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Joined 10-08-08, id: 1711669, Profile Updated: 02-24-10
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

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NOTE: ALL STORIES WILL BE ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!!

oh, hey guys!

what a pleasant surprise to see you all here! ((although i can't actually see you, but you are all intelligent and got my point, righttt?))

twilight is sex. no doubt about it. i love love love it. i am so addicted it is not even a little normal. you can thank whitlock-hale for that. she infected me with the vamp virus.

you should probably know up front that i am the WORST updater of all times. no really. no seriously, i have a plaque and a paperweight in my room. its quite an honor :)

and i get way too distracted reading other people's fanfictions when i am suppose to be updating mine. its a dirty little habit but i love it!

but like i always say, honesty is the key. at least i have honesty on my side :)

BUT! i love getting reviews. when i get a really funny one or one that gives me the butterflies and is like "AWW" i actually try to update faster. this is not a subliminal message or anything.

seriously though, go check out my stories. it would make me very happy if you did.

kthanks

my personal fav right now is blue 42 set hike, so that will get updated the most. and i would love to announce that i now have a beta! YAY SHAPS! :standing ovation: because really my grasp of the english language and it's grammar rules is pretty much at the same level of a five year old (i knew emmett and i were meant to be together!)

WHITLOCK-HALE just recently became the beta for my other stories, the tailor re-stitched and dangerous liaisons. be jealous. she gets to read the chapie before you. i suppose that comes with the territory of being the bestie.

so here's my update order

b42

re-stitched

the DL

one-shots (i have two really good ones floating in the mind right now, so when i get writers block for the other few, they will appear. be ready for the invasion)-i also have this parody that i really want to write but i don't know when i'll have time

so quit reading the Bologna (apparently that is spelled wrong if it's not capitalized, sorry spellcheck) and read my stories!

ps: i got a little bored and went nuts with the bold/italics on this page. it is kind of obnoxious. tehehe

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Yours, Mine and Ours by imma vampire reviews
Bella, a single mother of three boys is having a difficult time relating to her kids when she meets Edward, the single father of three girls the same age. The attraction is instant, but the challenge comes with the kids. Will they all get along? Is it possible for them to overcome differences and become a family? AU, AH. M for Lemons. This story is mostly fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,075 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 4,077 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8737 - Favs: 7,245 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11375 - Favs: 10,769 - Follows: 5,710 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19326 - Favs: 11,938 - Follows: 5,467 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Mud,Sweat and Cheers by whitlock-hale reviews
Edward is the Captain of the Men's lacrosse team. Bella is the captain of the women's lacrosse team. what happens when they go head to head? OOC. exb. Rated M for language and the possibility of future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 538 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7609 - Favs: 8,675 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blind by Jayeliwood reviews
AU,OOC, All human. Disability doesn't mean you're not able. Can Edward get over his disability and himself to find true happiness with someone who cares deeply for him. Will he do anything to become whole for her? Winner of 3 Twilightawards best author!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 155,946 - Reviews: 7106 - Favs: 6,186 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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The Tailor, ReStitched reviews
Edward needs his wedding tux altered. Who is the only seamstress fit for the job? Why our clumsy brown-eyed beauty, of course! Can she keep her hands to herself? B/E OCC AH. Lemons in the future! ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,444 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
A DANGEROUS LIAISION reviews
Famous supermodel Victoria Nomad is found dead, stabbed in her home. Her amber-eyed husband is the main suspect. Is he innocent, or a cold-blooded killer? Public defendant, Bella Swan, gets tangled in a race to find the truth… BxE ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Blue 42, Set Hike! reviews
After the girls soccer team at Forks High gets cut, Bella, Alice, and Rose decide they are going to take up another sport where they like it rough. AU, All-Human, full of DRAMA OOC E/B A/J R/Em M for future chapters. NOW COMPLETE! SEQUEL ON THE WAY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mattress King reviews
Bella is in desperate need of a new mattress after her recent breakup. Where better to turn then the one and only Mattress King, where things get lemony at about 3 a.m.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Fellas? reviews
My entry for britishbitches smutvent calander. Sorry if you guys already read this. Edward has to punish Bella after she sings a naughty Christmas song. AH OCC BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tailor reviews
Edward needs the finishing touches on his wedding tux. However, he is not looking forward to the poking and probing from the elderly Ms. Jessica Stanley. He is pleasantly surprised to find the new intern to take care of him. One-shot E/B Lemon OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete