word:

Cows
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Now read from the bottom up:

Cows
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

Stuff I thought was funny!

When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons throw the back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.


No offense to blondes but...

One day this blonde calls her friend and says,
'Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't even figure out how to start it.'

Her friend asks, 'What is it a puzzle of?'

The blonde says, 'From the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'

Well, the friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the pieces spread all over the table.

He studies them for a moment, then studies the box.

He turns to her and says, 'Well, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger.'

She asks, 'Oh, how come?'

He says, 'Look, never mind, let's just relax, have a cup of coffee and we'll put all these cornflakes back in the box.'

A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation.

After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies' room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, 'Welcome to the ladies' room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!'

The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, 'I think I'm the most beautiful of us three' and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money.

The redhead stepped up and said, 'I think I'm the most talented of us three,' and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Jaguar in her hands.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, 'I think...' and was promptly sucked into the mirror.

How do you drown a blonde?
put a mirror at the bottom of a pool (jacob said this!)

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Why do blondes have 'TGIF' written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.

The first blonde said, 'These look like deer tracks,'
and the other one said, 'No they look like moose tracks.'

They argued and argued for a quite while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. X

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7.Don't use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
15. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It's called therapy.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot! Copy and paste this if you have ever wondered the same thing.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout "Jump idiots!"

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?
Eclipse or Twilight

How long did it take you to read the books?

A day each

Who introduced you to the books?
iTunes iMix Bella & Edward songs summer 2008

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Bought them all from Barnes N' Noble

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?
Midnight Sun
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What's your dream ending to the series?

Bella dies and Edward marries me

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?
Edward AND Jacob

Who's your favorite vampire?
Edward

Who is your favorite werewolf?
Jacob but I like Seth too and Quil

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

UGH ALL OF THEM

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
Um... all of them.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
When Bella punches Jacob.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice holds Bella hostage for Edward while he's hunting in Eclipse

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

When Edward kills Victoria

Which book cover was your favorite?
Eclipse or Twilight

Are these books among your favorite books of all?
What kind of question is that? Duh.

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

My two favorites DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?
Midnight Sun

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?
Midnight Sun

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

EDWARD.

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?
Jacob

Bella or Alice?
Bella (only cause I'm more like her)

Alice or Jacob?
Jacob

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?
Alice

Jasper or Edward?

Edward Edward EDWARD

Carlisle or Esme?

hmm...both?

Emmett or Jasper?
Emmett ALL THE WAY

Emmett or Jacob?
OH This is hard but Jacob

Bella or Rosalie?
Bella

Esme or Charlie?
Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?
Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?
Charlie

Jacob or Sam?
Jacob

sam or Quil?
Quil.

Quil or Embry?
Quil

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?
Hell? Team Switzerland!! DUH?

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?
I searched Twilight on the internet and saw Rob's beautiful face and said OMG that's Cedric Diggory!!

Are you excited?

I was...until I actually saw it (sucked compared 2 the book)

What do you think of the casting so far?
Love Rob and Taylor and Kellan and Ashley and Nikki and Jackson but Kristen...well she can't act like at all.

Are you going to go see it?

I've seen it a million times

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

I went with a couple friends and we made fun of Jackson's pointy ears and Rob saying "Hold on tight spider monkey" it was so retarded!!

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

NO IT WAS AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL It was so stupid the meadow scene freaking in the forest!! What was that?? The movie didn't follow the book AT ALL!!

Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...

If you've ever fallen asleep at around 2 am reading Twilight , New Moon, and/or Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile

TEAM CULLEN - NOT JACOB !! HE DOESN'T SPARKLE !!

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: hotter than you since 1901

Put your music on Shuffle and fill this out!!

Opening credits: Forever & Always- Taylor Swift

Waking up: Dangerous to Know- Hilary Duff

First day of school: The Chess Game-John Williams (from Harry Potter)

Falling in love: Sympathy- The Goo Goo Dolls

Fighting: Hanging By A Moment- Lifehouse

Breaking up: I Don't Wanna Be In Love- Good Charlotte

Driving: Apparition on the Train- John Williams (from Harry Potter)

Flashback: Superstar- Lupe Fiasco

Mental Breakdown: Tell Me Something I Don't Know- Selena Gomez

Getting back together: Unbeautiful- Lesley Roy

Wedding: Bleeding Love- Leona Lewis

Birth of a child: Addicted- Kelly Clarkson

Final battle: Thunder - Boys like girls

Death scene: Little Wonders- Rob Thomas

Funeral: Play With Fire- Hilary Duff

End credits: Break the Ice- Brittney Spears

Okay none of these made since but I Don't Wanna Be In Love and that was so scary that that just happened to come up

Here is what i wish came up

Put your music on Shuffle and fill this out!!

Opening credits: Girlfriend- Avril Lavigne

Waking up: What you Got- Colby O'Donis

First day of school: Fifteen- Taylor Swift

Falling in love: Crushcrushcrush- Paramore

Fighting: Please Don't Leave Me- P!nk

Breaking up: Gotta Go My Own Way- Vanessa Hudgens

Driving: Shadow of the Day- Linkin Park

Flashback: Big Girls Don't Cry- Fergie

Mental Breakdown: Teardrops On My Guitar (Pop Single) - Taylor Swift

Getting back together: My Life Would Suck Without You- Kelly Clarkson

Wedding: Everytime We Touch (Yanou's Candlelight Mix

Birth of a child: Welcome to the World- Kevin Rudolf

Final battle: Get Out Alive- Three Days Grace

Death scene: Time of Dying- Three Days Grace

Funeral: Hear You Me- Jimmy Eat World

End credits: What Hurts the Most- CASCADA

If a doctor doctors another doctor then does the doctor who doctors doctor the way the doctor he doctors does? Or does the doctor that doctors. doctor the way the doctor who doctors does?

What came first the chicken or the egg?

If they say T.V. is so bad for you, why do they have one in every hospital room?

Have you ever noticed that anyone going faster than you is a maniac and anyone going slower than you is an idiot?

But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

How can you miss me if I don't go away?

The statement below is false.

The statement above is true.

Which statement is correct?

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Why think when you could just move? Why move when you could just think about thinking about moving?

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, creative-writing-girl13, 14hp1, miss sophie potter, Mackenzie Weasley, Avatar Rikki, Kenzie Gibbons (TwilightobesessedxoxoEdward)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Lose one friend, lose all friends, dont't lose yourself
A good friend will pay the bail when your in jail ...an even better friend will be in jail with you saying man we screwed up
I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof!
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.
I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. I have!
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, Twilight's October Sky, LittleGothGirl13. KagomeMiko92, apparox148, the-purple-fuzzle, Avatar Rikki, Kenzie Gibbons (TwilightobesessedxoxoEdward)

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92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run up or down an escaltor and SUCCEDED in getting to the top or bottom, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've realized that you can't actually copy and paste when you're editing your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever become so obsessed with something that everyone is now scared of you copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like the rain copy and paste this into your profile. me: -dances in the rain-
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you hate it when people review your story just to ask you to review theirs, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know what pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is, copy and paste this into your profile
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

I don't care if you insult me, but at least use correct grammer and spelling.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bucesae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

If you can read the message above paste it in your profile

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste
If you finished reading HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS and consider it amazing, and to be your favorite book out of all seven, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

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98 of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 that hasn't copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you jsut see two reveiws, paste this in your profile
If you ever ran into a clear door like those birds in that window cleaning comercial, copy this into your profile.
Post this if you would rather have a few friends who you can trust, or a lot of friends with few you can trust?

I say we all post this!

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt
.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.

Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL:20

Great! I'm not a tomboy and I'm not a girly girl. What am I?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
(In reality, they are forced to do that due to people with peanut allergies. If they don't...MAJOR LAWSUITS!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am treated like a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! (I'm still not perfect. I just think this is cute!)

Things To Do At Wal-Mart
When they ask if they can help you, start to cry and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
When the loud-speaker comes on, freak-out and shout, "It's those voices again!"

Some cuts don't show...some wounds don't heal...some pain, you can't see.

It's sad when people you know become people you knew, when you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life, how you used to stay up talking for hours, but now, you can barely even look at them. It's sad how times can change.

Yeah, I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet!
If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.
People put up walls not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break...them...down.
The worst part of watching someone change right in front of you-AND I MEAN CHANGE THEIR PERSONALITY-is remembering who they used to be.
A ruler tells a rock it rocks, and a rock tells a ruler it rules, and a girl standing behind them thinks they belong on a Delia's shirt.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes, they don't make sense
Refridgerator

If you've ever starting randomly singing, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever had a conversation with someone else in your head, then suddenly started talking to them out loud, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (we both are)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Neji's fangirl,catilena1890, Azaria-Lady of Dreams, crystal lit moon, FollowTheLemon, Mackenzie Weasley, Avatar Rikki, Kenzie Gibbons (TwilightobesessedxoxoEdward)

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile--
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing from something that happened YESTERDAY, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature’s Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, MissyQuill, Miss Sophie Potter, Mackenzie Weasley, Kenzie Gibbons (TwilightobesessedxoxoEdward)

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account. (I know cause I'm a HP freak ask anyone. also I love CD from GoF)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker Patronus Charm, xNyphadoraxTonksx, Mackenzie Weasley, Avatar Rikki, Kenzie Gibbons (TwilightobesessedxoxoEdward)

If you think Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasly kicking her but) copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile.
If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.
If you wish you were the creator of Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.
If you're a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!
If you are too busy with school to update, and tired of putting notes about it in your stories, copy & paste this in your profile.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

:YOUR REAL NAME:

Kenzie Gibbons

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Kenizzle (?)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Dog

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Hope Lady Slipper (ooookay)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Gibkegar (I hate Star Wars)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Red Dr. Pepper

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Eboauml

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Nell

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!
So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.
Music is my boyfriend.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
One day your prince will come.Mine?Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.
I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me, and Hell was afraid I'd take over.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.
You can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile! (I can't live without all three. They are all my fav books! I luv Edward, Cedric, and Fang!)

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

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1. Ginny Weasley
2. Hermione Granger
3. Ron Weasley
4. Harry Potter
5. Cedric Diggory
6. Cho Chang
7. Fleur Delacore
8. Viktor Krum
9. Draco Malfoy
10. Dean Thomas

Have you read a 5/10 fic before?
Nooo...cause Dean is a minor charater and I seem to be the only one in love with Cedric.

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?
No but I think 5 (Cedric) is totally yumalicious (LOL that's me and my BFF's word of the day)

What do you think would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?
Ummm... I don't think that is physically possible for Cho to get Ginny pregnant.

Do you recall any good fics about 9?
Maybe... I'm sure somebody has written a Draco Malfoy fan fic.

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

I don't think Fleur and Hermione like each other that way plus I think that would bother Bill.

What is a better couple? 4 and 8 or 4 and 9?
Hmmm... Harry and Viktor vs. Harry and Draco... Probably Harry and Viktor cause Harry and Draco would probably end up killing each other.

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

If Fleur discovered Ron and Viktor in a secret relationship I think she'd probably make fun of them or be very disturbed.

Make a twenty word summary for a 2 and 6 fic.

Hermione and Cedric are going out and falling in love until Cho Chang comes and steals Cedric's heart. Hermione finds out and is crushed.

Is there such thing as a romantic fluff story for 4 and 10?
Between Harry and Dean? I don't really think so, but hey it could happen (I don't think Ginny would be too happy but...)

Suggest a title for a 1 and 5 hurt/comfort fic.
Ginny and Cedric... Burning On the Inside cause unfortunatly Ced dies and Ginny's friends help her get through it.

What kind of plot would you use for 4 and 1?
Harry and Ginny? Romance, Horror, Drama, Hurt/ Comfort, maybe some Humor.

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?
Fleur and Draco? I don't think so...I'll ask and get back to you.

If you wrote a songfic about 10 what song would you use?

Face Down by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus for when Ginny leaves him for Harry and Harry leaves her for her own good. (Dean Thomas is my #10)

If you didn't realize Movie 5 of Harry Potter had no Slytherin locket, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
-they say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.
-so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

-yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet
-save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.
- No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?
-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
-i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
-life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over
-smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
- i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!
- therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide
-i used to see a shrink... until she said life isnt for everyone
-if asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your ass, why are they named the way they are?
-i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there
-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide
-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend
-tell the truth and run
-if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (Hehe MORONS! For those of you who didn't figure it out...Go me for pointing out the obvious!)
-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
-you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder
-everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
-i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
-When in doubt, make up words!
-Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
-If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!
-You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! (My freind lives by this ever since I told her. LOL I call her cool for fun.)
-Come to the dark side, we have cookies!
-One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
-Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
-Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes! (Awesome!!)
-the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! (...No, we're all insane. They made me that way!!)
-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
-A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
-Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

-Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
-I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
-Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
-There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
-Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em kill 'em

-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...
-My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
-Do not take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
-If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
-Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
-Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
-I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
-Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
-People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
-WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
-If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.

Ever wonder...
where we are headed...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

-A puppie dies everytime someone shipps Harry/Hermione

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!!

This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort

First off, I must say, Rest in Peace:

James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbedge, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Gregorvitch, Sturgis Podmore, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.

May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten

To James and Lily,
Who died at the beginning,
To Remus and Dora,
Who will never know their son,
To Dumbledore,
Who was as human as Harry,
To Sirius,
who was punished for what he didn't do
To Severus,
who wasn't as bad as we thought,
To the hundreds that died needlessly,
To the many that died 'for the greater good',
To these brave souls I raise my glass,
May they forever Rest In Peace...

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!
-So I was like Avada Kadavra and he was like Dead
- I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.
- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar
- I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.
- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort
- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape
- I will not scare the Arythmancy students with my calculas book
- Dear Harry, I hate you, Love Voldy
- When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.
- This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.
-Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked infront of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy
-I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office
-I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!
-Professer Flitwick's name is not Yoda
-I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class
-If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

-Neville: OMG I killed Harry Potter
(somewhere in the distance)
Voldemort: Nooooo! I wanted to do it! sob

-Draco: I mock you with my spirt fingers!
-I stalked a death eater and all i got was this lousy potions master!
-I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand
-I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing
-I will not follow potions intstructions in reverse order just to see what happens
-I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals
-I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween
-I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton

-Sirius Black
escaped askaban...
evaded death eaters...
outwitted ministry...
killed by drapery.

-I have a lot to live up to you know. There are so many Gryffindors' to tourture, and my minions can't do all the work. That's why I need milk. Because, ferrets with strong bones bounce a lot higher. GOT MILK? Draco Malfoy

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.
If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.
IF YOU'RE CLUMSY AND YOU'RE PROUD!, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, Ayumi Elric(Its the stairs, they do it on purpose!!), Mizuki-Kitsune-chan, xxNEESHxx (looks away ummm...) Timelord Lover, miss sophie potter, Mackenzie Weasley, Avatar Rikki, Kenzie Gibbons (TwilightobesessedfanxoxoEdward)

Your iPod on Shuffle and copy down the songs
Opening credits: Tattoo by Jordin Sparks
Waking up: Drive by Vanessa Hudgens
First day of school: My Last Breath by Evanescence
Falling in love: Over It by Ashley Tisdale
fighting: Don't Touch (The Zoom Song) by Ashley Tisdale
breaking up: Pressure by Paramore
driving: Bring Me to Life by Evanescence
flashback: Beat It by Fall Out Boy
mental breakdown: In Place Of Someone You Love by Carter Burwell (from Twilight)
wedding: Forever and Almost Always
birth of child: Skyway Avenue by We the Kings
final battle: Tell Me Why by Taylor Swift
death scene: Whatever It Takes by Lifehouse
funeral: Walk Away by Kelly Clarkson
end credits: Reachin'for Heaven by Diana DeGarmo

Always Love And Treasure the Three Freds:
1) Fred Weasley, from Harry Potter- Because he's cute, funny, mischevious, and he frickin'
DIED! Sob... so unfair... He was my fav of the Weasley twins...

2) Fred Figglehorn, from YouTube- Because he's hyper, annoying, and hilarious. And cute. He reminds me of me when I was 4!

3) Freddie Benson, from iCarly- Because he's cute, nerdy, sweet, and, of course, Seddie. Nuff said.

100 Australia for Overseas Travelers

These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website.

1) Q. Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then sit around watching them die.

2) Q. Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A. Depends how much you've been drinking.

3) Q. I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the rail road tracks? (Sweden)
A. Sure. It's only three thousand miles so take lots of water.

4) Q. Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A. So it's true what they say about Swedes.

5) Q. Which direction is north in Australia? (USA)
A. Face south and turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the instructions.

6) Q. Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A. A-U-S-T-R-I-A is the quaint little country bordering G-E-R-M-A-N-Y, which is...oh, forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys' Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

7) Q. Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A. Yes, gay nightclubs.

8) Q. Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A. Only at Christmas.

9) Q. Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A. No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.

10) Q. Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake venom. (USA)
A. Rattlesnakes live in A-M-E-R-I-C-A, which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

11) Q. I was in Australia in 1969 on RR, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
A. Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

12) Q. Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A. Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

Copy and paste if you thought this was funny and add your name to the list. Let's see how far it goes. Kenzie Gibbons (TwilightobesessedfanxoxoEdward)

If you have ever said something and then two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yep, this always happens!)
If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yeah!)
If you're not stupid enough to believe that music causes suicide copy and paste this into your profile. (No, I'm not.)
If you're against animal cruelty copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're against real fur on clothing copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever looked all over the house for something that was in your hand the whole time copy and paste this into your profile. (I always do this!)
If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.

Things about me:

Favorite Movies: Twilight, Harry Potter (all), Mean Girls, Juno, Bride Wars, Fired Up!, Pirates of the Carribean (all), The Chronicals of Narnia (both), A Cinderella Story (w/ Hilary Duff), Dodgeball, Napolian Dynomite, Taking 5, Mamma Mia!, and National Treasure (both).

Favorite Shows: What I Like About You, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Greek, Full House, Ten Things I Hate About You, and Charmed.
Favorite Bands: Paramore, Linkin Park, Evanescence, All American Rejects, Three Days Grace, Secondhand Serenade, Boys Like Girls, Flyleaf, We The Kings, Nickelback, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, My Chemical Romance, Muse, Plain White T's, Pink, Simple Plan, The Fray, Goo Goo Dolls, Lifehouse, Dashboard Confessional, Hellogoodbye, 3OH!3, The Killers, Jimmy Eat World, Papa Roach, Framing Hanley, Coldplay, Staind, AFI, The Veronicas, Monarch, All Time Low, Forever the Sickest Kids, The Spill Canvas, Panic! At the Disco, and The Less.
Favorite Books: The Twilight Saga, The Harry Potter Series, The Maximum Ride Series, In Your Room, Look For Me By Moonlight, The Wind Blows Backward, The Percy Jackson and the Olypians Series, The Gatekeepers Series, The Keys to the Kingdom Series, The Gerneration Dead Series, The Confessions of Gorgia Nicolson Series, Go Big Or Go Home, The Tapestry Series, If I Have A Wicked Stepmother, Where's My Prince?, The Gallagar Girls Series, After Tupac & D Foster, Wait Till Helen Comes, The Old Willis Place, and The Doll In the Garden.

Favorite Authors: Stephaine Meyer, J.K. Rowling, James Patterson, and Mary Downing Hahn.
Favorite Authors On Fanfic: (only people with stories) luv-edward-cullen-forever (she is number 1), meagancullen, I love Edward and Toast, Apples-Are-Crunchy-04, and Dawn Run.
Favorite Video Game: Guitar Hero, DDR, Sing It, Rock Band, Harry Potter (all), Animal Crossing, My Sims, and Viva Pinata.
Hobbies: Writing, Reading, Acting, Dancing, Texting, Hanging Out, Ice Skating, and Listening to Music.
Favorite Sports: (in order) Soccer, Ice Skating, Volleyball, Basketball, Football, and Softball.
Favorite Colors: (in order) Blue, Green, Red, Gold, Hot Pink, and Black.
Favorite subject in school: English (I love 2 read and write.)
Passions: Writing, Reading, Acting, Dancing, Texting, Hanging Out, Ice Skating, and Listening to Music.
Siblings: 1 Little Sister name Rissa (undercoverwolf on here)
Pets: a dog named Smokey (I had like six perts but they all died except my doggie)
Job: High School is a job, but I also Babysit (those poor poor kids).
Cellphone: Yup, but I'm getting a new one in a month!!
Fears: Calling People and Spiders and Needles and Blood...
Bed time: ha! u still have a bedtime?? i don't!! being fourteen almost fifteen ROX!!
Want to go to college: Yes Longwood University or Virginia Tech or James Madison University!!
Piercings: Ears
Tattoos: HA! I'm terrified of needles so NO!!
Smoke: and get lung cancer? i don't think so!
Drugs: just crack...NO I'M ONLY JOKING!! What kinda girl do u think i am??
Best Friends: ALL OF MY FRIENDS!! I LOVE U ALL GUYS!!
Friends off here: RECH2O (Kenzie) cause I know her in reality!!

1) Name?
Kenzie

2) Squirrel or Chipmunk?
Chipmunk

3)Twilight or Vampire Kisses?
BOTH (I'll take my kisses from Edward please!!)

4) Have you read "What You Don't Know" by Zafrina04?
no, but i will now

5) What is the square root of pi times the volume of Jupiter?

Your face ;)

6) What starts with 'F' and ends with 'UCK'?

add an 'ER' at the end and it's what u r!!

7) Spell your name backwards.

Eiznek

8) Green and Leafy goes to Brown and Crispy as to Alice and Jasper goes to ...?
Jessica and Mike??

9) Have you reviewed "What You Don't Know" by Zafrina04?

I HAVEN'T FREAKIN READ IT YET!!

10) Do you have siblings?
Yeah

11) Favorite subject in school?
English

12) Guyfriend? Galfriend?

Both

13) My friends call my crush an EW. Do you have an EW?
My friends love my guy!! They think he's H-O-T (which he most certainly is)

14) Is your room clean?
yeah i have issues w/ messy rooms!!

15)QUICK!! 3 nouns!
dog, chocolate, vampire!!

16) Favorite breakfast food?
I hate breakfast

17) Favorite piece of Jewelry?
Either my Time-Turner, My Pirates of the Carribean Madallian, or my charm bracelet, or my Team Edward bracelets.

18) Lunch or Breakfast?
Lunch

19) Edward Cullen? Jasper Hale? Emmett Cullen?
Edward (duh?), but i luv ya' lika bro Emmett!!

20) Reading a book or writing a book?
Both

21) Pigtails or Braids?
Braids

22) Short hair or long hair? (on guys and girls)

On GUYS it has to be long, but no too long and it has to be messed up looking, you know like someone just ran there hand through it!!

23) Pen or pencil?
Pencil (cause i make misstakes)

24) Polka dots or stripes?
Polka Dots (NOT ON CLOTHES THOUGH)

25) What is your favorite kind of music?
Rock or Pop

26) Who is your favorite singer?

It's Between Taylor Swift, JoJo, and David Archuleta

27) What is your favorite song?

It changes everyday!! Right now my top ten r...

1) Breakdown- Forever the Sickest Kids

2) Don't Trust Me- 3 OH! 3

3) Breathe Me- Sia

4) Everything I'm Not- The Veronicas

5) Love Drunk- Boys Like Girls

6) Forever & Always- Taylor Swift

7) So Far Away- Staind

8) Here We Go Again- Demi Lovato

9) I Gotta Feeling- Black Eyed Peas

10) When It Rains- Paramore

28) Did you like this questionnaire?

I've had better ;)

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? England (does that mean i get 2 go 2 Hogwarts??)

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. stopped

3. What can you hear right now? Shut Up and Let Me Go- The Ting Tings

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. I'm gonna talk 2 my lil sis Rissa!! Me-Marissa? Rissa- ...yeah yeah Me- what's up? Rissa- what? Me- I said what's up? Rissa- what? don't u wanna know how my Hannah Montana Game is going? Me- No Rissa-what are u doing? Me- don't talk anymore i'm trying to write this down Rissa-i'm not going to be part of whatever ur doing Me- shut up i'm trying to get this down Rissa- I'm not talking to u anymore Me- Nice Talking to u!!

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? The News- someone just got murdered and now they're talking about Michael Jackson (what else is new)

6. Type your name with your elbow. kedmjxzsiuer

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes.What's the first thing you see? The doorway to my kitchen

8. What cereal mascot would you be? wth? i don't know...

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I was writing an e-mail 2 my friend

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? gougedeh (sounds like it should be a bad word...)

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
My sister "nice talking to you?

Where are you?
My family room

Look up, now look back. What did you see?
My ceiling (no duh)

What's the last thing you ate?
M&Ms

What's your personality like?
I'm freaking awesome ;)

Who do you have a crush on?
it's complicated...i guess he's sorta kinda my friend and i'm pretty sure he likes me back so i'm just waiting for him to make the first move.

What was the last thing you thought?
About my crush

You have a million dollars. What do you do?
Buy a laptop, re-do my room, pay off all my family's bills, some for college, some for after college, give the rest to charity.

What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?
water

What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?
my crush (thanks for asking me bout him now i'll be thinkin bout him ALL night)

What are your thoughts on writing? I love it!! I can do anything with my writing!!

How tall are you? I am 5'4 and full grown at fifteen years old...sad, sad, sad...

What book are you currently reading?
I am reading If I Have a Wicked Stepmother, Where's My Prince?

What music are you listening to? Gypsy Woman- Hilary Duff

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?
the library website to see if my book was in (it was ;))

What was the last thing you cooked?
cinnamon sugar coffee cake

What color are the walls of the room you are in?
a pale yellow (my room is better- two walls r lime green and two are bright blue)

Do you know who the governor of your state is?
no, do i look like i care?

How many different programs are open on your computer right now?
2

Have you ever been water-skiing? No, i wish, maybe someday w/ my crush... (all ur fault 4 bringing him up)

What is the weather like? idk it's nighttime i'm not going out there!! i think dark and warm cause it's summer!!

Are you going an vacation this summer and where?
Yes. Ocean City, Maryland and Mrytle Beach, South Carolina!!

Edward is hotter than Robert and Taylor is hotter than Jacob! (yup that is correct!)

40 ODD Things about me! (A questionnaire I filled out)

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?
of what??
2. What is your favorite possession?
My Twilight books or my iPod or my Harry Potter books
3. Do you own a gun?
a nerf gun
4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
"ha ha i dumped u!" (he was a jerk u would've dumped him 2!!)
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Yes I hate the doctors and needles and blood
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
hmmm i have a lot of favs like Mary Did You Know by Clay Aiken, Believe by Josh Grogen, Do They Know It's Chrismas? by I Can't Believe It's Not Band Aid, and Same Old Lang Syne by Dan Fogleberg.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
coffee or tea whatever mood I'm in
9. Can you do a push up?
yeah i'm in Fit For life...if u can't do a push up in Fit for Life ur screwed
10. Is your bathroom clean?as clean as a bathroom can get
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
It's between my Time-Turner, My Pirates of the Carribean Medallian, my Team Edward bracelets, my cross necklace, or my charm bracelet.
12. Do you take painkillers?
only when i need them
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
(smiles sexily) i'm not telling YOU
14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
possibly
15. What's your name? Kenzie
16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
My crush, this quiz, Twilight.
17. Name the last 3 things you have bought

recently? a magazine, nail polish, and an iTunes Gift card.
18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
Water, iced tea, coffee.
19. Current worry?
None I'm happy!!
20. Current hate?
The Jonas Brothers
21. Favorite place(s) to be?
my room
22. How did you bring in the New Year?

Screaming

23. Where would you like to go?
England (Hogwarts ;)) and Forks, Washington and California (LA)
24. Do you own slippers?
Nope
25. What shirt are you wearing?
My YMCA swim team t-shirt and sport shorts
26. Favorite color(s)?

Blue, Green, Red, Gold, Hot Pink, Black!!
27. Are you gay?

No I'm very straight, like boy crazy!!
28. Do you sing in the shower? sometimes
29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
a ghost
30. Best bed sheets as a child?
idk
31. Worst injury you've ever had?
this dude sat on me and broke my collar bone!!
32. Who is your loudest friend?
Either Kelly or Mackenzie
33. Who is your most silent friend?
my friend Melissa
34. Does someone have a crush on you? yeah several people!!
35. Do you wish on shooting stars?
never seen one, but i'd wish if i saw one
36. What is your favorite candy?
Cookie Dough Candy, M&Ms, and Reese's!!
37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
Everytime We Touch (Candlelight Mix) by CASCADA
38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
Hear You Me by Jimmy Eat World
39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
sleeping?? (duh...)
40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Where the heck am I??

I know I've done this a lot, but I just got a bunch of songs on my iPod and wanna do it again so here we go!!

Put your music on Shuffle and fill this out!!

Opening credits:

Waking up: That's What You Get- Paramore

First day of school: Breakaway- Kelly Clarkson

Falling in love: Like That- JoJo

Fighting: She Will Be Loved- Maroon 5

Breaking up: I Can't Hate You Anymore- Nick Lachey

Driving: I Will Always Return- Bryan Adams

Flashback: He Could Be the One- Hannah Montana

Mental Breakdown: Clear- Miley Cyrus

Getting back together: You're Not Sorry- Taylor Swift

Wedding: Teardrops On My Guitar- Taylor Swift

Birth of a child: Cookie Jar (feat. The Dream)- Gym Class Heroes

Final battle: You Found Me- Kelly Clarkson

Death scene: Anywhere But Here- Hilary Duff

Funeral: Whisper- Evanescence

End credits: Halo- Beyonce

Well that is one screwed up movie!! That was fun though!! ;)

Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Yes

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Yes

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Yes

What’s Hermione’s?
Jean

What’s Ron’s?
Bilious

What’s Harry’s?
James

What’s Ginny’s?
Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?

Yes

Read All The Books?

of course, over 10 times each

What Do You Think Of JKR?

I think she is amazingly talented!!

Favorites

Weasley?
I think Ginny is funny and I can relate to her, but I also like Ron although sometimes his personality sucks. Fred and George are hilarious so I guess the answer would b i'm undecided.

Character, Overall?
it's between Hermione, Cedric

Female Character?
Between Hermione and Ginny. Probably more Hermione though.

Male Charcter?
Cedric Diggory

Group Of Characters?
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville, and Luna. I also like Fred, George, and Lee Jordan.

Adult?
Tonks is cool. I like Lupin too.

Professor?
Professor Lupin or Professor McGonagall

Ship?

My favorite traditional ship is Harry/ Ginny, but I love to ship Hermione/ Cedric and Ginny/ Tom Riddle

Spell?

Wingardem Leviosa, Expelliarmus, Alohamora...just your basic handy spells :)

Sweet?
Bernie Botts Every Flavor Beans (got them for my b-day party once. That was a laugh :D)

Place?
Hogwarts (Diagon Alley-before it got all depressing-is pretty sweet too)

Weasley Twin?
Fred

Product?
Time Turner

Shop?
Flouish and Blotts, Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes, and (of course) Ollivander's (cause what's a wizard/ witch without his/ her wand?)

Least Favorites

Weasley?
Percy

Character, Overall?
Umbridge!! Ack I hate her!!

Female?
Cho Chang

Male?
Crabbe and Goyle

Adult?
Umbridge

Student?
Cho Chang

Spell?
Avada Kedavra

Book?
Half Blood Prince

Ship?
My least favorite traditional ship is Hermione/ Ron and Cedric/ Cho and Hermione/ Viktor. As for untraditional I can't stand reading (or watching on youtube) any homosexual pairings. I have nothing against the homosexuals, I have homosexual friends, but people go to far I think. I also hate Cedric/ Fleur.

Sweet?
Cockroach Cluster

Death Eater?
Bellatrix Lestrange and Peter Pettigrew

Shop?
Borgin and Burkes

Place?
The Dursleys' Home

Professor?
Umbridge

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?
I figured this would happen. I was a bit disappointed, but I like it more than Hermione/ Viktor.

Harry/Hermione?
It's okay. I orginally thought this was going to be the big romance of the series. I've made a couple youtube vids for them, but they always break up in the end. :)

Harry/Ginny?
I wasn't expecting this couple and when it first happened I was like "NO!", but I actually kind of like them together now.

Harry/Luna?
Erm...no. I think they have more of a brother/ sister relationship

Harry/Pansy?
No. Pansy is just gross. She doesn't even deserve Malfoy.

Ron/Lavander?
I was never a fan of this couple. Their constant snogging annoyed me. But I enjoyed the riff it caused among "The Golden Trio" as Mugglenet calls it

Ron/Luna?
I thought about it for a while, but they are too different. It'd never work.

Ron/Pansy?
Once again no...just no

Ron/Fleur?
No that's kinda gross. Fluer is like waaay older than Ron.

Hermione/Krum?
Hate it, hate it, hate it, HATE IT!! I can't stand Krum.

Hermione/Draco?
It'd be an interesting twist. I've toyed with the idea for a story featuring the two before.

Hermione/Fred OR George?
I don't think so. Hermione is so serious and they are so...not

James/Lily?
I like it. The story really didn't dwell on them too much.

Lily/Snape?
I think they make better friends. I think Lily always thought of Snape as a brother not a lover. I do feel bad for Snape, but he sort of brought it on himself calling Lily a "Mudblood".

Lily/Sirius?
Hmm...I don't think so. I like Lily better with James.

Lily/Lupin?
No

Tonks/Lupin?
See, I never really got this couple. It just seemed like a pretty random couple to me.

Draco/Pansy?
Pansy doesn't deserve anyone. And although I despise myself for saying it, I have had a mild attraction to Tom Felton lately therefore I have started not hating Malfoy like I used to. So I think Draco can do way better than Pansy.

Fred/Angelina?
Not my favorite couple, but it worked

Bill/Fleur?

When I first heard about this one I was shocked, but once evryone is staying at their cottage in Deathly Hallows I started liking it more.

Harry/Cho?
I hate Cho soooo much. She's a cry baby, she is full of herself, and whenever something doesn't go her way she storms off.

Harry or Ron?
I love Harry's bravery and clever use of sarcasm, but he has a major temper and I blame him for Cedric's death...Ron is hilarious, but he is a mega complainer. I get that he has gotten the short end of the stick his whole life, but he needs to chill. So I guess it's a tie. I grew up with them both and I love them both.

Hermione or Ginny?
I tend to pick favorite female characters by who I relate to the most, but the weird thing is (and anyone can tell you this) I'm exactly a mixture of both. I'm a total book worm and I get good grades, people enjoy calling me a know it all, but I'm not obnoxious about it and I have a life other than school work. On the other hand I have Ginny's sense of humor and I like playing sports. I have played Quidditch before. It rocked. So once again it's a tie.

Neville or Seamus?
Neville because he turned out to be amazingly brave whereas Seamus is just...I just don't like him.

Snape or Slughorn?

Snape, because Slughorn is ANNOYING!

Fred Or George?
Fred

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
Harry/ Hermione. I don't know why but it feels more natural than Ron/ Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Harry/Hermione. As I said before I see Harry and Luna as more of a brother and sister

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Ron/Hermione. As I said before Ron and Luna wouldn't work out.

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/ Hermione. I hate Krum.

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Butterbeer

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

James/ Lily

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogwarts

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Diagon Alley

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy Manor

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Bearnie Bott's cause they bring back memories hahahahahah :)

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Daily Prophet

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Rita Skeeter

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Gryffindor!

Have you Been to A Release Party?
Yup, once for a movie and twice for the last two books.

Ever cried while reading one of the books?
I cried when Cedric died and I cried at the end of Deathly Hallows cause I knew it was ALL OVER!!

A Movie?
Goblet of Fire when Cedric died

Books or Movies?
Books althought the first two movies were amzing

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Sick as this sounds I have one pretty much every night.

Been To A Fansite?
yes. Leaky Cauldron, Mugglenet, ect.

Been to JKR’s Site?
yup

Have You Ever Roleplayed?
I lurrrve roleplaying. I'm in several online rolplaying groups and I started one in real life.

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
We've done rolplay with traditional characters when I was Hermione, then we added our own characters and I decided to be creative and be...(drum roll please)...ME!!

Did you use to have an absurd theory?
not really...

What was it?
I thought Hagrid was the Half Blood Price ahaha

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
I can't. I talk in English terms that no one understands sometimes and once I accidently asked my teacher if I could go to the hospital wing instead of the clinic.

Did it/ Does it work?

nope. it's like trying to hide the fact you use crack. i get high on these books.

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?

Yes, I have a Gryffindor robe, a Gryffindor scarf, a Time Turner, an owl, Crookshanks, and Hermione's wand. Am I crazy? Possibly.

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
I do now :)

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
nope

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
Yup when I was 5 years old and re-reading the series. (or at least what was out so far)

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
nope

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?

How? Because they have red hair and both love Harry? Those are really their only similarities.

Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A-Like?
Not really cause they aren't THAT alike.

Do you know what fanfiction is?
Oh no! I've never heard of it? Is that some sort of band? (Of course I know what fanfiction is. I wouldn't be on here if I didn't)

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

No (sarcasm)

Do you read fanfiction?
yup

If so, do you like it?

It's a dream come true

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
yes

What site?
fanfiction.net...

Do you write fanfiction?
yes

Do you like to write fanfiction?
Tis a passion of mine

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
yes! Chocolate Frog, Bertie Botts and Fizzing Whizbees. I have even tried my hand at making Butterbeer and Pumpkin Juice.

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?

All the books, All the movies, a ton of posters, Hermione's wand, Gryffindor robes, a Gryffindor Scarf, Hogwarts notebooks, A time turner, Hedwig, Crookshanks, the golden snitch, a Harry Potter broomstick, some spiffy Harry Potter glasses, a Harry Potter diary, a sticker book, Harry Potter Scene It (Both Editions), Harry Potter Uno, and stuff like that.

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?

Both editions! And I dominate at it! :)

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
I don't really wear shirts like that. I prefer my cute Hollister, Aeropostale, American Eagle stuff.

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Hermione and Ginny

Do You Agree With This?
Yeah

Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?
Yup

What Are They?

Freaky Harry Potter Girl (I LURVE MY FWENDS

Do you object to being Called By them?
Not really, I'd prefer they didn't out and about.

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
They don't totally undertsand it cause they are still in twilight mode (thank GOD I'm out of that stage :P) but my guy friends love that about me :)

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
Not really, I'm the only obsesser in my group

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

n/a

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

I always make refrences to the books and stuff, but only I really truly get it.

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
yes it's my thing

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
Everyday of my life. As pathetic as this sounds, I cried for three hours on my eleventh birthday cause I didn't get my letter.

Have you re-read the books?
Uh huh, I've read them all over ten times each.

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
Like every single year since kindergarten.

Have You Had An RP Party?
RP? Probably, but I'm not entirely sure what this means.

Do You Want To?

Sure

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
A Very Potter Musical ;) If you haven't seen it on youtue you must watch it! It's the funniest thing ever.

Have You Ever Wrote One?
No, I don't write plays or musicals

Do You Want To?
not really

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
Yeah. The biggest one was for a trip to London for the Half Blood Prince Book Release. My daddy found out it was rigged though so...

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
Sure. I'd prob get my fwends to act it out and put it on youtube

Are You Going To Write One?
no

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
a little

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
Is that POSSIBLE?

Harry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? I'll put them in order for you :) Goblet of Fire, Chamber of Secrets, Sorcerer's Stone, Deathly Hallows, Order of the Phoenix, Prisoner of Azkaban, and Half Blood Prince.

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? I loved Goblet of Fire cause of Cedric

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Cedric, Hermione, Ginny, Harry, Ron, Luna, Neville, Fred & George

What house do you prefer to be in? Gryffindor

But what house would you think you'll be in? Gryffindor!

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? nearly-headless nick

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Defense Against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration, and Charms

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Lupin or McGonagall

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Chaser, but I've played seeker before and it's fun too but really stressful

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? chaser probably

Who do you want to make friends with?Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville, and Luna. Also Cedric is my boyfriend

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Probably Harry and Ron would be my best guy fwends and Hermione would be my bff

Why would he/she be your best buddy? Because I already feel like I'm friends with the three of them. I have been since I was five.

Which character in the book can you relate to? Hermione/ Ginny

What pet would you get? an owl

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Me and the guy I'm in love with

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? OF COURSE! Then I'd get to meet Sirius Black...haha

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? "Hey...uh...not that I'm not totally excited to see you here, but um...what the hell, dude?!"

What would be his reaction to your reaction? He'd probably tell me I'm a witch and take me to Hogwarts

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? EVERYBODY "HEY WORLD I CAN TALK TO SNAKES!!"

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? I wouldn't fall for it. I'm too smart for that @#! :)

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Cedric Diggory

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Hermione Granger

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Hermione and Ginny

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? black

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? pink

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? red

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? red

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? scarlett and gold

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? emerald

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? i've taken longer

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? For the guy I love to admit his feelings for me.

Do you like the books more or the movies? books

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? James/Sirius

What would your Patronus take shape in? cat

What would be your Animagus form? cat

What subject do you want to be the best in? Everything

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius Black

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius Black

Hermione or Cho? Hermione

James Potter or Snape? James Potter

Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Golden Trio

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Invisible

Harry or Ron? Tie

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks

Hermione or Ginny? Tie

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric Diggory

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna Lovegood

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Peeves the Poltergeist

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp (I HATE SPIDERS ERLACK!)

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs

Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore ( The original Tom Riddle was HOT though)

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa Malfoy

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? first

Is this survey fun or boring? fun


In Remembrance:

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,

A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,

Who fought bravely to the very end,

And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,

And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,

With many jokes,

He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,

Who was more free and full of love,

Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,

The last real Marauder,

Who was not just a wonderful father,

An incredible husband and a brave hero,

As well as an awesome warewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,

Who died for the greater good,

Even when you can't see him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile

Less than three,

McKenzie

(Present day me talking. I hope for your sake that you scrolled through that, but if you didn't PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME.)


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Rm w a Vu by AngelGoddess1981 reviews
Bella's a struggling student at AZ State who finds her boyfriend in bed with her roomie. Unable to look at them, she moves out. When another dorm room cannot be found, Bella takes to the classifieds. Just how good is the view being advertised? Romance/Humor/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 250,607 - Reviews: 5357 - Favs: 3,903 - Follows: 3,730 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19308 - Favs: 8,489 - Follows: 6,615 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by smmiskimen reviews
REPOSTED! Edward is attacked by Bella's scent on her first day at school. What happens when he decides to act upon his desires and take what he believes to be his? AU, OOC, Canon Pairings. Companion fic to Stockholm Syndrome BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,782 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
THE BetrAyal by JoshPLL reviews
Season 3 continues with my version! Hanna deals with Caleb being shot, Emily is shocked after she murders Nate, and Spencer uncovers the truth about her boyfriend Toby. "Keep reading, bitches..." -A
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,119 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012
Decode by ComicBookGirl1206 reviews
Bella & Edward are bestfriends. She's inlove with him & he has no idea. After years of heartache, Bella decides it's time to move on, but how will Edward take it when he realizes that Bella isn't the shy girl he thinks she is, & starts dating another guy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,761 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enemies with Benefits by legallyblondex reviews
It wasn't supposed to happen like this, we weren't supposed to get attached. The rules were simple. This was supposed to be easy. Who would have thought this flawless plan would end up with a broken heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,352 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 6/21/2009 - [Bella, Edward] Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Neighbor Boy by legallyblondex reviews
Bella, her best friend & her father move to a new town to start fresh. Huge house, great school, and cute neighbor. The downside? The neighbor's an asshole, a very cute asshole though. She knows she's beyond screwed. AH*OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,322 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Mr Cullen by fanficlover991 reviews
How will Bella deal with falling head over heals for her extremely attractive art and literature teacher? Well to find out you must click that underlined title right above this summary. : Edward/Bella no supernatural enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Edward, Bella
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 4,622 - Follows: 3,398 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5729 - Favs: 6,583 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sinful Thoughts by readingmama reviews
Edward is adopted by the Swans at birth. How will Bella and Edward cope with their growing attraction when they think they are siblings?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,823 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If I Should Die Before You Wake by Flutemelody reviews
Bella is dying when she meets the mystery Edward Cullen. During her stay at the hospital, she becomes close to him. But Edward has a secret. He can save her from her own death. Only problem? He's wouldn't change her to do it. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Running in the Dark by J'adore JASPER reviews
What happens when Bella is kidnapped by two strangers, one she might love, and taken away from home?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009
I Tell You I Love You by EverWonderWhy reviews
Emmett has Bella move to Forks, Washington with him and Charlie. Bella just happens to meet the great Edward. Great story. Give it a shot! Sequel is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Can't Fight Fate by Its.Rachel.Love reviews
What if... Bella and Alice couldn't stop Edward?... but instead of dying, he joined the Volturi? What would happen when fate brought him back to Forks, to stop the killings in Seattle? Would fate be kinder to him and Bella, this time around?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,634 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
15 Ways to Make Edward Angry Without Killing Bella by XxSarahCullenxX reviews
Random ways to make Edward angry. Just for fun. I may add on with another character if I get enough positive reviews.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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White Houses reviews
When Bella Swan goes to live with her dad for the summer in Forks, she meets some new friends. Including the obnoxious yet irresistable Edward Cullen. ALL HUMAN! Rated T for language and teen situations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,450 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
Kill The Lights reviews
16 year old Vanessa Blake recieves a shock when she gets a visit from Jacob Black, realizing that not only is she really Renesmee Cullen, but she is also half vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,051 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Starlight reviews
Edward Mason is orphaned and sent to an orphanage. The same orphanage of Bella Swan, another orphan. They are soon best friends and everything goes great until a dark plot around Bella is uncovered. I am bad at summaries PLEASE READ IT IS GOOD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 41 - Words: 59,537 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legal Confessions reviews
22 year old Bella Swan has just graduated college with a law degree. Her first job is to defend Edward Cullen, a member of a gang in Seattle, accused of murder and brought to California to be tried. Full summary inside. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Starlight redone reviews
Bella Swan spent her whole life at Ridgeway Orphanage under the watchful eye of Jason Freeman. When a new kid, Edward Masen arrives the couple uncovers a deadly secret that Bella is unconsciously part of. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
1918 reviews
When present day Edward and Bella are sucked back in time to the year 1918-the year Edward was made a vampire-their lives turn to chaos. Edward is human again and him and Bella have to battle through long lost love, secrets, and survive the deadly flu...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
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